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if you don't mind, could you do an explanation of this image?
The above is an intentionally mangled mashup of memes. Part of the humor is the intentional low quality, which is a common factor of "shit posts" (online posts with minimal ''shitty" effort given to them in contrast with "effort posts").
The base top image is "Among Us" a social deduction video game involving a small number of aliens infiltrating and trying to kill off a larger number of astronauts, who must either identify the aliens or complete tasks without dying. The social deduction aspect of identifying imposters during a meeting and the simplistic art style both became common sources for memes in the early twenty-first century.
Here that meeting is used to share an opinion, which, in the style of this meme, is intentionally mangled and misspelled. The opinion, translated, is that the speaker wishes for the 21st century video game Cyberpunk 2077 to fail to install on computers that already have the 21st century video game Fortnite on it.
Cyberpunk 2077 was a greatly acclaimed single player game about dealing with a dystopian future where megacorporations have crushed everyone and the only form of law is contract law. Fortnite, on the other hand, is an extremely popular and heavily monetized battle royale game. Fortnite, because of its popularity especially among children, is often looked down upon. The implication here is that Fortnite is equivalent to the miserable products produced by the fictional megacorporations of Cyberpunk 2077 and, as an acclaimed (and more snobby) game about violently rejecting such corporations and products, it would be appropriate for the game to reject Fortnite players.
The second picture is a deformed mutation of another meme, where Kronk, from the early twenty-first century movie, The Emperor's New Groove, is imagining his shoulder angel saying "No, no, he's got a point." Kronk's face , has been replaced by the red crew member, who usually represents one of the aliens in the game, likely indicating they have bad intentions. Furthermore, the red crew member's face has been replaced by a troll face (like the face of the presenter in the first image) to intentionally lower the quality of the image and to evoke a specific emotion associated with the particular image.
The shoulder angel has been replaced by Keanu Reeves, an early twenty-first century actor who notably played the part of an important character in the Cyperpunk 2077 video game. At the video game conference announcing Cyberpunk 2077 and Keanu Reeve's participation, an attendee shouted out "You are breathtaking," to the actor. This event itself became a meme. Here the word "point" has been replaced by "breathtaking" in reference to this meme.
A denizen of the early twenty-first century may be confused by the above, or they may understand it to be an intentionally low quality amalgamation of low effort shit-posts with no real point to it, appropriate to the "internet troll" subculture of the early twenty-first century. They may conclude that a child had a great deal of fun making and posting the above. But the nature of every single reference is niche and topical (if not outdated), and it would not be expected for it to be found funny py people even five years older or younger than the target audience, if anyone found it funny at all.
#period novel details#explaining the joke ruins the joke#not explaining the joke means people 300 years from now won't understand our culture#happy to answer asks#I feel like I might be pretty negative on this#but I grew up with troll face humor and I do NOT miss it#there are far better examples of randumb humor that is much more timeless#and the central conceit of trying to annoy people in uncreative is just meh#this IS a great example of a bunch of extremely niche references though#and it is likely ALREADY dated#good comedy is funny every generations later#cheap comedy stops being funny when people forget the hyper specific references
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Intro: (Please read)
Hello! I’m Onyx and this is my Call of duty blog! This is mainly gonna be about black ops, (specifically black ops one) and it’s mostly gonna be memes that I made, incorrect quotes, and maybe the occasional fanfiction, who knows.
Here’s some other things about me~
- My pronouns are He/they/it/pup (I use other neopronouns as well but these are the main pronouns I use)
- I am a transgender demi-boy and I am abrosexual.
- I have ADHD and hyper-fixate on things. My current hyperfixation are: Minecraft, beauty and the beast, and ofc: Call of duty: Black ops one
- I also really love to RP(role-play) so if y’all wanna role play about my hyper fixations and become friends DM me 👍
- My favorite COD characters are: Viktor Reznov, Alex Mason, Dimitri Petrenko, Raul Menendez, and Frank Woods!
