#ravenclaw jungkook

[catmingi]

[cantaestopbeingsocute]

Btsxhogwarts

Jeongguk - Ravenclaw

Curiosity, intelligence, creativity

[voyter]

BASED OFF FILM MASTERPOST !

dive into voyters series of jungkook fics inspired by iconic films. grab a snack, get comfortable, and enjoy the show. lights, camera, action !

BETTER THAN YOU

your ex finds out about your new boyfriend, and he’s definitely not happy about it. but your new guy? he’s everything your ex could never be — and more.

⋆✴︎.⁺⊹ gryffindor!jungkook. ravenclaw!reader. hogwarts au. smut.

BASED OFF ... harry potter !

coming soon to a cinema near you.

DEVOTION

your knight is completely devoted to you, and while it’s his duty, you can’t help but wonder if there’s something more behind his unwavering loyalty.

⋆✴︎.⁺⊹ knight!jungkook. queen!reader. a song of ice and fire au. 103 AC. smut.

BASED OFF ... house of the dragon !

in theatres now.

BREAK OF DAWN

even though jungkook isn’t the most popular guy on campus, his friends are determined to throw him a birthday party. what starts as a small gathering quickly spirals into something much bigger. rumor has it, the hottest girl in school has a special gift just for him.

⋆✴︎.⁺⊹ nerd!jungkook. popular!reader. college au. smut.

BASED OFF ... project x !

coming soon to a cinema near you.

MIDNIGHT SUSPECT

there’s a thief prowling the night, and jungkook is struggling to catch them. but when he finally discovers the suspect’s identity, he finds it even harder to turn you in to the police.

⋆✴︎.⁺⊹ spiderman!jungkook. blackcat!reader. spiderman au. smut.

BASED OFF ... spiderman !

coming soon to a cinema near you.

NEW RECRUIT

the band is already solid, but yoongi insists they could be even better with you in the lineup. however, jungkook isn’t too thrilled about the newest addition to the group.

⋆✴︎.⁺⊹ singer!jungkook. singer!reader. enemies to lovers. 1970s au. band au. smut.

BASED OFF ... daisy jones & the six !

coming soon to a cinema near you.

BREAKING THE CODE

it was always an unspoken rule: never go after your friend’s ex. but you just couldn’t resist. what she doesn’t know won’t hurt her… right?

⋆✴︎.⁺⊹ best friends ex. forbidden love. college au. smut.

BASED OFF ... euphoria !

coming soon to a cinema near you.

© voyter, all rights reserved.

[jmdbjk]

I'm telling you, their life flashed before their eyes...

The staffs' I mean...

WARNING: CONTINUED POSSIBLE SPOILER ALERT! I may or may not mention "Are You Sure?" scenes in detail and their outcomes during these long rambling messy posts beginning with the next sentence.

While on the kayaks, JK flipped over almost immediately. this sequence will be legendary in my mind:

All is well so far. Let's go kayaking! After being assisted by the Black Hall Outfitter staff, including Mr. Gino, they take off.

At this point, staff is walking away, ready to get on a boat to follow. Everything is cool. But something's not right. Why is the horizon at a 45 degree angle?

Staff has not noticed yet...

Jungkook's $1700 Balenciaga fancy pants are about to get soaked.

Jimin does not see what's going on behind him. Yet.

I can read his mind: "WTF?"

Staff finally notices and thoughts of living on the street start to flash through their heads...

Jimin can't believe what he's seeing...staff is sprinting into action...

He was first worried about his phone but one of the staff had it.

Staff thinking "I'm too old for this shit."

Drowned Rat Jungkook was not on my bingo card. I need a new bingo card.

Meanwhile, Jimin fearlessly paddles out to the middle of the river wearing his $70,000 Patek Philippe watch on his wrist... gasp.

Please take a moment to appreciate that gorgeous sunset in the background.

Seems some of Jimin's Slytherin has rubbed off on our little Ravenclaw (I know that's debatable but that's for another post).

Jimin was probably clenching so tight that flipping over would have been disaster for him.

Jungkook gets back in the kayak and is on his way... staff breathes a sigh of relief that they won't be jobless tomorrow.

Remember when he said this?

And this is how we know Jungkook is able to move past his own missteps.

But still desires some sort of collateral retribution from those more fortunate than he:

And this is the true and lasting take away from this little incident:

A moment that can be a beautiful memory.

And this is about the time this moment happened:

Now we know.

Jungkook was about to put on his royal blue Salty to the Core t-shirt. He wasn't taking off a shirt, he had already taken off his wet shirt and he was about to put on a dry one. That shirt in his hands is not black. And now we know Jimin was about to put on his turquoise one. And now we know what kind of fun they'd had up to that point. And now we know Jimin was struggling with a stomach bug when this pic was snapped. And now we know that Jeep parked next to them was theirs. And now we know they were about to head to the campsite. And now we know why this photo was special enough to Jimin that he posted it on his Instagram for Jungkook's birthday. They'd just had so much fun doing something they never get to do. Definitely a cherished memory for them. It was so endearing to me. I feel privileged knowing so much about this particular day. I hope they are doing all right today...

