#rating: five stars

[chronotopes]

I love you public history people I love you museum people I love you archivists and I LOVE YOU architectural historians!!!

[palimpsessed]

COC day 1: Something old

“That’s…” Lady Salisbury gasps. “That’s an Excalibur!”

Simon looks down at the sword, his eyes goggling. “This is Excalibur?”

“It’s an Excalibur,” she says. “Made by Merlin himself.”

@carryon-countdown

[z0mbgender]

Quite honestly Saw 11 could just be Adam slowly decomposing for 2 hours and I would still eat it up

[boyrobott]

some more of my personal favorite letterboxd reviews for astro boy 2009 (part 1)

[sinclairstarz]

modern byler watch Dirty Dancing (one of mike’s favs) together and Will rates it 4.5 stars on letterboxd and Mike gets so angry and constantly brings up “remember when you said you hated dirty dancing.” and then Max goes and rates all of Mike’s top four 0 stars and logs them to make sure he sees it and he doesn’t speak to her for multiple weeks

[rayix]

HII

I drew your oc cuz they are so silly

NERF ARE YOU SERIOUS?? THIS IS SO CUTE!!! LOOK GUYS! LOOK AT THE LITTLE CHAOTIC BASTARD!

MY SILLY BOY! You made him so fluffy 😭 Everything in your style turns out so nice TY I LOVE IT SM I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH UGHRJRJGRGR

[yuwuta]

satoru is not only the life of the dinner party on thanksgiving/christmas/any holiday occasion, he’s the one all your family and friends ask for by name and offer to make his favorite dessert to ensure you bring him along

[snuffdoggie]

Btw I'm basically a personal sex bot. I usually don't even get undressed. I will finger and tongue at a girl until she's shaking and whimpering and telling me it's too much completely emotionless and unfaltering because she hasn't ended the program yet. I'm like if they made a rabbit a guy. You can even customize my personality :]

[mildmayfoxe]

there are so many bad books in the world that range from decent-bad to bad-bad. and you want me to rate them on a scale of five stars?? with the good books included???

[the-lion-guard-88]

Only SMG4 Fans will understand

[kira-anon-uwu]

Tubbo tries to get his god damn divorce

word count: who fucking knows

summary: no

~-~-~

"Tommy,just sign the fucking papers."

Tommy got on his knees, wailing at his beloved husband. "No, please! I'll change, I'll be a better man! What if Molly married you as well?"

"More marriage isn't going to fix the situation, just sign the divorce papers!"

"But- But- But- But- But- But- But- But- But- But-,", Tommy stuttered, wimpering, "But- But- But- But- But- But- But- But- But- But- But… Think of our children, Tubbo…"

He gestured to the corner, where James Marriott and Jack Manifold were sitting.

"Goo-goo ga-ga,", said James, in a very deep and monitone voice.

"Yeah, no, I'm not fucking doing this,", Tubbo sighed, in a very bitch-like manner, as he got up and left.

He decided to take a long walk, to clear his head and question how he got to this point, eventually getting his phone out and calling the only friend he had with experience in The Law.

Quackity waved as he answered, on facetime somehow despite Tubbo calling him on discord. "Hey man, what's up?"

"Hey, Big Q; do you know anything about divorce court?"

"Not a damn thing, I missed that class to watch a soap opera on stream. what'd you need?"

"Could you be my lawyer? I'm trying to get Tommy to divorce me, but he only wants to talk about kissing without tongue and balls."

"Yeah….. About that…….. I'm actually already his lawyer, so……….. Yeah sorry. Too bad you guys didn't have a pre-nup, bye!"

Tubbo sat there in incredibly shocked silence after the man hung up. Yes, sat; man decided to sit in the middle of the sidewalk to ponder where it all went wrong.

His phone pinged, and he saw a message from Quackity telling him that the 'consultation' he'd just gotten was going to cost him $1 million dollars.

Tubbo could afford that, he was a multi-millionaire and a Tory after all, but not having a lawyer on his side didn't leave him with many options. Well, he *did * have one…..

Murder was legal in the UK if the victim was Tommyinnit; the Queen had spoken it into law when she got her restraining order. May lizzie rest in peace, and all that

Tommy had invoked squatters rights in his efforts to 'save their marriage', and had refused to leave Tubbo's home at all times since every second was a second for him to be wooed. Tubbo had shoved him in the closet where he belonged, hence Tommy's lack of streams as of late, so it would be incredibly easy to murder him and claim his wealth.

More money to the hoard, since Tubbo was a rich Tory that disliked the poor. wow that rhymed, regular eminem in these parts.

Anyways Tubbo got home and committed a horrible, unspeakable crime that will not be spoken so he didn't have to put up with any more of tommyinnit's bullshit.

Dragging the corpse to court gave him an easy win, and a medal of honor for taking out one of the nations loudest people that kept up the corrupt politicians all night.

tubbo got the kids and money and married someone famous and hot. idk who pick some hot guy out of a movie that you'd ship with tubbo and that's his happy ending.

The end.

[cloneshipficquotes]

It turns out, Fives was right about Echo.

When he'd told him, all those months ago, that Echo would've liked him, Tup had assumed it was flattery, but Echo does like him. Tup thought it might be hard to share Fives with someone with whom he shares so much history. The bond between them was intimidating at first (if the general dragged them off to the temple tomorrow saying they had the Force, Tup would be inclined to believe him), but they’ve never made him feel left out. In fact, he enjoys seeing the way they work and live together seamlessly, like they can read each other’s minds.

— loverboy_havocboy, from a kiss while someone watches - “new poly” echo/fives/tup

[sincere1ystar]

i love letterboxd

[goddesspharo]

I just finished devouring Yulin Kuang's How To End a Love Story (loved it! I have decided to no longer rate books objectively and just go with vibes and my heart so FIVE STARS and adapt it to a goddamn limited series, Reese Witherspoon's production company!) and this the realest thing she could put in the acknowledgements!!!! Girl, I hope your parents did NOT read some of that incremental slow burn smut (THE LEAD UP, JFC), but everyone else thanks you for your service 🫡.

[agnesandhilda]

in fucking tears over etsy spellcasters

[zealfruity]

So i finally got a working tablet again