#oh my god who said that

[scribbles-ink]

i love gay people,,,,i wish they were real >-<

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[pissmamiii]

i think being fisted would fix me, maybe just a lil🫠

[seraphdreams]

ran has a big dick to the point it hurts a bit when you fuck until the hilt is buried in your pussy. but when ran fucks you with just the tip, you squirt thrice in 15 minutes.

dior… you’ve ruined me with this, i genuinely can’t formulate a response i’m just… cause yeah, his tip is fat n pretty n the hardest to take out of all of him, yet he slides it in n out with such precision that you can’t even blame yourself for going dumb in a matter of two minutes

[mythspy]

MY WIFEEEE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ray-pakorn]

if there's no shotgunning in only friends what's the point for real though

[zabadi]

when are sam reid and jacob anderson going to give it up and film a sex tape already

[egophiliac]

still ruminating over Lost In the Book With Spooky Skeletons Part 1, so here's a selection of some of my favorite little bits! (...some more loosely paraphrased than others) (I just feel like Idia has no room to criticize in general, okay)

anyway, I'm sure we're just going to have a fun time celebrating Halloween and nothing bad is going to happen whatsoever! :)

[pixiesnooze]

the ao3 tag yu ziyuan has a a good mom should not exist methinks

[cryingincrocs]

HE CAME OUT SO GOOD

he looks equally throwable and huggable

finally finished my massive version of crochet baby bill, the absolute magnum opus of everything i ever have created and ever will create. now i’ve got a live-in little menace for my roommates and i to beat up shower with love and affection

pattern by the lovely @callmexryso ! please go check it out!

hand for scale:

[lil-vibes]

Day 5: Peer into the darkness

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(prompt list here! ) + bonus bc i cant help myself 😔

[cmgirlie]

joe should apologise 😡 (let roddy top him jetpack style)

[gatoburr0]

Hehe hiii samurai shiver Hii um!!

Also yes I designed the tattoos from scratch and I still gotta do the one on her back 😪

[cryptid-cave]

Currently thinking about a reader who, while having a full-time job and playing the part of a “real adult” pretty well for the most part, is still kind of lost and pathetic. It feels less like they’re living and more like they’re surviving, getting by on their own with just a cat for company.

Enter John Price, who’s currently on medical leave and just itching for a project. Maybe reader works at a store near his home that he shops at almost every other day, or works at the library where he goes when he needs to get out of the house. Either way, he spots this pretty little thing who clearly needs some love and guidance, preferably from a strong, gentle hand - and who better to do that than him?

Anyways, save me bossy and demanding Price with a savior complex, save me

[heartorbit]

bugs when you lift up a rock

[judesvirtual]

i need to sit on his face

i really couldn't be a reporter bc wdym i have to act normal after trent licking his lips while holding eye contact

[temeyes]

king of,,, uh,,, erm,,, hehe