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yeah ive got experience in handling international relations. ive got mutuals from all over the world and they even reblog posts from me
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My aunt one time impulse painted an entire room purple




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Man imagine how much of an insufferable attention whore Michael would be in a relationship. Like he just constantly annoys MC whenever he gets lonely and then insists it's totally not because he wants attention 🙄 but if they actually take his words at face value and not give him the attention hes like hey… no… you weren't supposed to do that… :(
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An Unfortunate Predicament [Michael x Reader] like this? (minus the the the brothers watching part)
I have this re occuring idea where Michael and MC go on a solo adventure (like they get trapped in a book or something) and the others are stuck watching from the outside as MC inevitably and accidentally gets Michael to fall for them
Devs hire me as a story consultant
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Manifesting this 🙏
It would be hilarious if in the new game Michael is added as a dateable.
(He should be right there when the royals, purgatory hall boys, Thirteen ‘n Mephisto are added imo)
But seriously think about it! Michael just skips all the awkward flirting moments ‘n any kind of dating- just to go straight to marriage!!! Very angelic if you ask me lolol
#devs pls#I had half a mind to message the kickstarter and go "If I pay for the $800 tier and tell you my favorite character is Michael#“would you guys finally design him”
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“Even now, Simeon wouldn’t be allowed through the Celestial Gates. Not without being forgiven. Still, I doubt Michael intends to leave things the way they are. He’s probably planning to bring Simeon back to the Celestial Realm when he gets the chance. So he left him with us.”
— Lucifer (Nightbringer Chapter 49-8)
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Cryptid.
Think about it. Absolute freak weirdo who just shows up every once in a while to be weird and confusing then disappear again never to be mentioned for another half a season. Half the time you aren't even really sure it's him unless you really read into it. Theories galore. Cryptid.
i saw one of these a while back that was just vampire vs werewolf but personally i find such a dichotomy limiting. i said “regardless of what they actually are” because like. if the only characters in a story are vampires or aliens they’re not necessarily all gonna be vampire or alien coded, you know?
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Taking a detour to design Michael's whole Celestial Realm room.
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"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally
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Please tell me the names of these games
Ok but imagine: a fishing game except it's horror. You fish off the coast of a nuclear testing site and everything you catch is increasing flavors of mutated abomination. You fish at the site of a meteor impact and keep catching strange looking fish that are definitely not from Earth. The open ocean is full of deep-sea fish that absolutely should not be within fishing distance of the surface - they are fleeing Something in the deeps.
The game revolves around you catching these increasingly strange and disturbing fish while the game itself treats this all as totally normal. Why you're fishing at these incredibly strange sites is never addressed; you're no researcher, you're just presented as a normal fisherman. It's implied that the world is creeping closer and closer to an apocalypse as you play but there's nothing you can do about it but fish.
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Ok but imagine: a fishing game except it's horror. You fish off the coast of a nuclear testing site and everything you catch is increasing flavors of mutated abomination. You fish at the site of a meteor impact and keep catching strange looking fish that are definitely not from Earth. The open ocean is full of deep-sea fish that absolutely should not be within fishing distance of the surface - they are fleeing Something in the deeps.
The game revolves around you catching these increasingly strange and disturbing fish while the game itself treats this all as totally normal. Why you're fishing at these incredibly strange sites is never addressed; you're no researcher, you're just presented as a normal fisherman. It's implied that the world is creeping closer and closer to an apocalypse as you play but there's nothing you can do about it but fish.
#totally not inspired by the void fish and unidentified fish object from Web Fishing#seriously can we have a whole game about shit like that I'd be eating it up#Iron Lung meets Webfishing
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Imagine: Michael as a demon, freshly-fallen, lashing out in desperation. Blaming everyone else for his fall. Lucifer, that stupid demon prince, MC, the exchange program, everyone. NB S2 finale Lucifer level tantrum, destroying things with his newly-demonic wings. Bargaining stage of grief is heavy - demanding someone, anyone, find a way to change him back, even though he knows it shouldn't be possible. There are tears in his eyes.
Lucifer looking on silently. He should get some gratification from this, from seeing Michael unable to handle what he himself dished out. It should have been poetic, satisfying. But all he feels is pity.
#totally not inspired by that one demon Michael post a few weeks ago#also sorry I’ve been sparing on the Michael content lately#obey me Michael#obey me imagines#obey me shall we date#obey me nightbringer#obey me Lucifer#obey me angst
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''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments
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they need to have steamy denial sex and i am right
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I want to see more of Lucifer's fashion

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No coherent thoughts, just feral barking
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