#raymond📝 answers

[ask-uncle-ray]

(for young Ray)

Have you met Gregory's son yet? You two seem like you'd get along pretty well.

- Spring, 2001 -

“I babysit Miles sometimes when Mr. Edgeworth and Detective Badd decide to do some investigating on their own. He’s such a nerd- he knows more about legal codes and global issues than some adults I meet!

And he has no friends. Well, did. I think Mr. Edgeworth said something about him and these two other boys in his class… who knows.”

[ask-uncle-ray]

“I remember the day they swore him in. I would have cried a bit on both his dad’s and all criminals’ behalf- if I wasn’t being sworn in as the head of the bar myself.”

With election day coming next month I got to ask, did you elected to be Chief Prosecutor or were you appointed?

“It’s an election among the prosecutors of the district the position is in.

Usually, however, the old chief along with other high-ranking officials like the chief of police, head of the CPE, different judges, and even sometimes the current standing head of the Bar Association will endorse a candidate- which sways the votes more than you would expect.”

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[ask-uncle-ray]

I was told to ask, how was the day that Miles got sworn in as Chief Prosecutor?

“Oh, it was a day. Being how it was the 28th, and… everything. But I mean, hey, it made it more sentimental. 25 years, and we’re both moving up in the legal system making positive impacts?

What more could the old man have hoped for?”

“It also got a lot of us in the same place. The Wrights and Justice, Kate and her dad, Kay and Sebbi, heck- even Tyrell came out of his retirement cave.

Popping back to Nicky, it was fun to watch Miles panic when I blew his whole ‘That Man’ facade so casually; but in my defense, Nick didn’t know what I was revealing to everyone else who had to listen to those yapping sessions. And I was… Wright, so to say.”

[ask-uncle-ray]

Do you have any baby photos of Miles

“Only like three albums worth.”

[ask-uncle-ray]

“Two years was enough for me.”

Did you actually go to law school or are you just goofing around until you find the perfect explanation about how your client didn't killed anybody ?

“I did go to law school, but even if I didn’t, an internship with Mia might’ve been enough to pass.”

[ask-uncle-ray]

Uncle Ray have you heard of the terms ‘girlboss’ and ‘malewife’?

Because I feel that’s what Kate and you are.

“Yep. Yep, yep, yep.”

[ask-uncle-ray]

Hey it's me the other roof goblin of the wright-edgeworth household

-Log

“Hi.. please stay far away from my home.”

[ask-uncle-ray]

young Ray

can we be paper-eating buddies, I have a bit of a habit like yours

“Sure. It’s nice to know I’m not the only one.”

[ask-uncle-ray]

“You heard her. Git.”

PROOF

“…. Roofgoblins, you have until sunrise to get off my property.”

[ask-uncle-ray]

Opinion on raping, you know the act where to rappers battle? In a musical fight

“Eh.. not exactly my kind of music.”

[ask-uncle-ray]

I ACCIDENTALLY BROKE YOUR MICROWAVE IM SO SORRY UNCLE RAY PLEASE FORGIVE MEEEE!!!!

IM SSSSOSOSO SORRY!!!

“…”

“Run before she gets you.”

[ask-uncle-ray]

How did you meet Gregory Edgeworth?

“He was the one who helped me with my name-change when I turned 18.”

Link to main backstory post under the cut

[ask-uncle-ray]

Mr. Shields what your favourite food?

“As long as it’s Kate who made it, je l’adorerai.”

[ask-uncle-ray]

Has Miles ever cried?

“He’s human, of course he has.”

[ask-uncle-ray]

How did you write such a snazzy tune whenever you appear?? please tell me your wise secrets mister ray

“Are you trying to trick me into breaking the fourth wall?”