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DNI: Basic dni, (Transphobes, homophobes, racists, rcta, etc.)
Also- my ask box will be open if anyone wants to ask about head-cannons for a certain character or wants to share theirs! :> (you can ask me about anything though lol)
Also here’s a thing I’m thinking of doing: Black ops one fanfiction requests! I’ll get to that in a later post though maybe, thank you for reading my intro! Have fun in here guys!
#CODblackops#call of duty#intro post#hyperfixation#memes#incorrect quotations#randumb#send me asks#viktor reznov#dimitri petrenko#alex mason#frank woods#raul menendez
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GLOMPS AND NUZZLES YOU XD
OwO Teh randumb attacks in my inbox?? You will not get away wiff dis!! *Pounces on u and noms ur face XD*
#asks#patchwork-fool#can you believe ther was a time in my life I actually typed like this?#thats right I was and XD WAFFLE PANCAKES kid in highschool#came with the being emo and enjoying Invader Zim territory#also I'm not calling you dumb “randumb” is just what we said back then
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Randumb headcanons
1. Nebarra teaches Secunda how to fight when camping. He says it's because her melee style is so pathetic it makes an old elf cry, but it's really because he cares, and the last time Secunda ran out of magicka mid-battle...
2. Lucien likes to read every book they pick up on their adventures. Eris doesn't read due to her lack of vision, but she stands by Lucien's tent to overhear him read the books out loud (as he does by habit). Lucien, realizing this, begins to leave his tent open and 'not notice' Eris standing right outside.
3. When Lucien moved into Dumzbthar for a bit, Remiel insisted on coming along. The only reason why she wasn't able to is because everyone else can imagine what horrors would come from leaving Remiel and Lucien in a dwemer ruin unsupervised.
4. Remiel and the Knight of the Void are both insomniacs, and chances are, they're sharing nightwatch duty. The Knight finds the clicking and clacking of Remiel's machines to be relaxing, while Remiel walks her through her invention of the evening. Turns out, the Knight is a good sounding board for upgrade ideas.
5. Auri often listens to the trees, a rare silent moment when she closes her eyes and feels the breeze pass through the leaves. Caryalind once asked Auri about this, and now, they listen to the trees together, hanging at the back of the group and feeling the sunlight on their skin
6. Taliesin sees Remiel as a little sister. A troublesome, constantly distracted, little sister. While he won't let her try her hand at enchanting Berwhale, he is more than happy to show her how to do powerful enchantments for Scrap.
7. Inigo is a very honest person, in an innocent kind of way. He is often the therapist of the gang, and his earnest and patient nature has made him Gore's best buddy, especially when Gore feels heavy from his past.
8. Kaidan regularly drills the gang for the next fight, flanked by Inigo and Auri. He's surprisingly protective of everyone and makes absolutely share they're all at their best and brightest, even if it means sore muscles and liquid bones by morning.
9. Xelzaz cooks, but there's a rotation on who gathers ingredients and hunts. Everyone fights for the spot because the assigned gatherer gets to have extra helpings.
10. All the archers have shooting contests. It always escalates. They never settle on a winner.
#skyrim custom followers#caryalind thallery#nebarra#skyrim secunda#lucien flavius#eris light and shade#knight of the void#kaidan 2#remiel#auri song of the green#skyrim taliesin#inigo skyrim#skyrim gore#xelzaz
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My homie challanged me with Yuma in Character ask game. The ultimate ADHD child
My first impression of them -That he was one weird looking boi even by yu-gi-oh standarts. Not to mention, at first he gave me strong “lol randumb” energy
When I think I truly started to like them -Through the seson progression the antics and very lively attitude kinda got to me. Plus I do dig characters with positive attitude and being a bit... dim XD
A song that reminds me of them - Fall Out Boy - The Last Of The Real Ones
How many people I ship them with -Canon: Astral, Mist... sometimes Shark -OC... Machi >u>
My favorite ship of them -I like Keyshipping, but I’m weak for Tentacle\lockship even if I can never make it healthy :v I like keyshipping because it feels like had the most development and it feels like these worked out their relationship from hating each other to sacrificing their faces for each other Lockship... Sometimes my inner sadist is whispering: yeee, make everyone suffer in this relationship, dew it
My least favorite ship of them -Skyship. No hate on this ship, nor on Tori, I always had a personal dislike towards “childhood friend” stuff
A quote of them that you remember -Aside from Kattobingu is a very cute “Ye” he did in the manga in a very beggingng, when Tetsuo said :You can also put spells face down
Your favorite outfit of them -His school uniform is a chef kiss
Your least favorite outfit of them -That fancy official one. Not my aesthetic choice...
