#random totally not ded dude

[will0wwisp]

Day 19 : generic Villager

I actually forgot to post this before so opps? it’s all good tho, well not for the halfling. (or child) (prob not child) (although Ralas did ko a child before)

There’s some story going on with this one, about a halfling who was being rather rude to Aza, tho if you saw a demon you might be a bit confrontational too, so Ralas was lik you got issues take it up with me and well he tried punching him and broke his hand on impact, but uh Ralas reflexes made him strike and well lighting punch to face is not good. also pretty sure Mox and Ah’vi had a bet on who would cause issues in town first. Aliatris I think might be done with the gangs tomfoolery, All in all good scene!

[zodiyack]

Hi can you please do a chase graves sfw and nsfw

You got it, darling! HCs below the cut 👀👀

Chase Graves SFW and NSFW HCs

Taglist: @matth1w, @redspaceace-writes, @fandom-puff, @darling-i-read-it, @simonsbluee, @thewarriorprincessxo

Masterlist | iZombie Masterlist

sfw:

Chase can be caring, but he’s protective.

very, protective.

Doesn’t trust having Blaine around you even if he’s there with you, which is understandable, but still

The only person I believe Chase trusts with anything involving you is Enzo (used to be his sister-in-law, but she went ded)

He’s consumed by work with zombies, so forgive him if he seems a little unfocused

nah, just keep bothering him until he gives in

I believe when he puts out zombie laws, he might put out some extra unnecessary ones either in spite of you playfully or to protect you...So kinda both

He’ll roll his eyes and make comments, calling you over-dramatic and such, but after a bit his eyes will soften and he’ll realize how much that hurt you

cuddle time, bitches

He may seem like he cares more about his work than he does you, but in reality, he loves you so much that it scares him

Likes to show you off

PDA is pretty much just something y’all do

Sometimes you’ll wake up to him in his underwear- just cookin breakfast basically naked

He never really wants to, but he will come home and start ranting to you

doesn’t want to drown you in his today but also just can’t help but unwind as you comb your fingers through his hair

He acts super tough and mean but is literally a wittle puppy when he’s alone with you

man-baby

You get ya tan and dye with him if you’re a zombie

if you’re a human during this time...sorry, love, but the following hcs will only work out if you’re willing to become a member of the undead 👀

Becoming the “supreme leader” is stressful, so he’ll either turn to you or be a grouch and avoid you because he wants to act like nothing’s wrong but can’t do so if he looks at you and feels immediate guilt

i think this mans has some of the best lips- kissing them would be dream negl

You wear his hat bc why not

Sometimes you go to his office to visit him during a day where he can’t come home or if he’s been overworking idk

basically, you go to his office just to see him

Sitting on his lap while he works, maybe even falling asleep on him

Chase goes to nudge you again, as you hadn’t responded the last few times he mumbled your name. His legs were falling asleep and you were still unresponsive.

He sighs before taking a closer look at you, body slowly relaxing back into the chair when he notices your unconscious state. A smile slides onto his lips and his back returns to the chair.

Perhaps he can host a little sleepover at the office just this once.

You’re always by his side at events; his hand gripping your waist and holding you close to him

Chase will not hesitate to send his men after anyone who hurts you

fuck having an army, he’ll send himself to yeet that bitch

nsfw:

He’s passionate, probably swinging from nice and soft to dominant depending on how he feels and how you behave

Usually, he likes to spend some time close to you if he’s been working a lot

however, if he’s stressed-

You aren’t planning on walking anywhere within the next week, right?

Oh you were?

too bad.

Kinks? Well... I mean, he gives me a daddy kink vibe but that just might be me 😅

Will not do anything that involves hurting you aside from choking or going at it rough, basically anything aside from knives and shit

Off topic, as he’s not...this, but my mind totally just thought of Chase Graves as Christian Grey lmfao

Maybe some private time in the office after hours? It’s rare that he’ll take you during hours

The windows around the room are glass and see-through dude-

Risks? Love em or hate em, you live a lot

you only live once but zombie style

Stealth: 100

He’s totally a guy that punishes, I can see it.

