#r.i.p. what little innocence that I had
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bisexualiteaa · 1 year ago
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Them catching you listening to dirty songs 👀
Feat. John "soap" MacTavish, König, Simon "Ghost" Riley
Smutty suggestive themes 18+
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John "Soap" MacTavish
Song: Dick by StarBoi3 feat. Doja cat
- You were both on your way to the gym for a good work out, (gym couple goals) when you'd noticed that one of your wireless earbuds had gone missing, but didn't really think anything of it, thinking you must have dropped one on the way out or accidentally left it at home.
- little did you know, Johnny nabbed it when you weren't looking, ever so curious of what you listened to when you were doing your sets and what music motivated you through your workouts.
- he found it rather normal at first, your usual selection of music playing for a bit, so when it played, he was as caught off guard as a deer in headlights. He was weight lifting when he heard the song play, and damn near dropped the weights when he heard it.
- he looked over at you, watching as you worked out your core and legs, mouthing the words as the main chorus hit, hitting your squats to the beat.
"She made some plans on my dick tonight"
"She not with him tonight, she not with Jim tonight"
"She in the gym tonight"
"Workout in that pussy (Ayy)"
"I'm gettin' ripped tonight"
"R.I.P that pussy (Ayy)"
"I'm goin' in tonight"
- his jaw was slack, watching you mouth the words to such a flithy song with a grin on your face, while at the gym of all places, but you were in your own little world.
- when your eyes met his gaze, you were none the wiser, giggling and waving at him happily as he watched you, thinking he was just checking you out or making sure no one was going to try and play moves on you. How could you be so cute and innocent but such a little demon too?
- he definitely needed to steal your earbuds more often, because afterwards, he made sure you made some plans with his dick that night.
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König
Song: 34 + 35 by Ariana Grande
- you were all out at the bar drinking together after a rather rough week when the song came on.
- to start, he knew you could sing, you'd been together since before he joined Task Force 141, what he wasn't expecting was you to sing along to a song like this out in public
"Yeah, we started at midnight, go 'til the sunrise"
"Done at the same time"
"But who's counting the time when we got it for life?"
"I know all your favorite spots"
"We can take it from the top"
"You such a dream come true, true"
"Make a bitch wanna hit snooze, ooh"
"Can you stay up all night?"
"Fuck me 'til the daylight"
"34, 35"
"Can you stay up all night?"
"Fuck me 'til the daylight"
"34, 35"
- you sang the whole thing, making the rest of the guys at the table laugh and cheer you on as you sang, seeing as they'd never heard you sing before, let alone a song like this.
- König however? The second he actually added 34 and 35 together in his head, his face burned red, but the fact that you were singing it? Made it so much hotter, and harder to think with the pictures of you doing those things running rampant through his mind.
- "I think that's your que to take her home" Gaz spoke up with a knowing grin, making you chuckle as you watched König sit frozen and looking at you in disbelief.
- you and your comrades took far too much delight in his shy reaction, but when you two made it back home? You both Subtracted the clothes, he divided your legs and helped you add 34+35.
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Simon "Ghost" Riley
Song: The Summoning by Sleep Token
- you were cooking breakfast when the song came on, usually liking to sing and dance to your music as you cooked.
- Simon was just waking up when he smelled what you were making, and he made it half way down the stairs when your music and the sight of you greeted him.
"Oh, and my love"
"Did I mistake you for a sign from God?"
"Or are you really here to cut me off?"
"Or maybe just to turn me on"
"'Cause these days"
"I would be lying if I told you that"
"I didn't wish that I could be your man"
"Or maybe make a good girl bad"
"I've got a river running right into you"
"I've got a blood trail, red in the blue"
"Something you say or something you do"
"The taste of the divine"
- he recognized it instantly from one of your nights of shared carnal passion, remembering how you melted at the way he moved his hips in time to the beat.
- he quietly treaded the rest of the way downstairs, his one hand wrapping around your throat as the other sat at your hip as he came up to you from behind, taking you off guard. But in the best possible way of course.
- "playing your favorite song, I see?" He asked, making you chuckle as he turned you around and kissed you.
- it wasn't long until breakfast was long forgotten, left to get cold as he bent you over the counter after replaying the song, pistoning his hips into you to the beat.
- and while breakfast may have grown cold, you certainly couldn't have been more of the opposite.
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0xstarzx0 · 7 months ago
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Don’t write it it stinks of toxic love
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[PART2] synopsis: The meeting of Rafe and Y/N is a little… chaotic.
[English is not my native language❗️❗️]
TW: insult, sex mentions, Rafe is an asshole? fight.
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Y/N
The resumption of classes was to pass properly, you had your dorm with a roommate nice enough. The campus was beautiful and the classes were not necessarily captivating but the activities after the classes were good for you
This morning, as every morning you left early enough to do your sport, the football field was used from 9am so you could practice quietly. This morning, as every morning you leave your dorm at 7 am to do your sport, the football field was used from 9 am so you can practice quietly.
You start doing your stretches quietly, the music in your ears allows you to concentrate, You start doing laps calmly.
You keep running when you notice someone near your things, you start to slow down and take off your headphones. You approach the person, who turns on hearing you.
He’s tall, much taller than you. He has ocean blue eyes and a tanned complexion, his blond hair on his forehead. He’s wearing a gray shirt and shorts.
He leans his head to the side. "You know leaving your bag in the middle of the field is like saying «please steal me»"
You look at him not knowing what to say. "I’ve been leaving him here for a few weeks now, no one is usually there…" He is intimidating, large people are intimidating but he, he releases some, charisma? or fear? No idea, but you’re really embarrassed.
He sighs and rubs his eyes. "Okay, yeah, you’re done training, leaving the professionals alone?" You frown, trying not to laugh. "Professionals?"
"Rafe Cameron best quarterback of last year, seriously, how long have you been here not to know?" he looks offended.
"I’m a freshman actually." He raises his eyebrows. "You’re a freshman?" You nod.
"impossible" he shakes his head, you smile and you stop laughing. "Why?" He begins to stretch." I never saw you at the party before and-" he cuts himself like he’s holding back from not saying shit. "You know what? Nothing."
You laugh. "What? No I want to know what you think!" He looks up and checks his shoelaces.
He starts running, you start running with him. "So you’re a sophomore?" You ask running at his own pace.
"Yeah" you’re thinking about the second question. "Are you on the football team?" "Yeah" "So you know Nate?" He suddenly stops and gives you a bad look.
"You know, girls usually make it clear they want my dick, they don’t play innocent." You roll up your lips and frown. "Why do you think I want you to fuck me?" You ask while crossing your arms on your chest.
"All the girls want it." he shrugs. "What if I’m a lesbian?" Even lesbians want it." You’re giving him a bad look. 
"You’re a stupid guy." You start to leave. He grabs your arm and you look at him." You be careful, baby, you’re tits trying to get away." You look at your chest quickly, and indeed the zip of your top had begun to come down. You close it quickly.
You planned to insult him but he starts running again you sigh of annoyance and walk towards your bag, you take it and leave.
