#ran ran ran rannnn

[seraphdreams]

ran has a big dick to the point it hurts a bit when you fuck until the hilt is buried in your pussy. but when ran fucks you with just the tip, you squirt thrice in 15 minutes.

dior… you’ve ruined me with this, i genuinely can’t formulate a response i’m just… cause yeah, his tip is fat n pretty n the hardest to take out of all of him, yet he slides it in n out with such precision that you can’t even blame yourself for going dumb in a matter of two minutes

[mistywaves98]

pantalone and cockwarming pretty pleaseee!! i think, he would totally tease you and be mean if you shift around too much while he’s trying to do important paperwork! he says he’ll play with you later but minutes pass and he just continues to work with that same smile :(( he’s so frustrating

✧･ﾟ:* ->A/N: RANNNN I'm so sorry I got to this so lateeee it's literally been a year 💀💀 and I apologize for it being short too 😭

✧･ﾟ:* ->Pantalone x Fem! Reader

✧･ﾟ:* ->¡Warnings!: NSFW, Cockwarming, You're his assistant, An eensy weensy bit of degradation, Pet names (dear, sweetheart), Not really much to be warned about here!

✧･ﾟ:* ->Minor writing smut! DNI if uncomfy!

"What have I told you about attempting to distract me while I work, hm?" A gloved hand moved down to hold your hip with a bruising grip, making you halt your actions on Pantalone's lap,"But sir, it's been hours!" "Only one and a half to be exact, sweetheart. Instead of worrying about the amount of time you've spent on my cock, you should work on your ability to tell time." Even if it wasn't hours, it certainly felt like it. A groan of frustration passed through your pouty lips as you buried your head in his chest, while holding his shoulders tightly.

This was absolute torture, having to be stuffed to the brim with your superior's cock while he did his work as a painstaking pace. You couldn't even move either, not with his hand keeping your hip in place, effectively preventing you from trying anything. Everytime you attempted to convince him to give you any kind of friction, he would simply give you that signature, charming smile of his as he placed a finger on your lips to shush you. 'Just one more paper,' he'd say, but then one would turn into two and then three...until your patience ran thin again and the whole process would repeat itself.

Your face was flushed a bright red as desperation began to seep in. The head of his cock was nudged against your sweet spot, making you squirm everytime it twitched inside of you. If only you could move just a bit...

"Ah ah ah, what did I just tell you? Do you want me to punish you for disobedience?" His velvety voice rang in your ears. At this point, you almost nodded your head. You wouldn't mind being punished, if it meant he would finally fuck you. Pantalone saw the neediness in your eyes and smirked knowingly. He patted your hip as if to soothe you even though you were clearly too riled up by now,"Aww are you getting impatient? Does my little assistant want me to bend her over the desk and rail her like the little whore she is?" To that question you eagerly nodded, hope filling your eyes for a moment, only to be crushed when when you saw his smile widen and his eyes glinting with cruelty.

"You know what they say, dear...Patience is key. If you want me to give you the pleasure that you desire, you have to be a good girl and let me finish my paperwork in peace," He suddenly leans in, his mouth right by your ear as he speaks in a sweet tone that clearly holds an underlying threat,"If you don't and dare to move an inch, you will be denied your orgasm for the entire night, all while I use your pretty body for my pleasure, understood?" All you can do is nod weakly as he flashes you a grin, kissing your forehead before picking up one of the documents on his desk to review.

You're definitely in for a long night...

[kenzuieee]

ran haitani x spoiled gf

nothing..just some ran headcanons

ran haitani who doesn’t even try to hide the fact that hes staring at you while being behind the wheel of his bugatti la voiture noire.

ran haitani whose eyes glance from the street infront of his eyes to you. he practically undress you with them anytime theres a red light as his left hand grips the steering wheel whilst his right hand caresses your plush thighs. 

y/n who has to constantly remind ran to focus on the road as he keeps losing focus due to y/n quite literally seducing him without even knowing it.

y/n who constantly runs up ran’s bank card almost every day without a care in the world ? why should she care ? her boyfriend is ran haitani for fucks sake !!

y/n who puts her pretty feet painted white on ran’s dashboard as she mindlessly scrolls on instagram.

“rannn, do you think this would look good on me ?” you ask as you show the older haitani the most basic dress ever with a big smile plastered over your face.