Chase will destroy your soul and body if you try to tease him at work

so do it

Probably has a kink involving titles after he takes over

shit like supreme leader, sir, etc get him riled up

Seduction: 100

Morning sex is more than likely a thing

I think he’s more touchy feely than he is in front of anyone at Fillmore-Graves; definitely rubbing up against you in the most random of places in the house

I feel like Chase likes giving and receiving, but when he gives- he gives

Judging from that episode with Liv, he’s one hell of a fuck

when he’s in the moment, there’s no stopping him

he an eager boyo

just- ...that whole ass scene but it’s y’all and not just a one day thing, it’s a commitment

Speaking of Episodes with Liv, all I can say is the one where she fell in the pool pretty much sparked more ideas such as... pool sex.

Chase giving after-care is the bomb

Not even sure what to do so I just vibed with it

[thenixkat]

Animorphs notes 3

Book 3

Narrated by Tobias. Getting all of the white kids out of the first I guess

Tobias forgets the color of his eyes after a few weeks as a bird. But he remembers that he had blond hair and was kinda big.

Tobi has also oly been looking at his bird face head on cause otherwise he’d notice how doofy his face looks

Dan’s not holding that hawk prisoner he’s just got shitty animal husbandry. If that 3 ft by 3 ft cage is the only cage he keeps her in. That could just be a travel cage dude uses for the filming for all the info I have and Tobi has already demonstrated that he over anthropomorphises animals

Also Tobi is gonna get that captive bird fucking killed with this Peta shit.

And he does something very unbirdlike infront of multiple people any of whom could be a controller.

And he nearly gets killed doing this.

Tobias is a dumbass that doesnt consider the consequences of shit.

Tobi she’s a fucking bird and there’s a fucking elephant destroying shit and humans causing a ruckus. She’s startled and startled birds fucking fly u numpty!

Rachel chews Tobias out for being a complete idiot and starting that stunt while on fucking air

Ya know what, Tobi’s descriptions of Rachel are starting to make me uncomfortable. And that plus his insistence of talking to Rachel on her solo mission every 5 secs probably means he has some creepy crush on her

Tobi don’t start on that shit you chose to be in morph far more than was safe, was warned multiple times of the time limit and got yerself stuck. Its not a curse if yer fucking responsible.

Applegate skips on the whole redtails also hunt smaller birds and that’s… weird

Tobi assumes that a human smiling when they see a bird means their jealous. Not that like, the person just fucking likes birds and nature and shit and is either going to or going home from a job where they spent hours in a bland cubicle looking at just a computer so hey a cool bird, they must be jelly that they cant fly.

I don’t like Tobias.

Why do the yeerk ships have clocking that hides them in ultraviolet as well when humans can’t see into that range? Wouldn’t it make sense just to cloak along the visible spectrum and save power and also cleaning bills from hitting so many birds and bugs?

Marco is valid.

Also betting that that released hawk is gonna be ded in the next few days.

Also why did Jake not get any info from Cassie on potentially what to feed Tobias? Why isn’t Tobias just fucking living at Cassie’s barn? She could claim that he’s some tame hawk that someone gave to her b/c they couldn’t afford to take care of him any more

Tobias why didn’t you bring up the thing in the sky to the whole group?

Is this brooding angst?

Also if Tobias has been eating random leftovers from Jake for weeks he should be sick as fuck.

Why didn’t anyone call Child Protective Services for Tobias’ case too?

Dead geese

Wolves were recently released in the nearby national parkl/woods

There are mountains nearby, and a coast near by, an abandoned church, a mall next to a construction site

Has Marco been in the mountains before?

Marco, yall only tried to rescue Tom once. That’s not everything you could do. Yall could just fucking kidnap him and fake his death and also tell Jake’s parents so they don’t do anything… rash

Tobias is kinda taking charge of this mission

Tobias doesnt like Marco

Its 20 miles from Cassie’s barn to the mountains

Cassie apparently dosent consider that female wolves might also fight for dominance

None of these kids practiced this morph beforehand even tho they know morphing something for the first time usually leads to some loss of control

Cassie can morph horse. There’s horses plural at her barn. They could have all become horses in the woods to travel the 20 miles then turned into more normal forest animals to blend in once they got there.

Every Time they morph my comparative anatomy classes start fucking screaming in anguish. The knees reversing is not nearly as bad as fingers shriveling and disappearing b/c somebody doesnt know fucking digitigrade limb anatomy

Morphing took Cassie 2 mins

Tobais is a hawkaboo

Alpha. Ick

Jake can’t control his morph and is triggering wolf shit in the others

They really should just fucking demorph and remorph.