Describe the character in one sentence -WILD
What’s the first thing you think about when thinking about the character? -Explosive positivity and hunger...FOR everything
Sexuality hc! -Uh I guess Yuma, as a true golden retriver, loves everyone
Your favorite friendship they have -With Shark. Because only Yuma can annoy somebody enough to become friends with them (Manga including)
Best storyline they had -The plot with him going to Astral world was pretty narly
Worst storyline they had -Barrian onslught. I can only take so much of Yuma crying and being sad
A childhood headcanon -He seemed to be pretty normal, until his dad decided to invite him into a cult of Kattobingu
What do you think their first word was? -I say “mom”, cause it feels like she was around him more when he was smaller (You know, work and all)
How do you think they were as a kid? (Like, were they shy, noisy, wild, etc) -I believe he was norm, up until certain point. He would like something, loose interest, get sad, get happy, but then... The key happened (when his dad gave it to him) and he decided to exclude “giving up” out of his vocabulary
The most random ship you've seen people have with them -You can’t surprise me. He was shipped with everyone under the sun
A weird headcanon -Yuma can cook pretty good, he’s just lazy
When do you think they were at their happiest? -I feel like when he reunited with Astral.
When do you think they were at their lowest? -Uh yes, 3 episodes of depression when Astral died
Future headcanon -He will become a Duel champion, but then quit, because of constantly changing meta and the fact that you can’t play your favorite deck forever. Power creeping and exploits would be just an end of fun
What do you think is a secret they have that they never told anyone? -That in the beggning he felt lonely, even with friends around (But then Astral canceled his personal space and Me time)
When do you think they acted the most ooc -Yuma is a wild-child. Whatever he does can be explained with “He felt that way” cause that’s how he operates. He just feels that he had to do it... das it solid logic
When do you think they were being "themselves" the most? -When he was trying to save vector from Don Thousand. Cause he clings to his friends like a gum to hair
If they could meet a character from another show/movie/etc, who would be the most fun for them to meet? -I’ll be boring here and say Yusei
The most unnecessary thing they ever did? -Trusting Vector. I know Yuma trust people like Tokonoske, but with Victor it felt bit much, but that’s my perspective
How do you think they would be as a parent? (and if they are a parent, how do you think they would be if they weren't?) -Probably would try mimicking his dad
The funniest scene they had? -There are too many. But the one I like is where he has conversation with Astral about takoyaki and it perfectly represents how my two last braincells work. Source: https://www.tumblr.com/ask-games-from-a-weird-girl/673569359300640768/character-ask-game
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Inspired by @bisexualnathanyoung and @merrilark I'm here to give my opinions (that nobody asked for) about every single thing Rob has been in.
The Umbrella Academy: really good adaptation, Klaus is a work of art. I wish there were a billion seasons
The Last Bus: I mean... way too little Rob in it, but it was fun
Angel Dust: nice voice, bruh
Robot Chicken: nice voice, bruh. But also kinda gross
Trailer Park Boys: anyone please hook me up, I wanna watch the whole thing. I've only seen clips, love his observations about Canadian pizza
Young Offenders: love how he pulled this off even when he was sick. I live for the part about being gay and the protest scene is perfect
Mortal Engines: I like the movie even though it was way longer than it needed to be, but what the hell was that hair? Where does it say Tom needs to have 2005 pop punk hair?
