#radiostaticapple fic

[ineffableslytherinking]

Having some writer's block for Red with Envy, and I could use some feedback. What kinds of team-building/redemption activities would you like to see Vox participate in at the hotel?

(Oop, totally not saying this will happen next chapter...)

[eggcats]

Funny radiostatic (or radiostaticapple) fic where Vox shows up at the hotel to bother Alastor after the Extermination

He tells Charlie that, since they did so well in the Extermination, he wants to help her spread her message and what better way than video advertising? (So much better than whatever that old timey prick has done, right?)

Charlie, suspicious, wants to know his REAL goal here. And Vox lies that he wants to reconcile with Alastor after their friendship fell apart KNOWING that this will get him Charlie's trust and cooperation.

He's right. Almost too well.

Charlie, looking like the world's happiest puppy, decides to HELP Vox do this by setting him and Alastor together on "activities to help build friendships and end rivalries!!!"

(Dates. She sets them on dates. Somehow, she's the only one who never realizes this is what she's actively doing).

However, both Alastor AND Vox want to be in Charlie's good graces because having the princess of hell trust and like you comes with a lot of power. So now they're caught in the world's dumbest game of gay chicken since they both refuse to be the one to back down and risk disappointing Charlie here.

They're trying to kill each other every time Charlie looks in a different direction.

And if you want the radiostaticapple direction, Lucifer accidentally makes one (1) comment about Vox and Alastor having to go on dates and making fun of them, and Charlie then deciding HE ALSO needs to learn how to make friends and stop fighting with Alastor.

So now all 3 of them are on the world's most awkward dates as they simultaneously try to get the others to break and be the one to disappoint Charlie first, while acting like they're having the time of their lives the second she's looking at them.

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

AppleMedia Week 2024 - Day 2: One Bed/Roommates

Blame Game

“This is your fault,” Alastor accused, his flicking ears broadcasting his irritation.

“What? How is it my fault?” Vox demanded defensively. 

“Well…” Lucifer hedged, and the television demon spun to face him in disbelief. “You said you took care of the reservation,” he pointed out, holding up his hands apologetically. 

“I said my people took care of the reservation!” he corrected. “They said they got us the last available room. They failed to mention that it was…” He waved his hand in front of them. 

“One bed,” Lucifer finished for him with a sigh.

“I thought we would be staying in two rooms,” Alastor complained as he walked over to take a seat on the plush armchair in the corner of the room.

Vox raised an eyebrow at him. “Did you not hear me say they got us the last room? This place booked up fast, what with the festivities and all that.”

“Hmm. Then it sounds like someone should have told us about it sooner.” He shifted his attention to the only other person in the room he could dump blame onto.

Lucifer immediately bristled, crossing his arms. “It slipped my mind! But by all means, if sharing a bed is too much for you, then go back to the hotel. Vox and I will enjoy this vacation without you!” 

Alastor scowled. “Fine. Congratulations, Vox, your little plan worked. We’re all sharing the bed!”

“I told you, I didn’t plan this,” Vox insisted.

“Oh?” he smirked as he rose to his feet, sidling up to Vox until their faces were mere inches from each other. “So you’re not thrilled at the idea of being sandwiched between Lucifer and myself in bed for a week? I find that unlikely.” 

Vox licked his lips, unable to hold back a cheeky grin. “Doesn’t mean I planned it.”

“Hmm.” He regarded him through narrowed eyes for a couple seconds more before he abruptly turned away. “I’m going to take a shower. Do respect my privacy.” He gave a pointed look to both Vox and Lucifer (mostly Vox), then retreated into the bathroom. 

“Sooo…” Lucifer leaned into Vox’s side, slipping an arm around his waist. “Did you plan it?”

Vox rolled his eyes, fixing the king with a wide smile. “Now, Luci, does that sound like something I would do?” he asked innocently.

“Yes,” he answered without hesitation.

Vox just laughed as he pulled him into a kiss. This vacation was going to be perfect.

[murkycran]

Misc. Vox Fic Rec List

Welcome to my Miscellaneous Vox Fic Rec List!

