#ratted ur ass out like that i swear ily

[nosenipped]

i  wanna  talk  a  little  about  jack's  staff﹕  twinetender  /  twiner.

in the books, he's molded out from the bark of the warrior willow, form the mohican tribe. the warrior willow housed the spirits of deceased warriors. twinetender is of pure and noble of heart, traits that pass onto it's wielder﹔ jack frost.

his staff was originally made by north, to which jack had remarked a very "northian" name for him to choose from. it could change into a variety of weapons to fit the situation afoot. personal tidbit ┄┄ most of these weapons will have etchings of the mohican tribe.

so twiner's a bit of a bitch. 💀💀 acting predominantly as a baby sitter to help guide and protect jack, formerly nightlight, through his journey.

he offered jack sovereignty over the trees, ( why, as if snow wasn't enough. ) and connected him to every piece of nature there is! he speaks the language of trees, commands the winds, so on and so forth.

he's also mentioned to have an army of leafmen at his disposal. ( brother in william joyce. @lcafman )

jack and twiner then made an oath﹔ to stay as humanely and as .. stickly as possible. :3

PS. from writer to writer, jack DESPISES being called 'lord of the trees,' it's awfully pompous ﹠ a MOUTHFUL. it's something very embarrassing to him, so to those that wanna tease him ..

[mossyythoughts]

Wash Day? What’s that?

You’re letting them take care of your washday ritual for today- you’re tired after all… How are they doing?

w/ Itto, Thoma, Hu Tao, Venti + an extra thing they love abt your hair ❗️❗️

Genre: Fluff!!

Reader extras: Textured Hair (Implied Black! Reader, but it’s only mentioned a few times i think? like butterfly locs and braids! Also this is coming from me- a black girl so black people will probably resonate with this the most i’m sorry 😔)

CW: Cursing, Me bullying Venti 😜, Me being thirsty for Thoma but it’s embarrassing alright ☹️… prob has spelling mistakes i’m sorry i’m tired 😍

Itto

bro would be ECSTATIC to help you

would ask which products would go in, how exactly everything works yknow the usual

would probably also look into hairstyles too

would be super gentle because he’s scared he might tug and you’ll wince :(

itto for the win we love you itto you dummy

will consistently help you if you allow him!

he’s the type of person to like try and make jewelry out of his geo vision like bitch… those are WAYYY too heavy 🤨

i also think it’s kinda chaotic because when I think about this happening I think about how my mom used to do my hair in the sink BAHAHAHSHA like your neck is getting cramped and the water is just a bit too cold and jeez, now it’s too hot 🤬🤬 now the towel on my shoulders it wet!! i hate it here.

it’s alr though!! he’ll take forever 😔 but it will be worth it i promise it will go slightly smoothly

has the best head scratches out of EVERYONE in this post because of his long nails ❗️❗️

doesn’t say this outloud but he def has wanted to have like a super cute (platonic or romantic) moment where he puts a flower crown on you 😊

fav thing about your hair?

PFFT- everything??? the way the curls are defined (or not defined 😘😍), the way it looks on you, the hairstyles, the culture, literally everything. if you come in and say you’re having a bad hair day he will try his best to make it better!! he will probably make it worse tho so be wary it’s alright,,,

Thoma

DONE AND DONE.

already somehow knows your hair type, everything you need

probably gets you products that are better if you’re struggling

let him take care of you 🤬🤬🤬

allows you to basically completely relax while he’s detangling

also super gentle with detangling he doesn’t wanna hurt you

kinda like… the exact opposite of itto- bro is gonna have the water on the right temp the towel IS NOT GETTING WET (i swear that was the most annoying part when i was a little kid 🤬🤬) super smooth and the products he got were also really good ty thoma ty…

super gentle if you’re tenderheaded 😍 i love you thoma

also will ABSOLUTELY do your edges if you ask him too

also sir. how the hell do you know how to give me braids. why are you parting my hair, answer me.

PUT DOWN THE RAT TAIL COMB PLEASE-

Thoma pls lemme take a chunk outta that ass ily why havent you come home (BAHAHAH WHEN I WAS WRITING THIS HE CAME HOME NOW I HAVE ALL THE 4* STAR CHARA’S)

fav thing about your hair?

the different styles 😊 he finds it so amazing that textured hair is so like,,, flexible??? he is so amazed by the different hairstyles that are compatible and he thinks they all look stunning on you- like SIR. YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH. He might even suggest some hairstyles he thinks he might look good on you and it’s another time where it’s like 🤨 how you know that?

Hu Tao

despite her… antics i feel like she would absolutely love to take care of you (and your hair!)

i feel like she cares a whole lot abt her own hair CONSIDERING HOW FUCKING LONG IT IS.

she would be surprisingly gentle she understands having her hair tugged - it hurts like a motherfucker 🙄

she researches a lot after the first wash day cycle- she wants everything to go smoothly, with the least amount of work for you and herself (she lazy 😒)

her respect shoots WAYYY up higher then it already was when seeing you do your wash day routine (if it’s long ig)

might do ur edges ig… depends… 😍

will help you if you’re having a bad hair day and it will look good! don’t worry she’s not itto 😍

would ask if you want extensions and its like ????? tf you know about butterfly locs 🤨

fav thing about your hair?

the different procedures 😌 she loves learning about things- especially things that intrigue her which i feel like she really cares a lot about hair! so her learning about the average wash day cycle felt refreshing to her- not only because she is learning more, but also because now she can take care of you!!