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You finally finished your day of school, you walked around campus with your headphones to go back to the dorm when a guy rushes you in, he drops your stuff and doesn’t stop, he keeps running. "Asshole!" You yell so he can hear you.
You were going to pick up your stuff when insults make your head spin, eight guys in football jackets are running after him, you have the reflex to walk away at the right time.
It all goes by, some walk on your stuff and once they all come by, you finally pick them up, your sketchpad is completely ruined and your notepad is in a bad state.
you sigh and decide to go back to your dormitory, you go into your room and lock the door behind you, you turn around and see a person in the middle of your room.
"Rafe?!"
He turns and looks at you, an expression of surprise on the face. "Of all the fucking dorms I could fall on, I had to fall on yours." he says angrily. "What the hell are you doing in my room?" You get mad. He was going to answer but male voices are being heard through your open window. "Cameron, you son of a bitch, I swear you’re gonna pay me! On behalf of the Ucla football team!" You’re looking at Rafe. Did he get sued?
"Did you get chased by eight guys?" you ask shocked. "Already they were nine and then it’s none of your business." he sits on your bed. "Of course, if it’s my business, you broke into my room!" you scream. he gets up and puts his hand on your mouth, you struggle but he beckons you not to make any noise. You hear a group passing right in front of your room, the walls are really thin.
He walks away from you and looks at your damaged things, sighs and puts a hand on his forehead. You stare at him. "How long are you going to hide in my room?" You ask, you take off your jacket." By the time they leave." You sigh and lie on the bed, you’re on your phone when you get messages from Nate Jacobs. He is kind, handsome and tall but you don’t find anything interesting. You ignore his messages and close your eyes.
"Are you really going to sleep now?" asks Rafe. "I’m tired, okay?" You open your eyes and look at him, he crosses his arms on his chest." why don’t you come to the football players' party?" he asks. " I don’t want to"
 The truth that you’re afraid to end up with several guys in the same room, football players are just big bully without brains, you’re sure that for them no means yes.
He nods his unconvinced head, and hats echo at the door. You frown not expecting visitors, Rafe frowns and approaches your door, he looks through the blinker of the door. He comes back annoyed. "Why is Nate Jacobs coming to see you?" he asks to upset.
You stand up and throw an insult. "He’s never gonna leave me alone or what?" You whisper. You get up and head to your closet. You take an oversized sweatshirt and give it to Rafe, you also throw him a cap. He looks at you not understanding the situation. You take your jacket and a cap and put on.
"You’re gonna stay where you’re gonna come out the window with me?" he sighs, he takes off his jacket and puts on your sweatshirt, he puts the cap on his head and puts on his hood. 
You tell him to go out first, so he can help you down and he does it. Once outside he waits for you to get both your legs out. 
He grabs you by the waist and gently puts you on the floor. You look into his eyes. "Thank you." You say embarrassed, he still has his arms around you, it takes a few seconds before he walks away and nods.
"What do we do now?" he asks walking beside you. "Now you’re going to buy me a sketchpad." You say smiling." You helped me so I could buy you some things?" You take a falsely shocked face. "Me? Never."
You walk side by side. "Why did Nate come to you?" he says, stopping, you turn around and look at him. "He likes me, I think." You start walking again and he follows you. " and you? you like him?" you shrug." Not really, but he’s nice, I stay with him sometimes, and you like him?" Rafe looks disgusted. "Arg, this guy is a fool, he thinks he’s a god because he was captain of his team before." Rafe said angrily.
You walk around saying nothing when Rafe grabs your arm. "Nate, are you sure he loves you?" You look at him with incomprehension. "Yeah, why?" Rafe nods. "You know he’ll stop taking an interest in you.. if I don’t know, you went to parties with other guys."
You lean your head to the side. "What’s your idea?" Rafe closes his  noeyes and takes a deep breath." Make him think something’s going on between us and he’ll leave you alone." What?" You raise your voice.
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PART3 . . . .
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With the vernal equinox now under our belt I thought a spring lamb would be apropos. This might be my all-time favorite taxidermy piece that I’ve made. If not my favorite, it’s definitely the most personal.
TITLE ~ Ewe Time: Lamb-enting the Passing of Childhood Delight(s)
My husband found this lamb frozen to death while he was hiking a remote rural road in South Dakota. It had somehow wandered from safety and ended up outside the pasture fence where it couldn’t fend for itself, miles away from its home. It was a moving reminder about the harshness of life. It was also a story about crossroads; how every decision affects the course of your existence. The lamb’s story was such a powerful one that it needed to be woven into the layers of this piece.
I mounted the lamb in a serene standing pose on a monument-like base; its shape and feel intended to evoke the feeling of a statue in a cemetery. The lamb is standing in bright green artificial turf atop the base. On the front of the base there is a small chrome plaque engraved with “R.I.P.” The lamb’s emotionless mirrored eyes reflect its surroundings, while around its neck a tight collar bears the weight of a ticking timepiece. Another ticking clock has replaced the spot the lamb’s heart should occupy. The title of this piece is a play on words and alludes to a dark and melancholy autobiographical story about sacrifice and the loss of innocence. The lamb is intended to be reminiscent of a child’s stuffed plush toy, while the clocks are a metaphor for the passage of time. With age carefree days disappear. And soon time itself begins to disappear – the time you had to yourself before you had adult responsibilities. “You time” becomes a scarce commodity. Adult responsibilities bring hardship, and hardship brings disenchantment; the disenchantment that all professional artists will experience at some point during their career as they struggle to survive solely on the income from their art sales.
I chose the title for this piece before I had actually begun work on it. Little did I know that it would live up to its name. This piece represents the most career stress I have ever experienced due to a string of events that included (among other things) a painfully expensive shipping fiasco and the gallery giving the person who bought this piece a discount without my consent. All of which contributed to me taking a financial beating on the sale because I had also underestimated how much time needed to be devoted to the project. And devoted I was. So much so that when I was working on this piece circumstances necessitated bringing it along on a roadtrip to an out-of-state family holiday gathering because I was working under such a horrendous deadline. The process of tanning an animal hide requires the hide to remain in a bath of chemicals for a number of days so I couldn’t postpone it until I got back from the trip or I would run out of time to complete the project. So a white 5-gallon bucket containing tanning chemicals and a lamb skin was among the luggage on the trip.
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Garishly colored animals were among the very first taxidermy pieces I ever created and remain among my signature works. They were a prominent strain of my work when my colleagues and I launched the genre of Rogue Taxidermy in 2004. Dyed taxidermy has since become a popular practice among other artists and it’s among my contributions to the genre that I hold dear. This makes my dyed animals even more special to me and I will be sharing more of them with you in the coming days. If you enjoyed this post I encourage you to follow my account for more related stories. I also encourage you to learn more about the often misunderstood and misrepresented art form of rogue taxidermy. Link here to read about the birth of the genre and what types of work it encompasses. It’s likely not what you think.
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jellofangy · 10 months ago
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THE RESULTS (FINAL PART)
The final batch of the results is here. This is where you all get to find out who is the ultimate survivor of these traumatic events! Where we left off we saw more shocking deaths, more broken people and the maddening rampage of Mr Scatterbrain! It's time to end these games and see who wins!