Soooo after a lot of consideration, I decided to make a third rec list. This one will be for miscellaneous fics, which can mean anything from smaller Vox pairings to fics that are not strictly Radiostatic or VoxVal. You'll see what I mean.

I will keep updating this periodically as I read more fics, too, so feel free to check back every once and a while! I'll reblog it when I update it, plus make a note with the date at the top. Trust me, this is by no means a complete list; there's fics I still want to add to this that I just haven't gotten to yet. I just decided to go ahead and post it anyways, because if I kept waiting until I ran out of fics to rec I'd probably be working on this forever.

These are not in any particular order; I'm going by both my Bookmarks list on AO3 and my memory of fics I forgot to bookmark. I also tried to make notes on what fics were written before season 1 released, but I might have missed some, so keep that in mind.

Please let me know if any links don't work or are wrong!

✨Before you proceed:✨ read the tags on these fics if you decide to read them. Many of them have heavy material - no surprise given the fandom, but still, felt like this needed said. On that note, there's also fics with explicit material and some fics are straight up PWP. Again, read at your own risk/heed the tags.

Fic Rec List Masterpost

Radiostatic Fic Rec List

Staticmoth Fic Rec List

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Alastor Makes a Porno by Charnel_Goat, spappest

Summary: Alastor interrupts Val and Vox's personal time to get his rut over and done with, and they're just going to have to deal with that.

Basically, Alastor and Val try to have a threesome, but they keep arguing, everyone's injuring each other trying to figure out the logistics, and nobody cares what Vox has to say about any of this.

Notes: This has Staticmoth, Radiostatic, and Valastor. It's not strictly leaning more towards any pairing (tho Val does make a pretty sweet comment at the very beginning about Vox lol), which is why it's going on the Misc List. Porn with an edge of hilarity that - despite the tags - made it pretty funny. Three terrible people being terrible to each other. Vox suffers. Heed the tags.

He's Visual, Alright! by dead_boy

Summary: For Valentines Day, Charlotte Morningstar— Lucifer’s brat— had announced the hotel would be hosting a sweetheart poll, allowing winners to vote for the biggest ‘sweethearts’ in Pentagram City! How adorable!

— Of course, when Angel gets involved, things get a little twisted, and hell treats it as a most-fuckable-celebs poll.

Vox isn’t the only one surprised by how high he scored, and how concerning the amount of votes he received was.

But there was no way in hell this “demand” was enough to make him give into Valentino and Velvet’s newest fixation: Making use of this fame and making Vox do some modelling!

Surely he won’t mind the lingerie and toys provided by Velvet and Valentino respectively, right?

edit march 2024: i can’t believe he just won the hottest hazbin character poll. literally manifested

Notes: Poly Vees. Funny af. Vox suffers, but in a good way. Written BEFORE the hottest HH character poll, can you believe that? Lmao.

stray by vol_ctrl

Summary: How Vox met Vark. ♥

Notes: No ship. Written before season 1 release.

After the Credits Roll by leftofrevolution

Summary: Everyone knew the Magnes sometimes liked to spice up their sex life by dragging another demon into the middle of it.

Vox maybe should have paid more attention to that particular tidbit of information than he did.

Notes: Lilith/Lucifer/Vox. Chapter 1 written before season 1 release, with Chapter 2 being released after season 1 release. I read for the crackship, ended up liking the Lilith/Lucifer/Vox dynamic and world-building a LOT. Lol. Poor Vox. Or good for him? Still has yet to be seen.

The Shopping Cart Test by spappest

Summary: Angel never expected Prince Charming to have a TV for a head, but when Vox kills Valentino and saves him from his abuse, well… Maybe Hell doesn’t have to be all that bad. With Val out of the way, everyone can have a happy ending. Angel’s safe, Charlie’s happy, and even Alastor finds love.

Oh, wait. This is Hell. It’s always that bad.

Notes: Angel/Vox. Started before season 1 release. First Staticdust fic I read. :)

Hold Me Up by Sameko

Summary: Vox has been in and out of a relationship with Valentino for years. Always breaking up. Always coming back.

Then one night comes the definitive crack at the expense of one of Valentino's employees, to which Vox never paid much attention other than for shits and giggles.