Venti

stupid bitch ☹️

don’t ask him to do ANYTHING for you he is a very very lazy soul

ofc he will do this for you though!!! he loves you!!!

this is a being mean to venti blog ❗️❗️

he’s… fine ig… 😒 he doesn’t do anything extraordinary like the others at the top of the post he just does your hair 🤨

would probably sing to you while he does it making you wanna fall asleep (i was already falling asleep with my head halfway in the sink when my mom did my hair but having venti sing to me? 🥱 sleeping like a baby right then and there)

teases you afterwards like “awh are you falling asleep? is it my tunes or the head scratches 😜”

tell him it’s the head scratches don’t give him the satisfaction of knowing his voice is good…

will twist your hair afterwards tho!! if you want 🥱

honestly is very sweet idk what i was on about earlier he sings to you and honestly does sorta well on the first try (not better then thoma and hu tao, but better than itto 😍 wow venti, you got the bronze!!)

likes putting butterfly clips in your hair :)

favorite thing about your hair?

putting flowers in it!! technically this isn’t exactly like… specific for textured hair, but if you have a fro imagine like a lot of flowers in it like the amazing person u are 😏 also he loves making the wind around you softer so that your hair can stay moisturized throughout the day 😍

hey y’all 😍 haven’t seen y’all since last year 😜

… …

okay yeah that was bad i actually don’t even remember if that’s true or not LMAO 😭 i’m probably right i don’t think I posted after my birthday? maybe i did idk

anyways this has been sitting in google docs for awhile AFYER MY TEYVAT CHRISTMAS PARTY GOT DELETED 🥲 so the format might be… wack. that’s because i’m not used to copy and pasting and also it’s late on a school night and i didn’t go to school all of last week because i was sick and had to do a covid test 😍 don’t worry i didn’t get covid it was just maybe the flu?? idk,,, anyways stressing because i didn’t get a chance to do my school work and the semester is almost over and my whole year i had straight A’s and i don’t want that to change last minute :( idk what this ASL assignment is and i’m so confused i’ll ask tomorrow ig,,,

anyways have fun all the texture haired readers!!

- ur local klee main! (HOPEFULLY KAZUHA/YAE/VENTI COMES HOME OR SOMETHING IM SO DESPERATE)

[hongism]

What is something you want to tell your moots?

aaaaa okay hold onto ur asses we’re gonna be here a minute

@jinned: hi guess what i love you also happy birthday also also you’re one of the strongest people i know and i love and appreciate you and thank you for being at my side and letting me be by your side

@luckyjisung: hi :c i’ll keep it short but i still feel so lucky and grateful to have met you and to have you in my life. i’m really so lucky and glad that i could be by your side and helped you even in small ways as you make big changes to your blog!!

@baekhyyun: hi thottie 2 i’ll keep pestering u until you do 100 days of christopher but also thank you so much for being at my side through so much i love you :ragecry:

@tinytim-main: i cant believe you still have tinytim as your name LKFJSDLKF but also i am so excited to see where your stories go next, you already know it but im already screaming for the january jollab and i just can’t WAIT to read what you come up with next ily lots and thank you for always supporting me and standing by me

@atiny-dazzlinglight: miss dee i seriously can’t believe how stunning and talented you are, every time you drop a selfie in the net chat i pass out a little then i pass out even more when i read your works im so 😭 you’d best believe that when november rolls around, you’re gonna get hella notifs from me!!

@atinyinwonderland: hi cutie eeeeeee you’re seriously such a sweet and lovely person and i hope you know how precious and valued you are!!! you have such a warm heart and i admire you so much for that :c

@atiny-piratequeen: miss fie damn i feel like we’ve known each other a long time now!!! honestly i don’t know if i’ve told you this or not, but you’ve had such a strong influence on me and you are sincerely a big reason why i got so into ateez bc interacting with you and reading your stuff really helped me dive deep into ateez, and i’ve never been happier since starting to write for ateez so i can’t thank you enough for that!! you’ve helped me expand my horizons in so many ways, and you’re always willing to offer support and help, and i’m so grateful for that. i really look up to you so much, so much so that i feel shy a lot of the time when we talk bc im just so REEEEEEE over who you are as a person and your writing. really really look up to you and appreciate you so much :c

@inkigayeo: ayo vivi!!! even tho we’re relatively new moots i feel like i’ve known you for months and that doesn’t usually happen with me so that’s how i know you’re special :o you’ll always be my one of a kind frog lover 🤧

@j-sope: ninaninaninanina i’ll never forget when you rolled up in my dms so we could scream over block b memes that was a Special Moment and also happy birthday i love u :3 

@hobiglow: rat #1 ur pretty cool ig

@outroseokjin: loml nixe 😚 ur brain is so mega stonks i can’t wait to see what kinda sexy stories you come up with next!!! also i will read Anything you put in front of me bc it’s you and ily

@psychedia: rat #2 ur pretty okay ig i like ur url

@keeper-of-the-uwus: miss kes you are seriously one of the sweetest people i’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting!!! you have such a warm and kind heart, and you’re so supportive and i smile every time i see you on my dash ;-;

@sangie-baby: we may not have known each other for a long long time but i already know that you have such a warm and loving heart :c your personality is so golden and you handle everything with your head held high and i admire you so much for that!!