Things I cannot relate to and will never happen to me:

• Driving over a bridge not realizing Jimin and Jungkook are the ones on those kayaks down there on the river.

• Shopping at Dick's Sporting Goods and running into Jimin and Jungkook while they shop for mens size small shorts and Nike slides.

• Sitting at a bar at my neighborhood craft brewery while global stars next to me sample several pale ales and hard sodas.

Again, I will end it here as I've used up the posts image limit. I will be back with part three of Episode 1.

[lilacmingi]

MASTERLIST 🦇

ALL WORKS ARE 14+ ONLY! PLEASE DO NOT READ OR INTERACT IF YOU’RE UNDER 14. NO SPAM-LIKING PLS

☆ HONGJOONG

The Goat | Hongjoong x fem reader, Mingi x fem reader Outlaw AU

Secret Santa | Fashion designer!Hongjoong x fashion designer!fem reader

Runaway | Pirate!Hongjoong x pirate!fem reader

Polyjuice Potion | Ravenclaw!Hongjoong x Ravenclaw!fem reader Hogwarts AU

A Quest for Love | Half-orc!Hongjoong x Elf!fem reader D&D/fantasy AU

Hades | Hades!Hongjoong x fem reader Disney Villains AU

☆ SEONGHWA

Scrooge | Grumpy Seonghwa x Christmas enthusiast!fem reader

Nights Like These | Seonghwa x fem reader drabble

Streets of Night City | Seonghwa x fem reader, Yeosang x fem reader Outlaw AU

Captive | Pirate!Seonghwa x fem reader

Stargazing | Hufflepuff!Seonghwa x Gryffindor!fem reader Hogwarts AU

Maleficent | Maleficent!Seonghwa x Princess!fem reader Disney Villains AU

Towards The Light | Sith!Seonghwa x Jedi!fem reader Star Wars AU

☆ YUNHO

Snowman | Snowman!Yunho x fem reader

Pillaged | Pirate!Yunho x barkeep!fem reader

Outlaw Customs | Yunho x fem reader, Jongho x fem reader Outlaw AU

Home for the Holidays | Hufflepuff!Yunho x Hufflepuff!fem reader Hogwarts AU

Captain Hook | Captain Hook!Yunho x fem!reader Disney Villains AU

Second Chances | Best friend!Yunho x fem reader

☆ YEOSANG

A Christmas Wish | Cheer elf!Yeosang x fem reader

Streets of Night City | Seonghwa x fem reader, Yeosang x fem reader Outlaw AU

My Treasure | Pirate!Yeosang x Princess!fem reader

Trading Cards & Chocolate Frogs | Ravenclaw!Yeosang x Ravenclaw!fem reader Hogwarts AU

Evil Queen | Evil Queen!Yeosang x fem reader Disney Villains AU

Antlers and All | Deer hybrid!Yeosang x fem reader [NEW]

☆ SAN

Playtime | Moondrop!San & Sundrop!Wooyoung x fem reader FNAF AU

Mall Elf | Mall employee!San x mall elf!fem reader

My Gem | Pirate!San x pirate!fem reader

The Boxing Ring | San x fem reader, Wooyoung x fem reader Outlaw AU

Quidditch Championship | Slytherin!San x Slytherin!fem reader Hogwarts AU

Cruella de Vil | Cruella!San x boutique owner!fem reader Disney Villains AU

☆ MINGI

The Goat | Hongjoong x fem reader, Mingi x fem reader Outlaw AU

Elf in Training | Elf!Mingi x elf!fem reader

Beached | Pirate!Mingi x Siren!fem reader

Niffler Nabbing | Slytherin!Mingi x Hufflepuff!fem reader Hogwarts AU

Dr. Facilier | Dr. Facilier!Mingi x fem reader Disney Villains AU

☆ WOOYOUNG

Playtime | Moondrop!San & Sundrop!Wooyoung x fem reader FNAF AU

The Boxing Ring | San x fem reader, Wooyoung x fem reader Outlaw AU

Rosy | Elf!Wooyoung x Elf!fem reader

The Hourglass | Pirate!Guerilla!Wooyoung x fem reader

Forbidden Forest | Slytherin!Wooyoung x Gryffindor!fem reader Hogwarts AU

Hyena | Hyena hybrid!Wooyoung x fem reader Disney Villains AU

☆ JONGHO

Grinch AU | Grinch!Jongho x Martha May Whovier!fem reader

Outlaw Customs | Yunho x fem reader, Jongho x fem reader Outlaw AU

Stowaway | Pirate!Jongho x stowaway!fem reader

Opposites Attract | Gryffindor!Jongho x Slytherin!fem reader Hogwarts AU

Gaston | Gaston!Jongho x librarian!fem reader Disney Villains AU

Ornament Odyssey | Santa!Jongho x fem reader

☆ OT8

Living with 8 Vampires | Vampire!ATEEZ x fem reader

⤷ Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 [this series is my baby and I want it to be perfect so I take my time writing each part. Part 2 literally took me over a year to finish oof. Hopefully the next parts don’t take that long but regardless, pls be patient with me]