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FFS MISS CALAMITY YOU WERE DOING SO WELL.
And to think we thought she would SPARE Mr Messy. I guess she changed her mind. A shocking ending for both Mr Messy and District 6.
10th Place: Mr Messy (District 6)
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Oh would you look at that. Karma finally came into Dillydale. What a Calamity for Miss Calamity and District 11!
And the cherry on top? Mr Small is dead at the SAME TIME! Mr Stubborn seems to harbouring a ton of emotional damage at this point having to do something like that... At least Mr Small will be reunited with his bf Mr Nosey in death. R.I.P District 5.
9th Place: Miss Calamity (District 11)
8th Place: Mr Small (District 5)
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And there goes Mr Grumpy's good heart. Though I must say despite dying Mr Nervous got a whole lot further into this game than I expected, even with all of that severe anxiety.
7th Place: Mr Nervous (District 7)
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Oh thank Christ Miss Scary finally deals with Mr Scatterbrain alive or not. I guess she must've been waiting for the perfect time to strike back again.
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Ngl this part of the simulator got me much harder than it was supposed to. For context everyone is trying to get away from poisonous smoke.
Up until this point Miss Chatterbox hasn't killed anyone and is pretty much innocent in these games, teaming up to hunt other tributes aside (Though again never killed anybody then). To see her pull off such a sacrifice in a last act of kindness and honour for her fallen friends just to save Mr Lazy, ANOTHER innocent in these games (And who is my fav) just breaks my heart and shows that everyone here was just players in a game of death that had no choice if they wanted to live, no matter how horrific their actions were. No one truly wanted this after all. And you know what the saddest thing about this sacrifice is...?
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It was all in vain... (And don't ask me how he died anyway because the simulator never told me.)
6th Place: Miss Chatterbox (District 8)
5th Place: Mr Lazy (District 7)
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Mr Stubborn DEFINITELY can't have resisted being stubborn here. I bet he wanted to get more supplies but the smoke got to him first.
4th Place: Mr Stubborn (District 4)
This is it. The final battle. Only 3 players left. It's time to SHOW THE RESULTS!
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And with this the ultimate menace of the games has finally been defeated.
3rd Place: Mr Scatterbrain (District 3)
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The tragic and triumph end has finally happened. Despite everything, even she knew Mr Grumpy didn't deserve a fate like this. She survived, but at the cost of a popular character in the series. Sorry Mr Grumpy fans.
2nd Place (Runner-up): Mr Grumpy (District 3)
So uhh... There you have it. That was the Dillydale games. I think I took this more seriously than I should've but oh well. I just wanted to have some fun. Don't expect me to do this again I'm already unmotivated enough as it is. I hope you enjoyed this silly little thing I did and everyone say congratulations to Miss Scary as well as to everyone who rooted for her!
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WINNER: Miss Scary! (District 9)
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It's time to turn this fanbase on it's head. Vote on who you want to survive the 1st annual Dillydale games!!!
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balls-heheh · 5 years ago
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delicrieux · 4 years ago
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—MAKE YOU SAY “OH” EXTRAS: TINDER
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extra meaning non-canonical occurrence; can be placed anywhere in the “make you say oh” timeline after couple (cha. 14) and before the final “oh”. 
pairing—corpse husband x f!reader warnings—tinder profiles, tw: men, swearing.  word count—2.6k. format— written. ─── ❥ req by nonnie​:  y/n makes a youtube vid/live stream where she's just swiping through her tinder acc and corpse literally blocks her lmao
author’s note—akldsljfs this was such a funny idea i could not not write it lmao
ultimate masterlist. myso masterlist
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You have pulled the biggest brain move by setting up both a facecam and a screen recorder on your phone. All is beautifully displayed and visible during the stream. Your fanbase is particularly intrigued on what exactly are you planning on doing today, seeing as your tweet of “strea” had been a bit vague, if not downright ominous. No emojis. No elaboration. You couldn’t even be bothered to finish the word. Truly, a mystery. Everyone tuned in and are currently waiting with bated breath.
A few of your fans must sense upcoming doom because the overall mood in the chat turns from optimistically intrigued to...evil. It’s an entity all on it’s own now, clawing at you through the screen with various renditions of laughter and devil emojis. A few eggplants thrown in there for good measure, accompanied, naturally, by the scandalous water drops. At first the common consensus is that you’re biting the bullet and going through your camera roll on stream. Definitely an idea worth considering, though you frankly don’t know what lies at the start of the 11k photograph journey, and you are afraid to check in public. Could be a harmless meme, could be a salacious pic you had saved of an OF star. It’s really a gamble. Either way, you would definitely get banned. You might still get banned. Why do you insist on doing shit like this?
Because it’s funny. Because you’re kinda stupid. Because it’s just so absolutely laughably easy to do.
A smile quirks your lips, and while it is not explicitly smug, the look in your eyes sure is, “Greetings,” You utter lowly, dimming the lights--the budget for this stream! Ugh, you went all out, “my children.”
mother i crave violence
sensing evil energy rn!!
i do not claim the energy in this video for myself or anyone else watching this 💖💖
^with peace and love shut the fuck up
“I know y’all lowkey hoes-” Upon your words the chat splits into two: one side eagerly agrees (even shares a few OF accounts! How helpful, supporting small businesses!), whilst the other feverishly insists on innocence. You make a face stuck somewhere between offended and bewildered, “Now c'mon now-I know you. I know you all. We’re the same, don’t-what was that?”
You try to scroll back to the comment but it’s loss in the sea of incoming messages, “I swear to God I just saw-”
Corpse_Husband: i love late night streams it’s not like i have anything better to do.
“COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORPSE!!!!” 
rip headphone users
i cant feel my face when im with you by the weeknd but instead of face its my fucking ears
yall think full vol on pc is better?my parents woke up 😭😭😭😭
To think he’s spending his last waking moments for today with watching you (he probably still would have anyway, because you do not posses an ounce of shame or self-control and pester him relentlessly)! It makes your heart sing, and suddenly, a traitorous, fun hating idea barges it’s way through the crowd of incoherent buzzing and states: don’t do this. For some reason it also has the voice of Rae. As if that would work in guilt-tripping you- Rae never succeed, and her fictitious rendition in mind won’t fare much better either.
Still, you thought about it. That must count for something. Corpse will understand, won’t he? Why don’t you want to upset it in the first place? Men look so funny when they lose their shit, like hello, don’t you have anything better to do? But the image of Corpse just sitting there, hurt, distraught, leaving you on seen because he’s in his sad boy hours leaves a sour taste in your mouth. 
queen rly went from  🥺😊 to 😕 u ok bbgirl?
Corpse_Husband: no pouts cutie
akjdjoeijdfse cUTIE??? deadass boutta r.i.p.
Well that succeeded in eliminating everything from mind, doubts included. If this was an anime, the scenery would shift into something roseate, with flowers and bubbles and sparkles all around you along with a halo or two. Alas, not an anime, rather reality. The led-lights, however, seemingly possessing a will of their own, slowly turn from deep violet to pink. You smile brightly, like the absolute dumbass you are, and you are met with a ray of heart and blushing emojis. You are just so cute, a real cutie! Still in your disguise adorable state, you swipe your finger on your phone screen, the grin never leaving your lips.