@xxbluestrifexx: ayo new mootie babie :3 i seriously feel so lucky to know you!! you are such a sweetheart and you’re so kind and lovely and supportive and i don’t think i’ve ever hard a bad interaction with you?? you’re just genuinely so lovely 24/7 and that’s amazing to me

@ppersonna: rat #3 no one wants to make out with the burger king man P L E A S E

@wheresmymoniat: you my little lovely ray of sunshine you ;-; you’re another person who is so sweet and precious all the time and it’s so admirable. i enjoy all our conversations and i enjoy getting to chat with you. you’re so patient with me even tho i SUCK at responding in a timely manner so ily cutie ;-;

@felixity: my darling clownflower 🤧 your brain amazes me and scares me at the same time honestly but i wouldn’t have it any other way bc guess what i love u and that’s THAT even if we have typos galore, i appreciate and love every conversation we have and you have ENDLESS patience for me ((even tho you always say ur tired of me smh)) 

@cest-la-tae: daija ;-; miss daija ;-; my dearest tumblr mom ;-; what would i do without you aaaaa you’re such a valuable and special person to me and i love you so so much. thank you for always being there to support me and love me, i seriously can’t thank you enough for all the love you’ve given me :c

@dee-ehn: new url who dis do u even know who i am also back off my MAN danica hyunjin is mine >:(

@kimnamshiks: tay 😣 your talent astounds me i still cry over your fics esp you got it like that because i was a MESS while reading it ;-; i’ll recover one day but until that day i’ll just keep rereading your works for eternity 😫

and to all the lovely moots i am inEVITABLY FORGETTING!!!!!!! IM SO SORRY THAT I HAVE THE MEMORY OF A GOLDFISH I SWEAR I LOVE YOU AND THINK ABOUT YOU BUT RIGHT NOW MY BRAIN DOESNT WORK!!!

[jungshookz]

drabble where jimin is very clingy and friendly and y/n is really quiet and grouchy but warms up to jimin? oof pls or not its all cool ily and ur work sm

→ pairing: park jimin x reader

→ genre: nonidol!au, college!au, jimin is bending over baCKWArds for u, brownies are the solution to every problem  

→ wordcount: 3k

→ note: thank u thank u!!!! i whipped this baby out in two hours because i got excited at the thought of grouchy y/n so if it’s a little choppy i apologize and ALSO i’m literally never getting over this gif of jimin 

(gif isn’t mine!)

jimin didn’t think it was possible for someone to be moRe quiet and grouchy than yoongi

but here you are

y/n y/l/n

physical proof that it is indeed possible for someone to be more quiet and grouchy than yoongi

it really is no wonder as to why you and yoongi get along so well (he’ll never admit that he’s a lil bit jealous of that fact)

the only difference between u and yoongi is that yoongi actually likes him

and

uh

he’s pretty sure you hate him which isn’t great

because jimin likes to be liked!!!!!!!! in fact he loVEs to be liked!!!!!! in fact HE WOULD KILL TO BE LIKED

teehee!

he’s most definitely a people person

you are not a people person

you don’t give a rat’s ass if someone doesn’t like you

that’s one less person to deal with biTch

you kinda just float around and do your own thing

you’re the complete opposite of jimin and usuaLLY he likes to stay away from people like you (no offence) ((and also yoongi is an exception))

..,.,so he can’t quite seem to figure out why he’s developed a teeny weeny little crush on you

“good morning, friends!” jimin chirps and plops down on the ground next to jungkook

you tilt your head up to roLL your eyes and resist the urge to get up and leave

“already?” yoongi snorts nudges your side with his elbow and you shrug in response before leaning back against your palms and crossing one ankle over the other

it’s not like you don’t like the guy

it’s just that you don’t like the guy

you don’t know what it is about him

maybe he’s too chipper for you

yeah

he talks too much

you fully support the notion that if there is a moment of silence it doesn’t always have to be filled up with bLabbing

silence is good

also he’s a try-hard

he seems to have a thing where he just neeDs evERyone to fall in love with him (which sounds exhausting to u)

evEryone who bumps into jimin immediately falls in love with him and you honestly?? don’t understand it

what’s so great about the guy?????

also his giggling is irritating and he does so much of it

not everything is funny

but to be fair you’re a pretty tough nut to crack

the last time you actually laughed was when jungkook tripped going up the stairs and his smoothie flew like ten feet up into the air and proceeded to splatter all over him ((you told him not to tell anyone this otherwise u would kick his ass but u ended up giving him your smoothie and u helped clean him up))

what else do you not like about jimin

the almost twinkly sound of his giggle 

how helpful and kind and caring and thoughtful and generous he is to everyone 

his pouty pillowy lips

his obviously dyed head of dirty blonde hair that always happens to be perfectly tousled and always looks so soft and silky and you would love to run your fingers through-

“y/n, you got any plans for the weekend?” jimin smiles brightly at you as he pulls his lunch out

you stare right back at him before raising an eyebrow and cocking your head to the side as if to say ‘do i fuckin look like i wanna tell u all about my weekend plans u nosy leech’

you shrug

jimin waits patiently for a response

and then it hits him that that was your response

taehyung clears his throat

“well if anyone wants to know about my weekend i’m going to go to this super cool flea market-“

“what do you have for lunch today, y/n? i-i have a sandwich! a turkey sandwich. do you like turkey sandwiches?” jimin tries again and taehyung lets out a quiet sigh before looking at the others like hEre we go again

“what’s not to like about a thin piece of meat in between two slices of white bread?” you respond cooly as you pluck at the grass

jimin buRsts into laughter before pointing a finger gun at you “good one! that was a good one!!”

jungkook winces and looks around to make sure no one else is observing this awkward exchange because yiKEs

“.,,.i don’t get the joke.” hoseok mumbles

jin shakes his head disappointedly “was that even a joke?? what was the punchline??”

