#razzies

[allweknewisdead]

Xanadu (1980) - Robert Greenwald

Boy oh boy, they sure don't make rocks like they used to!

[hystpod]

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[florjokercoringa]

Only the Joker can win an Oscars and a Razzies

[mysharona1987]

Sorry, but Crowe was genuinely great in this movie. He knew exactly what film he was in.

Similarly I don’t think you can call Vin Diesel’s performances in the Fast and Furious films *bad*. Seems to have held the whole franchise together.

Between this and picking on child actors, The Razzies aren’t fun anymore.

[juliehowlin]

The Golden Raspberries

The Golden Raspberry Awards were created by publicist John J.B. Wilson as a humorous alternative to the formal awards season.

10 things you might not know about the Razzies.

[lunarprincegarbo]

How is there now a game awards Razzies yet?

can you imagine categories such as:

worst voice acting

worst art direction

worst action game

worst fighting game

the list goes on

[sunyot]

Cinematic Moments - Catwoman 2004

[silveragelovechild]

I have a strong feeling these will be the only awards Marvel wins this year:

Worst Director (Payton Reed)

Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off Or Sequel

Worst Supporting Actor (both Michael Douglas and Bill Murray)

[ashadowofburnedoutstardust]

God, if you're real

Please let him win 🙏

[moovees]

March's Most Popular Movies on the Criterion Channel

But, Dave! Some of those movies are notoriously horrible?!!

Every year, the Golden Raspberry Awards (a.k.a. the Razzies) honor the “worst” in contemporary cinema. Yet in doing so, they have often inadvertently shed light on films so out-there, so uncompromising, so beyond the bounds of accepted “good” taste that they demand attention. While some infamous Razzie winners like XANADU, BARB WIRE, and GIGLI live on as classics of camp and cult, others, like Michael Cimino’s HEAVEN’S GATE, Elaine May’s ISHTAR, and Paul Verhoeven’s SHOWGIRLS have been reclaimed as fearlessly ambitious expressions of personal vision. In a topsy-turvy way, this program pays tribute to those divisive films that continue to fascinate and provoke debate, while calling into question the very line that separates high and low culture.

[fantasypeasantgirl]

how i'd do a "worst of the year" awards (1/9)

ok so i hate the razzies and disagreed this year but here's what i'd do: NOT TOUCHING THAT (the worst movies i didn't watch/didn't finish)

It Ends With Us (wins) - hate the book, watched 10 mins of the film then tapped out, then everything happened

Am I Racist? - ok realistically this should win but i refuse to give m*tt w*lsh this

Moana 2 - ok i don't HATE this film but it is also one i refuse to watch

Borderlands - got 20 mins in and realised i didn't care

How To Date Billy Walsh - got to the "fake being a love guru to trick my best friend into embarassing herself and falling in love with me" and went NOPE

Miller's Girl - this was the "jenna ortega dates her teacher" film... yeah how about NO

WORST SONG (this year specifically)

Lady - Emilia Perez (wins) - the fact that this song got a free pass essentially because of... the OTHER one really annoys me, this was 10x worse

Papa - Emilia Perez - "here's all the masculine things this trans woman smells like GIVE US AWARDS"

Can I Get A Chee-Hoo? - Moana 2 - ok i didn't watch this movie but i DID see this song and i hate it

Love Ain't It - Descendants: The Rise Of Red - this franchise gave us Ways To Be Wicked...

Perfect Revenge - Descendants: The Rise Of Red - THIS FRANCHISE GAVE US QUEEN OF MEAN WHAT HAPPENED

La Vaginoplastia - Emilia Perez - ok... this song is incredibly misguided and accidentally transphobic which is why it's here... but it's genuinely so bad i kinda ironically love it?

[allweknewisdead]

Cocktail (1988) - Roger Donaldson

Days get shorter and shorter, nights longer and longer, before you know it, your life is just one long night with a few comatose daylight hours.

[agwhaan]

The Razzies are the biggest industry circle jerk on a day that also features the Oscars.

[florjokercoringa]

Joker Folie a deux receives two Golden Raspberry Awards, one with the Worst Screen Combo of Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga, the other with the Worst Sequel. The winner of the worst picture is Madame Web.

[mysharona1987]

Ana De Armes and Chris Evans in Ghosted prove that despite how hot and talented you both are…if the chemistry isn’t there, it just isn’t.

And no one at Apple noticed this.

[psychologistmimi]

The Razzies: Celebrating the Best of Being Bad (and Why I’m All In)

So, the Razzie nominations are out, and I have to confess something a little wild: I’ve actually seen some of these dumpster fire films. Yes, the ones that were so bad they were honored with a Razzie nod. And yet, I haven’t watched a single Oscar-nominated movie this year. Not a single one. What has happened to my once pure love of cinema? Have I fallen out of love with thought-provoking…