#raedy to talk shit
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hoetron Ā· 5 years ago
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i just cant get over just how hopeful noctisā€™s theme is, in comparison to how tragic his lifeā€™s fate is
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meyhew Ā· 7 years ago
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Please talk to me about Harryā€™s eyes
i will Gladly talk to u about harryā€™s eyes lets begin iā€™d like to start with this particular photo:
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and all i have to say about it is: thereā€™s no such green. THERES NO SUCH GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! look how green and pretty that is, how gorgeous the green looks ringed by black wow im alrady raedy to collapseĀ 
before we go on hereā€™s a fun fact: only 2% of the human population has green eyes and of course harry fycking styles is part of that tiny percent bc yes he is that special and unique i despise himĀ 
lets return to baby harry for a bit:
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i amā€¦ Appalled????? LOOK AT THOSE EYES!!!!! like not to be rude but hol y shit?? look at how the light is hitting him look at that sparkle in those eyes look at how his left iris is slightly darker than his left iris the left one is so Clear and so Crisp it reminds me of a beach i wanan dieĀ 
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and THIS! ICONIC! PHOTO! i cant talk abt harrys eyes without mentioning this photo bc????theres golden treasures hidden in the green woWoww im jealous no fucking wonder louisā€™ so gone bye an d dont even get me started on those LASHES bc i swear i will not shut the fuvk upĀ 
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and of courseā€¦ā€¦, this Beauty. the eighth wonder of the world. i dont even have proper Words that could do this picture justice i meanā€¦ . thats a joyous tear in his eye i dont think i can talk abt this i have to move onĀ 
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lets look at this and admire this Gift fro m teh gods about look how SOFT this is his eyes look more grey than green and theres that twinkle again?????? hes a witch im 97% convinced theres no way any one person can look Like That i mean theres just no way itsĀ  a trick he uses to lure ppl inĀ 
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AND THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!WHEN HIS EYES MATCH HIS OUTFIT!!!! AND THEY GET A THOUSAND TIMES PRETTIER!!! ! i am not even KIDDING i am no T OKAY@! IT LOOKS LIKE HIS EYE IS ON FUCKING FIRE LOOK AT ALL TEH MOLTEN GOLD OH MY DGO????????????????Ā  i need to lay downĀ 
BUT WE ARENT DONE YET FUCKERSĀ 
WEā€™RE GONNA TALK ABOUT HARRY STYLES BLINKING
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im going to ask a difficult thing of u right now. im going to have to ask u to ignore his dimple and his smile and look at the wAY HE BLINKS!! ! į¶ į“øįµįµ€įµ€į“±į“æ į¶ į“øįµįµ€įµ€į“±į“æ I MEAN COME! ON! who gave him the right i have questions
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LOOOKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am in tears i am genuinyl on the verge of an emotional collapse look how soft! and slow! and gentle! i coutch watch it for hours holy shit damn u styles
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AND THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that isā€¦.. genuinly quite ofensive and i refuse to even talk about it so weā€™re moving onĀ 
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that is justā€¦ā€¦.. it leaves me Breathless bc taht fucker is starng DIRECTLY into my soul he knows all my darkest deepest secrets so weā€™re going to swiftly transition to the most imposrtant part of this pos tĀ 
ur gonna prepare urself for this oneā€¦ā€¦ weā€™re gonna talk abt the day i was birthed into this world ur going to need all ur strength lads
are you r e a d yĀ 
A R E Y O U R E A D Y ?
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OH M DYD GODODO?// ??4W/??? ID ONT EVEN KNOW WHERE T O START HOLY FUCK I AM SHAKING THEHAIR????? THE SMILE????????????? oh mY fuckgni gOD his eyes are sparklign THRES A FUCKIGN TWINKLY IN HIS EYES HE LOOKS LIKE A REAL LIFE PRINEC ABT TO BLESS HIS PEOPLE OH MY GOODNESSĀ 
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THERE ARE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FUCKIGN CHEEKS GOD I WISH I COULD CARD MY FINGERS THRU HIS HAIR AND WITNESS HIM BLINK THAT SOFTLEY AT MEĀ į¶ į“øįµįµ€įµ€į“±į“æ į¶ į“øįµįµ€įµ€į“±į“æĀ įµ‡Ė”į¶¦āæįµ įµ‡Ė”į¶¦āæįµĀ  IM suing !!!!!!
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shes dead shes typing from the great beyond (im she)Ā 
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LOOK AT THAT EYEBROW RAISEHERE LIES TUMBLR USER ROSESAU
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hoetron Ā· 6 years ago
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i wanna change my username but ive been with this username for too long id feel weird about changing it
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hoetron Ā· 7 years ago
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YOURE RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT @clumsykit
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hoetron Ā· 7 years ago
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im on an absolute haikyuu high this past few weeks
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hoetron Ā· 7 years ago
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me: reblogs homestuck everyone that i ever know: yuoy fuckgin, homEsuckl,,,,.... betrayal,,,,,,......
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hoetron Ā· 7 years ago
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female character: calls another female characterĀ ā€œpretty girlā€ orĀ ā€œcute girlā€
me: sheā€™s gay
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hoetron Ā· 7 years ago
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as much as i love the fedora hats post i cry everytime someone reblogs it onto my dash because its just so fucking long
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hoetron Ā· 7 years ago
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not to be rude but
@mothable is the absolute best and i love mattie sm no homo btwĀ 
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hoetron Ā· 7 years ago
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episode ignis
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hoetron Ā· 7 years ago
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vo/tron? dont know her, i say as i start drawing another keith fanart
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hoetron Ā· 7 years ago
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AND THEREā€™S M U L TI P L EĀ  Ā E ND I N G S??!?? IS SQUARE TRYING TO JUST STRAIGHT UP STAB EVERYONEā€™S HEART IN ONE HUGE BLOW
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hoetron Ā· 7 years ago
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DONā€™T TOUCH ME FOR HOURS @ THAT EPISODE IGNIS TRAILER
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hoetron Ā· 7 years ago
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i had a dream that ray chase was related to me and . itĀ  was fucking wild.
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hoetron Ā· 7 years ago
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eng dub noct: okay...????
jap dub noct: hAH?!?!?!
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hoetron Ā· 7 years ago
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everytime i reblog something to the wrong blog i lose like minus ten attribute points of my dignity
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