#raspeballer

[odinspattern]

Okay, I’m tired of seeing people shitting on American and British food. Time to broaden our horizons and look at other dishes.

[talisidekick]

Alright I’ve been in the lab for months gathering enough data to get the grant funding to finally piece this question together

Oregano?

Has anti-inflammatory and anti-bacterial properties. Commonly used in Mexican and North American cuisine.

However, as my stomach is a weak bitch and easily irritated, I largely avoid making or consuming Mexican food due to the high spice content, and I avoid North American (including Canada in this) food because of the common use of Milk as an ingredient and high amounts of oil which both hurt me.

I mainly eat Japanese food because of the high starch content and generally low cost (I'm poor) it takes to make, and food from the old country (Ukranian and Norweigan). Big fan of Raspeball and Patchychky. Perogies (wrong word I know) a close second. But I'm a slut for chicken teriyaki sushi and gyoza.

Now this isn't to say Oregano isn't good, it tastes awesome, it's just usually included in dishes that have a lot of spice. I can't eat hot stuff because my intestines sufferred constant stomach acid exposure for 24 years because my parents lied about me having a deadly dairy allergy since birth and told me to drink milk when I was having stomach problems (which was the CAUSE of my stomach problems). I was told by one doctor it's nothing short of a miracle I lived until 24 while regularily consuming milk with this allergy because I was risking my stomach acid burning THROUGH MY INTESTINES and disolving my other organs or my body just giving up due to my allergic reactions causing seizures and other nerve damage.

Thus, I reccomend, if your stomach can handle it, you use Oregano to make all the good Mexican and North American dishes you like and take an extra moment to really taste them on my behalf. Please. For the trans bitch who stares longingly at such forbidden foods, have a taco, dip nacho's in salsa, and have enchiladas. There's a girl in the world who can't taste the magesty of Oregano and she's begging you to taste it in her place.

[danteragnulf]

@andersxragnulf​ location: casa de anders notes: meal prepping

After seeing the state of the place, Dante thought it was best if he came around at least a few times a week. He’d set aside Sundays to cook a bunch of shit and either refrigerate it or freeze it so, when Anders got hungry and remembered, he had something accessible that was healthy rather than cups of noodles and whatever else the lycan was eating. Fortunately Dante had spent a lot of time with their mother growing up, spending time in the kitchen to try and avoid having to spend time with their father:  Raspeball, Kjøttkaker, Fårikål,  Pinnekjøtt - just a few of their favourites growing up married with heavy servings of vegetables. 

“Do you remember when we were little,” Dante started, testing the other’s memory a bit, “when I got really sick?” The drengr hadn’t been able to keep anything down, still he’d all but been force fed water and stew even as he sweat through all the sheets and bedding that he’d been laden with. Stricken with fever and lingering somewhere between midgard and helheim. Dante didn’t really believe, but he remembered Anders telling him to fight. 

[dreaminlittlenightmares]

What's the best dish they can cook? Can you include the comic character too?

One of these days, I'll make that fabled master list, so I can find if an ask was already answered...

The Maw

Six: Grilled Fish the Janitor: Pork and Beans the Twin Chefs: One makes good Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches, and the other makes a delicious Crème Brulée the Lady: Not necessarily a dish, but a good Old Fashion drink the Granny: Pasteles the Runaway Kid: Peppermint Bark

Pale City

Mono: Spaghetti and Meatballs the Hunter: Roasted Pheasant or Cornish Hens the Teacher: Blackberry Pies the Doctor: Pişmaniye the Thin Man: Ravioli

The Nest

the Raincoat Girl: Scotch Eggs the Craftsman: Handmade Pastas the Butler: Ube Halaya the Pretender: Pancakes

Extras

the Spoon Girl: Mud Pies the Lollipop Kid: Cinnamon Rolls the Ghost Kid: Crab cakes the Toddler: Can't cook, but can pick out edible Berries

the Green Boy: Roasted Chestnuts the Refugee Boy: Rømmegrø the Refugee Boy’s Sister: Raspeball the Long Haired Girl: Spring rolls the Humpback Girl: Gyros the Mummy Kid: Naan the Tall Boy: Chicken Soup the Forked Boy: Pizza the Strong Boy: Barbecued Ribs

the Ferryman: Fish Stew the Mirror Man: Doesn't eat the North Wind: Humans... >A>;

[skittskitt]

Reblogging this again bc its so funny actually.