“baby..that dress is so plain and simple for $2000.” he chuckles as he eyes the short black wool and silk dior dress on your cracked iphone 14 pro max. “and when did you crack your phone love ? i just bought it two months ago.”

you huff and pout as you lean back into the black seat of his luxury car. “so you’re saying it’d be ugly on me ?” you roll your eyes and continue, “and its the screen protector idiot.”

“i didnt say that love, anything looks good on you. i just dont think its worth that price.” ran mutters.

“whatever ran, im still going to buy it” you roll your eyes again while putting the dress in your cart, along with the DIOR ADDICT LIP GLOW OIL and some simple red bottom heels to match the dress. 

ran haitani who would definitely buy his girlfriend skims okay ?

you never have any luck with skims drops, as if anyone ever does. so you find yourself constantly complaining to ran about how what you want is never in stock or everything being sold out before you can even get to it. honestly, you weren’t TELLING ran to buy you skims, you were just complaining about the unfortunate situation thats been happening for months and months with each drop.  so when you and ran haitani left another bonten meeting at a bonten owned club, he told you about how he had a surprise awaiting you at your shared penthouse.

a series of “rannnn, what is it ? will you tell me please ?” flooded his ears during the car ride home that he simply smiled and answered with a simple “you’ll see.”

uppon arrival you see two large delivery boxes sitting upon the doorstep and you question what it could be. ran carries them inside with ease. ran removes his shoes after taking the boxes inside and tells you to sit infront of him and open the packages. you look at him with a puzzled face but nonetheless, you open the first box.

anticipation kills you as you remove the loads of packing peanuts and tissue to finally see a clear bag that says “SKIMS” on it and you almost pass out. 

“babeee” you look at him with puppydog eyes “did you really ? is all of this for me” you look at him as hes pouring some tequila into a clear glass with a cigarette between his lips. he looks at you, winks, and tells you to try everything on for him. of course, the first set you try on for him is the “fits everybody micro thong” and the “fits everybody micro triangle barlette.”

hi pookies, first post ig :3 this is the first “fanfic” i’ve written ig (?) lmk how i did and should i write a nsfw part 2 ? idk !! ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶

[tallmadgeandtea]

Y’ALL. Y’ALL. YOU ALLLLL. I don’t even know where to begin. So yesterday was The Conference. I got there bright and early, and I don’t know I felt, but I didn’t feel terrible. Then I attended some panels and I was like oh… am I… doing everything wrong. I didn’t feel great, obviously! So during lunch break I ran to the library and laid on the floor.

THEN, God, it was time to go to MY panel. Shaking panicking. I knew my presentation style was good, but I thought my paper was absolute garbage— which I didn’t before I heard the other papers and other panels. Then, when it came to Q&A, someone only asked me one question. I wanted to curl up into a ball and never come back.

After I almost cried in a restaurant, I told my parents “let’s go home please” and then I got an email from my prof saying “hopefully you’re back for the awards.”

SO I RAN. RANNNN. Entered the reception by falling up the stairs in front of everyone. And THEN I WON MY CATEGORY!! MY PAPER WAS ACTUALLY GOOD!! IT HAD A CONVINCING ARGUMENT!

So that’s how yesterday went! I’m still riding that high. FOR WAR AND WASHINGTON BABEY!!!

[blissfulxsins]

Little things-Wally Clark

You and Wally were smitten with each other. It didn't help that your boyfriend embodied golden retriever energy at all times. His bubbly personality was what initially drew you in.

Wally's love language was entirely physical touch so it was no surprise that you could find each other constantly seeking out the other's touch.

It was a pretty typical thing to find you two cuddled up on the sofa, much to everyone's dismay. Wally ran his fingers across your hair as you rested your head on his shoulder and fiddled with his necklace nervously as you often did in times of uncertainty. The discovery that Maddie could speak to someone from the living realm had really rocked you. Millions of questions raced through your mind as your fingers clutched at the cool gold chain as you soaked in the comfort and safety wally offered.

"Hm?" Wally hummed with his eyes closed as he rested his head atop yours.

"What?" You swallowed quietly, avoiding his questioning glance. He could always tell when you needed his attention the most.

"You're fidgeting, what are you thinking about." He asked before pressing a reassuring kiss to your temple. A quiet sigh left your lips as you relaxed slightly in his arms before replying.

