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[eltonjohnglasses]

The 4 HP houses as quotes I've said to my friends pt. 23758

Ravenclaw: "Not only do teachers love me, but they also love the fact that I cannot reach deadlines."

Hufflepuff: "I swear on my Bed Almighty, I promise to give you your jacket back. Now, gimme it before I turn into a Popsicle."

Slytherin: "There's only so much I can do on a Monday. Kick someone's face in? Yeah, why not. Be a bitch who secretly wants a hug? Absolutely. Actually stay awake during that whole photosynthesis lecture? No damn way."

Gryffindor: "Hypothetically speaking, if I locked my math class from the outside, leaving that class stuck inside, do you think that would allow me to skip it?"