Tobias gets frustrated and flies off to clear his head

Too fucking bad we dont get a first person view of turning into a wolf b/c Tobias got himself stuck as his fursona and had to narrate this book

Fake park rangers

No, I’m not going to believe that hork-bajir have T. rex feet b/c these kids know jack and shit about every kinda animal. Also zygodactyl feet make more sense for a tree climber, and would look lovely while kangaroo hopping

Tobias only notes blades on their heads, wrists, elbows and knees.

Tobi mistakes a random group of 5 wolves for his friends

These dumbasses dont demorph and remorph b/c they want to be wolves for the rest of their life

Taxxons are consistently described as fat centipedes

Tobias finds out his hawk body is horny for a lady bird

More misinformation on how wolf packs work

Idiots don’t display submissive behavior and back away to avoid a conflict. Or just flat out fucking run away.

SO the gang are able to demorph at least 7 mins past the two hours time limit. Cassie was in morph the longest yet is the first to finish and then helps the other morph with her coaching skills. Interesting.

SO how long can they really stay in morph? It takes Cassie 2mins to morph, they were at least 7 mins past the window. Cassie spent 69 mins in morph more or less, could she go longer?

Did lying to them about how much time they had left help? How much of morphing is psychological?

Owls can and would eat hawks. Tobias should be concerned about that.

Marco comes up with the idea to drive the alien tanker uncloaked over the city to alert the citizens

Jakes plan is to enter the ship through the pipes as fish. Why would there be a way to get into the rest of the ship from the water tank?

Rachel’s gymnastics group is doing a show in the mall

It bothers me that the kids and books don’t call Iness 226 by their name. B/c conflating the yeerk with their host is… not a good mentality to have

...birds can walk. Does Tobias think the only way birds can move is by flying? He can fucking run, it’d be a cute little flapping waddle but he can fucking run

Tobias loses control kills a rat, has a freak out and tries to commit suicide in front of Rachel. Is thwarted by Marco

Tobias goes feral to avoid his emotions

Tobias goes to see if the female hawk is still alive/maybe a booty call

Ya know I wanna know whats going on with the other animorphs while Tobias is having this crisis

It took Tobias a surprisingly long time to get past his shit and give a damn that a person was about to be brutally murdered in front of him

… how does Tobi’s eye attack work on the hork-controllers? AT what angle is he going to avoid the foot long horns and still hit the eyes?

You can totally hug a damn bird Applegate. People hug birds all the damn time.

Why don’t the two people with osprey morphs? Catch fish? Hell they could work together driving the fish into a net if they’d thought to bring a net.

These kids are so dumb. Marco? Cassie? Morph fucking ospery and see where the fish are!

Toboas gets distracted by the sexy lady hawk durring an important part of the mission

Andalite description: eyes on antler-like stalks, large main eyes, dainty hooves

Why is Visser 3 here now?

Plan gets 500% more dangerous and Jake and Rachel still push for it

Cassie sides with doing the plan over fucking waiting till security cools off and trying again when there’s less chance of death

The hork-controllers shoot a deer but not a bird going out over the lake multiple times

Hork-controller talking shit to a human-controller

Why is there a grate at the top of the water tank that leads in to the rest of the ship?

Tobias genuinely seems to think that there are voluntary hork-controllers given this and his comment in the first book’

Also I don’t like how Tobi keeps refering to non-human people as creatures. This shit probably happened in the other books but fuck it I’m noting it now

Heh. The kids can’t open the grate to escape and are plotting group suicide to avoid capture and infestation.

Its almost like trying to infiltrate a spaceship/tanker through the water take was a very very bad idea.

Tho is they had like mosquito morphs it might have worked

Taxxons can apparently climb like small bugs do.

Tobi steals a gun to kill the ship with

Tobi kills a ship with a gun

Random chance saves the animorphs again and Tobi is the only one to notice the humans falling out of the ship

…. Marco has an osprey morph not bald eagle.