"If maddie can talk to the living-I just thought about-" She said quietly thinking about her family, a really sensitive subject as her family had returned to the school every year on the anniversary of her death, 25 years she had watched her parents weep in each other's embrace as they mourned the loss of their daughter. She watched as the wrinkles appeared and the gray hair grew, all the while she was trapped eternally at 17.

You were lucky to have Wally, you never felt more comfortable than you did when you were laying against his chest messing with that god damn gold chain that you had become obsessed with.

"No matter what happens, i've got you, you know that right?" He asked as he lifted your chin slightly with his fingers so that your eyes met his. Your fingers dropped the cool change as you melted into his embrace and your lips pressed against his.

"I think I would love you in any life." You said after you pulled away, your forehead resting against his

"I'll settle for this one for now." He winked before dipping his head back down.

credit to the lovely @pssyinboots who posted about playing with wally's chain and i rannnn with it so i hope this isn't terrible!

[luvpooks]

꧁༺ 𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓫𝓸𝓸 𝔁 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓻 ༻꧂

GᖇOᑕEᖇY TᖇIᑭ:0

summary: in which the house runs out of food and m/n and ranboo take it upon theirselves to restock.

warnings: he/him pronouns!! /// mentions sextoys (AS A FUCKING JOKE I PROMISE) /// kms joke /// i think that's all!!

"fuck..." m/n muttered. to his dismay there was...no fucking food.

"rannnn!" m/n called out to his lovely amazingly tall boyfriend.

"yessss?" ranboo said as they walked into the kitchen.

m/n looked deep into ranboos eyes and said with the straightest face he could muster.

"there is no fucking food."

"oh..." ranboo responded.

"ran...do you know what this means!" m/n continued.

"oh god...not today i cant do it..." ranboo pleaded to the higher beings of the world.

"GROCERY TRIP!!!" m/n exclaimed.

m/n loved shopping especially walmart. he had no reason except that he loved to take photos of the most randomest things he could find.

(he usually made ranboo take pictures of him with the fucking sextoys)

he said that it was #relatable and #thefunniestthingintheworld

"god please spare me-" ranboo pleaded.

m/n grabbed ranboos arm and shook him around.

"DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!! FUNNY PICTURES!" m/n exclaimed once more.

ranboo was truly just sulking as m/n took hours of their time there just taking photos of random ass shit.

"let's go, let's go, let's go!" m/n said excitedly.

ranboo simply sighed and he finally accepted his fate and replied.

"...let me get ready..."

m/n was practically a fucking ball of sunshine currently, nothing could ruin his mood.

after ranboo got ready- which to m/n felt "like fucking forever"- they were off to the most wonderful place in all the lands of the united kingdom... WALMART!

m/n forced ranboo into his car- which was a matte black dodge challenger because yes.

m/n was practically bouncing in his seat as he got his seatbelt on.

"because i'm so nice ran- you can choose the music!" m/n said.

ranboo brightened up a little with that sentence.

"gladly!"

god m/n fucking regretted that decision.

ranboo made them listen to the most depressing shit and then would switch to that damn peaches song by jack black.

"i'm actually gonna kill myself- this is it, this is my 13th reason." m/n grimaced.

"aww don't do that m/n that'll kill you!" ranboo joked.

"i'm going to fucking leave you in the walmart parking lot and let you get stolen into a white van that said leon kennedy was inside." m/n monologued.

"first off: i'm way to tall to be the target of a kidnapping. second off: i would go into a white van WILLINGLY if it said leon kennedy was inside." ranboo argued.

"you know what... i dont even blame you- bro is so fucking fine." m/n drooled.

finally after a good 15 minutes they arrived to walmart.

ranboo was preparing himself for this torturous journey. while m/n on the other hand was thinking about all the places he would go to take photos of.

to say the least... he was excited.

once that got out the car m/n immediately intertwined their fingers and dragged ranboo to the entrance of the store.

then m/n had the greatest idea to ever fucking exist.

"ran- ran- ran- im gonna get one of the handicapped carts."

"m/n please don't what if you just took away an elderly woman's only way to get around here." ranboo worried.

i reached my hands to lay on ranboos shoulders and spoke.

"this is far more- more important than an elderly woman possibly falling and fucking dying."

m/n instantly unplugged the cart and sat on it and he began rolling quite slowly.

"ran- you need to experience this... it's so fun please!" m/n begged.

m/n i love you- but hell no my morals can't do it." ranboo explained.

m/n gasped.