When You’re On Your Period | ATEEZ x fem reader

☆ JUNGKOOK

Through Thick and Thin | Vampire!Jungkook x human!fem reader

☆ JIMIN

Change of Heart | Vampire!Jimin x human!fem reader

☆ YOONGI

Flowers In Your Hair | Yoongi x fem reader drabble

Not So Bad | Vampire!Yoongi x human!fem reader

☆ TAEHYUNG

Lost Control | Vampire!Taehyung x human!fem reader

☆ NAMJOON

Blood Bags | Vampire!Namjoon x human!fem reader

☆ HOSEOK

Different | Vampire!Hoseok x Vampire Hunter!fem reader

☆ JIN

The Invite | Vampire!Jin x human!fem reader

☆ OT7

Alice in Wonderland AU | BTS x fem reader

⤷ Intro | Part 1: Jungkook | Part 2: Jimin | Part 3: Yoongi | Part 4: Taehyung | Part 5: Namjoon | Park 6: Hoseok | Part 7: Jin | Finale separate endings linked in the finale

☆ CHAN

Houseguest | Vampire!Chan & Vampire!Hyunjin x fem reader

Cherry Chapstick | Chan x fem reader drabble

Full Moon | Werewolf!Chan x Vampire!fem reader

☆ CHANGBIN

Pool Hall | Changbin x fem reader

Irresistible | Changbin x fem reader drabble

Fuzzy Socks | Changbin x fem reader drabble

Late Night Ramen | Changbin x fem reader drabble

☆ HYUNJIN

Houseguest | Vampire!Chan & Vampire!Hyunjin x fem reader

My Muse | Hyunjin x fem reader drabble

Bound To You | Shinigami!Hyunjin x human!fem reader Death Note AU

☆ JISUNG

Stupid Cupid | Cupid!Jisung x fem reader

☆ GUNIL

Drum Lessons | Gunil x fem reader

☆ HYEONGJUN/JUNHAN

Bunny Ears | Hyeongjun x fem reader drabble

☆ JOOYEON

Practice Room Kisses | Jooyeon x fem reader drabble

Updated: 2/12/2025 [NEW: Yeosang - Antlers and All]

These works are my own ideas. DO NOT steal, copy, repost, alter, or translate my works in any way! All forms of plagiarism are PROHIBITED and will not be tolerated

[wastingmylifesecondatatime]

Jeon Jungkook - Series

Updated: March 2nd, 2025 🔞 = mature ✔ = completed Other masterlists: mother masterlist (2019-2024), mother masterlist (2025)

NEW ADDITIONS:

🔞 Sk8er Boi by @luffles424

↳ "You’ve been working your whole life towards this point, senior year and preparing for the biggest ballet audition of your life. Everything has been going to plan and is absolutely perfect. Until a boy comes crashing into your life in the most spectacular way. Now you feel like everything is spiraling out of your control. Is he the problem? Or the answer you didn’t know you needed?"

↳ Chapters: 16/?  (added: March 2nd, 2025)

↳ SM AU

🔞 Riddikulus by @seokjinsdisciple

↳ "Y/N was expecting to be sorted into Ravenclaw. After all, her whole family had been a ravenclaw. So when she was sorted into Slytherin four years ago, her world changed. Now it’s the start of her fifth year term. she’s found her friends, she knows her strengths, and she excels at getting into trouble. a lot has changed in her time at Hogwarts, but one thing always stays the same... her absolute hatred of Gryffindor Jeon Jungkook."

↳ Chapters: 18/?  (added: March 2nd, 2025)

↳ Harry Potter AU

[smolwritingchick]

Smol Snippet for Chapter 93

Author's Note: OK I am nowhere near done but here are some smol snippets of scenes I'm working on for the next chapter :) things are subject to change but just to hold ya. Again sorry for taking so long! I have a few more events to go to that I'm excited about and going back to work soon since my vacation is almost done! So continue to bear with me as I continue to plan for the outings and work on the chapter.

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The start of the silly airport outfits

"I cannot believe this…" Jennie grumbled with her arms crossed as she sat in the van with the members, on their way to the airport.