Also! Bald eagles are fish eaters! Why didn’t Rachel morph to make fishing a little easier

Tobi sees the sexy lady hawk die

[zhantilniiraala]

so i had an elaborate narrative of a villainous dream last night

it was pretty fucking great and i'm gonna try to jot down a list of salient points from my subconscious before i forget too much of it. this actually occurred across several sleep cycles as i distinctly remember waking up in the middle because a puppy was licking me a couple of times, but as long as i don't wake up too much in betweensies i have semi lucid dreams and redirect it back to what was happening if i'm liking the experience.

i spent my dream half of the time as flug and half of the time as... flug's... sister???? somebody my sleepbrain made up anyways, she looks like a lot like a mixture of sugar and zacharie from off

flug's sister is into girls and has a bangin gf with blue hair

i'm just gonna call sister person sugar for ease of referral

first half of dream i was sugar and hanging out in a spooky haunted house with several random npcs

it was kind of like saw 2 but instead of jigsaw it was black hat doing all sorts of torturey shit to kill off the group

i get the sense that this was sometime between bh taking over the world the first time and forming his brand and line of villain products, so i guess he hadn't quite gotten tired of just trolling around doing bad guy stuff yet

sugar ended up escaping and leading bh on a merry chase through my standard dreamtime cityscape (my dreams reuse a lot of scenery)

eventually the chase ended up at the wild west section of an amusement park

i believe sugar got away on a train and fled back into a more militarized section of the city

at this point the narrative thread gets a little fuzzy

but eventually i end up as part of a large crowd in a theater who are all apparently competing to be bh's sidekick for his new villain company

i'm also kind of jumping pov between sugar and flug now

nothing to do with the story persay but bh definitely has a black leather vest that he wears sometimes that he was in for part of this while looking at a security cam screen and godDAMN does he look good in it

(also he has hips for days when he so chooses)

idk where this last one came into my brain from but i also have several other subconscious bh headcanons from this shitshow of a dream

like the fact that he has a bottomless hell pit somewhere in bh hq

and he totally does have hair sometimes, it's just a wig type thing so also technically a hat

sometimes the hair is different colors (perhaps he hadn't settled squarely on the bh brand appearance and logo yet?)

i guess the true hc here is that he shapeshifts all the gd time to mess with people

so at this point bh has given a speech about wtf all us aspiring sidekicks are doing here and pov settles on flug

crowd is advised to go to the bathroom beforehand

we have a view of the outside of the public restroom in bh hq and it's unisex, i guess bh is progressive

so anyhow there's a wild gauntlet of deadly challenges to pick a sidekick, most of the others are super extra dead

this isn't regular ded

this is ADVANCED ded

flug makes it though

one of the final challenges is some sort of evil game show with inscrutable rules known only to bh (who is the host obv)

flug does very well using the power of SCIENCE(tm) to determine the identity of an explosive substance and how it can best be used

also the other two game show competitors end up being sugar and a 5.0.5 lookalike

there's another wacky chase scene through the warehouse (of evil) where this is taking place

flug has gunshoes to go faster (but made of test tubes). they serve the same purpose. i'm calling them gunshoes.

the three reach the end of the and find that the ultimate prize is not being a sidekick to bh, but just escaping with your life

but bh drops some kind of vague hint about being persistent

it was very disappointing and the three wander off to commiserate

they wind up in a bathroom

because my subconscious is apparently bathroom-centric??????

and while flug (still me btw) is poopin he has an epiphany

(the best ideas sometimes come while poopin after all)

and inadvertently tells the other two that if only they go back again to show their persistence, maybe they will actually be chosen

flug feels like a dumbass because the other two immediately run back to the hq, while he is stuck mid poo

he sadly washes his hands (personal hygiene is important) and meanders back to hq feeling sorry for himself

when he gets outside the door he sees sugar leave and run off with her gf so clearly something went wrong

then goes inside and finds that the 5.0.5 was actually a dude in a bear suit and he's gone absolutely batshit crazy in the past few minutes since they parted ways

it seems that bh was waiting there and does some horrifying eldritch shit with his face

and flug is just like "neat"

so i guess the job description includes not going insane and/or tossing one's cookies whenever bh does something truly cthuloid

which let's be real is like a regular tuesday for him

so hey! flug gets the jorb

also as an afterthought/series of observations that have been semipresent in the subtext for a while now but can't get across without directly addressing them

i have the sense that bh definitely does not do "personal space"

particularly when either angry (often) or very excited/hyperfocused on something (not often)

so poor little nerdling flug

whose main source of social contact is ranting at people who are wrong on the internet

and whose main source of PHYSICAL contact is various lab animals

(and who already has a great deal of professional supervillain admiration for bh)

has promptly developed an unhealthy crush

which bh tolerates only because flug is aro as heck and there's no gross attempts at a display of affection

so yeah flug is mmmmmdefinitely into that

Bad Shit

[cha-inyeon]