"this is a betrayal..."

m/n began dramatically tearing up as he rolled his way to the first place they had to go.

to m/n unbeknownst ranboo had taken a photo of him rolling around in the cart and posted it on twitters captioning it as such: they see him rolling- they hating!

they decided to go to the food isles first as they were going to be responsible adults for once in their lives.

they found the food that needed quite easily but then m/n found his first victim of his random photo terror.

the mr beast cookies.

"ranboo think about the clout we will get! and the funny's PLEASE RAN!" m/n begged.

"ok okok fine.." ranboo took out his phone and waited for m/n to get into position.

m/n opted for the best pose of the century.

the crab as he liked to call it.

you see m/n was incredibly flexible- so he was able to do very odd poses as is his spine was just nonexistent.

the only way to explain this pose is m/n spreads his legs out about shoulder length wide and he forces his spine to take his head to the floor as he held the bag next to his face.

"ranboo it's time! clout time!" m/n exclaimed.

ranboo sighed and took the photo.

m/n asked quite nicely for once in his life if he could caption it though he didn't exactly take no as a answer.

"can i caption it- k thanks"

m/n took the phone out of ranboos hands and caption the photo

'the crabs got out and they want clout'

m/n showed his masterpeice to ranboo and he let out a loud laugh.

"GOD, i forgot how funny you can be!"

"i know right!" m/n replied.

finally they were finished in the food isle but m/n had to make one more stop.

"ranboo... it's time." m/n said with upmost glory.

"please god no m/n please spare me from going there.." ranboo begged.

"i'm sorry my child... but it has to be done." m/n said.

they walk- well rolled thanks to m/n forcing ranboo to sit in his lap to roll along with him-to the area ranboo dreaded most- while m/n loved the most due to the opportunities.

the health and beauty isle.

to explain most walmarts have a place that people can go to to search for their- well sexual desires. in short their are sex toys there.

once they arrived to the area m/n couldn't help but grin.

"ahhh, my beloved area." m/n grinned.

m/n decided to make the trip quite to spare ranboo the embarrassment.

m/n slammed himself onto the glass that covered the lewd toys.

"take the picture just like this ran!" m/n smiled.

ran signed once more and took the photo and m/n once again took his phone and captioned the photo as a such

'i didnt remember toy story looking like this!'

m/n dramatically teared up as he said,

"it's beautiful ran- thank you.."

ranboo grabbed m/n hand and dragged him the the car and sat him down onto the seat and made him go.

"so forceful!- at least take me to dinner first!" m/n joked.

"shut up.." ranboo grumbled as they walked beside m/n.

they finally reached the self checkout center and bought their items.

it totaling out to be a whopping £112.43.

(which m/n paid for as he never let ranboo pay for anything)

m/n returned the cart and plugged it back up as he is a decent human being and they walked out back to the car.

once they both finally packed everything up they got into the car preparing to venture back to their shared home.

"i say that was a successful trip!" m/n exclaimed proudly.

ranboo just smiled and said,

"yeah, it was kinda fun..."

<end>:D



[purplellamanator]

Omggg I literally just woke up from a dream and I was so disappointed that it wasn’t real. I had a dream that you posted a one-shot of heizuha called “what are we?” And the fanfic was basically set in interview mania after the Christmas dinner and in Tokyo. Heiji and Kazuha went to a beach together and there was a stage where some people were singing and performing, then they ask Heiji to go up there and they start interviewing him, then they dare him to kiss a girl, and that girl turns out to be RANNNN??? WHATT?? Then THEY KISS!! Kazuha is so shocked and angry but at the same time doesn’t know whether she has the right to be angry or not because she doesn’t know whether they are a couple or not. It was so weird but regardless I got so excited that in the dream you posted. Although I’m more of a ShinRan girl and the main fanfic I reread is interview mania, but maybe I dreamt of HeiZuha because of the asks and honestly the HeiZuha oneshot was so cute as well

I’m actually amazed you’ve had a dream about my fics 😂 and thank you for reading them to begin with. I don’t get very many asks but when I do, they do tend to be for HeiZuha- probably cause i left it open ended. it still surprises me because like you my main is obviously ShinRan. but i dont mind them regardless. I clearly havent posted in an insane amount of time so it makes me happy to know its still on some peoples minds. rest assured though, i would never allow Ran and Heiji to kiss each other- even by accident. 👍