namjoon presses his lips together before giving both jin and hobi a pat on the shoulder “.,.,.don’t worry bout it”

everyone knows about jimin’s crush on you

it’s not just limited to people in the group of course

everyone with working eyes knows about jimin’s crush on you

taehyung has tried many mAny times to tell jimin to just move on because it’s clear the romantic feelings aren’t being reciprocated and every time jimin opens his mouth to speak your eyes roll to the back of your head

you’re very nice once you warm up to someone and luckily taehyung has experienced that but he’s not sure if jimin is going to get the Nice Y/N package any time soon

he just doesn’t want jimin to get his heart broken that’s all 

“i don’t get it. what am i doing wrong??” jimin groans loudly and taehyung huffs because it’s obvious they’re not going to get through this movie tonight

he lowers the volume on the television before turning to glance at the other boy (who is currently screaming into a pillow) ((which is very hard to ignore)) 

“i’m telling you, bro - just give up. give uP!!!!!” taehyung snatches the pillow from jimin

jimin immediately pushes his bottom lip out in a pout “but-“

“she doesn’t like you. she doesn’t liKE YOU”

“you don’t know that!!!!!!”

“jimin, come on! we’ve had this conversation like a hundred times and each time you say you’re going to get over her and then the next day you pull a ‘heY y/N do u like turkey SandWiches’ stunT and i swear you fall even more in love when she flicks hair over her shoulder and glares at you in response-“

“what the heLL are you two talking about so loudly?” tae and jimin both turn when yoongi makes his way down the stairs

he lets out a yawn before stretching his arms out “i’m taking a nap and it would be greatly appreciated if you’d just-“

“hyung, get over here and help me make jimin realise that y/n doesn’t like him!” taehyung whines

yoongi furrows his brows

“…why would i help you with that?”

tae gawks at him

“wha- why noT-“

“because y/n likes him. a lot.” yoongi states as if it’s the most obvious thing in the entire world

wait

what

jimin squAwks

“SHE WHAT-“

yoongi immediately winces

maybe it was a bad idea to tell him that

“wait wait wAIT how do you know- like, did she tell you that she liked m- should i text her?? call her?????” jimin fumbles around for his phone and taehyung snatches it from him before he can do anything

“calm down, romeo.” yoongi snorts before taking a seat on the sofa chair and grabbing the remote  

“oh my god- he’s obviously fucking around with you, you dumbass.” taehyung scowls before glaring at yoongi “thanks a lot-“

“no, i’m serious!” yoongi raises his hands in defence “just don’t talk to her on monday and see what happens.”

“if i don’t talk to her then how will i-” jimin huffs and crosses his arms “whatever, tae’s right, you’re just fucking around with me-“

“no, i’m serious!!!!!” yoongi scoffs “don’t talk to her. see what happens.”

“don’t tell me you’re actually falling for this bullshit.” taehyung deadpans

he can see the gears click-click-clicking away in jimin’s little blonde head

jimin shifts in his spot and clears his throat “.,.it wouldn’t hurt to give it a try”

taehyung resists the urge to beat boTh jimin and yoongi to death with the throw pillow

monday rolls around pretty quickly

jimin is ready to taCKle the new week

but he’s also ready to tackle the new challenge of not talking to you and pretending as if you don’t exist

“good morning, everyone!” jimin greets brightly “how was your weekend…”

tae winces

o god

he’s already failed

“namjoon?”

oh

huh

okay

smooth sailings so far

you look up from your phone immediately

your brows knit together in confusion

it’s not that you care or anything but like

usually you’re the first person he talks to after he sits down

hm

whatever

it’s whatever

it’s not like you would’ve given him a good response anyway

“uh, it was alright! i didn’t do that much… how was your-“

“it was good! tae and i watched the new avengers movie which was super exciting!!” jimin pulls out his lunch and you spoT the familiar turkey sandwich

“oh hey!!! i watched that last week!! did you guys like it????”

you’re not really paying attention to the conversation between the guys 

ah

he threw in some lettuce and tomatoes today!

and you see some mustard peeking out

you clear your throat quietly and sit up a little straighter as if expecting jimin to ask whether you like lettuce and tomatoes and spicy mustard in your sandwiches to whiCH you will respond ‘what’s not to like about lettuce and tomatoes and spicy mustard in my sandwiches?’ and he will respond with his usual HAHAHAHA GOOD ONE Y/N

jimin takes a bite of his sandwich and turns to listen to namjoon rambling about the avengers while jin whines and begs him to noT spoil the whole damn thing for him

jimin takes another biG bite and wipes his mouth with the back of his hand

his cheeks resemble that of a chipmunk

it’s cute

wait what

no it’s not

it’s gross

yeaH it’s grOSS

“ooh, you know what else i did over the weekend? i made brownies!” jimin perks up before turning to rummage through his bag

okAY NOW he’s definitely going to talk to you because he knows you like brownies (he’s brought everyone brownies on several occasions and you’ve always accepted them with a grunt and a barely audible ‘thanks’) and you know for a fact he’s going to offer them to you fiRST >:-)

and you can’t wait because ur favourite piece is the middle piece and u and yoongi always fight over it (obviously u always get it because jimin undoubtedly plays favourites)

