#oh my god who said that

[distantmaniacallaugh]

his twink looks and dilf personality have captivated me

[del-stars]

Full moon remus is just your average guy on his period

he is litr just dealing with cramps and mood swings on his period….. and then post-moon he is ovulating

[pissmamiii]

i think being fisted would fix me, maybe just a lil🫠

[seraphdreams]

ran has a big dick to the point it hurts a bit when you fuck until the hilt is buried in your pussy. but when ran fucks you with just the tip, you squirt thrice in 15 minutes.

dior… you’ve ruined me with this, i genuinely can’t formulate a response i’m just… cause yeah, his tip is fat n pretty n the hardest to take out of all of him, yet he slides it in n out with such precision that you can’t even blame yourself for going dumb in a matter of two minutes

[mythspy]

MY WIFEEEE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[arachnidtub]

tbh i prefer hoff/strahm and lynn/manda as shipnames over coffin/shipping and shotgun/shipping but for the longest time i’d tag them as the latter because there was this one chain/shipping shipper who said something like saw ships mimicking the "*thing*shipping" was making it become unoriginal and stale and that it should’ve stayed just chain/shipping and the post pissed me off so much that i’d use those shipnames out of spite

[monkesupreme]

ref

a satisfactory answer for Selina

[egophiliac]

still ruminating over Lost In the Book With Spooky Skeletons Part 1, so here's a selection of some of my favorite little bits! (...some more loosely paraphrased than others) (I just feel like Idia has no room to criticize in general, okay)

anyway, I'm sure we're just going to have a fun time celebrating Halloween and nothing bad is going to happen whatsoever! :)

[pixiesnooze]

the ao3 tag yu ziyuan has a a good mom should not exist methinks

[winterswake]

DOCTOR WHO — The Zygon Inversion

[cryingincrocs]

HE CAME OUT SO GOOD

he looks equally throwable and huggable

finally finished my massive version of crochet baby bill, the absolute magnum opus of everything i ever have created and ever will create. now i’ve got a live-in little menace for my roommates and i to beat up shower with love and affection

pattern by the lovely @callmexryso ! please go check it out!

hand for scale:

[lil-vibes]

Day 5: Peer into the darkness

Previous/Next

(prompt list here! ) + bonus bc i cant help myself 😔

[cmgirlie]

joe should apologise 😡 (let roddy top him jetpack style)

[vaguely-concerned]

lucanis is a 'I could sit in our quiet kitchen on a grey tuesday afternoon drinking coffee and talking with you about nothing much in particular forever and be the happiest man who ever lived' romantic, not a 'classic tropes and grand gestures' romantic. this is a distinction and conceptual gap I personally feel is crucial to understanding what's going on with him when romanced. for all his almost painful sincerity and clear depth of feeling he's not a very effusive guy by nature, but in the history of time no one has ever, with their whole soul, chest and being, been so genuinely and openly happy to just do laundry and taxes with you.

[gatoburr0]

Hehe hiii samurai shiver Hii um!!

Also yes I designed the tattoos from scratch and I still gotta do the one on her back 😪

[ozzybutweirdthistime]

interesting thing about tubbo fighting sapnap in creator clash 3 that I’ve been thinking about

i think it’s really weird how they let sap ‘mcc anger issues’ nap even enter an event like this, let alone fight tubbo, the guy that clowned on his bestie for being a fucking idiot. and how the people officiating creator clash let him request to fight tubbo in particular. and how sap ‘anger management issues’ nap still openly admitted that he requested to fight tubbo so he could fight someone he actually wanted to hurt. and they’re still letting him fight tubbo

and on top of it all, isn’t creator clash a mostly friendly event meant for charity??? as in, the people fighting are fighting to win money for charity??? not to beat up some guy that they have beef with because he called out their groomer freak housemate???

idk, i hope tubbo wins cause he deserves it, but still the things leading up to their fight becoming a thing rub me the wrong way and are kind of weird on creator clash’s behalf for allowing

tubbo should still kill him tho just saying