#raisin Kup

[kairukitsuneo]

Old man Kup doodles

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Transformers but everyone is named after lipsticks.

Can’t decide if Ratchet or Starscream get ‘Wine Night’. Here’s a list of lipstick names I’ve seen that I’d like to assign some people , though✨

Bumblebee: Glaringly Hip

Bulkhead: Kissable Cookie

Prowl: Stern Truffle

Optimus Prime: Berry Bossy

Sentinel Prime: Broken Lovespell

Ultra Magnus: Blue Magic

Elita: Kissy Danger

Blurr: Blue Baby

Alpha Trion: Liquid-licious

Rodimus Prime: Racing Raisin

Red Alert: Certainly Red

Hot Shot: Adorable Crunch

Kup: Playful Whiskey

Jetstorm: Adorbs

Jetfire: Fly Girl

Jazz: Jungle Jazz

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Megatron: Lusting Forever

Strika: Fuchsia Fusion

Swindle: Lady Danger

Blitzwing: Exotic Lollipop

Blackarachnia: Deadly Blush

Lugnut: Flat Chrome

Lockdown: Ruby Gunsmoke

Cyclonus: Va Va Violet

Shockwave: Savage Sunset

Soundwave: Sparkling Daddy

Scrapper: Hot Tutu

Mix Master: Daringly Nude

Skywarp: Plum Baby

Thundercracker: Thunder Pout

Slipstream: Powerful Sugar

Ramjet: Fantasy Cushion

Sunstorm: Super Queen

Grimlock: Plum Pumper

I’m worried I’m the only one that’s screaming and dying when I imagine this, but to be fair, I’m not known for my great sense of humor.