#ramallamadingdong

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Garrin Amberhall moments before disaster... Again.

For @ramallamadingdong

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Another great day! After work I picked up some prints, sanded some llamas and dart, drew a logo for class, and started sketching out my first sculpture project. #draweveryday #day785 #2500hours #digitalart #digitalpainting #sketch #sketching #logo #light #fire #llama #llamas #ramallamadingdong #strangerthings #demogorgon #dart #artprints #trees #celestialgoddess #amysmash #artpostrophe #artpostropheamy #instaart #instaartist #artistsoninstagram #artistsofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/BsrxfyagZqL/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=is5izihllkut

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29? 😈

29. whats the worst thing you have ever done?

Oh damn. Lol ok this one is actually pretty funny. So I come a Very Catholic family alright? I started alter serving when I was in like god. Maybe fourth or fifth grade? So by the time this happened I was Experienced. I knew the mass business bettter than some of our priests. As you can probably tell, I have a bit of an attitude problem and it was SO much worse in high school lol. I really butted heads with this one priest Fr Mark. He was fat, horrible, the epitome of a Boomer, and rude and racist and just. THE WORST. He called Ramadan Ramallamadingdong once. Just so y’all can see I wasn’t just being a little shit. (Mostly Lol) He and I did not get along from day one, I made it very clear that I hated his guts and he made it very clear that he hated mine. Told my mother (I was standing right there) that I was a very disturbed young woman and that if he dropped dead on the alter I would step over his body. (I mean that last bit was half true. I would have kicked it first)

Ok so the scene: I was in like 10th grade I think and it was a regular ordinary time Sunday mass and I don’t even remember what was going on politically at the time (it was the bush era so probably the Middle East again) but in his homily he just started GOING OFF about Muslims. Like red in the face, spittle flying going the fuck off. And I just sat there staring at him getting madder and madder and completely unable to do anything about it. Now, I admit, I have a temper. and teen Meghan was even worse at controlling it than adult Meghan is and this is NOT something I recommend anyone doing EVER.

So the time comes for the consecration of the eucharist. For all the non Catholics here the priest stands at the alter says a bunch of crap over some gross ass wafers and really terrible wine and poof magic happens and it’s the body and blood of Christ. Well part of this process is a symbolic washing of hands to represent washing away of sins blah blah. Two alter servers (there should be four to a mass) bring to the alter a carafe of water and a bowl and they are supposed to GENTLY pour A LITTLE of the water over the priest’s hands while he says a specific prayer and then take the water away again.

I was the head alter server cause I was the oldest and so it was my job to pour. And I was still so MAD. Like you know that mad that you can just feel as this hot and cold tight ball of BURNING in your chest that makes you want to scream and hit everything and it kind of feels like you can’t breathe? That’s the kind of mad I was. And my sister (who was on my team of servers) wasn’t my partner in this hand washing thing or I feel like she would have noticed how red my ears were and would have stopped me.

Well I poured that water all right.

Poured the ENTIRE carafe all over the idiot. “Oh I’m so SORRY. I must have tripped!”

Moral of this story is that Meghan has no control over her temper, has no respect for religion, even ones she has been raised in, and should not be trusted around water and human beings she would like to murder. (He was FURIOUS by the way. And I was grounded for two months. And had to go to confession every Saturday for those two months lol)

[the-dream-of-reality]

Honesty Hour? Yes. C'mon guys, I'm bored and not sleepy at all. xD

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Working on some ideas for my Ramallamadingdongs. Any requests? #draweveryday #day789 #2500hours #llama #llamas #llamasofinstagram #sculpture #galaxy #steampunk #amysmash #artpostrophe #artpostropheamy #instaart #instaartist #artistsoninstagram #artistsofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs2E6PNgpIS/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=g869r8ffc5wb