#rat stop using personal life experience in fics challenge: failed

[resident-rats]

Hello Mr Rat 🐀

Tell me (if you'd like to) about a story idea you haven't acted on yet? :3

I’d really like to write a chreon fic, like a raccoon city if it didn’t go to shit au™️ where Leon is a trans man, and moved there to get away from his small town and doesn’t plan on telling anyone he’s trans/he lives stealth etc. And then he and Chris meet and kinda hit it off, and Chris kinda makes his feelings known, but Leon doesn’t act on it bc Chris doesn’t know he’s trans. So Chris presumes he fucked up a bit and that Leon isn’t interested, but in reality Leon is just scared to come out to him and is very interested

Though I’d want it to be multichapter and slow burn? Because most trans Leon fics are one shots of him getting railed, and that’s fine I like smutty one shots as much as the next guy, but I think it would be nice to have something that’s longer? Though obviously it will contain smut bc it’s me writing it lol, but it would be nice to have it be multichapter and have plot, yknow?

That’s what has been on my mind on and off since the start of the year anyway lol

Thank you for asking :D

[cafephan]

dan and phil play the yasuhati singing challenge: a summary

first of all can i just say i've been hoping for a singing video literally since the day the gaming channel was announced and if they use this as an opportunity to take the piss i'm unstanning so fast i can't even say anything about the intro because... okay dan they'd best try to sing properly i can take this game as long as they properly try to sing "the game that almost got our neighbours to call the police and we're back doing it again because we don't care anymore" because you're moving?????????? "after watching the footage i didn't know i could physically make those noises" they went through the comments to look for songs,,,, you all best not have let me down i already have firm ideas about the most popular requests "this is going to be a disaster, i hope you're ready for the best and worst video you may ever see in your life." phil sings my heart will go on in the shower dan's face suggests he is well aware of that fact "do i have to sing it in key?" // "you have to try" i'm going to be mad if he doesn't try after the first note i am already mad and dan is already traumatised "i could never open the door, celine dion is dead" "if i was on the titanic and someone was singing that, i'd push you off" i'm with dan on this one sorry phil the top comment is to sing dan's diss track is this actually happening oh my god it is okay people let's all sit back and enjoy this phil mouths along with him that's so cute i am also mouthing along with him as i assume you are too but phil is cuter than all of us freakishly tool you look like a noodle, you've got hair that was cool in 2007 and wet you just look like a noodle he's just in a noodle state of mind it seems i'm sad phil didn't do his wink at the shipping with friend line he fails the game during the reasons why dans a fail rap,,, honestly i relate that's the one part i can never do either subtle boaster dan is back oh god danger men at work people,,,, thank you but also why "tatinof isn't over yet!" dan pls dan is mouthing the words along with phil this time whilst also doing little shovey forward hand movements dan struggles to contain his laughter and phil shushes him truly iconic phil goes wrong and dan can't help but correct him dan's doing his exaggerated crying face that he does in main channel videos i think he's physically cringing dan's hair is particularly fluffy and i am living for it why has phil's voice suddenly gone squeaky "phil you need to work on your subtlety. you go straight full loudness" stop talking over each other please i'm begging you it's incredibly hard to summarise when you do this "the phil without a chill" "i'm so sick of dan watching remixes of this song, it's all i hear in this apartment" maybe you shouldn't spend every waking moment in the same room then pal their collab attempt ends just as soon as ig begins the 'help me' dan says in the middle of his 'singing' accurately represents me right now trying to summarise the damn thing there are no words for this "i feel like the police are on their way" honey you've made worse noises on a louder scale trust me you're fine shout out to the shaved sides though hello they don't know the neighbour who's on the other side of the office wall "it could be a bedroom..." // "rip that person's marriage" aaand now we're into the requests i knew would come up "gerard isn't dead. his dream is" there are going to be some pissed off people in the comments section of this video aren't there is phil's voice breaking already or is the microphone just not knowing how to handle it "in tune!" dan represents me screaming at the laptop screen every time they open their mouths during this video phil keeps switching between philippa and back to himself again and it's lowkey fic inspo "this is the worst experience of my life" you're telling me dan, you're telling me we've all seen you both singing toxic whilst drunk don't hide from your past "i regret ever listening to my chemical romance because of that one experience just now, you have just ruined my life" phil is choosing one for dan there's another request i saw coming "let's keep with this theme" what theme are you referring to there danny boy honestly just take a second to imagine dan singing shout out to my ex now that would be quality content anyway "make it more tuneful than my welcome to the black parade" // "is that hard" this is not what we had in mind when we write singer/band aus "you spat everywhere, so much saliva" "you sound like a cow" phil the savage "oh my god what am i witnessing" phil honestly same try summarising it it's more difficult than you think "i can't produce the breath" i'm sure i've written that line of dialogue before dan thank you for bringing my work to life "it's over" phil says as he places a sad hand on dan's back how many of you are freaking out over that contact "i wish this was the dan and phil actually trying to sing beautiful songs that you care about experience that you crave. this is the opposite of that" YOU'RE TELLING ME DANIEL YOU'RE TELLING ME i feel hurt "some people in the future might enjoy this music" // "that future shouldn't exist" one more a duet to finish off aaaand here we go with toxic will it be better than that infamous drunk karaoke video probably not but let's see "we've been building up to this moment for our entire lives, dan. we can do it" "your breast britney" says dan and phil is right there to drag him for it like the absolute savage he keeps proving himself to be this is definitely going to be someone's ringtone i can't wait for the new and updated dan and phil singing compilation 'with the taste of your lips i'm on a hide' okay dan phil is not into this at all until it gets to the bits between verses he's all about those parts phil chooses to go high and dan chooses to go low interesting do what you will with that information, smut writers, interpret that any way you like they nearly beat the high score no you definitely didn't sing the lyrics correctly dan but you did well "i went into my own little universe then" was it a universe of not giving a tiny rats ass, phil, because it seemed like it "i think i'm gonna lose my voice for about a month now" // "i feel like i've eaten a horse" "i'd be surprised if we've got any subscribers left after that" i'm just sad you let me down with having singing in the title and not giving me what i've been craving for years dan tries to push the video and blame onto us nice how responsible "i feel like we should never do this again" i agree "that's the end of this channel, maybe" well you brought it upon yourselves if it is "give us a thumbs up if you enjoyed our beautiful tones" how dare you mock me "less screamy content" "hope you're having a good day and your ears aren't broken" no but my heart and trust is danisnotintune aSCREAMINGphil