“yep! fresH, homemade brownies for everyone!” jimin tosses the brownies at everyone around the circle and your toes wiggle in your shoes in anTicipation

you’ve been craving something sweet all day

“ooh, sweEt i got the middle piece.” yoongi mutters under his breath and your head snaps to look at the brownie piece he just caught

wait a sec-

WAIT A SECOND

:(

okay maybe there’s another middle piece for you

you wait patiently and even find yourself offering a meek little smile in jimin’s general direction (which he deFINitely noticed and will shamelessly admit that it made his heart skip a beat)

and then jimin just-

he zips up his backpack

but

where’s your piece???  

you look around the circle and frown when you see everyone enjoying their brownies

“good brownie, jimin!” tae haMS it up after taking a bite

jungkook practically shoves the entire thing into his mouth like a maniac

meanwhile yoongi shoots jimin a subtle thumbs up before gesturing over to you

jimin’s eyes flicker over to you and you two lock gazes for a second before you’re flushing and looking down at the ground

you proceed to pluCK at the grass a little more aggressively than usual and jimin nEARLY coos when he notices your little pout

hook

line

and

sinker

but also he feels kind of bad because his intention wasn’t to make u sad

:((((

“see you guys later!”

“uGh i’m going to late for my history lecture - bye guys!!”

“thanks for the brownies, jimin!”

usually you just sliP away quietly when the end of lunch rolls around but uh

you can’t help but feel like there’s a tiny issue here

“see ya later, loserrrr” yoongi gives your arm a little punch and you scowl before swatting at his hand

and then there were two

you turn to glance over your shoulder to see jimin packing his lunch bag up quietly

a part of you wants to just pretend this lunch didn’t even happen and just spRInt off the field as quickly as possible

and the other part of you-

“hey.”

“oh. hey!” jimin smiles politely and swings his backpack over his shoulder before pointing behind you “my next class is in the maple building so i- woAH”

needless to say jimin is very much surprised when you grab his wrist and yank him over so that that the two of you are standing directly under the oak tree

“how come i-“ you clear your throat before diverting your gaze to the ground

hUH

usually jimin is the one diverting his gaze

interESting

“-ʰᵒʷ ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᶦ ᵈᶦᵈⁿ’ᵗ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵃ ᵇʳᵒʷⁿᶦᵉ ᵗᵒᵈᵃʸ”

“how come you didn’t get a brownie today?” jimin repeats “is that it? you just wanted a brownie?”

“well i- i don’t…“

“look, y/n, i actually have a class to get to, so if the brownie is all you’re wanting, i can just bake a new batch tonight and bring you one tomorrow.”

the apples of your cheeks go bright pink

“it’s not just the brownies…”

“then what is it?”

goD

you hate this

your brows knit together in frustration before you look up at jimin with a little glare

“today, you didn’t… talk to me….  at all, and you didn’t…. ask me about my weekend,” you stumble a little over your words because this is a verY unfamiliar situation and you honestly don’t know what you want out of your soon-to-be ramble is but pOp off i guess “-a-and today you had tomatoes and lettuce and mustard in your sandwich and you didn’t ask me if i liked tomatoes and lettuce and mustard in my sandwiches because i would’ve replied with ‘what’s not to like about tomatoes and lettuce and mustard in my sandwiches?’ and then you would do your usual stupid dorky finger gun thing-“

you can’t seem to stop the straight up word vomit just floWing out of your mouth and you haven’t even noticed that you’ve taken a teeny step closer to jimin and he has done exaCtly the same

“and you always give mE a brownie first when you bring ‘em but i-i didn’t get one and not to mention you gave yoongi the middle piece but you already know that the middle piece is mY favourite- mMpH-!”

your brain immediately shuts down when jimin tugs you in and leans down to plant his lips against yours

and as cheesy as it is

time stands still

it almost feels like your soul floated out of your body

like you’re floating in space

oh

this is.,., nice

his lips are awfully soft

and he smells good too

,.,.wait a second

jimin’s kissing you

you’re kissing jimin

YOU GUYS ARE KISSING

you don’t get a chaNce to react before jimin pulls away

he giggles softly when you chase after his lips but soon enough you snap out of your little daze and stumble backwards a little

whAT FHE TUCK

what is going on

what the heCK is going on

“you- i- we-“ you stammer and blink wiLdly at jimin

“we?” jimin tilts his head and smiles innocently “oh, by the way-“ he takes his backpack off one shoulder and digs through it

he holds out a neatly wrapped square “of course i brought a brownie for you. this batch was extra big so there were two middle pieces.”

you take it from him cautiously before unwrapping it

yep

that’s a middle piece alright

the corner of your mouth twitches in a tiny smile before you let out a huff and whiP around to start trudging down the grassy hill

jimin’s shoulders droop in disappointment

shit

maybe yoongi did set him up

oh god

and he kissed you too

that was wAY too bold of a move

now you’re definitely never going to talk to him again 

FRicK

but it wasn’t his fault!!!!!! he thought that-

“oi! you coming?” jimin’s eyes widen when he sees you standing at the bottom of the hill with a hand on your hip “i’m not getting any younger here!!” you turn around and continue the trek off the field

jimin grins widely and pulls his backpack back on

he catches up to you in no time and his heart soArs when you clutch his hand in yours

“does this mean you’ll finally answer me when i ask you how your weekend was?”

“absolutely not.”  

help me help you make your wishes come tru (aka send me a request)

drabble tag

[slasherlove420]

(last request tonite I swear) Chop, s/o, Nubbins Ot3 ? Ur a goddamn saint ily

Chop Top x S/O x Nubbins OT3

⚠️NOT INCEST⚠️

At first Nubbins is a little uncomfortable with sharing a partner especially with his twin but Chop Top knows what polymory is so he just rolls his eyes and says "I'm not making out with you,you idiot!" And proceeds to make a disgusted face in his opinion Nubbins is kinda ugly but he can live with the fact you love him(not more than himself though)

They fight about who's the good-looking twin ALL THE TIME by now it all comes down to who's breath doesn't smell like dead rats so it almost always goes to Nubbins "Chop Top please brush your fucking teeth!" He said he would but he lied. Like a liar.