Googling famous norwegian food. Not getting whatever raspeballer is but pizza grandiosa made the fucking list along with the christmas food.

Famous dishes of the Europe countries

by erasmuspluseurope

[gemwing1988]

Raina Rivera-Náttúra Profile

Name: Raina Iduna Rivera-Náttúra

Alias(es): Mi pequeña sirena (my little mermaid in Spanish) by her dad, my shining star(by her grandmother, Yelana), Rain (by her friends, most of her family and the Cup Brothers), Dewdrop (by TCS Ms. Chalice), Moonlight (by Hilda Berg) and Rainy (mostly by TCS Cuphead)

Age: 10-11

Gender: Female

Eye Colour: Blue

Hair: Colour: Dark brown

Skin Tone: Tanned

Species: Human

Date of Birth: February 22nd.

Nationality: Spanish and Norwegian

Personality: Kind, sweet, caring, curious, adventurous, optimistic, confident, polite, feisty, bold, sometimes shy around strangers, isn’t afraid to speak her mind, cold towards those who are irredeemable jerks, loyal, honest, generous, cheerful, thoughtful, mildly snarky, mature, tomboyish with a feminine streak, independent, imaginative and creative.

Favourite Colours: icy blue, purple, black, white, teal, pink, midnight blue, gold, crocus purple, midnight blue, silver and rose gold.

Favourite Food: Pizza nachos, tacos, Spanish omelettes, cheddar and tuna baguettes, pepperoni or barbecue pizza with extra cheese, cookie dough ice cream, raspeball potato dumplings, krumkake, churros, pollo alajillo, cookies (especially chocolate chip, short bread, and red velvet), muffins (either chocolate chip or blueberry) and chocolate.

Favourite Drink(s): Hot chocolate, vanilla, chocolate and Oreo milkshakes, Pepsi Max (either normal, vanilla or cherry flavoured), Coke Zero (normal or vanilla flavoured), Dr. Pepper, white chocolate milk, sparkling water, blueberry and coconut smoothies.

Likes: Swimming, reading, embroidery, playing video games, her pet kitten, Coco, watching TV, listening to music, singing, going to the cinema with her family, stargazing, the ocean, hanging out with her best friends, going on adventures, and exploring the Inkwell Isles.

Dislikes: Bullies, racism, getting homework, mushrooms, anything too sour, animal abuse, people picking on her friends, the Cup Brothers’ fighting and arguing, getting blamed for things she didn’t do, the Devil trying to steal her grandmother’s necklace, King Dice, Ludwig trying to exploit her singing for his selfish benefits, being taken advantage of, Ms. Chalice lying and bailing out on her and the Cups.

Parents: Tulio Rivera and Ada Rivera-Náttúra (OC’s)

Friends: Jayden Emberson (OC), Zoe Rosedale (OC), Cuphead, Mugman, Ms. Chalice, Elder Kettle, Henchman (whenever he’s not involved in the Devil’s schemes), Sally Stageplay, Captain Brineybeard, and Grim Matchstick.