One night, one word too many, might be enough to shift the perspectives of two people once strangers to each other.

Notes: Staticdust. Pretty bleak and dark at times, but so, SO good. Two broken people trying not to cut each other with their edges while also trying to help each other.

Cruel Melody by Hiding_Behind_a_Pencil_and_Pen

Summary: A man hopelessly in love with a monster, despite how much it hurts.

A person chained to a beast he can never escape, no matter how hard he tries.

Vox and Angel Dust have given their body and heart to Valentino, and neither know how to free themselves from his lies.

But maybe, even if it never gets better, they won't have to suffer alone.

Or,

What if Husk was just a little too late to get to the bar in episode four? And a certain media Overlord helped Angel instead. They find out that they're not so different after all.

Notes: As of now, I think this is Queerplatonic Staticdust.

Revelations in Technicolor by Awesome_Possum

Summary: Velvette had been dead for six years, part of The Vees for four, and fucking Vox for a little over two. They had a good thing going.

On one of their bi-weekly Vox-mandated movie nights, Valentino put a plan into motion and Velvette learned something new and surprising about her business partner and part-time sugar daddy that made a shocking amount of sense.

It ultimately ended up bringing The Vees closer and if Valentino claimed that was his intention all along, no one had any reason to believe him.

Notes: The Vees are a V and Vox is the hinge, so he's in a relationship with both Valentino and Velvette. Interesting headcanons for Vox's human life. :) (What is the ship name for Velvette/Vox again?)

System Shutdown by Swoolie

Summary: Taking a leaf from Alastor's book, Vox goes on a small break from everything.

He doesn't stick around long enough to see the chaos that ensues after his sudden disappearance.

Notes: This is tagged with both Radiostatic and Staticmoth. It's too early in the story to tell definitively which direction it's going to end up, so for now it's going to be on the Misc list. I'll probably move it when it becomes more clear what the main pairing will be.

Dapple Rose by The_Penny_Tails

Summary: Everyone always assumes the same thing about Alastor and Vox's relationship: That it's one-sided, that it's based on fixation, and that the reason for their falling out was due to the obsession turning into something that couldn't be controlled.

All of those assumptions are correct. The only problem is, everyone gets the 'who is obsessing over whom' part of the equation wrong.

When Vox and Valentino end up stuck at the hotel, suddenly the entire relationship between the radio and television is put on display, casting it and Alastor in an entirely different light.

Notes: Tagged with both Radiostatic and Staticmoth. Due to both this and the entire story itself (you'll see what I mean when you read it), it's going here on the Misc List. I freaking love this story, because so far I've not seen another fic where Alastor was obsessed with Vox while Vox was not obsessed with him in return. :3 Everything Penny_Tails writes is gold!

Here I Come by Heliosolar

Summary: Vox contemplates his lackluster life as he stands over the edge of the city.

Or, the fall of Vox, both mentally and physically.

Notes: Written before season 1 release. No ships, just Vox. Heed the tags.

Entertainment for Two by Heliosolar

Summary: With the radio demon joining them for the night, Vox puts on a show the two overlords will never forget.

Notes: Written before season 1 release. Staticmoth and Radiostatic, at the same time. 😳

Proposition by Snorp_Lord

Summary: Alastor does not, strictly speaking, have a 'relationship' with the King of Hell. But they certainly have a something.

A something which does not include Vox. But Alastor is at least willing to indulge Lucifer in whatever this new idea is.

The new idea is Vox.

Notes: Contains Radiostatic, Radioapple, and Staticapple, but for this installment, Radiostatic is definitely the focus. Very intense, pretty sweet. 😳 Has 2 more parts in the series which are definitely worth the read, though they don't feature Vox as much.

meteor shower by spoondrifts

Summary: alastor, rosie, vox, and a study in non-traditional love.

Notes: QPR Alastor/Rosie/Vox. Very good! (What's the ship name for this?? Radiostaticrose?? Radiorosestatic?? Roseradiostatic?? Staticradiorose??)

spiraling down thy majesty by spoondrifts

Summary: “Okay, um, time out,” Lucifer said, because he felt like they were maybe losing the plot a little. “I feel like I should remind you that I’m not here because I was like, uh, overwhelmed with lust for you, in particular. I’m here because Husk said you were Alastor’s ex and I have poor impulse control and thought it’d be funny, but I’m realizing now that this is actually just really weird and you, my friend, have some serious issues that I am not equipped to handle.”