She had her fair share of goofy moments but this right here was currently number one. The boys were struggling not to laugh as they snuck glances at her wearing a large Pikachu Onesie. The reason? Losing a bet with Jungkook on who could beat who in Smash Bros, last night. She tried her hardest but he prevailed in a best out of 5.

"You look adorable," Jungkook giggled.

"Be quiet," she snapped at him in a playful tone, earning another giggle from him. "I can't believe I have to walk out in public with this on. Why? You know Dispatch is going to be there taking photos."

"You did bring it on yourself. You should have beat him in the game," Yoongi chuckled.

"Wow." she shook her head. "I am loving the support, right now,"

Bangtan had some fan events in Japan just before their 3rd Muster in Seoul and were headed to the airport to get on their flight. Once they arrived at the airport, fans and reporters were already there to take videos and photos. Jennie watched as the members and staff made their way out of the vehicle as she tried to mentally prepare herself to be seen with the onesie.

About to get out of the car, Jin turned back to Jennie and chuckled. "Are you coming?"

Seated next to him by the window, she groaned. "Yes…"

With a smile, Jin helped her out of the car and surprised sounds from the crowd were heard when they saw her in the onesie, along with giggling and various comments on how cute she looked. Being a good sport, Jennie grinned and waved at the camera, walking inside the airport with everyone else.

She laughed, forgetting about the embarrassment, and began to pose, with the members. Miss Bangtan even started playing the part of Pikachu, while reporters ate it up. After photos, the group started going to the destination of where their flight was as the large group of fans and reporters followed them.

"Jennie-ah, why are you wearing a Pikachu onesie?" she heard a fan ask who was recording her with their phone.

"I lost a video game bet," she grinned sheepishly, earning giggles in response.

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You took the test!?

For this, I decided to go by RM's fan sign answer about which house the BTS members would be in! :)

As they walked further into the park at Universal Japan, Jennie began to hear the Harry Potter theme song, taking her by surprise.

"Wait a damn minute…are we-are we going to Harry Potter World!?" she exclaimed. Once she turned to Jungkook and saw him grinning, she jumped and squealed excitedly. "What!? Oh my gosh! Wait, you took the test!?"

"I did. I'm a Ravenclaw,"

"Ahhhh! Oh my gosh! It suits you! So much to do! Okay! We gotta get wands! We gotta do the whole thing. We gotta go on the rides, we gotta get butterbeer, get the outfits, everything! You ready?" she giggled excitedly as he smiled, thinking it was the cutest thing.

"Lead the way,"

"That's the spirit!" she grabbed his hand as they wandered around.

Jungkook continued to film her while she looked around the area in awe, happily watching her geek out.

"Ah~! It's just like the movies! I feel like I'm actually in the movies!" she beamed.

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When he bakes for you on your birthday

"I made something for you," Jungkook said as they sat on the couch of her hotel suite.

"Oh? What is it?" Jennie looked on in anticipation.

"Close your eyes, first,"

"Okay," she closed her eyes with a smile, awaiting the surprise.

Getting up from the couch, Jungkook made his way to the fridge to grab the mini red velvet cake that he had made for her earlier today. Despite the constant teasing from Jimin and Taehyung on whether he knew what he was doing, the cake turned out quite well. Jungkook wanted to make her birthday as special as it could be and he always wanted to bake for her just like she did for him and the rest of the members. After grabbing a few paper plates, plastic forks, and a plastic knife, Jungkook set everything down on the table in front of the couch as Jennie continued to wait patiently.

After placing a 1 candle and a 9 candle on the cutely decorated cake he presented it to her with a smile.

"Open," he softly said.

Opening her eyes, she looked at the cake in awe, covering her mouth. She glanced up at him, back at the cake, and then back at him, uncovering her mouth to reveal a smile.

"What? You baked for me?" she let out a giggle.

"You bake for everyone. I wanted this birthday to be special so I decided to try to make you something,"

"Jungkook, today has been way more than special. This is so sweet, thank you. It smells good. And it looks good."

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Being secure in our feelings

"Ah, I'm so spoiled. Today has been magical! Like, look at this! I don't even know where to start for the gifts," Jennie said, looking at all the gifts scattered around from friends and family.

"Do you want to open your gifts now or see your last gift of the evening?" Jungkook asked.

"Last gift?" she looked at him curiously.

He smiled softly and nodded.

The curiosity took over her. "Show me the last gift,"

"Follow me," he grabbed her hand and led her to the bedroom door.

Once he opened it, they walked in and saw that the room was decorated romantically. Cute electric candles lit up the room along with rose petals scattered around the floor and bed.

She gasped lightly as her heart fluttered. "Jungkook…"

After closing the door, he gazed her at while she stood in front of him, looking around in awe. Slowly walking over to her from behind, he watched as she turned around and they both smiled at each other. No words needed to be said. They both knew they wanted this and felt secure in their feelings.