Enemies: Both versions of the Devil, both versions of King Dice, Ludwig,

[icecubes4life]

What i ate tday

Breakfast: cucumber and ice coffe

Lunch: small raspeball

Dinner: 1 and a half small pizza😭

Total: 1236

FUCK SO BAD COMPARED TO YESTERDAY(399)

[writer59january13]

The broken piggy bank

strewn into a bajillion little pieces Unexpected largesse yours truly patiently waits, a metaphor of my dire financial straits courtesy papa's unsuspecting muse the missus, this wordsmith notates unwittingly linkedin to his misfortune, a situation he hates, especially, an unavoidable crisis, whereby passage of time abates negligible onus of penury. Soon after surrendering (viz laundering) cash to bitcoin immediately realized sinister trap scammer prepared me to enjoin egregious outcome surpassing severe case of acne treatment courtesy isotretinoin. My ordinarily clear complexion turned wan imprecation triggered suicidal ideation overdosing on medication escape from absolute zero vanished capital pennilessness bondage welcoming self induced mortality did spawn. Though weeks elapsed since scammer

(smoked top of line cigars, and/or quaffed vintage amber liquid of the gods signaling snagging a poor sucker) made out like a bandit, the squandered money

I still bemoan,

a grown man doth still groan moroseness seeps

within his lovely bones witnessing him curling into fetal position versus lying prone forever and anon envisioning himself cast into the outer limits of the twilight zone. As a fool hardy way to assuage loss, where illusions of grandeur stray, I regularly purchase lottery tickets either Mega Million or Powerball imagining being the lucky winner then livingsocial as a bachelor farmer in Norway

chomping down a delicious plateful of powder milk biscuits after countless hours pitching hay while custom made robot named Barbie adeptly programmed to prepare Lefse, Krumkake, Lutefisk, and Raspeball/Komle/Klubb, she also doubles up as the abbé

of my fortress domicile.

Ha... an overactive imagination to boot healthy escape from the maws of destitution nevertheless, one old baby boomer coot,

who can prevaricate

knowing full well nobody

(especially the folks

from Lake Wobegon) cannot dispute

these marvelous turns of phrases I execute

while listening to The Magic Flute an opera in two acts

by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

to a German libretto

by Emanuel Schikaneder and of course after wolfing down Norwegian cuisine listed above, I will need (sorry to be cheeky) exercise thy well endowed glute (short for gluteus muscles) a group of muscles that make up the buttock area, which group consists

of the gluteus maximus,

gluteus medius, and gluteus minimus.

[lavenderdream7]

Canon facts about my oc Dorian:

- He likes to make Raspeball (which is potato Dumpling)

- He is deeply in love with Rosalie

-He has 4 mice named Lola, Kari, Hege and Mindie

- He likes to Play Futbol

- He Dislikes Sauerkraut

- He has a fear of The deep ocean

-he likes to read

- He can make a beautiful dish of food, doesn't matter what

- He likes to make Rosalie blush

- He has a Birthmark on his shoulder almost in the shape of California

- He has a scar from playing a stupid game with his friend in a shed full of gear. They roughhoused and bumped the wall, a piece fell and cut him on his arm. He had to get stitches but he thought it looked cool.

- His favorite color is black

- his favorite food is Fiskesuppe

[the-witch-and-her-husbands]

‘I want to help you enjoy food again.’ Jil smiled as she returned the squeeze. ‘All of you. This is such a miracle I don’t want to waste it with mediocre food.’ She laughed softly.

‘That’s my good boy,’ Daniel said quietly. ‘That’s exactly all I ask, that you try with an open mind. And if you decide you don’t like something after trying it fairly, that’s okay too.’

The plates were whisked away after everyone finished. They drank champagne and waited for the main course to arrive.

It was worth the wait. Pinnekjott - dried lamb ribs with Raspeball - potato dumplings, beautifully presented.

My Bloody Valentine

Hannibal waited with Jill for the rest of their companions to join them. It was Valentines Day and he, Louis, and Daniel had arranged a true surprise for their lovers. They had a limousine waiting to drive them to the train station for a luxury trip up to a beautiful chalet.

