#rattics

[rattics]

I somehow convinced myself that learning Tumblr HTML would take approximately 5 minutes

It did not and I gave up

[rozaalright]

I can't believe that the rats not letting Ros and Tubrat explain themselves is what tore the rattic apart

[minecraftrelatedrandomness]

mini analysis/theory of r2!scott being different from r1!scott in so very many ways:

r1!scott messed up potions so bad it caused a cat-astrophe. r2!scott is literally an alchemist

THIS ONE IS A THEORY. but r2!scott having white fur and purple eyes just, idk, REEKS of albinism to me. the first thing i thought during the cast announcements was "why are you white". [disclaimer: albinism doesn't always result in red eyes, but can be purple/pale blue in real life, at least for humans iirc].

in real life, albinism does NOT mix well with the outside: lack of pigmentation = sunburn, and for animals, these pigment mutations can be a death sentence in the wild because no camouflage

and so my theory: r2!scott is a VERY indoor rat bc of this. now contrast farmer rat, who got very very bad cabin fever from being trapped in the mansion for weeks.

also, someone give r2!scott glasses or something as well bc if the albinism theory is true AND if we're going with realistic symptoms, poor eyesight is definitely one of them symptoms

[why i know and propose all this? (1) biology student, (2) i have had some oc ideas & plans in the works that involve precisely this]

[celestial-virtue]

Nov 3, 2024 》

Some more Rat! doodles!! 🥐🐀

[thecalendork]

When you've only got 2 dentist appointments a year but at least 8 different stickers you want to use to make the reminder on your planner 😅

[the-fandom-queenxox]

Before the rats 2 trailer drops later this week i have to get this post out...

Here is the 'purely out of headcanon' height list of the rats in the order of tallest to shortest:

Acho

Owen

Eloise

Jimmy

Martyn

Scott

Sniff

Krow

Bekyamon

Lizzie

Apo

Shubble

Oli

Olive(r)

Will

Tubbo

[snail-friend]

Rats :)

[minecraftrelatedrandomness]

i question the canonicity of that entire statement about rats but if that WERE canon, then somehow pirates got the happiest ending of all and even THAT was bittersweet at best

what does pow creations have against my happiness man :[ rats? THEY ALL DIED OF HYPOTHERMIA WITH A COLLECTIVE HALLUCINATION APPARENTLY. Outsiders? ...no one there came out ok. Pirates? uhm i wasnt paying attention but ill rewatch it and come back

[talubld-archive]

RAT MASS OUTBREAK

stares at the rat outbreak. stares some more. small quirk of their lips as they think:

cute.

[7thblackbird]

So today Rats stream was genuinely one of the best streams I've seen in a long time. The Hamrat play was freaking phenomenal, everyone did great with their acting and I am especially in love with the sets. Big shout out to Ros for that, she did an incredible job at directing the whole spectacle, she even did music for it! And when... stuff happened afterwards, everyone improv'ed their ass off. Can't wait to see how Tubbo and Ros continue to develop their story. And meanwhile, on the Rattic, tension starts to rise between all the rats and everyone does such a good performance. And when you think "oh it's over" BOOM Renrat (who has been drunk during the whole event) starts dropping lore bombs. And then Martyn of course starts doing his own lore! Anyway, it is honestly worth a watch, if you haven't seen it live. I watched Martyn's pov, which I feel is pretty good at capturing everything going on, but I really want to watch Ros or Tubbo's vods now to see what they have going on in their end

[staragroza]

if i had a nickel everytime a minecraft smp did an exile arc .........

rattic assemble ableist af for kicking out my autism coded girlie /j

[minecraftrelatedrandomness]

pirates smp update because it is relevant:

watermunch got engaged to an npc called jeffery on pirates. the wedding had to be postponed indefinitely because martyn dropped an anvil on jeffery just after p!water said her vows. can't write her off as some random termite anymore (unstoppable force meets immovable object moment)

scott smajor now has yet another multiversal sibling, acho. i fear for what the chart may become because acho was on outsiders and i don't know enough about character relations there to tell how much the chart is gonna have to be edited

p!acho also had a canonical crush on p!owen (at the start of the smp, at least) and there was some mutual flirting there in one stream but it didn't go anywhere (grey area type, cc!owen cut all the scenes out of his yt episode and that was a damned shame). p!owen is a whole other can of worms (lots of alluded-to past relationships or implications… and also flirted with a lot of npcs)

p!acho also had something going on with another npc called the enchantress (98% "friendship" stats by the series' end, acccording to cc!acho) whom several other pirates characters had a crush on, incl. p!sausage (had a date, he and p!acho nearly had a fight about this just before the start of a server event), p!martyn (there was at minimum some flirting? need to double check), and p!krowfang (who tried and failed to flirt once in a stream)

p!krow also mistook an invitation to walk p!water down the aisle at her wedding for a proposal and later called himself "walk down the aisle zoned" so take from that what you will…

p!shelby shubble flirted with multiple npcs but i don't think she stuck around long enough for any of it to stick, so we should be fine and can skip this…?

…and then there was luanne, a patreon-submitted npc based on an affiliated artist… who flirted with p!soupforeloise (mutual flirting) and ended up sailing off with p!owen (yes, him again)

and… then… there's a whole NETWORK of interpersonal relationships that i'm too scared to even get into… with lots of spoilers… istg a good chunk of pirates was just everyone flirting with every other person and every other npc and i haven't even come CLOSE to deciphering all of that (even as a pirates archivist)

and then there was rats eloise getting with(? not watched povs yet and need to check) rats bekyamon. again, they're part of outsiders gang and i have no idea what is going on over there

Martyn also got married to and then subsequently divorced from a termite in rats! I think it was watermunch?

He also flirted with origins sneeg.

a. a TERMITE??? what is wrong with this man hello.

[choccy-milky]

OK SO I DON’T KNOW HOW MANY OTHER READERS REALIZED THIS BUT I HAVE TO SHARE IT…

LEIGHTON LAWLEY IS CANONICALLY INFERTILE

so y’all remember how sebastian stepped on and twisted that rat’s dick? and do y’all also remember how lasagna’s from a pure blood family? well, by the year 1930, there were only 28 pure blood wizarding families left (the sacred 28), and the lawley name ain’t one of them! lunchbox never had children. if he had ANY children at all, regardless of gender (at least i think so? but anyways purebloods were basically guaranteed to have at least one male child bc of the family pressure so my theory still stands), the lawley name would have made it onto the sacred 28 list. this also confirms that locomotive died before the year 1930! maybe ratticate did some more whack shit and seb murdered him?🥰🥰🥰

LAWLEY IS INFERTILE ALL THANKS TO SEBASTIAN! what a fucking king 👑 seb did the world a service, forever ridding lamppost’s blood from the gene pool. everyone say thank you sebastian 😊😊😊

thank you all for coming to my ted talk

THANK YOU THIS IS CANON NOW RIP TO THE LAWLEY BLOODLINE 🪦🪦🪦🥰🙏

[minecraftrelatedrandomness]

shout-out to one random commenter on martyn's 3rd rats episode for pointing this out to me

[smallz-o]

every think about how ros is tubrats first proper non-stick friend hes had since he got separated from the few remaining og rattic survivors and how she's somewhat become his lifeline at this point and how he currently trusts her more than the angelic ones that like him to kill her in the first place and

i think about it

[minecraftrelatedrandomness]

THAT WAS EXACTLY WHY I SUBMITTED THEM: THEY ARE RAT SIBLINGS FROM NEW YORK AND NOW THEY ARE GOING TO PARIS