[arosesstorm]

bts in Harry Potter ⚯͛ ▕⃝⃤ ϟ 9¾

You might belong in Gryffindor, Where dwell the brave at heart, Their daring, nerve, and chivalry Set Gryffindors apart;

Captain of the quidditch team, he and jimin are best friends even if the duo couldn't be more different. A hopeless romantic, denies jimin the pleasure of taking him on his love haunts. Smart in school, loyal and kind, he is the perfect boy, and you noticed, dear Merlin if you did. Since Jimin had introduced you both, you seemed to stumble upon him everywhere you went, only to realize, in front of a butterbeer that you both have fallen hopelessly in love.

Plays Beater in Quidditch, he and his bff jungkook are the power couple of the School. He's a player, the worst, famous for having broke so many hearts it's hard to say his name around the Castle without hearing a girl cry. Proud Gryffindor, he has colored his hair bright red for his house once and liked it so much he decided to just keep it.

Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw, if you've a ready mind, Where those of wit and learning, Will always find their kind;

The smartest of his house, he's the brightest achievement of the Revenclaws' since its foundation. Headboy, captain of the quidditch team, is also known for being the number one answer when asked people about their first crush at Hogwarts; if you say you never thought about Kim Namjoon as your lover, you're lying.

Or perhaps in Slytherin You'll make your real friends, Those cunning folks use any means To achieve their ends.

Looks tough, has a soft spot: you. Befriending the boy in your second year, you both have grown inseparable; surviving your teenage years with him by your side had you know one thing: people should know better than to mess with you. Your ride or die honestly.

Looks innocent, is lethal. Hates quidditch and everyone who plays it. Gives this mysterious, narcissistic boy vibe; bad for him, you're worse. Being the first who had the guts of talking back to him when he was being petty, he liked you instantly, but it's not like he can tell you, so you're stuck in this enemies-who-wish-to-be-lovers thing. People call you Queen and King of Slytherin, you can't change my mind.

You might belong in Hufflepuff, Where they are just and loyal, Those patient Hufflepuffs are true And unafraid of toil;

You thought Hufflepuff were lame till you met this boy; still shocked that he wasn't sorted into Slytherin you catch him one day petting a Thestral in the forbidden forest, a smile on his face and suddenly you realize why. Getting to know Kim Taehyung had been a dark and difficult ride, but once you're in, you can't seem to come out. You can't think of a person who knows you better than this boy.

Sweetest boy you know, once helped you with your transfiguration's spells and still takes the blame for having turned the professors' pet into a pot. After that incident you engraved his name on the left side of your heart; there was no way you were not gonna become best friends after this.

© 2023 of Mia (arosesstorm). All Rights Reserved.

[borahaerhy]

Sorting the BTS Members into Hogwarts Houses bc I can

My credentials: I have two hyper fixations in my life, the only two things I actually care about, the only two things I spend all day and night thinking about and they are: Harry Potter and BTS.

Without further ado, here is how I would sort them

THERE ARE ONLY TWO THAT I AM CERTAIN OF, ONLY TWO THAT I AM ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE THAT THEY ARE IN THESE HOUSES AND THEY ARE: 

Jung Hoseok: Hufflepuff

Where tf else would he go

Sweetie pie

Chill

Always trying to be nice to everyone and make everyone seem loved and appreciated 

Possibly a stoner 

OBSCENELY humble and cool 

Mom Friend™

Min Yoongi: Slytherin

Smart as fuck

Knows what he’s good at and doesn’t need any validation whatsoever 

Not unwilling to cheat in order to win a game 

Along that note: Competitive 

EXTREMELY prideful in where he came from

Confident 

NOW AS FOR THE NEXT TWO, I AM FAIRLY CERTAIN ON WHAT HOUSE THEY WOULD BE PLACED IN, BUT I COULD SEE ARGUMENTS MADE FOR OTHERS. THEY ARE: 

Kim Seokjin: Gryffindor (?)

Cool Guy™

Funny, class clown type 

Studies well, but prefers to do just about anything else 

Competative, but moreso in theory

Like he goes to all the quidditch matches and screams so loudly for his team, and talks made shit on whoever they’re playing against, but would never actually play the sport. 

Overly Confident 

HOWEVER

I could literally see him being sorted into any of the houses and it making sense. 

Hufflepuff? 

Sure, he’s a chill guy. 

Prefers to spend his time relaxing rather than doing things

Has known how to sneak into the kitchens since first year, and does it almost nightly. 

Ravenclaw? 

Why not? He’s smart and works hard 

Dad jokes are basically cheesy riddles, so he can get into the common room no problem 

Would probably be studying anything other than what’s been assigned to him. 

Slytherin? 

He might not fit in perfectly, but the traits are there

Smart mouthed and overly confident 

Doesn’t need validation from anyone 

Competative - very okay with cheating/lying in order to win the game 

It’s all in the name of fun, right? 