[st4rbwrry]

“i’ll never forget when THE beyoncé gave me a ticket to her formation tour. best night of my life.” Explain pls

when i was in highschool beyoncé sent tickets for a hundred students to attend her formation tour. they made the announcement and me and my friend RAN to sign up. the day of the concert the tickets were going so fast and at one point we didn’t think we’d go bc all of a sudden they were “running low” so they basically fucked people over by having them sign up and come to school after hours THE DAY OF only for a select few to actually get them. luckily me and my friend got lucky and we received the last two tickets. yellow buses were outside, we got on then we were on our way to the stadium just like that. but it was DUMB traffic so our bus actually ended up being the last bus to make it. the minute we got through WE COULD HEAR BEYONCE SINGING AND RANNNN TO OUR SEATS LMAO. it was raining too so i had a whole afro by the end of the night. took a minute to find our seats, pretty sure we weren’t even in the correct seats but baby we had a great time. it was the best night ever.

[clear-chaos-collection]

@ran-vertigo is the best person ever (deffffffinetly not rannnn)

[cherieonow]

ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE ITS SO FUTE ILYSMMMMM TYSM RAN RANNNN UR THE BESTTTTTTT💌💌💌💌💌💌💌

Rei wishes they could put all their friends in a pocket

@cherieonow

[sugurouge]

do ever think of ran with braids tying his hair into a messy bun

i always think of ran with long hair and being aware of how much of a sucker you are for it. he just looks so pretty and he knows it. loves it when you play with his strands, run your fingers through... or tug on his roots when he teases you too much.

but his neck is also so pretty and you can't keep your hands to yourself whenever he puts his hair up and exposes more skin to your touch. loves the attention you pay to his sensitive nape, the ticklish sensation of your fingernails scratching until he feels shivers run down his spine. shudders and groans a little before drowning his noises by pressing his lips against your shoulder, neck or between your boobs, hmm yeah

and please, he knows how attractive he looks when loose strands frame his face and the bun looks like a mess at the end of the day. looks up from beneath his lashes and gives you a sly smirk. the way his teeth drag over his bottom lip before he licks his lips and leans in to steal a deep kiss from you leaves you dumbfounded every time.

but ran just loves his little fan, admirer.

i wanna do all kinda of hairstyles for him. add mini braids or do different styles.

[ott-err]

I just think they’re neat <3

[suns1stray]

I'm so late to post this tho it's rindous h birthday I must

When you throw him a surprise party

He will act like he is not enjoy but secretly does

He will thank you in his own way

This man will play his own DJ mixes

Idk why but I will like he will to excited for the giftss (specially yours )

He will I'm 100% sure he will keep your gift as a memory for years in a little box labelled as RINDOUS STUFF DON'T TOUCH RANNNN

Ran will get him any thing that is best for muscle training

Rindou loves that u and ran planned his birthday party 🥳

He is irritated by the fact that Ran invited every single girl he knew

And rindou haitani hatess cake smashing on his face

He will dance with u 😉 trust me till midnight and kiss you afterwards

I think he will be type to party hard

And then just sleep like a log tbh 😂

I also think that he will find out about the surprise party thinking that you are interested in Ran then me 🙂

He crys at night thinking that and then finds out the party 😐

Tho he will pretend to be surprised

He will say i love you so much yn over and over again

[seraphdreams]

Seraph hear me out- Ran who’s teasing you because he wants you to “use your words” so he knows exactly what to do make you feel good but of course he already knows he just wants the satisfaction of hearing you say it-

Please my Brainrot is coming back with a vengeance

hnnn rannnn, getting all handsy with him but not saying exactly what you want. just waiting for him to get the hint as you palm his cock over his pants or kiss up the side of his neck. him going “what is it, baby?” and just saying something as vague as “want you.” he smirks a little, ready to tease you. “i’m right here, what is it that you want?” , making you grow all needy n meek cause you have to tell him something as obscene as having him fuck you just the way you like :((

[stardustedangel]

Come on baby, don’t go all shy on us now. Use your big girl words for us. - Ran

rannnn!! you’re supposed to be on my side :(( you know what i want! i’m too shy to ask 🥺

[her0icmismatched]

@nekofantasia

“Oi, little cat... someone told me you possess a weapon called the ‘Chen-saw’? And it goes ‘Ran-ran-rannnn’?”