Or: Lucifer and Vox have a shared problem that starts with Al and ends in stor and has a in the middle—thankfully, there's a solution! (The solution is sex. It's just sex.)

Notes: Staticapple. Revenge sex. As in...they're both getting revenge on Alastor...using each other. Lol.

(Fic rec list to be continued as I read more)

[allastoredeer]

I see you like AppleRadio as much as RadioStatic, is there by any chance any good stories with them as an OT3 👀 (Look at me trying to take the easy way 😂)

It's time for me to come clean. It's time I was honest with myself and all of you 😔

Here is my truth.

I actually have a very hard time shipping OT3's. Unless my fav character is getting the most attention in the polyship, then I don't want it. I get jealous and offended on my pookie's behalf.

That's right. I'm the possessive, cringy tik-tok boyfriend. If my fav isn't the center of attention--if any other character slips between them and their partner and shows the other person more attention-- my little heart can't take it.

That being said, I have come across a few Lucifer/Vox/Alastor fics 👀 I don't think I saved them--they didn't fit my taste--but I gave them a try.

However, considering everything I just said, I'm not above giving the OT3 a read when I come across it. Really, I'm fine with any tropes, ratings, or concepts that are explored fanfics, and I like giving them a read, it's just a matter of how they're written that determines whether or not I bookmark the fic or click out of it.

If anyone does have any Lucifer/Alastor/Vox fics out there, both Anon and I would love to see them! If my cringy, possessive little ass can't handle my pookie not being the center of attention, then I shall quietly exit through stage left and try something else.

[beep-beep-imma-sheep]

May I add (everything in blue is an AO3 link, btw).

Words Entangle - is an One Shot about how Alastor talks like a Victorian Poet and Lucifer is his walking translator.

Bedtime rituals to try before the next angelic war - I SWEAR IT'S THE CUTEST QPR IN EXISTENCE. Sweetest sweet-. Lucifer has insomnia and they grow close slowly.

A Good Plan Well Executed - it's not radioapple per se, but has some at the end. It's about Alastor trying to cheer up Angel Dust's Italian heart with food.

How I Met Your Father - They are husbands and had Charlie together, I'm still reading but they are adorable. Lilith does not exists here.

Ready to Stand - Little Mermaid AU. Alastor is Ursula, indeed. If I say more I may end up spoiling it, let's just say- it's SO. CUTE.

I probably have more recommendations because I adore fluff, it's my favorite thing to read, but I haven't had time to organize my links (my memory is NOT reliable) nor to read as much as I'd like to /cries.

(I do have like- two more recommendations, but, like I said, my memory is not reliable- ahsmqnksa if I find the links I'll add them).

Anyyyywayyssss- throwing some spam- give a read to @mewcury-chaos One-Shots here on Tumblr. They are good.

Also, I'm gonna throw some AppleMedia here, if you don't like it then feel free to ignore.

AppleRadioStatic (qpr) - Amazing QPR series (there's like 15 OS to date) of these three being fluffy (while still being in- character). I can't stress enough just how much I love this one. Alastor is AroAce, Vox is AlloAce and Luci is AroAllo, need I say more?

Mom Said It’s My Turn To Project On The Human Hungry Pyschopath! - The title makes me giggle every time lmao. It's about Alastor having Visual Snow Syndrome (VSS) which is a condition where basically there's constant spots in your vision that can be transparent, black and white, colorful and so on, there's other symptoms. Anyway, Alastor has it, suffers, and his partners take care of him, as they should.

Does someone have any fluffy radioapple fics 👉👈 like...of them being in 😳 love....

[ineffableslytherinking]

The next chapter of Red with Envy is definitely going to be late cause I'm not even done writing it yet. Apologies, my writer's block has been terrible these past couple of weeks. But I'm working on it now, and here's an unedited preview.