Chop Top will definitely brag about how he's basically a war hero and rub it in Nubbins face for petty points " Babe while I was out protecting the country Nubbins was out here getting fired!" He'll say with a shit eating grin,Nubbins punched him in his plate and watched with pride as his twin was having a Vietnam flashback.

They both love you very much they'll try not to fight but you know they both bitch ass hillbilly white trash liars so you and Bubba just sit back and enjoy the free wrestling match since the TV is busted and there's nothing to do who knew watching two weasels fight could be so much fun?.

Chop top is a shitty smooth talker but it's one of his best qualities (because singing certainly is not, he may have a Sonny Bono wig but he ain't no Sonny Bono!) He's the more laid back twin he plays his favorite vinyls while Nubbins takes pictures of the three of you they aren't the best but they make good Christmas cards and a good cheap gift from him to you.

Nubbins is a bit shy surprisingly he's not afraid to slit his hand or talk about head cheese but he gets real nervous trying to talk to you he's not so good with the lovey dovey stuff but he's charming that way he tries his best and it fills him up with joy when you listen to him ramble he feels special even if him and Chop Top may have been identical before he feels much more unique when he's with you this boy loves talking and if you're there to to listen he's happy.

These two are like an unstoppable Force and an immoveable object they're stubborn and aren't the sharpest tools in the sheds but they both love their s/o they may fight and argue but they're glad to have you if it wasn't for you Nubbins would be dead and dating a corpse is not dandy they're grateful for you you're the glue that keeps them together you're sunshine to them.

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“17” people who made my 2017 better (copied from EVERYONE)

Let it be known that I don’t know 17 whole people and this is only 14 and some of these don’t count & I know that but fuck off im introverted

@pugiey101 ejh :’) I’m like 20% sure we met this year and you’ve just been so great :’)) you were one of like 4 people I felt like I could actually count on 24/7 and you’re you :’)) we do need to Skype sometime tho & you’re aLWAYS BUSY

@instarbuckswithdan zayannnnnnnnnnnnnnn thanks for reblogging my shitposts what a legend honestly lmao & sorry for fucking with about 6000 of your posts iM GeTtINg BeTTeR I sWeAR lmao but really you’re always there for me ily sm

@assbutt-bitch-jerk-idjit allisonnnnnnnnnnnnn :) I’m v v sorry for being hella annoying all year lmao we dont even talk on tumblr but ik ur url soo also thanks for knowing my irl name and not ever calling me by it online an icon honestly ps. You have a great ass

@demonoftheforest beck :DD we don’t talk much anymore but when I had a crisis like a week ago you where like one of the only people who didn’t say I was overreacting and hontsksh you’re such a babe tysm for everything

@lanathetricerotops Lana we don’t talk as much now as we used to but thanks for letting me ruin your innocent with hella porn jokes lmao

@callmekiddo-2 thanks for putting up with me through Big Bang & ur videos give me life ur hilarious

@baybayrox answer my fucking texts you tool

@theliteralotherhalf cam thanks for joining my rabbit today lmao we met yesterday but i helped you hit 100 today so ima add you

@neonthoughtsforever jen idk if this was this year or last bc I’m bad with dates but thanks for letting me write a shitty version of your fic and acting like my writing wasn’t BAD like it was lamo

@danielhowell rat meme

@amazingphil sweet angel

@tumblrbot you impacted my life a lot I love you

@cheezbot you where my first follower and I love you, you stuck with me through thick and thin and you’re the only mutual that matters

@ Josh Ramsay (whom isn’t on tumblr but fuck you im already out of tumblr users) you’re always hella important to me and the only song you released this year is plenty more than you released last year Fuck You

[wtfcami-blog1]

hmmm can i say all of them? and can phe be ❂? :) ily

☮ for an apologetic text

[ cami  → lido ] : i feel like i’ve been so fucking moody lately[ cami  → lido ] : it’s the stupid fucking baby hormones is2g[ cami  → lido ] : sorry for getting so emo all the time i dont mean to it just happens

⊙ for a reaction to your muse’s nudes text

[ cami  → lido ] : have u always been that crooked babe???[ cami  → lido ] : jk[ cami  → lido ] : but really i’d rather see it in person so make that happen 👅👅 

❋ for a hopeful text

[ cami  → lido ] : can you believe this?? [ cami  → lido ] : we both had such shit parents and now we’re gonna be parents[ cami  → lido ] : and we’re gonna make up for every single fuck up our parents made and we’re gonna be so much better[ cami  → lido ] : we have to be

☯ for an adoring text

[ cami  → lido ] : thank you for being with me through all of this shit[ cami  → lido ] : i kinda thought you were going to run or tell me you didn’t want it when i told you i was pregnant[ cami  → lido ] : but like you’ve been so great and almost fully sober and it means so much[ cami  → lido ] : i really care about you a lot

ღ for a friend-crush text

[ cami  → lido ] : i like u, do u like me??[ cami  → lido ] :  check yes or yes[ cami  → lido ] : [ ] yes   [ ] yes

❤ for an affectionate text

[ cami  → lido ] : the baby wants to cuddle[ cami  → lido ] : like idk i mean she has a mind of her own[ cami  → lido ] : i mean u know i don’t really like cuddling so much[ cami  → lido ] : but she told me she wants to and we can’t tell her no

✂ for a worried text about the receiver

[ cami  → lido ] : babe[ cami  → lido ] : babe??[ cami  → lido ] : i saw your dad talking to you[ cami  → lido ] : what’s going on?? is everything okay??

