#rand kian whiskey

[suckinitup]

🐜 <- his name is rolan deep. everyone want him

[bugsinthebayou]

its funny cause i actually thought about the albatrio hnoc cause i was relistening to mechs again and started with kian/rand/rolan blood and whiskey and cried so hard

kian/rand/rolan blood and whiskey

[superblykeenchaos]

And yeah everything is fine... So what if Barc is a little more jumpy around them than usual? The poor pups been through the same shit they all have. He's just not comfortable sleeping in the same bed as Rand anymore, it's not like he hasn't done that for years or anything.

They all roadtrip back to Hollywood and Kians giant ass mansion. And they definitely don't notice how every tree sort of blurs together on the way there... And how they all go without a bathroom break for 30 or so hours.

And so what if Rand and Kian instinctively spit up their 'fuck yeah we survived' glasses of whiskey? Kians been gone for a week it probably just went bad in that time, it's not like it was top shelf stuff or anything.

silly thoughts moment but spoiler warning anyway for the ending of jrwi blood in the bayou

jrwi bitb au where they defeat the queen, save everyone, get out of galloway by the skin of their teeth and just. funny stuff happens ig? mostly just kian and rand trying VERY hard to hide the fact that their best friend is An Insect. like comically. like they cover his freaking praying mantis arm with whatever’s available (blankets and jackets and probably a curtain at some point) and make him wear sunglasses whenever people are around. also it turns out barcode has been hunting the bug monsters the whole time he’s been not present. like they find him covered in bug guts but he’s fine. he tries to eat rolan. everything is weird and different now and they’re all traumatized, (their sanity isn’t as bad as in canon) but they’re OK and they’re ALIVE and now they really should get around to finishing that dnd campaign.