11 Questions

tagged by the adorable @minhyukwithagun to do the 11 questions tag! (your answers were all so funny and relatable im ded bye i can’t even hope to be half as entertaining) 

1) oh shit dude it’s the apocalypse that’s not good. you + three idols of your choosing team up and try to survive together - who’s coming with you and what’s your team name?

ah shit i’m not good at this stuff man uhhh i think i’d choose key from shinee (because he wouldn’t take anyone’s shit and he’d be the type to slap you upside the head and tell u to get ur act together if u started crying), hakyeon (because he would naturally slip into that leader mode and would be able to kind of bring everyone together and make sure things get done) and eunji from apink (bc i think she would also take no shit and she would really be able to knock sense into everyone and get things done with no nonsense) and our team name would be something totally fcking cheesy and lame that pretends to be inspirational like THE UPRISING or some shit lmao 

2) what was your favourite hair colour on y idol and what hair colour do you hope they’ll do next? :o

CAN WE TALK ABOUT BLONDE HAKYEON CAN WE PLEASE JUST /SOBBING/ TALK ABOUT BLONDE FCKING HAKYEON FOR LIKE 5 SE C O N DS BECAUSE IT W A S  A GIFT FROM A BOVE A FCKING G I F T but honestly i’d love to see hakyeon blonde again or like a blue-silver? like on and on era but with more of a blue tone to it 

3) what’s your fave kpop lyric the one that you just feel in your soul

from tablo’s song “thankful breath” when he says “I still have a lot of empty notebooks to fill; i still have a lot of people to take care of, a lot of questions i haven’t asked and a lot of answers i haven’t heard” that’s like a super rough translation from my head SORRY but honestly i’d tattoo this lyric on my body

4) what’s your fave fantaken pic of a bias of your choosing?

i love this picture of hyungwon so much its saved to my phone 

5) on that note, what’s your fave meme of a bias of your choosing?

literally any time btob has ever done anything on the red carpet I BIAS ALL OF THEM DON’T @ ME

6) take a random person who isn’t ur bias. would that person conceivably win in a fight against g-dragon. :/

literally any idol would win in a fight against g-dragon i mean have u seem him he weighs like 3 pounds i love him to death but he’s tiny af

7) what’s your fave comeback on 2017 for girlgroups, boygroups and soloists?

girlgroups - dreamcatcher’s “fly high” 

boygroups - vixx’s “shangri-la” 

soloists - iu’s “palette” 

8) do you share a zodiac sign with any of your faves?

uhhh really there aren’t enough aries in this world but ken is one ;;;; and jonghyun from shinee

9) give a kpop song for the following categories, the first one that comes to mind:

a bop - “mysterious” by hello venus

a jam - “hunt” by day6

a banger - “monster” by exo 

10) what concept do you wish x band would do next?

/BANGS POTS AND PANS TOGETHER/ GIVE ME A VIXX CIRCUS CONCEPT, WHAT DO WE WANT? A VIXX CIRCUS CONCEPT! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW!! 

11) do you love me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

N O

yes OFC I DO BBY 

and i’m honestly too lazy to write my own questions rn because im a literal pos but maybe i will get around to it ajfldksjflakjfdls

[serene-serein]

Save Yourself, Don’t Watch Death Note

I documented my thoughts while watching the new Death Note movie so...here you go.