Now it was Vox’s turn to look surprised because why the fuck would Alastor… oh. He pursed his lips and turned an accusing gaze on the serenely smiling Radio Demon. “Just had to announce it, did you?”  “Well, the lady asked!” he explained innocently, making a vague gesture with his microphone. “I saw no reason to be cagey about it, when you’ve never been shy about airing your sex life to the general public.”  “Yeah, and suddenly your desire for privacy goes out the window?” he demanded dryly. “Bullshit. You only answered to get under Lucifer’s skin.” “All water under the bridge!” He dismissed flippantly, and he leaned into Vox’s side as he peered around him to the devil. “After all, we have no more reason to be jealous of each other, right?” he sang, quoting Lucifer’s words from their previous conversation.  “Sure.” Lucifer rolled his eyes as he turned to look up at him with a sharp grin. “But I have every reason to be annoyed when you’re an insufferable asshole.” Vox laughed and removed his left hand from Lucifer’s shoulder to instead slide it around Alastor’s waist. “He’s right,” he agreed with a grin.

[ineffableslytherinking]

It's midnight somewhere. Chapter 7: Seeing Red of my RadioStaticApple fic Red with Envy has been posted!

Lucifer scoffed from over by the stove. “Maybe you should reconsider your disgusting diet.” He shot a revolted look at the raw slab of meat on the bar.  Alastor held stubborn eye-contact with him as he skimmed off another thin strip of meat and popped it into his mouth. Lucifer’s eyebrows shot up and he quickly turned around, making Vox relieved to know it wasn’t just him.  <Hey, asshole, don’t be holding eye-contact with my man while eating all sexy like that,> he broadcasted to him, mostly because he knew Alastor would hate the implication. As expected, the Radio Demon’s eyes went wide, his smile going tense. <Excuse me?> <You heard me. Lucifer is mine. No trying to seduce him.> He had to bite his lip to hold back an audible laugh at the look of Alastor’s utter disgust. <I assure you, the last thing I want is to seduce him.> He shook his head as he peeled off another slice of steak, but then he paused, raising an eyebrow. His smile twisted into a smirk, and then he held eye-contact with Vox as he fucking slurped it into his mouth. Vox felt a blush heating up his screen and he forced himself to look away, crossing his arms over his chest. <Asshole,> he broadcasted bitterly. His only response was inaudible laughter.

[ineffableslytherinking]

Chapter 12: Grey Area of my RadioStaticApple fic Red with Envy has been posted!

“I am… glad you decided to talk to me,” Alastor admitted, perhaps a bit uncomfortably, as he took a seat in the other armchair, sipping at his own drink. “Thank Lucifer,” Vox said just because he knew it would piss him off. “He insisted I needed to. Otherwise, I wouldn’t be here.” There was a poignant pause. “I see,” Alastor bit out. He couldn’t help but smirk viciously at the bitterness in his voice, still not looking directly at him. “Oh, what’s wrong, Alastor? Is it not fun being ignored when you’re looking for someone’s attention?” The demon’s eyes narrowed. “Now’s not the time to be petty.” Vox’s answering laugh echoed off the walls. “Says you?! You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me.” He shook his head as he leaned back in his chair, taking a long drink. “And it’s not petty, anyway. I just don’t want to talk to you. Because I hate you.” “Your hatred of me has never stopped you before,” he pointed out with a roll of his eyes.  “Oh, is that what the problem is, then?” he demanded, his mouth twisting bitterly as he finally turned his screen towards him. “You just can’t handle not being the center of attention? So the second I fall in love with someone else, you’ll do anything to get my attention back on you. Bet if you got it, you’d immediately turn around and push me away again.” He honestly wasn’t sure if he believed that or not, but it was certainly easier to think that way. “I pushed you away?!” Alastor slammed his glass down on the table, fixing Vox with a piercing glare. “I think that’s a bit of a rewrite, don’t you, old pal?”

[ineffableslytherinking]

Chapter 13: On a Silver Platter of my RadioStaticApple fic Red with Envy has been posted!

