#raphael once speared a washing machine for bubbling it isnt that far of a stretch

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Headcanon that when toasters were first invented in the human world, Michael was super hyped and brought one up to the Celestial Realm to try out. He tried to show Raphael how to use it but Raphael got too startled at the toast popping up so suddenly and skewered the machine with his spear. Michael was pouty for the rest of the day and from then on only Simeon had toaster privileges