1. Music is nice 2. Tf is this opening scene 3. ....the quiz ?????? 4. edgy hair and all 5. Typical misunderstood girl 6. THE CIG?????? 7. what's with the dramatic wind???? did no one else see the book?? (1:37:26) 8. random hard rain???? 9. Bullies wtf 10. the girl 11. light WTF (1:36:34) 12. he sounds like an 8 year old 13. he acts like an 8 year old 14. Mia lied cuz she a ho 15. Light shut up UR SO EDGY!!! (1:35:21) 16. HIS MOM??? SHOULDNT BE DEAD?? 17. okay principal is a dick but tbh it's an edgy movie what did I expect 18. he still likes her why 19. detention?????? 20. he looks so gross 21. HE ACTS GROSS WTH (1:34:12) 22. the book looks gross 23. EW CREEPY TONGUE LICK 24. why r u reading it out loud 25. the book has been used?? why?? what?? 26. also there should be lines 27. RYUK??? BBY?????? he didn't try to scare him  in reality unmmmm what 28. "Hello?" @ monster (1:32:55) 29. RYUK LOOKS COOL DUDE 30. screaming omg I'm dead kill me 31. THE SCREAMING (1:32:14) 32. u fuckin child 33. APPLE! 34. cool voice 35. more screaming 36. AND THEN HES FINE????????? 37. "I'm asleep" stereotype 38. I love Ryuk babe 39. but what'd they do to him 40. LIGHT'S FACEEEEE IM DED (1:30:47) 41. bullies aren't like that um 42. so now Ryuk is the bad guy? 43. "I don't have a pen" 44. why does Ryuk have a pen 45. WHY IS LIGHT LISTENING 46. um wtf 47. DECAPITATION??????? 48. "Watch" IM 49. HIS FACE (1:29:02) 50. decapitated by a ladder 51. GORE IS OFF THE CHARTS 52. and then Ryuk is like "k now here lemme accept it" 53. WHAT (1:28:15) 54. apparently his dad is a drunk and they live in a trailer 55.  Light is apathetic towards the bully dying and so is the dad 56. "death of someone? meh. cheating? OH DEAR GAWD" 57. edgy kid and so disrespectful (1:26:53) 58. ......what is this family ??? 59. Light is so disrespectful and the dad doesn't even care 60. edgy music 61. A P P L E 62. what, u gonna kill ur daddy? 63. "Don't trust Rie-uk" NOT HOW U SAY IT 64. monster in the closet ;) (1:25:06) 65. let's play with the creature in the closet! 66. human hand 67. fast eating 68. screaming again 69. "Ree-you-k" a so much better 70. casually talking (1:24:13) 71. what is this... 72. "UR FINGERS R HUGE" WHAAAAT [funny line tho cuz that’d be me] 73. "No shark attacks while someone's on the toilet" admittedly funny 74. they act as if this is a casual occurrence 75. IGNORES RULES AND WARNINGS AND DECIDES TO KILL OKAY YEAH SURE (1:22:45) 76. "Gotta get mummy's killer" oh give me a break 77. Of course he's gorging himself 78. *from earlier* light didn't care about the bully dying for more than two seconds 79. that's..such an improbable way to die (1:21:10) 80. bad hiding 81. Light is so bad at hiding 82. "Ur ma was a hippie" oh okay that explains his name 83. UM LIGHT WTF UR SO BAD AT ACTING 84. EVERYONE IS BAD AT ACTING KMS 85. fuckin Ryuk 86. I like his face tho is cool (1:19:43) 87. openly uses book in school 88. "Kenny was a sociopath... i wish id seen it" 89. Mia is a bitch 90. they're awkward 91. she's so weird 92. BAD ACTING ABOUT IT 93. "Can't tell you" "k bye" "U WANNA KNOW?" (1:17:54) 94. she doesn't see Ryuk 95. "Ur poetry sucks" funny 96. HIS FUCKING FACE WHEN SHE SEEs IT 97. "I have a death god" and she S M I L E S and then just stays cuz it's so normal 98. "Lemme kill someone to prove to you" (1:16:27) 99. same school thing okay that's fine 100. why wouldn't the police just shoot him 101. Hit by a truck and that's not how it....I'm..what 102. "I killed him" BITCH RUN 103. he's a sociopath. simple 104. she doesn't care (1:14:55) 105. okay so he has an easy excuse. mommy issues 106. "Think I'm crazy?" "No, not crazy enough. we could change the world" 107. sneaking into the house together what 108. why am I spending time watching this 109. STOP KISSING PLS 110. "YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ASK" Oh okay so no consent? sure fine totally (1:13:40) 111. and they have sex okay sure 112. HIS FACE IS WHAT 113. creepy relationship 114. kissing while killing 115. Asian guy killed 116. laughing at it 117. THEY made up the name? oh hell no (1:12:08) 118. OH MY GOD "killer in Japanese so they'll look on the wrong continent" 119. laughing at it all 120. riots for him????? I can't even tbh 121. Kira is suddenly a good guy for everyone okay sure whatever u ass 122. HEY IS IT L HEY HEY 123. "Tokyo nightclub" YOU ASSES (1:10:00) 124. hey it's my boy L yo 125. he looks stupid snooping around the scene 126. bad acting 127. L is cool ig 128. I'm so confused what is this 129. very very bad acting 130. ....THE SINGING!!!!! 