“Ah, Lucifer!” He kept his smile as relaxed as he could manage as he hinged at the waist to lean down next to him, hands clasping his microphone behind his back. “Could I have a word?” Everyone in the room jumped and turned to look at him in mild alarm, with the exception of Niffty, who stood up on the back of Lucifer’s chair where she’d been sitting, and turned to him with her eye wide and curious. “Alastor! Did you have sex with Vox?” He chuckled as he straightened up. He normally wouldn’t care to air such things in public, but… His smile climbed higher as he felt Lucifer’s eyes boring into him. “Yes, I did,” he answered casually. Lucifer squeezed his eyes shut, Angel and Cherri’s gazes snapped to him with concern, Husk ran a hand over his face with a sigh, and Niffty quivered with excitement. “Ooh, how was it?” “Now, now,” he patted her head fondly, “that is between myself and Vox.” “Where is Vox?” Lucifer growled, his eyes flashing open in a glare. His anger could potentially be problematic for what Alastor was planning, but given that it was coming from a place of insecurity, he should be able to use it to his advantage.  Alastor looked down at him as though just remembering he was there. “In my room, of course! Not to worry, your majesty, our picture box is just fine. I actually came down to speak with you. Privately. If you would be so kind.” He took a step back from the chair, making a grand gesture towards the door. 

[ineffableslytherinking]

Chapter 9: In the Dark of my RadioStaticApple fic Red with Envy has been posted!

The Radio Demon returned the look with a brief glare before his gaze shifted to the side. “Good morning, Vox. Since when are you such a late riser? You once had much better habits!” Husk let out a small laugh as he glanced over at them. “Is Lucifer actually getting you to sleep in?” he asked with an amused grin. Vox smirked at the cat demon, doing his best to ignore the other speaker. “Oh, we haven’t been sleeping.”  “Yeah, we’ve been busy with other things,” Lucifer echoed with a smug smile, eyes still locked on Alastor as he slipped his arm around Vox, his hand gripping his waist possessively.  Alastor’s lip curled. “Keep that to yourselves,” he snarled and turned back to the counter, dusting a tray full of pastries with powdered sugar.  Vox’s eyes blew wide, all thoughts of the current conversation flying from his mind. “Holy shit, did you make beignets?!”  The Radio Demon’s smile turned self-satisfied as he glanced back over at him. “Oh, that’s right. You always were a fan of my beignets, weren’t you?” he commented casually. 

[ineffableslytherinking]

Chapter 8: White Flag of my RadioStaticApple fic Red with Envy has been posted!

The television demon’s screen flickered, a small spark zapping between his antennae as he stared down at the legs casually draped across his lap. He swallowed thickly. “What are you doing?” he asked in as steady a voice as he could manage. Alastor raised an eyebrow innocently. “Just stretching out!” He leaned back a bit more, stretching his legs out further across Vox’s lap as he took a drink of his whiskey.  Vox narrowed his eyes as they swept over the Radio Demon’s face. He waited for the mocking jibe that he was sure would come, but instead, Alastor just smiled. “So, how was the rest of your week?” he asked casually. Vox blinked several times, shaking his head. Since he’d arrived at the hotel, Alastor had been acting strangely, and now Vox was starting to feel like he had been plunged into a different universe. “Alright, you hate small talk. What the hell is going on here?” Alastor’s second eyebrow joined the first in the picture of surprise. “Why, I’m just being polite!” “Yeah, and that makes it even weirder. You’re being almost nice. Or your equivalent, at least. What gives?”

[ineffableslytherinking]

Chapter 6: Red Flags of my RadioStaticApple fic has been posted!

Okay, fuck that. Vox pushed his way into the room, cutting off Lucifer’s demand of, “What are you-” “Hey, am I interrupting something?” He stepped up behind Lucifer, resting his hands on the Devil’s waist possessively as he glared at Alastor, who returned the look through narrowed eyes. Fuck you, asshole, I’m here for him.   Lucifer tilted his head back to smile up at him as he leaned back against his chest. “Oh, you know, just Mr. Radio Demon here being an entitled prick, but that’s nothing out of the ordinary.” “Who let you in and allowed you to just wander around the hotel?” Alastor demanded.  Vox rolled his eyes. “Charlie. And I wasn’t wandering around, she told me this was where I’d find Lucifer.” He shifted his gaze down to the man in question, ignoring the angry static beating against him. “Need help with the snacks?” “Sur-” “What are you doing, Vox?” Alastor cut him off sharply.  Vox blinked up at him. “I honestly don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.” “What are you doing here? Why the sudden interest in the hotel?” He scoffed. “My interest may have started with the hotel after their impressive display in the battle, but you could say that it’s evolved from there.” He gave Lucifer’s waist a demonstrative squeeze, glancing down at him with a smirk, which was returned happily.