Lestat and Louis joined them, they were wrapped around each other and smiled broadly when they saw Jill and Hannibal. “Happy Valentines Day! Jill, have you had a wonderful day?” Lestat asked as he swooped in to hug her and kiss her cheek.

@the-witch-and-her-husbands

[odinspattern]

Somewhat tempted to have a series of traditional food, with commentary on the history.

Because like, what a lot of people seem to miss is that what a lot of us call Norwegian food today was actually made for specific occasions or for specific classes. Stek, aka roast is an example of rich person food. Kjøttkaker and sweet bloodpudding would traditionally be made during fall. In springtime as times were lean after winter, you’d eat peas with salted pork and nettlesoup. But in the everyday, most people would eat porridge and during the 1917’s poor people were given herring and potatoes.

And then there are regional diffrences. People up here boil fermented fish in ale around Christmas. In the West of the country people make raspeball, and some people who live in the north eat seal in brown sauce.

So like many of the dishes was never something you ate on a regular basis in the first place, similar to how it is today. And I want to show that.

[witches-unruly-heart]

Came home to this amazing dinner 😍 #raspeballer #komler #dinner #latedinner (ved Bergen, Hordaland)

[pixelmuppet]

"Hi, My Name is Chelsea" and "Stop Calling Me Chicken Little" both for Morten?

Hi, My Name is Chelsea - What's your OC's favorite meal?

Morten loves Raspeball, or potato dumplings. They're soft anyways and easy on his teeth.

Stop Calling Me Chicken Little - How brave is your OC?

It depends, if it's a spider he will simply put it in a cup and throw it out, if it's something like confrontation with someone bigger than him or facing up to his mistakes he's a total coward. Take his relationship with Emil, when they first met they were together for a year and a half and Morten left with only a few words and that was it. So when they meet again Morten is scared. He's always run away from his problems. The death of his brother, he ran away from Norway and became a cook for ships. But now he's back in Norway and he's face to face with the man he loved and abandoned.

[sinistercakes]

Tagged by my sister from another mister @xiaoxuqiu. Tak!

rules: answer 30 questions and tag however many blogs you want!

name: Ylva. And that’s not just a random collection of letters, it’s an actual name (believe me, I’ve been asked).

gender: female

star sign: Scorpio

height: 5’2”/157cm if I really stretch my spine (I have mild kyphoscoliosis and hyperlordosis so my spine looks like it was drawn by a 4 year old, so there’s a possibility I’m taller if my spine was normal).

time: 6:26

birthday: November

favourite bands: HIM, Disturbed, Watain, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Stone Sour, Dir en Grey

favourite solo artists: Corey Taylor, Adele.

last movie: Ghost in the Shell

last show: Bob’s Burgers lol so help me god I hope my daughter is like Louise

when did i create this blog: fuck if I know but a long, long time ago.

what i post: Wang Haoxuan, The Untamed, Dance of the Phoenix, content related to the aforementioned, animals, crack, gifsets, whatever I find amusing or interesting on my dash.

last thing i googled: A crocheting tutorial. Actually no, it was “do snails have teeth” to settle an argument. (And if you’re wondering, the answer is yes, and the common garden snail has as many as 14,000 teeth).

other blogs: like side blogs? I’m @adventuresofmingyang which is a Yu Mingye abd Xue Yang brothers au crack comic and @incorrectdanceofthephoenix which is exactly what it sounds like

do i get asks: a few

why i chose my url: I’m Yu Mingye’s fairy in reference to Dance of the Phoenix. I want to change it back to my original url but it just messes everything up.

following: 824 (because I almost always follow back)

followers: 436

instruments: drums, piano, guitar. I used to be a drummer in a metal band called Osiris during my university years.

what i am wearing: one of my giant husband’s giant hoodies and pyjama shorts.

dream job(s): My actual job is the job I always dreamed of. I love it. Though I’d like to be a panda handler in the giant panda reserve in Sichuan.