There, among the plethora of apps, nestled sits a red square with a white fire plastered on it. The delicate calligraphy on the bottom reads: TINDER.
The mood changes once again- you’re giving the roaches emotional instability by how quickly everything flips over- and the chat spams eggplants vigorously; some, of course, bravely fight against the thirst.
nooooooo i thought y/n is gonna stream in a god honoring way!!!
^pack it up girl defined
“So, Charlie and I-” You note a few awfully curious comments and squint, “-yes, we talk a lot. Charlie is a really good friend of mine. We’re best friends. Brothers. Sisters. Cousins. The whole fucking family tree-no, that sounds weird. Delete. Anyway, Charlie, being the absolute fucker he is, said, hey, you know what would be funny? And I was like, nooo, what would be funny, Charlie? And he says to me, he says, says, making fun of men on Tinder. And if y’all need any more proof that Charlie and I are platonic soulmates, then dunno, my children, my roaches, I dunno-I dunno what more to give you.”
You can’t be bothered reading the comments, there’s too damn many. You also need to save your reading comprehension for the actual bios. It has a time limit, that darn thing. 
“Okay, so I made a profile earlier, but I hadn’t swiped on anyone yet-” Despite the fact, Tinder helpfully informs you that already 99+ people have swiped right on you, “So, this is me,” You show the pictures you have of yourself, and damn, not to be a conceited narcissist, but you look really good. Like if you saw yourself on Tinder, you’d super like instantly. “Uhm, so, my bio-my bio says: let’s sauce in the tub together, ya dig? splishy splashy, giggle giggle.” 
i cant believe we are witnessing y/n trying to form a coherent sentence live 
shes trying give her time
ya dig??? y not capeesh
what scene from the godfather is this lol?
��My anthem, is,” You laugh, covering your lips with your hand, “Corpsie, this is form you-” Proudly, you show that indeed, Corpse’s E-GIRLS ARE RUINING MY FUCKING LIFE is listed as your anthem on Spotify, “Hehe.” Yes, you say that aloud.
Corpse_Husband: you’re killing me Corpse_Husband: thanks baby Corpse_Husband: now delete tinder ❤︎
You ignore his last quip, deciding it’s finally time to get this show on the road, “Right, let’s do this shit. I’m not actually going to swipe on any guys that look, uh, decent? Yuck, can’t believe I just said that, uhm, because I-because I feel like some actually deserve a chance with someone? I don’t wanna get anyone’s hopes up, as I am currently in a long distance relationship with Chrollo. So I’m just gonna swipe on, like, frat boy assholes. Because I don’t care if I hurt their feelings. Quite frankly I don’t think they possess them in the first place.”
The chat voices their agreements. With the ground rules set, you, giddy, click on the first profile.
Does Tinder know what you’re doing, your plan? The FBI agent watching you through your phone must be working overtime, bless his heart. They must, because the the first guy to meet you is named Jason, and there he is, blond hair and blue eyes, holding up a fish the size of his torso. Marginally adequate in looks, pretty good muscles. A solid 7 bordering on 8. He’s the same age as you, 15 miles away, and he studies at some college you don’t care enough to look up. Bio reads:
I like to drive fast. Fishing is my passion, but if you can’t catch me by the ocean, you’ll catch me catching waves, bro! Love a good gym date. You do squats, and I’ll keep a close eye to make sure you’re doing it correctly ;) You probably saw me at a party. Leader of the The Phi Kappa Psi. I’m a Gemini, if that matters lol.
You, of course, read it aloud, dramatically; provide some constructive criticism-he seems nice, but he’s a Gemini, so naturally, you can’t trust him at all! Also, that gym date session leaves little to be desired. With your rant done, you swipe right, and shocker! (not), it’s an instant match.
“Okie, I still wanna swipe of some profiles, so I’ll see what he’ll text later-” For a second you wonder the legalities of this stream, but you’re having too much fun to think of it further, “guys, I won't get sued, right?”
NOW she considers it
well....
if you do, we’ll kickstart your lawyer dw <3
Onto the next profile. Kevin, 25, is seen fixing his car- or, you assume he’s mid-fixing it, you don’t really know why else he’d hold a wrench and be covered in oil. He’s shirtless, and the caveman part of your brain echoes something closely resembling AWOOOGA!, but...but!...blonde hair, blue eyes. You pout again, “I don’t...I don’t really like blond boys, ya know? With the blue eyes and all, it’s just not my thing, uhm, unless it’s like-like...Armin from Attack on Titan. Else I don’t care.”
Onto the bio:
You have to treat a car like you treat a woman: go on long rides, take the lead, but most importantly, keep her oiled up 😜 
“What the fuck did I just read?”
The chat is equally confused. You swipe right anyway- another match. Too easy.
The stream continues without incident for a solid thirty minutes- all of your matches, expect a few that genuinely looked like normal dudes that really couldn’t write a decent bio to save their lives, had been blond hair blue eyed gym rats with ranging forms of misogyny. Some opened with asking for nudes out right, some asked about your day first before asking for nudes. You prefer the former. Straight to the point! You admire the gall. 
But then, down the forty-five minute mark a profile popped up that made you still by your phone, your smile dying as your eyes bulged. Dear God. Lord in heaven. Who is this demonspiit lookalike and why is he so fucking hot? The neck tats, the skateboard, the clothes- holy shit, you gotta close your mouth before some drool dribbles out.
No bio, just his name, Tyler, and that he’s 23.
“He boutta be 23 in me.” You mutter, swiping right with lightning speed.
WHAT DID SHE SAYYYYY?????????
tyler is y/ns karma for relentlessly mocking that one guy that had a whole ass list on what his “female” partner should be
^he deserved it and also tyler seems like a typical fuckboi y/n grow a braincell
look at mom 🥺 her eyes are sparkling
It wasn’t a match right away. You somehow expected as much, but it still upset you. Simp behavior, pathetic. The stream continued bravely, and when Tyler messaged you a simple “yo” you totally didn’t sequel. You didn’t manage to text him back on stream: texting all those guys that you didn’t really find all that attractive was easy, but this...You’re a sucker for a man who radiates red flag energy. His whole profile is a red flag. He might just be a red flag himself.
What can you do? Suddenly becoming color blind is not easy. Once the stream ends, you unmatch with everyone expect Tyler. He you chat with for a bit, but a sudden craving for different company makes you abandon him, too. You don’t feel too heartbroken for him- you’re certain there’s already too many girls in his dms. You wish them luck.
Happily, you delete Tinder. You go to Twitter, notice you’re trending again- look at you go! Queen shit- and as you compose a thank you tweet, something strange happens. You go to text Corpse, but when you click on his profile you grow cold.
YOU’RE BLOCKED. You can’t follow or see @/Corpse_Husband ‘s Tweets. 
...Pardon? You hop onto Instragram and-also blocked. Seriously? And you thought you’re one petty bitch. Corpse is seriously prissy about everything. Damn, if he didn’t like your stream, he could’ve just said so. Didn’t need to, like, block you from his internet existence. So not cool.