☺ for a complimentary text

[ cami  → lido ] : you legit have such a cute butt[ cami  → lido ] : it’s so nice and round[ cami  → lido ] : and then ur back dimples are adorable[ cami  → lido ] : but really i think ur butt is my fav part of u[ cami  → lido ] : and u’ve officially run out of cami compliments for the month 

❂ for a text about another character (hophelia)

[ cami  → lido ] : how could arlo treat her like this??[ cami  → lido ] : like she’s legit a queen and he just tosses her to the side??[ cami  → lido ] : he knows what he’s doing and he keeps doing it[ cami  → lido ] : and ophelia deserves so much more she’s been through so much[ cami  → lido ] : i swear i’m going to kill the next person that hurts her

✳ for a holiday text

[ cami  → lido ] : happy no socks day[ cami  → lido ] : i hope ur wearing socks just to stick it to the man

♆ for a sext

[ cami  → lido ] : this second trimester horniness was no joke[ cami  → lido ] : babe[ cami  → lido ] : i need u to drop whatever ur doing and come over rn[ cami  → lido ] : i might already be reaching for my toys…

☼ for a joking text

[ cami  → lido ] : youre gonna be the one to drive me to the hospital when im in labor right??[ cami  → lido ] : lol jk you’ll kill us both and a girl scout 

↔ for a bitching text

[ cami  → lido ] : my back is fucking killing me[ cami  → lido ] : and then this bitch grabbed a dress right out of my fucking hands at bendels and said ‘lol ur too fat for this bitch’[ cami  → lido ] : ok she didn’t say that but i swear her face did and i wanted to punch tf out of her for it

♣ for a gossipy text

[ cami  → lido ] : ok but like are reza and mariana going to happen??[ cami  → lido ] : bc he’s like a huge fucking dick and she deserves better[ cami  → lido ] : but like i saw them dancing and she seems super into him wtf

$ for a lying text

[ cami  → lido ] : shut up i hate you

☆ for a longing text

[ cami  → lido ] : i feel like i haven’t seen you in like 3 years[ cami  → lido ] : idc if ur busy come over rn[ cami  → lido ] : i have needs

♬ for a fangirl/boy gushing text

[ cami  → lido ] : why don’t you and matty hang out as much anymore??[ cami  → lido ] : you two were my otp[ cami  → lido ] : mattido

★ for a dumb meme or inside joke text

[ cami  → lido ] : youre such a heinous rat is2g[ cami  → lido ] : omfg[ cami  → lido ] : if you ever get back into the dj thing u should make that ur stage name heinous rat

♘ for a questioning text

[ cami  → lido ] : ok but like[ cami  → lido ] : who tf was that ugly ass brunette?? 👀👀

♬ for a music rec or lyric text

[ cami  → lido ] : but what’s somebody in a nobody town?

☽ for a sleepy text

[ cami  → lido ] : our little girl take all of my energy away[ cami  → lido ] : all i did was walk a few blocks and now i can barely keep my eyes open[ cami  → lido ] : she’s just a tiny thing and she’s already trying to take me for all that i have[ cami  → lido ] : and she’s winning, good night

☢ for a snarky text

[ cami  → lido ] : why the fuck is patience a virtue? [ cami  → lido ] : hurrying the fuck up should be one instead gdi

[2seoke]

BEst writers?

In no particular order bcz they are all breathtakingly amazing when it comes to writing :3 ! ! ! !

HERE THEY ARE :D

@syugatae JEN IS THE CUTEST ON THIS PLANET OK I FINALLY GOT TO TALK TO HER AND IT MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK HER WRITING IS JUST INDESCRIBABLE PLZ GO READ “CHANGE YOUR MIND” YOU WONT REGRET IT EVER EVER EVER BCZ HERE I AM TODAY SCREAMING ABT HER FOR A GOOD. FUCKING. REASON. (when i swear you know its real af) NAND SHES WRITING SMTH SOON (IDK IF PPL SHOULD KNOW? IMS ORRY IM TRYING TO PROMOTE UR BEAUTIFUL EINSTEIN ASS) LMO

@war-of-hormoan OK, LISTEN UP. RAM LITERALLY DESTROYED MY BIAS LIST LMAO LADIES AND GENTLEMAN SHES. THE. REASON. HOBI. IS. MY. BIAS. WRECKER. NOW. IM NOT SHITTING ANYONE. RAM IS THE ONLY REASON HOBI IS WHERE HE IS @ TODAY (THAT BOY GIVES ME F E E L S THAT NO ONE ELSE DOES) ANYW YASYAS “ASHES’ IS THE BEST THING THAT’S EVER HAPPENED TO ME AND I DONT REGRET HOBI BEING MY BABY DID I THANK YOU YET MY LOVE BCZ HIS ASS OWNS MINE AND I CANT WAIT FOR THE UPDATE??///////?//??? (take your time tho ily)

@dailydoseofdia OMGOMGOMG OMGOGOMG OGMOGMOGM DIA. WHERE DO I EVEN START WITH YOU. THIS GIRL IS THE SWEETEST THING EVER ENGLISH AND FRENCH AS LANGUAGES COMBINED DONT HAVE ENOUGH WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I LOVE HER SHE SENDS ME LIL MESSAGES AND HER UPDATES AND I READ AND REBLOG EVERYTIME BCZ HER WRITING STYLE IS JUST –UGH (see what i mean i cant even explain)