dream trip: nowhere. Every destination I’ve wanted to go to, I’ve been to and it was a disaster. I’m cursed.

favourite foods: noodles, sweet pastries (especially hot smultring), raspeballer

nationality: Norwegian

favourite song: Rainbow in the Dark (as sung by Corey Taylor), In Joy and Sorrow by HIM

last book i read: The Parasitic Mind by Gad Saad. I’ve been reading baby books too, but those don’t count as I don’t actually read them cover to cover.

top 3 fictional universes: the Buffyverse, Middle Earth, Marvel universe

I tag: @nika1882, @jessiccajessie, @DORIS @lady-in-the-lair, @pinchtheprincess, @a-force-dyad-in-space, @sulkyshengshou, @silvysartfulness

[childofmalkav]

Questions

Tagged by @anarchabutch​!! back in my day we called these things tag memes but i guess memes have a different connotation these days anyway THANKS

Nickname? i tend to tell english speakers to call me Sunny because it’s cuter than Sooneewah lmao also my mom calls me hufsa (the groke from moomi) or tuppa (female hen) so make of that what you will

Real name?

(sunniva)

Zodiac sign? taurus. i could probably get into astrology if every post i see about tauruses wasn’t like “likes earth colors and earth smells and looking at earthy pictures. uses sticks they find on hikes to pick dirt out of their teeth. makes friends out of soil and cares for them deeply. grass.”

Favorite musicians/groups? 85% Glass Animals, 5% Hozier, 5% Kane Lacey

Favorite sports team? what the fuck is a sport

Other blogs? i have antiquememery which i just use to keep really old-ass tumblr funny posts when i see them so i can have #nostalgia, and some time ago i tried getting into writing each day and put it all on this blog but that’s mainly dead at this point

Do I get asks? i get one ask every three years when the pornbots reawaken

How many blogs do I follow? 212

Tumblr crushes? @mademoisellegush​ and @browherenew​ and @anarchabutch​ and @galsinspace​ and thats just who i remember i am incredibly gay and there are more

Lucky number? idk, two? that’s cool and even right

What am I wearing? jeans, hoodie, last night’s mascara

Dream vacation? a lighthouse on the coast of northern norway where all i do is pet a dog, wear a huge sweater and drink enough coffee to combat my stomach lining!! the windows encrusted with salt? taking the dog out to pee and wasting time looking for pillbugs under the rocks? struggling weeds and a massive sun and enough ocean to make me believe in fairytales????? take me there

Dream car? one that i am not driving

Favorite food?  this might sound odd to any non-norwegian but we have this thing called kleppmelk where you make a mixture of flour, egg and milk into a thick almost-dough and then shape it into balls and boil in milk and serve with sugar on top or you could make a potato dough, boil into balls and serve with syrup and bacon and we call that raspeballer and i know it just sounds like clogging your arteries with slightly less steps than it’d take to just inject gluten directly into your bloodstream but i love it

Drink of choice? coffee (with just a splash of milk, no sugar) taken orally two-to-five times a day depending on need

Instruments? i sing but i have caterpillar fingers that can’t coordinate so that’s all lmao

Languages? I can speak Norwegian and English and make myself roughly understood in German, but I can write Norwegian (and new Norwegian), English, Swedish and Danish (basically the same thing)

Celebrity crushes? Danny Devito (i have a danny decal on my bank card, bless that man)

Random fact? i dont actually need glasses but after starting university i got a pair of anti-reflective blue blocker glasses for screen use and i thought they looked cute so i started wearing them all the time and then one of the people i share a kitchen with (who actually wears glasses because she needs them!!) asked if i was near- or farsighted and i panicked and said farsighted so now i have to wear these glasses whether i want to or not. alas.

anyone i tagged here can do this because i wanna read what they say!! or if youre just seeing this on your dash and thinkin “hey, i know sunny adores me but she didnt tag me wassup” you can do it too and then come to my home to get an apology in the shape of monetary compensation