You try texting him but no text go through. Well how will you let him know you deleted Tinder just like he asked? You relieve your frustrations by punching your pillow a few times. Later, you apologize to her, you didn’t mean to hurt her, it’s not her, it’s you. Fuck, 5 minutes of exile and you’re already loosing your mind.
“Raeeeeeeeeeeee!” You whine loudly. It’s roughly 2am now, but you don’t care. You’re too heartbroken to care. There’s a thump from her room, but nothing else, “Raeeeeeeeee!!!” You wail, wallowing in self-pity on your bed. You hear a very loud, very annoyed sigh from her room, followed by angry marching. Your door is abruptly thrown open, and in the dim, colorful light you see her scowl.
“What?” She grits.
“Can you please tell Corpse to unblock me from everything?”
“What did you do now?”
“I made fun of men on Tinder.”
She pauses, “...That doesn’t sound so bad.” She surmises, voice laced with suspicion, “What else?”
“...There was one really hot guy that I kinda sorta talked to after--”
“Y/n.”
“-But I totally deleted Tinder and honestly he was pretty boring, so, like, uhm, please?”
She sighs, the servery of which implies she is holding the weight of the world on her shoulders, and instantly you know that you won. She taps away at her phone, “You owe me one.” She states, and before you can reply, she exits your room and slams the door behind her.
Grinning, you text his phone again. The message goes through, oh gosh, you’re so relieved you feel like crying. This has been, officially, the worst five minutes of your life.
You Y DID U BLOCK ME LOSER!!! MAJOR LOSER ALERT!! I DELETED EVERYTHING IT WAS A JOKE r u still mad at me? y u always mad at me i never do anything:(
my husband You’re my baby, how do you think I’ll react when I see you publicly simping for some asshole on Tinder?
Oh no, he used the words, he delivered the killing blow. You’re finished. Your heart can’t take such a workout. 
Not that you would ever admit it to him, though!
You hehe ur jellyyyy u always dis jealous hehe?
my husband Not jealous.
Yeah, you might not be the brightest tool in the shed, but even you know that’s a lie. You send him an array of kissy emojis that he doesn’t have the decency to reply to. Then, completely unprompted and dead serious, you send him a simple voice memo, saying: “You really have nothing to worry about, you know? You’re my favorite, Corpsie.”
He responds via text, reiterating that he’s not fucking jealous and that he just doesn’t like when you show such outward interest in anyone but it’s not like he cares or anything. It’s just really, like, weeeeird to see his baby simping for another man like that totally ruins the whole dynamic!!! It was only natural that he should block you on every social media platform, including his personal number (which, like, was completely necessary! Doesn’t matter that his viewers can’t see it, it’s gotta be super believable!), and inform his followers of that, because it’s all a joke, like, for the dynamic, that Youtube grind, you know? Ya dig? No personal feelings were involved at all. He totally wasn’t upset that you found someone else cute, no way!
my husband I’m not jealous. Lol.
You ik u repeated tht like 50 times  u trynna convince me or??? lmao
my husband No comment. ...You don’t actually talk to anyone else like we’re talking, right?
You no one else calls me their baby if thts wat ur wondering at least not to my knowledge lol im all urs
my husband That makes me very happy to hear:)
Yeah, it makes you very happy, too.
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imayanderesimp · 3 years ago
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I was wondering if i could request platonic todoroki fam with a reader who watches anime. Like dabi sometims gives reader options Rei wouldn't like them to watch. If your curious what i mean its basically that the anime looks innocent then goes dark type of animes.
[this post talks about 18+ content please dni with this post if your younger then that]
[This post includes spoilers for some anime’s + games dni if you don’t want to be spoiled]
Oh shit
Welp R.I.P dabi
Dabi who notices your love towards innocent anime’s
Then he realizes that he can corrupt you by Getting you into hentai
Which basically is hentai and 18+ things that rei would never approve of
So first he had you watch A Promised Neverland which starts off innocent right?
Yeah when Rei saw a dead child’s corpse she cut it off and sent you both to your rooms
Then there was demon slayer which also starts off innocent and yeah you know death
Rei told dabi anymore inappropriate anime’s and she would take away all his weed
That’s right she knew about the weed
Then there was food wars the anime
Rei decided that the family should watch this one with you guys
And it was all going well until...
Well if you watched food wars you know what happens
So no more anime for a month and they probably need some therapy lessons after this because your entire family just got traumatized
So dabi got an idea
He asked shiggy to lend over some games and audios or he was gonna reveal his secret addiction to the league
And he showed you hentai and nfsw asmr
Your face was a blushing mess
Dabi kept the headphone close to your ears but he could still hear the moans of boys and girls and the Asmr pounding sounds
Oh how he was determined to corrupt his little sibling
And this became normal for you two
You’d come into his room he’d plug up the headphones and you sat there listening to audios and rubbing your legs together
Dabi just found it funny how you’d do this asking for new stuff sometimes
And god help you two when rei found out
She was pissed absolutely pissed
She locked you in your room with dabi and destroyed your anime all of them
When you left the room and saw everything destroyed you almost started crying
Dabi comforted you and despite being fucked up as he is he knew it wasn’t your fault it was his
So he went off on his mother
He even confronted her about her crazy yandere methods and how crazy she is
About how she is worse then he is as a villain and she should feel ashamed
It sent rei into tears while the family was trying to calm her down endeavor talked to dabi
His punishment was staying in a jail cell for a week and when he got out....
You hugged him for the first time and said thank you
Then asked him for more nfsw Asmr audios
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heezoneie · 4 years ago
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Hi, can I request a SKZ and Enhypen legal line reaction to you doing WAP or twerking out of nowhere?
i though this one was fun to write 😆, thank you for the request! <3
group: enhypen & stray kids
member: enhypen legal line & all of stray kids
genre: crack(?), fluff, possibly suggestive at times
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Enhypen Legal Line
Heeseung:
• you guys had been just chilling on the couch at the dorms, the other boys no where to be found.
• your head rested on heeseung’s lap as he scrolled through his phone. “hee, i’m bored” he looked down at your face upon hearing your statement.
• “well there’s not much we can do right now, maybe when the boys get back.” he stated playing with your hair.
• growing impatient, a mischievous idea popped in your head. sitting up from his lap, you go to set your phone on the tv stand directly in font of the couch.
• you were about to do a challenge that has been going around tiktok for quite a while. you were not one to do tiktok challenges very often, so this would come as a surprise for heeseung.
• seeing you stand up got heeseung curious. he watched your every move as you setup your video.
• when the familiar “WAP” began to play through your phone speakers, heeseung’s eyes widened.
• as soon as you started actually doing the dance, he would be so flustered. face beet red, but bby would not be able to take his eyes off you.
• he thought you did such a good job, even if the dance was a bit “pRoVOcAtIve” so after you finished the dance and walked over you him, he immediately buried his head in your neck.
• “that was so good baby, but try a less inappropriate dance next time? okay?”
Jay:
• you and jay were in the practice room at the company because he decided to stay back to get some extra work in.