[ineffableslytherinking]

Chapter 10: Murky Waters of my RadioStaticApple fic Red with Envy has been posted!

“Were you going to tell me that he didn’t believe you about… us?” he asked, and Vox’s eyes immediately darted away again. “I didn’t want to worry you with it. He’d have to figure out it was the truth eventually.” “And your other business partner?” “Same story.” He gave a slight shrug as his eyes returned to his boyfriend’s face. “And yeah, it’s been irritating, but it didn’t seem worth making a big deal over. Especially when you’re not big on social things.”  Lucifer’s expression relaxed into a soft, touched smile. “It’s just a couple people, that’s not too bad. And like I said, I should probably meet your partners! They’re important to you. And I’d… you know, like to be a part of your life,” he added, a faint blush creeping up his cheeks. Vox lifted himself up enough to be able to pull him into a kiss, wondering how in the seven layers he had managed to land the sweetest boyfriend in all of Hell. Lucifer returned the kiss happily, his hand sliding beneath his screen to help hold him upright. The kiss lasted for just a minute before it was interrupted by a surge of agitated radio static that immediately had Vox gritting his teeth against it. “Must you do that here?” Alastor demanded.

[ineffableslytherinking]

Chapter 14: Blue Screen of my RadioStaticApple fic Red with Envy has been posted!

Alastor’s jaw clenched for just a moment before his smile grew into something wide and mocking. “What a generous offer, your majesty. I would be delighted to take you up on that!” Lucifer blinked, his smirk falling. “You would?”  “Of course! It is in the spirit of sharing, after all. Unless you mean to tell me you only offered because you believed I would decline, hmm?” He leaned in, his eyes dancing maliciously.  Judging from the surprised look on Lucifer’s face, that was probably at least partially the truth, but he laughed it off. “Of course not! You’re perfectly welcome,” he bit out.  There were a tense couple seconds as they stared each other down, waiting for the other to fold. Vox’s eyes darted between them, and he wondered if he should intervene. Probably. But he enjoyed their displays, and this was still the path that got him out of having to choose. So, surely it wouldn’t be the worst thing to let them solve this for themselves.  “Lovely!” Alastor declared, standing and straightening his coat. “I’ll just nip up to my room to change into my pajamas, then.”  “Great!” Lucifer got to his feet, as well, pulling Vox up with him. “You know where to find us.” With that, he opened a portal and tugged Vox through it before the television demon had a chance to react. 

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Chapter 11: True Colors of my RadioStaticApple fic Red with Envy has been posted!

Lucifer set his jaw and looked over at him through narrowed eyes. “Why’d you leave Vox beaten and bloody when you were supposed to be his friend?” he demanded.  The entire atmosphere of the room shifted, becoming tense enough that it was difficult to breathe. Alastor’s smile flattened and his eyes went wide, flickering from Lucifer to Vox and back again.  “He attacked me,” he said after a minute of silence. “I simply retaliated.” “Way more than was necessary, from the sound of things,” Lucifer argued coldly. “You don’t do that to someone you thought of as a friend.”  “Luci,” Vox protested quietly, eyes glued to his lap. He didn’t want to hear this. Didn’t want to relive that day.  “Vox is the one who ended our friendship,” Alastor spat, his free hand curling into a fist on his lap, while his other tightened around the glowing jenga block. “All because I refused to join his little team. So yes, I lashed out. I was hurt, I-”  Vox’s gaze snapped to Alastor’s face just in time to see his expression turn panicked as he realized what he had said. He flung the block from his hand and it hit the tower, the resulting clatter of all the blocks crashing down echoing in the sudden silence of the room. Not even Lucifer seemed to know what to say to that.