131. and somehow L falls asleep to it (1:07:48) 132. obvious green screen 133. Light is so obvious 134. "Is there a complaint department if I don't like one of Kira's choices" I like the dad he's funny 135. dad ig looks similar in a whitewashed way 136. all the papers on the ground and "eat shit" cuz that's normal 137. the screen wasn't even in a phone call okay 138. Watari never showed his face (1:04:57) 139. why is his dad so rude 140. no voice changer 141. he's so messy what 142. candy obsession 143. thanks for the true to anime sitting that's good 144. HOW DO YOU KNOW SEATTLE? 145. oh first kill? (1:03:49) 146. and now she's manipulative 147. "It's not like that" How do you know?? 148. not bad representation of L 149. you can't tell his age go away 150. ice cream pfft 151. "REST YOUR GLUTES" Funny 152. how did the police miss that (1:01:14) 153. why would you trust Light's dad then 154. speaking with Kira okay that's actually realistic 155. L never, and I mean NEVER, showed his face publicly 156. does light have nothing better to do 157. "He's a coward" Oh yeah do it 158. Ryuk I love you (59:17) 159. Ryuk laughing ily 160. okay so you got it light that sure okay fine 161. "THEN, James, ID BE DEAD" I love him 162. funny scene 163. why is Light sneaking downstairs You're so Obvious 164. SO OBVIOUS WTH 165. ...how is his dad so...oblivious 166. irony 167. ...more obviousness wth (56:53) 168. "A particularly bright kid" no he obviously isn't 169. stalker is obvious 170. and she's the manipulater okay 171. "Care-a" 172. SASSY LIGHT WOOT 173. she's a bitch 174. she's going to write in it isn't she 175. probably took it 176. she's a bitch okay (54:39) 177. *from earlier* why'd they change the if you touch the note thing 178. oh so the heart attack thing is back 179. agent franks is being controlled 180. L is shocked sureeeeeeeee not how he is tbh 181. what's this pop music I like it 182. inappropriate timing tho 183. and they walk off the building I'm screaming okay whatever 184. in Japan? what 185. screaming about the death note in school 186. OBVIOUSLY IT WAS HER 187. Ryuk is so sassy 188. okay so Ryuk’s killing them? Jesus that's not how it works 189. you can't kill a god of death idiot 190. what's with the name thing (51:37) 191. she's so demented 192. his dad already what is going on 193. she's insane and wanting to kill his dad.... 194. SHES TRYING TO GET HIM TO KILL HIS DAD?!?! 195. Mia what the actual fuck 196. L isn't bad 197. his dad is ready to die? (49:22) 198. is he going to kill his dad cuz I feel like he is 199. what's with L's old phone? 200. okay so he's figured out who Kira is 201. what's with the sleeping? 202. I love how Ryuk is in the book Light is reading 203. casual approaching 204. HIS SITTING L I like you 205. confronting him... 206. LIGHT IS SASSY 207. why is Ryuk like this I wonder (46:53) 208. cool lighting tho 209. giving himself away 210. face shown 211. why are they fighting 212. "I dont even carry a gun, it's distracting" best line 213. L is actually cool 214. light is fucking insane 215. no one notices the fighting 216. ew here SHE is again 217. push her into the mud she's ugly 218. "I'm a cheerleader. nothing mattered before you" best excuse 219. "I love you" I'm.. (44:16) 220. ew ew ew ew ew they're so gross 221. you need his full name um 222. not going to kill Watari 223. only 1 name able to be burned okay 224. creepy monk orphan 225. CREEPY MONK ORPHANAGE 226. why is Watari listening 227. Mia go away pls 228. L doesn't think this is weird with Watari? (41:18) 229. the tattoo is cool behind L’s ear but why is it there 230. I like L actually 231. he freaks out? unlike his character  232. top hat 233. casual L 234. so obvious um 235. girl isn't even gone and now they're talking 236. unlike L's character (39:21) 237. she's still there 238. Police brutality UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM 239. CHOKE HOLD?! 240. THREATENING TO KILL L!!! 241. UM LIGHT WHAT THE FUCK 242. WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK 243. AND HIS FUCKING FATHER???? (38:18) 244. pfft Ryuk 245. "Is there anything I need to know" he would 100% support Kira 246. L in the background 247. completely calm after this ???? 