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[rattleteeth]

About “food”

We all like joking that Jimothan is an absolutely horrendous cook who refuses to use real ingredients in his cooking, but what if we have it wrong?

He points out in game how the Habitat is void of food because of rats (or Tim Tam) which, while definitely worrying, at least implies that he knows how to cook and use real ingredients. He even mentions how you’re just “putting trash together” when cooking.

So that explains why he cooks “food” for Parsley instead of anything edible.

The thing that caught my eye though was when he says “My son loved that recipe...that weirdo”. Why would he find it weird that Parsley has a favourite recipe? 

...The implication here is that Parsley likes this recipe when it’s made with “trash”, even though he says it tastes awful in-game.

What if he’s just super allergic to most normal ingredients and Jimothan just fed him things that vaguely resemble food instead?

For a guy who seems a little out of the loop with his own feelings towards Parsley, it wouldn’t be weird of him to not understand on how to cope with a kid who can’t eat normally.

Or they could just be demons. That’s also a possibility.

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[rattleteeth]

Gerry most likely grew up in or worked at a carnival before coming to the Habitat. 

His sleazy personality is very accurate to that of a carnie (at the time) AKA a conman. In the game he tries to scam Flower Kid out of insane amounts of money, but gets frustrated if they don’t fall for it. He even freaks out if they try to leave after turning down his offers.

Having a carnival background would also explain his interesting accent, like how he uses a lot of Z sounds and strange words like “smackeronies” in his speech. Real carnie language works by adding sounds (like Z!) and strange variations of words into otherwise normal English. Carnies would call gullible customers “marks”, for example.

His entire mechanic-shtick could also tie into his carnie background. Most carnivals have rides and other attractions which need maintenance, which would make it a valuable job in that environment.

[rattleteeth]

Listen...

I know we don’t have a canon age for Jimothan (or for Parsley), but the game takes place in the 90s, right? Jimothan has to be at least 30+ (40-60 is my estimate, but I digress). And the game takes place in America...hmm.

The point I’m trying to make is simple. This man had to have been alive when greaser fashion/culture was a bigger thing.

I want you to look me in the eye and tell me that this man wasn’t a greaser. That he wasn’t incredibly into it. That it didn’t shape him as a person. How did he and Parsley’s mom meet anyway, hmm? I wonder if someone has a thing for "bad boys”…

He probably still has his comb and several items of clothing from that era, and a motorcycle stashed away somewhere. He has a knife or two that he kept, and it wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest if he still knew how to use them.

[rattleteeth]

Every time Boris has to brush his teeth he removes the extra teeth and brushes them one by one before putting them back in his mouth.

[rattleteeth]

Is anyone else bothered/impressed because the epilogue made the fandom’s fanart canon?

Imagine getting a package in the mail, and it just contains pictures of you and people you’re now friends with doing random stuff, 

some of which IS STUFF YOU’VE ACTUALLY DONE. 

Just hundreds of letters and packages full of pictures of you in different outfits, scenarios, maybe even smooching people.

What would you do? 

How would you react to that?? 

Do you just accept that you have fans who know everything about you, despite you never seeing them??

Wild.

[rattleteeth]

So about my “Punk band AU”

Everything under the cut because this became really long-  

Consider this a master post for the AU

- The Band is made up of Kamal (lead vocals), Parsley (lead guitar and backing vocals), Wallus (drums) and Pabit/Lil’ Habby (also vocals. He screams)

- Their band name isn’t set in stone, but I am very fond of “Lotus and The Boys”

- Randy writes their lyrics, because why wouldn’t he

- I’m undecided on if the AU takes place before or after the game, but the more I think about it happening after the game the funnier it gets (it would take place in a 22/22 lily ending because everyone deserves to be happy) 

- On that note, Kamal and Parsley were the first members. They started the band because they used to be in separate bands when they were younger, and it’s a way to de-stress for both of them

- Wallus joined later when it became apparent that drummers are kind of...necessary for bands

- He and Questionette are metalheads (Questionette introduced him to heavy metal, some of its subgenres and her favourite band when they were dating), so he’s used to playing for bands that are a lot more intense

- To him, The Band is more of a way to casually hang out with friends

- He’s a little over-qualified to be their drummer and gets carried away sometimes during performances

- Pabit/Lil’ Habby joined last (after witnessing Kamal and Parsley being “punck rockerz”) much to Boris’s dismay

- Kamal was okay with him joining (still found him creepy), Wallus doesn’t like him because of his trauma relating to Boris, but he understands that Pabit/Lil’ Habby isn’t related to or responsible for Boris’s actions, and Parsley befriended him almost immediately (they’re forbidden snack buddies)

- He has some leftover shadow being powers from Boris which he uses to his advantage (including but not limited to: manifesting himself some legs, screaming in ways a human cannot, and generally being a tiny bastard)

- Boris doesn’t really...get this, you know? He doesn’t get the appeal of this punk rock business, and he’d be a little hurt by both Kamal and Pabit/Lil’ Habby “changing” because of it

- This doesn’t mean that he’s unsupportive, though. This marshmallow of a man will grumble on and on about all of this being stupid or violent or whatever but attend every single show disguised as a bush

- He buys any and all merch they release. His house is basically a shrine for them

I’ll probably have to make a separate post outlining all the ships in this...anyway, that’s most of the basics.

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