He could be literally any of them bro idek at this point.

Kim Taehyung: Hufflepuff

All for chilling the fuck out

Sporatically hyper 

Also possibly a stoner 

Doesn’t like when others are left out 

LOVES ANIMALS 

Also class clown vibes but more like he just wasn’t paying attention and was accidentally funny when he was called on

BUT I could see the argument for Ravenclaw:

So smart bro 

Would have an absolute blast with the riddles 

Probably loves researching niche topics that have nothing to do with anything but he’d much rather know if polyjuice potion would give it’s user the same ailments as the person they’re becoming than complete the essay McGonogall assigned two weeks ago 

You can’t really tell if he's just really smart or a little crazy (affectionate) 

NOW, WE MOVE ONTO THE BANE OF MY EXISTANCE, FOR HE IS SPLIT DEADASS DOWN THE MIDDLE BETWEEN TWO HOUSES, AND I CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME DECIDE WHICH ONE IS MORE ACCURATE. I PRESENT TO YOU: 

Park Jimin: Slytherin/Hufflepuff

He’s a Slytherin because: 

Smart, but make it mischievous 

Knows exactly how to get what he wants 

Very sure of himself 

C O M P E T A T I V E 

Get’s top grades and will tell everyone about it 

Generally not unwilling to cut a bitch 

But he’s a Hufflepuff because:

The most loyal and empathetic man to maybe have ever existed 

Will do anything to make his friends/loved ones happy 

There are more important things than academics (still gets top grades though)

Generally not unwilling to cut a bitch 

AND FINALLY, THIS LAST SECTION COULD’VE GONE INTO THE SECOND SECTION JUST FINE, BUT I’M PETTY AND DISAGREE WITH NAMJOON’S SORTING DECISIONS (that he made like 7 years ago) AND LIKE I CAN SEE HIS POINT BUT HE’S SO WRONG. FINALLY, AT LONG LAST, WE HAVE: 

Jeon Jungkook: Ravenclaw/Gryffindor 

He’s a Ravenclaw because: 

Very smart, and he definitely prides himself on it to some degree

A true Jack of all Trades 

Wants to be the best at everything, and is very willing to work towards getting it

Namjoon said he’d be a Ravenclaw (and who am I to argue with Joonie?) 

But he’s a Gryffindor because: 

Outwardly, he’s the most Gryffindor person you could get 

Competative 

Athletic 

Academically driven 

Popular Jock type 

A mischievous little shit 

Seriously, would make the Marauders proud 

But he would take the house cup so fucking seriously guys 

I cannot stress that enough 

If they lost even one of the years he attended Hogwarts

He’d never let it go. It would keep him up at night for years to come 

(And I feel like that’s a very Gryffindor trait)

(Turns out I’m very willing to argue with Joonie. Sorry, babe)

Note: Regardless of all of this, I think it'd would be hilarious if Jungkook was still sorted into Ravenclaw. He's just outwardly extremely Gryffindor, bringing complete chaos and unprecedented success to Ravenclaw that they haven't seen in centuries. 10/10 concept.

SPEAKING OF JOON: 

Kim Namjoon: Gryffindor/Ravenclaw 

He’s a Gryffindor Because: 

Outrageous amounts of leadership potential 

Because Namjoon said he’d be a Gryffin– damn I already made that joke

But he’s a Ravenclaw because: 

Do I really have to say it? 

The smartest person I’ve never met 

An actual genius 

Would get top grades but only because he’s smart so everyone expects him to 

Would much rather be researching literally anything else 

Animagi 

Unicorns

The Philosopher's Stone

Literally anything because he’s in a magic school and anything’s possible 

(He would also be muggleborn, but that’s more of my own headcannon)

Really couldn’t give a fuck less about Quidditch 

Or winning the house cup 

Wtf is house pride? I’m just here to read, man

ALSO, in my PROFESSIONAL OPINION, he would really fw Divination, and I generally just don't think Gryffindor's really do, because it's so theoretical.

If you have any other points that I've overlooked please let me know, I love talking about this kind of shit.

[hxseok-honee]

HONEE, WE NEED A ALL CAPS!JK STORY AFTER THIS! WITH A TINY YN AND EVERYONE IS WORRIED HE’D CRUSH HER WITH HIS BEEFY BUFF PHYSIQUE 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

Also this is not a request or me trying to force u to do anything so pls don’t be mad. I’m just a simple girl loving all caps dumb boi Jungkook 😔

AWEFAWEFAWFWAEW DONT WORRY okay lowkey the best friend!jk fic that's gonna be the spinoff of the jin au is going to very much be beefy big buff best friend jk and tiny ravenclaw baby girl yn but hes actually going to be the opposite of ALL CAPS!JK

hes going to be all lowercase!jk

[puppy-kitty-bunny]

this tweet reminded me of the time an old friend and i were discussing which houses we thought each member would be in and i said jungkook would be in ravenclaw and she was like wtf no way?? so THANK YOU namjoonie for validating that for me