248. did they not look into the girl 249. why is Watari singing 250. Light is so obvious 251. THE TOPHATTT 252. Watari is probs going to die (35:41) 253. CREEPY ORPHANAGE 254. ghostly panting???????????? [subtitles] 255. Ryuk can't..I'm ...what 256. this is actually a cult tho 257. secret tunnel okay yes 258. what's with the weird music (34:12) 259. why is L so strung out 260. awkwardly morose 261. homecoming awkwardness 262. TOP HAT 263. middle fingers wouldn't be allowed 264. rat 265. I bet Watari is going to die. Light will probably be too late to/forget to burn the page 266. what happened to the monks? why did they leave the papers? plot hole 267. top hat 268. frosted tips like [ex’s name] 269. "Normal people scare me" the worst thing yet (31:32) 270. called it. Watari is dead 271. I don't get what the page 272. ohh to burn his name 273. she's fucking creepy and weird 274. and Light doesn't really care 275. top hat (29:21) 276. and then hugging 277. she's insane..... 278. "I saved you again" I'm screaming 279. ....what the actually hell is wrong with her. LIGHT FUCKING DUMP HER 280. I absolutely hate her 281. why is she able to write in it 282. ...and of course she killed him 283. she's insane, like actually completely insane (27:35) 284. What's with all the rules thing 285. I ACTUALLY HATE HER WHAT THE HELL 286. Ryuk wouldn't let this happen he isn't a bad guy 287. L is now even more insane and going to kill Light 288. inappropriate music 289. Light's ugly running (26:19) 290. why didn't he burn his own page 291. why didn't he put her in there towards the end so she couldn't see it 292. Plot holes 293. WRITE HER FING NAME (24:50) 294. did he leave the book 295. L is coming for you bitch also he can't drive so 296. inappropriate music and close ups 297. L is cool lol look @ his awesome running 298. ohhhh he's cool (23:22) 299. parkour 300. Light's running is like not pressing the correct buttons on a quick time 301. L's running is awesome 302. nice lighting tbh 303. KILL HIM KILL HIM (21:50) 304. "Lord Kira" kill me 305. is this supposed to be a romantic scene when she wrote his name in the book? 306. he's carrying a gun like literally what 307. he should kill her (20:30) 308. KILL HER KILL HER 309. inappropriate music 310. "Lets run away together" 311. she's insane and still smiling 312. he probs wrote her name (19:28) 313. probs pushes him out 314. oh look @ Ryuk 315. OH YESSSSSS HE KILLED HER OH YES 316. his reasoning 317. "You said you loved me I thought you wouldn't take it" you moron (18:17) 318. why would you take it back 319. did she already burn his page? 320. why is Ryuk involved 321. shouldn't they both die? they're both in it 322. THE MUSIC IS BACK WHAT 323. the book why would you catch it 324. THE MUSIC IS SO INAPPROPRIATE IM SCREAMING (16:51) 325. oh there they go! bye bye b 326. I love Ryuk's smile 327. the slowmo 328. everyone's faces 329. the flowers exploding 330. is Light alive???? 331. is she??? 332. I'm confused tbh (16:02) 333. she's dead 334. L is still alive yay! 335. free death note page 336. omfg it burned no 337. Light is alive probs 🙄 338. who took the random book? (14:45) 339. more killings 340. apparently everyone hates L?? that's not how he was treated 341. Who is this guy that picked up the book 342. why would you give back the book (13:42) 343. such an obvious place to leave it 344. the phone screen isn't on a call 345. is he going to wake up 346. yes 347. oh and he keeps the book you weirdo 348. she was insane why is he sorry 349. his dad is ugly and gross go away (12:10) 350. WAIT PLOT HOLE he was supposed to be in a coma but his dad knocked. his dad wouldn’t know he’s awake? 351. Dad somehow doesn't care it was Light 352. L what are you doing 353. is his dad going to join in... oh no 354. why would you need to write all this down idek man 355. what is L doing..oh nvm wait why did he act surprised by this (9:07) 356. so now L is thrown off course? oh going to write Light's name? 357. do it son, pls do it he's ugly 358. inappropriate music 359. Ryuk laughing (7:30)