Genius Picasso: Amazing, heartbreaking. Really shows the importance of oral sex. Also, please never paint a beard on Rob ever again, that was weird af
Bad Samaritan: PERFECT MOVIE, I have nothing bad to say about it
Mute: needed more Luba. This movie made me hate Paul Rudd lol we need to know what happened to Luba!!!
Song of Sway Lake: Ye old granny fucker! Love this movie, although it's a bit pretentious (sorry, Ari Gold! I love you, but you know you make things too poetic sometimes and that can rub me the wrong way)
Dicky: that was weird... that was a bit odd... love it
Geostorm: the three minutes Rob is in are masterful (I don't care what anyone says, the accent was good), the rest of it is pure shit
Three Summers: LOVE IT, but what an annoying protagonist. I'm talking about Keevy. Roland is awesome and deserves the world. Also, it did sound like Smells Like Teen Spirit!
Fortitude: what the fuck was that? This show sucks balls, why is Dennis Quaid involved in this? Vladek is hot though and I'm grateful for the full frontal nudity. Lots of people seem very disturbed by the scene, but I like it
Banshee Betty: represents very well the moment Rob was living love wise lol
Jet Trash: ugggggggggggh Lee is sexy, everyone else in this movie is fucking horrible. I hate every single character, especially Vix. Girl, get a personality. And someone please give Rob a burger, he's so thin
The Bigger Picture: it was good, nothing too special, but nice
Rideshare: CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE, does anyone know where I can find it?
The Messenger: Literally traumatized
Moonwalkers: really good, extremely funny. Love the cast, love the story, love the fake moon landing scene, love the tiger pigs
The Exchange: That was kinda cute, not gonna lie
The Road Within: PERFECT, as a person with mental health issues, I cry every single time I watch it. Fuck you, Marie, you're manipulative af. Rob did such a good and respectful job, I love it
Randumb - The Adventures of an Irish Guy in LA: omfg that was disturbing, but represents LA quite well
Anita B: love it, my Jewish heart swells with joy, especially during the Purim scene. Rob speaking Yiddish? UGH, SO HOT! He should've gotten the role of Max for The Book Thief
Love/Hate: overrated
Mortal Instruments: the only thing wrong with this movie is that there is no second one. I wanna see Simon as a vampire so bad! Iconic lines such as "I don't remember anything she'd want me to forget"
Push It: um... interesting. Lots of visuals and stuff.
Rituals: hippie fantasy and I'm living for it
In Love With...: it was cool, don't get exactly what the hell that was, but I was vibing
Immaturity For Charity: HILARIOUS! Very few times I laughed this hard
Me and Mrs. Jones: I don't care what anyone says, I love this show. Criminal what Rob did to his hair after the pilot, and Gemma is way too stupid to be a functional human, but Inca is our queen. Billy is way too charming and I can't cope
Accused: well, that was sad
The Borrowers: this movie has no business being that sexy. The scene with the motorbike? The scene with the bed? The scene in the plane? Spiller could get it and he's only five inches tall
Demons Never Die: very bad horror movie with a very bad name, but Rob was good in it
Misfits: PERFECTION! Nathan Young is the king of my heart. He can do anything to me, I wouldn't stop loving him even after he trippled himself.
Killing Bono: love the movie, love the cast, the soundtrack is immaculate (SPOTIFY, GET THE FUCKING SONGS IN THERE!), way funnier than I expected. Who tf gave Rob such a low harmony? His voice nearly disappeared.
Season of the Witch: average Nicolas Cage movie lol Kay is nice, love to see him on a horse. The ending was fucking wild. I wonder who we have to exorcise to end COVID
Coming Up - Dip: that was really good! The social commentary was actually kinda deep and relevant. I like the ending
A Turtle's Tale: Who the hell looked at Rob and thought he was the right fit for this role? I like it, but it was weird.