[k-zuzulibrary]

hello! the k-zuzu library synopsis. 𖹭

call me zuzu. i am 𝖺 19 𝗒𝖾𝖺𝗋-𝗈𝗅𝖽 𝖿𝗂𝗅𝗂𝗉𝗂𝗇o who mainly takes she/they pronouns. i swear a lot and this blog is aimed at mature/18+ audiences! if any minors want to follow or interact, i highly encourage you to avoid interacting with any of my explicit works. thanks!

i am an enthusiastic person, so don't mind my many exclamation points and hearts<333

i am a ravenclaw, a pisces, a theater student, and a self-taught digital/traditional artist and writer! i wake up everyday and choose to be better and improve myself and my skills. i am always open to receiving constructive criticism but i hope people will be nice about it.

I will call any readers/audiences of mine "boss" or "ssob." just trying something here.

i am a certified kpop and anime enthusiast<333 [anime masterlist and k-pop masterlist] and i do take any requests! things i won't write: incest, kidnapping/stockholm syndrome, yandere, noncon/rape, bodily fluids other than cum/period blood/spit, somnophilia, necrophilia, omegaverse/hybrid/vampire/demon au's, member x member.

i might consider some if it's for the plot and not any weird kinks or fetishes! nonetheless, i have the right to reject your request if i don't want to. in other cases, i do read some like hybrid au's but sometimes i just can't write them.

writing journey 𖹭

i've been writing since i was around 12, mostly from oc's and random ideas that come to mind — some of my earliest works were titled "unidentity," "outlaw," "say hello," "sidetracked," and "operation."

i joined tumblr around 2022 but i've decided to take my blog more seriously in 2024. my goal is to reach a wider audience and share my art/works with as many people as possible. what opened me up to this was the group ateez. any help in achieving my goal would be greatly appreciated :D comments, reblogs, and requests are always welcome and open! i love it when people express their interest and want me/trust me to write out their fantasy.

my writing style consists mostly of intentionally lowercase works and my personal commentary in parenthesis. idk if i should stick for past tense or present tense writing so i do both, i.e "she said" or "she says" (but never in the same work!)

i mostly work on my phone for both writing and drawing but use a laptop/computer from time to time. grammarly is a big help for me but i try my best to stay authentic.

if i make long fics with smut or plots with porn, i will try my best to make an sfw version for those who don't want to read the smut or swear words and i'll link them on the same post!

current WIPS: ❝Who Are You?❞ S.MG 𖹭 reader, ❝Sunkissed Days, Sinful Nights❞ C.JH 𖹭 reader

i don't know how many of you take it when i use korean or japanese words/slang/phrases/honorifics (i.e "ya, mingi-oppa!" or "hello, oikawa-san~") in my works so i will try my best to avoid it. for clarity, i have been studying korean for a few years and i dropped my japanese course a last year.

misce. 𖹭

my ult k-groups are: ateez, stray kids, tomorrow x together, and seventeen.

my biases are: jungkook (first ULT), jongho (ULT), changbin (ULT), taehyun, hueningkai, hongjoong, i.n, san, minghao, vernon, hoshi, and jay but i will always be ot8, ot5, ot7, and ot13

for anime, i love hq, jjk, sxf, my forever love will always be my bananamin.

k-ZUZU MOODBOARD 𖹭

zuzu's note: that's pretty much it! i will update this from time to time<33 thanks for reading!

[kpopshipsdaily]

hello angel! may i request a written ship with bts & txt if you still do them?? please delete if not! i'm an infj, leo sun, & a ravenclaw who comes across as quiet but confident. sometimes i'm mistaken for mean because i keep to myself unless approached and i’m well aware that i have a strong, independent energy. the misconception of me being standoffish disappears as soon as i’m given the chance to interact w someone! i'm a really sociable, charming, witty, and excitable person. my sense of humor is sarcastic but never mean & i love ppl who can keep up with me or even challenge me :) admittedly i’m a child at heart (sensitivity included) but i recognize that it’s not practical to act like such all the time, and i also recognize that it’s not safe to do that, either. i have a fear of being seen as weak or vulnerable, so i need someone who will be patient and understanding towards me while i learn to feel comfortable being that way with them. anyway, to sum myself up, i’d say i’m enthusiastic, playful, & optimistic but overall, i’m mature and know how to read a room. i take a lot of pride in my intelligence and my efforts to be considerate of others. definitely the funny friend but also the supportive, reassuring, & insightful one. i love trying new things but at the end of the day, i’m mostly a homebody (although i still love going out, especially for fancy dinners so i can have an excuse to dress up) and a creature of habit. my hobbies & interests include: listening to music (i collect vinyl), reading, baking, dancing, makeup, fashion, coffee, rainy days, the moon, cooking, picnics, the beach (esp at sunset), flowers, candles, and animals (bunnies are my favorite!). my giving love language is acts of service (and sometimes gift giving) and my receiving love language is physical touch (no pda tho please omg i get so awkward, i do need a man who will let me sit in his lap whenever we’re alone tho). thank you so much, even if this ends up getting deleted! keep up the great work, thank you for making people smile through all of your efforts :’)

Based on your personality, you would be a great match with Jungkook and Soobin.