• he asked you to come keep him company, since he didn’t want to be alone. ofc you showed up, bc who wouldn’t want to watch their boyfriend dance.
• after a while of practicing, you and jay decided to just listen to music over the speakers, until a rather seductive song came on.
• feeling bold, you decided to dance a little to it. swaying your hips side to side, twerking, anything to match the mood of the song.
• jay’s eyes darkened at the sight of you dancing like that. he didn’t know you could possibly be any sexier.
• jay watched the way your hips moved, your face, your legs. he made sure to take in every little move you were doing.
• after the song ended, he came up behind you and grabbed your hips. he pushed you against the wall and turned you to face him.
• “my pretty baby. that was rather bold to dance like that when anybody could walk in and see you.” he leaned in to your ear, “i think you should dance for me like that back home....but with less clothing.”
Jake:
• jake had just got finished with a long day of practice, and wanted nothing more than to come home to his amazing s/o.
• you however, had been lounging around the house all day. you were scrolling through your phone, when you decided you would past the time by making some tiktoks.
• you had been midway through doing the “WAP” challenge, when your boyfriend (with amazing timing) walked in.
• jake kinda just stood there flustered, not knowing what to do. he really said some “🧍‍♂️”
•getting up from the ground, you grabbed your phone and rewatched the tiktok. seeing jake’s reacting made you laugh.
• you turned around to him, where he still stood just staring at you. (bby malfunctioned)
• “jake? you good?” blinking a couple times, he finally snapped out of his daze, “OH, uh yeah i just- uhm. you were good, i just didn’t know you could dance like that.”
• smiling you went to give him a hug, “i could dance like that more if you want 😉”
•this boy d r a g g e d you back to your room with the biggest smirk on his face.
Sunghoon:
• okay, so this boy is a little 🤏 a w k w a r d
• when you stated twerking in the middle of the kitchen he didn’t know what to do
• it’s not that he didn’t like it, cause he most definitely did (possibly got a little turned on)
• it’s just he didn’t know what to do or what to say, so he kinda just...walked out?
• you followed him into the living room where he just sat on the couch thinking about what to say.
• “ you okay hoon?” he looked up from the couch, “ i need a second to process what happened.”
• after a couple of minutes of silence he grabbed you and pulled you onto his lap, with each of your legs on either side of him.
• “how about you do it again, but this time i want to feel you.”
Stray Kids
Chan:
• you guys were in his studio, while he was working you decided to tease him a little bit ;)
• you got off the couch and slowly walked up behind his chair. you proceeded you slowly turn his chair around to face you.
• you stared to dance/twerk very sensually in front of him. his eyes said “👀”
• he thought you looked so good, like his baby dancing for him? pure bliss.
• he watched you so closely, just admiring the way you moved your body. you put him a whole trance.
• bby chan did not know how to control himself after seeing you dance like that.
• he took of his headphones, and took you to the couch, let’s just say your teasing worked very well ;)
Minho:
• this was actually a dare you had gotten from felix. being the tiktok king he is, he dared you to do the WAP in front of minho.
• you obviously couldn’t turn down a dare, so you agreed. felix helped you plan how to make it seem less forward.
• you were gonna go into the practice room while minho was in there, and ask him if he wanted to do some tiktoks with you (you knew he was gonna say no, cause he was most likely going to be tired)
• minho enjoyed watching you do tiktoks, bc he thought you were the cutest little thing, even if he would never say it.
• he thought you were gonna do some innocent dance like the renegade or another challenge.
• when he saw you start getting on the floor and twerking his mind went completely blank.
• that was until he remembered you were filming. he immediately ran to turn off the camera.
• “that’s only for me to see baby, but could you send that video to me? for research purposes😇”
Changbin:
• changbin had called you to come hang out with him at the dorms, cause why not?
• when you got to dorms you noticed none of the other boys besides changbin himself were there.
• “where are the other boys binnie?” you asked while going to give him a hug. “i think they are all at the company, they still had some work to do.”
• after releasing from the hug, the both of you went to cuddle in bed. curling up into changbins side, you got an idea.
• “hey binnie?” he looked at you, “do you want to see a dance i learned?” surprised, he quickly nodded his head and sat up against the headboard.
• you got off the bed and began to slowly walk up to changbins side of the bed. he looked you up and down while licking his lips.
• you began to dance a special dance you made just for him. he closely watched the way you moved against the floor, and eventually the way you moved against him.
• once you finished he grabbed your hips and pulled you closer, “your lucky we are the only ones home.”
Hyunjin:
• we all know this man would be so vv shocked when you started slowly twerking on him the middle of the dance room.
• ofc he loved it, but he was so surprised he pushed you off 😔
• you kinda just stood there embarrassed, like you took a bold move and failed (r.i.p y/n)
• but he eventually he pulled back by the hips, and started to move against you as well.
• he guided your hips against his, and you both were lowkey just grinding against each other in the private dance room.
• mans got super turned on, and immediately took you home where you both could have some more fun ;)
Jisung:
• bby would hype you up, he’s your personal hype man for sure.
• as soon as you started dancing for him he would be cheering you on, dancing with you, you name it.
• he would be so excited bc he just lives to match your vibe :(((
• would 100% video tape you so he can watch it later when he’s feeling sad.
• would definitely admire the way you move, and be so shocked, like he never knew his bub could dance like this???
• he would ask you to teach him the dance, and probably end up having a dance party with you.
Felix:
• this babe would join you, as soon he saw you setting up the phone. he jumped from his place on the couch.
• “Oooooo, what tiktok are we doing???” he would be so eager to make every tiktok with you, cause he love bonding with you :((
• when y’all started doing the “WAP” he got excited cause he knew the dance already. he was also excited to see you dance to it.
• probably had small naughty thoughts going through his mind while watching you, but for the most part he was happy seeing you enjoy yourself.
• when it came down to actually filming the tiktok, yall would be goofing off so much to the point you had to film it multiple times.
• just saying, the final product? y’all slayed.
Seungmin:
• okay, so i feel seungmin would act like he didn’t care, but hear me out.
• he would definitely be eyeing you the whole time your dancing, and be lowkey jamming in the background.
• but the second you look at him he’s this “😐”
• he doesn’t want you to know how much he’s actually enjoying watching you move your hips in that way.
• he would probably act annoyed, and tell you to hurry up, but would 100% love watching to dance.
• definitely sent himself the video of you dancing when you weren’t looking :)
Jeongin:
• he would, with no doubt, act disgusted. is he actually? no way.
• would absolutely NEVER let you know he really enjoyed watching you dance in a sexy form.
• would probably get embarrassed, and tell you to stop (he doesn’t actually want you to tho, he just doesn’t want anyone else to see you dancing so seductively)
• lowkey possessive, but in a cute pouty way, which is why he used the being disgusted as and excuse to get you to stop.
• would probably end up still getting turned on, and his face would turn so so red when you figured out the effect you were having on him.
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empathicstars · 2 years ago
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url spelled with songs!  