@queenjunghoseok my hope. my angel. my JEN SHE WAS PART OF MY SQUAD A LOOOONG TIME AGO AND WELL I STILL LOVE HER AND I STILL READ ALL HER STUFF SECRETLY AND TELL PPL TO GO FOLLOW HER IN SECRET WITHOU- wait. did i just rat myself out… LMAO anyYWayS if anyone deserves more followers, its my baby: jen

@jungblue taytay? she’s beyond AMAZING. I’ve been following her for about a year now and her progress and intricacy is just fucking incredible at this point: THIS GIRL DESERVES- IDEK WHAT SHE DESERVES BECAUSE NOTHING IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER THE WAY SHE PLAYS WITH WORDS??? HELL? THE WAY SHE USES WORDS? THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE DOESNT USE HER, SHE USES THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE I SWEAR… PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GO read “FUTURE HEARTS” YOU DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOURE MISSING (TAYTAY LOVE ME)

@yoonminnings vivi? vivi is simply my vivi. Ive been through a lot with her and i literally pray for her every night thats how much she means to me… when I realized she wrote pics…. oh good lord i swear I DIDNT EAT OR SLEEP FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT BECAUSE I NEEDED TO reAD ALL THE FICS I HADNT READ YET lmao YALL DONT REALIZE HOW MUCH I HATED MYSELF THAT WEEK BUT THATS HOW GOOD SHE IS… I STOPPED MY DAILY SCHEDULES TO CTACH UP ON EVERYTHING (if that doesn’t tell you smth IDEK WHAT WILL @ this point :’)

@bangtanhmu winnie :3 she honestly makes one of the best texts in this entire goddamned website LMAO my gurl got 1k followers… in one week…. lMAO BYE SEE WHAT I MEAN HWQICGQEOGQOWV and I know she isn’t a writer but I just H A D to mention her efhiekclibILwb ilySM LOVE STAY HEALTHY DONT UPDATE TOO MUCH (its a problem rlly she loves her followers so much updates faster than lightning) 

@jungkxook ALY. ALY ALY.……… lmao all i have to say abt her is she ruined me in half…. :) (i still hate you for “arranged love” because the pain was excruciating) but other than that LIFE IS GREAT GO FOLLOWER HER BEAUTIFUL ASS (ILY BABE DONT BE MAD @ ME U KNOW HOW GOOD UR WRITING IS DONT FUKCEN DENY IT) :) NOTHING BUT SYMPATHY FOR YOU :) :0:):):))0;)):;0;):); and my BROKEN HEART :):)::):):);0):);00:):

@inktae tbh I thought she was gonna delete and I almost started crying BUT THEN SHE SAID NO AND I ALMOST THREW A PARTY LMAO BBY tbh when I’m sad mari’s blog is like the first one i always check because…. idk tbh… my fingers jus tap her url OUT OF NOWHERE :) LMAOO her guys… look… even my subconscious is telling you to follow and read her entire master list… hehe…:)::):):):):) (GOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOURE THE BEST NEVER STOP WRITING)

@knjns my goddess, my seoul, my everything. She knows who she is, and how much she means to me, and truthfully no matter how much I write on here it’ll never ben enough to express myself. So, I’ll keep it extra short: I love you. Her writing? A whole different story. The way she manipulates words still scares me sometimes because the amount of feels I get from her fics is just -idek- astonishing. she deserves every follower and more.

@tayegi SHE HATES JEON BUT LETS BE HONEST SHE’D DIE FOR HIM. ok, now that I got that out of the way…. LU IS THE BEST :) (lmao don’t hate me) “ROOMMATE” AND “TINDER 2.0″ AND ‘IN BLOOM” AND “EQUILIBRIUM” d o you know how many times I’ve read them? think of a number. now, multiply it to the 10^9. I swear this chick aint human, her smut style is just astounding.. to a point where she gets 3k for one fic LMAO GUYS PLEASE GO SEE HER (then again who doesn’t know her/???? LOL) YOUR WRITING IS AMAZING! NEVER STOP AND TAKE YOUR TIME WITH UPDATES IF YOU EVER DECIDE TO BLESS US WITH ONE!

@hobibliophile Last but DEFINITELY NOT fucking LEAST, jules. JUJU. she has many names but her main one is “goddess of fan fiction” I swear this chick is part of the avengers or smth, not with the way she maneuvers words….. also idk her personality in her tags reminds me of Downey Jr.  and omfg I rlly hope thats not a bad thing or smth bcz I love him ANYWAYS BAKC TO JUJU!!!!!— WAIT. OMG. JUJU ON THAT BEAT. JUJU ON THAT BEAT. DID I JUST- WHT TEH FUK WHY AM I LIKE THIS……………..WQHCWBUWUW nANYWYAS tbh i came for the tags for jules, and I stayed for the talent. “Dick-stractions”?? omg I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY.. NAMJJOON…..HES MY WRCKER TOO DID YOU KNOW THAT FIC MADE HIM GO UP BCZ OF YOU? YOURE ALSO THE REASON A BOY WENT UP MY BIAS LIST……. PLEASE GO READ HER E N T I R E MASTERLIST SHE DESERVES GOD himself COMING DOWN KISSING HER CHEEK

These are the people at the top of my head and that I regularly read from, of course there are many more out there :3 plz enjoy them all theres a reason they are on this list!