Jungkook, with his quiet confidence and strong, independent energy, would understand and appreciate your need for space and independence. Once given the chance to interact, he would be drawn to your sociable, charming, and witty personality, and would enjoy the challenge of keeping up with your playful sense of humor. He would be patient and understanding as you both navigate your fears of vulnerability, providing a supportive and reassuring presence as you learn to open up.

Soobin, with his enthusiastic and optimistic nature, would complement your playful and optimistic outlook on life. He would enjoy trying new things with you, whether it's baking together, exploring fashion, or enjoying a cozy picnic on a rainy day. His considerate and insightful nature would resonate with your efforts to be considerate of others, and he would express his love through acts of service and understanding your need for physical touch without making you feel uncomfortable in public.

[onlyswan]

Artie what's your hogwarts house?

[wipes the tears i shed during jungkook’s live] slytherin on the official test and other ones i’ve tried for funsies but sometimes i also get ravenclaw!

[neonfm]

CAN YOU GUYS PLEASE HELP ME FIND THIS FIC ON AO3 !!!

so essentially it's a vminkook au where tae is kind of a bad guy (?) it's a Harry Potter au and has the goblet of fire game. tae is from a pure blood slytherin family (his father is kind of evil) jungkook is ravenclaw and jm is slytherin/gryffindor (?) but from a muggle born fam. tae likes jimin but jimin doesn't like him that way. while playing quidditch one time jimin meets kook and jimin afterwards says that he might have a crush on kook. they get closer, tae gets jealous and tries to keep them apart (emotionally manipulates jm into staying w him) they have the ball and kook asks jimin and jimin says yes and then after that kook confesses and they start dating. tae gets rly jealous and he kidnaps jm and locks him in the chamber of secrets and then everyone's going crazy searching for him but jk finds out and rescues jm and then etc etc

PLEAK SEND ME A LINK IF YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT I hope the story line made sense 😭😭😭

[ineedacalicocat]

I'm starting to dislike tae a lot these days. He do lives only to talk about jungkook. I don't know why but whenever he does something, it always feels like he tells us after calculating everything. He behaves cute and then cool but it all looks like he calculated in his head what to do to gain attention. Not natural at all. Other side jimin... I can seriously listen to that guy talk for hours. Even his little smile looks so natural and genuine. He does so much for the members by being selfless. I want to say so much about him really i swear but it's like even words can't give justice to what I actually feel about him and how natural and down to earth and beautiful that man is. And i genuinely believe if any relationship of jimin's with his friends or with whoever...if it's stable and a Happy friendship...it's mostly bcz of jimin. Bcz he's so thoughtful of other people, selfless, respectful...just perfect. And i feel it's the same in his relationship with tae too. If they both are really soulmates behind the cameras...i believe it's mostly bcz of jimin. I sometimes even feel tae is a little jealous of jimin, his talent and jimin's relationship with jungkook.

I dont think they are soulmates. Its just a made up nickname the fandom created itself. Maybe they were back in 2016 but not anymore. Even jimin is aware of that. I think they both know their limits and they just act like aquantainces. I dint think they hate each ither. But they are comfortable being distanced i guess. And jinin is becoming comfortable being distanced with jk also too. But the thing with jimin is like hoe he showed us in the set me free. He is just a nice guy even tho the people around him dont treat him like he deserves he is still nicer to them treat them right and doesnt have a bad bone in him. Doesnt think of them bad. I think this aproach in life is very healthy. He just doesnt give his energy to negative stuff. He is killing with kidness. Look how badly suga talks about him but look how in return jimin always compliments him and talks about his show and encorouages him and mentions his show and look how he advertises it. I think this is a nice approach. He also does the same to his old self. He doesnt trip or fight or act cold towards them. But i dint think its a tactic. Its just how he is and how he embraces the world. I love him for that. For tae... i mean he is like a slytherin wants power and does everything in his power to get it. Jungkook is like a gryffindor reckless doing everything in a instance without even thinking. Jimin is very much a ravenclaw down to earth very wise and mature. Thats why i love him so much. He doesnt to halfass job. When he is into something he goes full. Thats why i stopped thinking he would be in a relationship with jk. They just don vibe. Tae and jk vibe more together. Cause they bith are reckless and kids.