Empty Crown by yas     There’s a war inside my head     And I’m drowning in regret     When the lights come down, got an empty crown     My body’s missing pieces     Can’t pull it all together     My body’s missing pieces     I wish I could remember 
Made of Stone by Matt Courby    See, I left my father’s home    See, I left my mother’s arms    And I fell into a well of harm    I’m carrying a heart, but it’s made of stone    I’m carrying my heart but my heart is made of stone
Pretender (Acoustic) by AJR     I’m a good pretender    Won’t you come see my show?    I got lots of problems    Well, good thing nobody knows    Oh, I’m insecure, I’m insecure    I think I like what I’m supposed to    Like what I’m supposed to    I don’t even mess with drugs    I do that ‘cause you say it’s dope to    You say it’s dope to    I’m a good pretender    I’m not really cool    I’m a good pretender    ‘Cause I’m just like you    I do not belong here    You all clearly do    But I’m a good pretender    So I’m just like— 
A Horse is Not a Home by Miike Snow    With a hole in the heart I was forced to ride in morning traffic    With a golden hand by your fortress side but without magic    Somebody, somebody, somebody tell me it won’t be long    ‘Cause a horse is not a home    A horse is not a home
The Joke by Lifehouse     To make sure yesterday doesn’t repeat    I took a shortcut home, a left on the street    I know they won’t find me here    I found out how to make Mama proud    Be real quiet, don’t talk too loud    I try, try to disappear    My life is for the taking    Breakdown is awaking me    I’m ending all this pain
Hearts a Mess by Gotye    Your heart’s a mess    You won’t admit to it    It makes no sense, but I’m desperate to connect    And you, you can’t live like this
Innocence ( feat. Aquilo ) by MADEON    I’ll give up and give in    It’s only a matter of time
Come With Me Now by KONGOS    Afraid to lose control    And caught up in this world    I’ve wasted time, I’ve wasted breath    I think I've thought myself to death    I was born without this fear    Now only this seems clear 
Stars by Switchfoot     Maybe I’ve been the problem, maybe I’m the one to blame    But even when I turn it off and blame myself, the outcome feels the same    I’ve been thinking maybe I’ve been partly cloudy     Maybe I’m the chance of rain     Maybe I’m overcast, and maybe all my luck’s washed down the drain
The Hill by Markéta Irgolvá    I wish I didn’t have to make    All those mistakes and be wise    But please try to be patient    I know that I’m still learning    I’m sorry that you have to see    The strength inside me burning
Am I Ever Gonna Find Out? by Lifehouse    Silence is golden    But I think it’s gonna kill me now    Everything I’ve seen    Never seems to fill me now    No one told me that the world could fall through, yeah    In between this    Am I gonna find a way    To defeat this?    Living inside yesterday
R.I.P 2 My Youth by The Neighbourhood    Sweet little baby in a world full of pain    I gotta be honest, I don’t know if I could take it    Everybody’s talking, but what’s anybody saying?
Sick Cycle Carousel by Lifehouse    If shame had a face I think it    Would kind of look like mine    If it had a home, would it be my eyes?    Would you believe me if I said I’m tired of this?
tagged : @siennabook 
tagging : @astraldestiny @nabaidhean-neonach @vulcnlogic @iamselfmade @fathertofatality and steal it from me!!
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deans-baby-momma · 4 years ago
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Truth or Dare-Part 8/20
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Summary: The Winchester sibling trio has been through so much in the last decade. From the night of their parents’ 30th wedding anniversary party where Sam and Dean eased Y/N from her innocence to Sam becoming a happily married lawyer with a kickass nurse of wife to the three of them now living in the same town they grew up in under the same roof where each of them came of age.  Y/N is a working mother of three,  her days spent helping the townsfolk make proper and suitable financial decisions while bustling about escorting her two oldest to school and her youngest, Mary Ellen, to daycare; Dean’s garage is the premiere body shop for classic restorations and  car maintenance; people from other state’s bring their vehicles to them to be repaired. Business at Winchester Wheels  is booming; Sam is the legal council for Winchester Wheels and has been since he moved back home almost 5 years ago. He has his work cut out for him dealing with the people Dean pisses off and threatens to sue the garage on at least a monthly basis.
After one lust-filled night, the siblings become more than family.  They become lovers. The three of them, together and separately.
One big loving family.
So when Y/N’s boss calls for her to take a much needed vacation, the six of them hit the road. What will happen? Will it bring them closer together or break them apart?
W/C: 1556
Warnings: talk of body changes, SMUT, fluff, Sammy being “saucy”
I would be lying to say the idea of being Dean's one and only, to know that he was bound to me, isn't enticing and exhilarating.
Although, even now we are already practically a married couple. We basically live together; he hardly ever goes to his apartment and never sleeps there. He is in my bed, snuggled up to me each and every night. We raise our children together, making sure all their needs are met. We have sex. Sure sometimes Sam is involved but there are times when Dean and I get some one-on-one time. And let me tell you, as passionate as it is with both of my brothers, when it is just Dean and I, it's more sensual, more intimate.
So, yea I let jealousy get its claws in me tonight and that monster made me believe that I wasn't enough for Dean. I'm such an idiot.
"I'm sorry," I say quietly, looking down at my lap. "I got jealous."
I look up at my lover through my lashes and see the smirk on his face. Cocky bastard!
"Don't be so smug asshole," I tell him but the sides of my lips lift. "It hurt. I thought you were tired of me or that I wasn't enough."  
"You will always be enough for me and I will never, ever tire of you," he tells me as he slides off the bed to the floor and walks on his knees to me. "Lisa was exactly what you called her, a whore. Hell, her pussy has probably been fucked by so many dicks, it'd feel like a hot dog in a hallway."
I couldn't help but laugh at his analogy. Dean Winchester sure had a way with words sometimes.
"You're probably right. What about mine?" I ask, feeling those desires creeping back up my body. "I'm sure I'm not as tight as I used to be. I have pushed three humans out of it."
Dean smiles up at me and lifts his hand,  pushing my hair behind my ear.
"Baby girl,  your pussy feels exquisite. Squeezes my dick just right. They, uh, they shrink back after you give birth. Not right away, but eventually."
"What?" I laugh. "How the hell do you know that?"
Dean blushes and clears his throat. "I might have done some research when you were pregnant with Isabella. I wanted to know what I should expect."
"So I'm still tight?"
"Well not as tight as before you gave birth, but baby you fit my cock like a glove. Sammy too. Hey, we talk!" he defends at my raised eyebrow. "We don't always just talk shop at work. I know about what happened when you tried…."
"Okay. Okay," I cut him off, feeling embarrassed about the time Sam and I 69'ed the first time. I actually tried to deep-throat Sam and actually ended up puking on him instead. The man's dick was lengthy!
"Y/N?" Dean says as he looks into my eyes. "Can I please make love to you now?"
I nod and breathe out, "Yes. Please."
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Dean puts his hand on the back of my neck and pulls me down, capturing my mouth. He immediately requests access that I grant it by parting my lips for his tongue to snake through. 
I can already feel my clit tingling as I squirm on the chair, trying to find some friction. Putting his hands on my hips he stills my fidgeting; his tongue battling against mine. 
He pulls me from the chair and I land on his thighs as he sits back on his heels. 