Red Riding Trilogy: HEARTBREAKING, I wanna give BJ a hug
Cherrybomb: love it, love the accents, very much early 2000s vibe and it makes me feel things. Luke's dad deserved better. Love the way Rob says the word tape in this
Ghostwood: um, what? Pop off I guess, baby Rob. Cool accent. Tim is how I imagine Nathan in the high school arc @seanfalco
Lowland Fell: what the hell did I just watch? What was the meaning of all that? Not a single person I know has a reasonable explanation for anything that happens in this
Rock Rivals: Guilty pleasure. Addison deserved better, they did him so wrong! I wish I could see Rob singing in this, but the boyband dances and outfits were really good
BitterSweet: needed more Rob. The neck kisses are just *chef's kiss*. Liam is such a good guy
The Summer of the Flying Saucer: I will do anything to watch this movie. I will suck any cock, fuck any ass, lick any pair of balls! PLEASE SOMEONE GET ME A COPY OF THIS MOVIE
An Créatúr: Bruh... what the fuck? Good job acting in another language and seeing Rob act as a little kid was so sweet. The big baby scene was at the same time terrifying and strangely alluring, don't know what that says about me. For legal reasons I'm not gonna comment on the scene where he's fed cake
Bel's Boys: pretty funny, love the clothes Max wears lol evil genius got defeated
The Clinic: Robbie, baby, why did you do this to your hair? At first, this looked like the beginning of a porno. Love the vulnerability of Shane and that tummy close-up was gold. They really violated his mouth there
Young Blades: King Louie is so underrated! I love him. Every scene with him is just gold. We really needed a spin-off about him finding a wife and all. Wish there was a ballet scene.
Foreign Exchange: Really good! First thing I ever saw Rob in when I was 9. You can blame this show for everything. So many good memories, it makes me feel hugged.
An Cuainín: does this short film actually exist? I never found any evidence of it lol if anyone has it, send it my way
A Dublin Story: wow, just wow. The subjects this short film touches on and the way it handles them are amazing, Rob was so young and his acting was already so powerful. He also managed to make Clocker very funny, I like it a lot.
Song For a Raggy Boy: what a pile of bricks, this movie is very very hard to watch. But it's a fun game of Spot the Rob. Lefties rise up!
The Tudors: I know his bit was cut, but boy did I spend hours watching over and over to see if I could spot him.
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Whats wrong with your grilled cheese?
ok so funny story: its not that they go up in smoke or anything, its that i just consistently make them bad trying to find ways to make a good one. ive committed to not looking it up because the first time i was faced with making one for myself rather than having someone else make one for me i asked myself "how hard could it be to grill a cheese?" before making probably the saddest grilled cheese you could imagine. the thing is, i like to cook -- especially things on a stovetop or a grill. so i thought itd be easy. self explanatory. just like pan toasting some bread with a fried egg in it like i have for breakfast nearly every day. i was dead wrong. making a grilled cheese blind is no novice work. up until this point had i taken every grilled cheese with a perfectly consistent golden color across the bread, the perfect brown char -- not too dark -- and uniformly melted cheese my mom had made me for granted. things clicked for me right then. as i stood in front of a lightly smoking pan that contained my culinary sin, i felt my entire world shift. the universe as i had known and lived it for 24 years of my life once again felt like a strange unknowable place. i say this with no exaggeration, it was thrilling. i had been suddenly faced with an unknown i felt i could carve my own path into. i could hone something from nothing. in such a mundane moment any other would cast off as failure i had been spiritually knocked flat on my ass. i mean this in the gravest sincerity my body can muster: i now truly understood what the perfect grilled cheese aspiration in the sims 2 meant. in what i once thought to be a throwaway LOL so randumb XD joke is a powerful revelation about indulging a comfort you never knew you were taking for granted growing up -- but, for the first time, alone. it IS a journey to recreate a small comfort like that in such a specific way. who knows if you will ever be able to recapture it exactly? you could fall short, you could hit it once and never again, you could surpass it, or -- if youre lucky enough -- you could send someone else on that same journey to recreate a comfort you provided them. i dont even like grilled cheeses that much; i just had some bread, some cheese and i guess i was more hungry than i thought.
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THE GOAT(and crow) DILIVARY SERVUSE IS HERE WITH A PACKEGFOR PHINY BOIII!!!
2 big bags were put infront of phiny bois door the both have a note atached (same not on both) that reads: "I HEARD IT WAS YOUR BIRTH DAY PHINPHIN!! SO I ASKED MISS J AND BB TO BRING YOU THIS STUFFS! FROM V!!! :DDD :333" it was all snakes from difrent contrys(no sweets becuse she knows he dosent like them) and randumb presents (a lot of shiny rocks and funny looking stiks but what eals do you expect from someeone who is staying in the forest amd is 7)
from @vthekidfromtheforest
------------------------------ anton hands phiny boi a wraped present then runs tf away becuse pour boi fears all hunters. its a deep red fether pen
from @squire-flowers
“All of this just for me?? You didn’t have to… but thanks a tone still, I really appreciate it wholeheartedly 🥹💕”
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So, has anyone asked about what Simic Combine hybrid creature you'd be? Suppose it's kind of a "fursona" question. I know crustaceans and fish are big, but I've never really followed MtG literature or lore too closely; not sure what other organisms would typify hybrids of the Combine.
Personally, I think a hybrid of tardigrade, otter, ooze and cephalopod would be a neat and also potentially cute thing to have one's mage mutate into. Like 626/"Stitch" meets the Slugcat from the Rain World game, but with tentacles and/or toxoglossan.
Sorry for the randumb...
I haven’t given this a ton of thought, but I think crab legs, tentacles, and ooze would be the primary elements. I know, almost nondescript by Combine standards.
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My Shooting Star!~
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SEXBOMB (SEXBOMB)
YOU'RE MY SEXBOMB~
AND YOU CAN GIVE IT TO ME WHEN I NEED TO COME ALONG-
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AwAWAWAwWUwAWuWA!!1!1!1 SWaApPs TEm SUcH a CoOoOtTZ!!!1!11! TeMmIE wANtz 2 PeT TeM sOoO BaDLYyy!!1!1! UwU
#underswap#underswap mh#temmie#underswap temmie#swap temmie#anonymous#holoskart asks#doodles#holoskart#undertale art#tem can pet other tems?? a bradn new worl open up for tem......#meanwhile mk just feels like they're being relentlessly mocked for their embarrassing randumb xD phase#my favourite thing about this doodle is the jumping temmie's teeny tiny toe beans#tem-k (swap mh temmie)
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Orange
Me: WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!??
Owosa: Calm down sir.
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Contest RESULTS!!
It is time to show the winners of the Spirit Fanart Contest!
It was really hard picking only two winners since I loved all of the entries so much. But I managed to do it somehow.
First an honorable mention:
This lovely piece of shipping art from @awamtrfn ! This one got a good laugh out of me and deserves to be mentioned! And it is a little-known fact that I actually that these two are really cute together ^^ You were SO close to winning a place!
Now for second place:
This piece from @randumbness-productionz is so sweet and just warms my heart to see these two little ones from the ask series having fun! It is so nice to see them getting some attention ^^
And first place is:
This beautiful piece by @ nephdetermined ! This is such a tranquil piece including two characters that I definitely did not expect anyone to remember let alone draw. This is a wonderful job ^^b
Thank you so much to everyone who participated! I will be sending the winners a message so I can get started on the prizes~
I hope everyone had fun with this little contest of mine!
#spirit contest#winners#randumbness-productionz#awamtrfm#nephdetermined#fae#young fae#young far#swap braun#branchie#cherry#briea#spirit#spirit swap#spirit ask
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Unfollow me if you wanna,
#myart#fanart#randumb#just some bad content#if you don't ship Aske with TN just ignore this#i'm not even tagging this#I'm smart enough to not do it
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