“Can’t wait to get inside you,” he whispers against my lips. 
“Can’t wait to cum on your dick,” I reply. 
Dean pulls my legs to wrap around his waist and somehow manages to stand up from the floor with my body wrapped around his. I squeak and curl my arms around his neck as I deepen the kiss. 
He lays me gently back on the bed, never breaking the connection as he lays right beside me, his hand running up and down my body, squeezing periodically. 
We slowly work at undressing one another and when we are both bare, he takes no time in taking his spot between my thighs. 
“I love everything about you Y/N,” he tells me, looking into my eyes. “I love your voice, your laugh, the way you walk, the way you talk. I love watching the way you take care of my children, the way you take care of me and Sammy. I couldn’t imagine anyone else I’d want to do any of that with. 
“You have had my heart since I was 16 years old and realized how I felt about my little sister. It might be wrong but it felt so right. Now,” he continues after bending down and pecking a kiss on my lips. “I’m going to enjoy fucking you into this mattress because I really love doing that.”
“Go for it,” I respond and promptly turn my head to the side, burying my face in the pillow and screaming as Dean slams into me. He is fully sheathed and throbbing inside my pussy and it feels so good. So good!
“Move! Move! Dammit Dean, MOVE!”
Dean obeys and begins a hard and fast pace, pumping into me over and over. His grunts are just as loud as my moans and whines.
“Fuck! Baby girl, this pussy will be the death of me. Goddamn, it’s so tight; squeezing my dick so good. Oh, you’re close aren’t you? You gonna cum on my dick? Yea you are. Come on. Cum all over my cock. Let me feel you. Let go.”
A sharp thrust causes the tip of his dick to hit that one good spot inside and I see stars! I cum so hard that I think I forget how to breathe, how to do anything, as my climax rushes through my body and releases around him.
“Fuck, Y/N. You squirted all over me,” Dean says in awe. Once I get my bearings back, I become aware of just how wet it is down there. The squelching sound as he keeps thrusting into me is heard throughout the room, along with the slapping of wet skin. 
Dean’s pace begins to falter and I know he is close to his own orgasm. “Fill me up Dean. Put all that cum in my pussy. I want to feel it leaking out of me for days. Come on, cum inside me, all over me, wherever you want. Mark me as yours!”
Dean growls. He growls like a bear right before he wraps his arms around my back, causing me to arch. His hips are going at a maniacal speed as he grunts and pants in my ear. 
“Oh shit!” he exclaims, as he pushes in as far as he can, his whole dick inside my cavern as he throbs and spurts and spews; his cum splashing against my walls and filling me to the brim. 
We lay on the bed, still joined for what seems like hours. Dean’s dick softens inside of me but he doesn’t move. His body on top of mine keeps me grounded and I lay there and think about what happened tonight. 
Dean and I had our first official date as a couple, he took me to a nice buffet and then at the bar he tried to impress me by breaking the record on a mechanical bull. I got jealous and went off on some bitch who was trying to flirt with him, to us coming back and him professing his undying, unyielding love for me and telling me he wished I could be his wife! 
I get pulled from my reminiscing as Dean pulls out of me with a squelch. I immediately feel his cum running out of me and down my ass to the sheets. Dean looks down and smiles. 
“I love seeing you pour my cum,” he says then hops up and goes to the bathroom, returning with a damp washcloth. He cleans me up and then wipes himself off before throwing the rag back into the bathroom.
We climb into bed together and he pulls me close; my head on his chest and his arm wrapped around me. Our hands join on his abdomen and we just lay there, cuddled together. 
“I’ll try not to get jealous again,” I whisper and kiss his skin.
“I like it when you’re jealous,” he says. I raise my head and look at him, confused. “Shows that you do care, you do love me. And it leads to some ah-mazing sex!”
We laugh and I return to laying on his chest. “I have to agree there.”
When we do finally doze off, we are closer than ever before.
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There is a knock on the door between the two rooms way too early for my liking, but I can tell by the impatient rapping it is RJ, ready and raring to go. 
Dean and I get dressed before opening the door and rejoining our family. Sam gives us both knowing grins, which I later find out is because he heard us fucking and actually jacked off to the sounds.
Thankfully the kids all slept through it all. That would be a terrible way to start a vacation! 
A/N: Lil fun fact for you. The analogy Dean uses for Lisa is something my brother-in-law said once and it kinda just stuck with me. He was an idiot. R.I.P. 
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chyornaya-vdova · 3 years ago
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She's gone, come Over
A collab with panda365 aka @gammacousin
Tony's made a stupid Titkot Challenge on Pepper and wants Bruce to do the same to Natasha. Obviously Nat is not amused and Bruce has to fear for his life.
AO3   ff.net
Tony’s whining again, grumbling in the lab with puffy eyes and a scrappy blanket over his shoulder. He jumps when Banner enters the lab, the door slammed behind him.
“What’d you do? Pepper kicked you out?” Bruce asked, wondering what Tony's done to make Pepper that furious with him.
Tony tried to compose himself, but failed. “Uh nothing. Just a joke. She didn't take it that well…“ He mumbled, looking away from his science bro.
Bruce sighed and held the bridge of his nose. “What did you do?“ Sure, it wasn't the first time this happened, but Pepper sounded more angry than usual when it came to Tony's shenanigans. And he should know, he was an expert when it came to anger.
“You know the latest app all the kids are using?“ Tony explained with a flourishing hand gesture “I tried one of the trends out. Didn’t end well.”
“And?”
“Annnd I texted Pepper a minute after she walked out the door and said ‘okay she’s gone, you can come over now’. And I waited.“
Bruce sighed again, long and deep. He could already guess what happened next. What did Tony expect to happen? That she won't be furious and won't throw him out? He held his forehead and thought about what he should say. This was just too ridiculous.
“You know how her nose twitches when she’s mad?” Said Tony, before he could think of anything to say.
“No.” Was all he could say in that moment.
“Well! It was twitching!”
“Is that really important right now…?“ He mumbled, not getting out of the sighing circle anytime soon.
Tony was supposed to be smart and then he did something as stupid as this. When Bruce looked at his friend again, he knew something bad would happen soon. Tony had this weird look on his face. As if he had a stupid idea that'll bring them into lots of trouble.
“No.“ Said Bruce before Tony could vocalize out his idea.
“I haven't said anything.“
“I said no.“
“What if I dare you? I’ll make a bet!”
He'll regret asking, “What bet…?“
“I’ll give you $500 to put towards your new microscope if you try the trend on Natasha the next time she leaves.”
Banner scoffed and put on his lenses, ready to focus on working, “I don’t have a death wish, thanks anyways.”
“Dude! Bro! Come on…! You have to live-!“
“Yeah! I’d like to.”
“$700…$1,000…eternal bragging rights with the boys? It’s bad luck to keep telling me no.”
“Look, when the time comes where Nat needs to take me down, I don't want it to happen like this, okay?“ Bruce grumbled. As nice as it sounded to have a new microscope, his life was at risk. It's not the same when Pepper's mad. Yes, she was creepy when angry, but Bruce swore to never ever get on Nat's bad side. Ever. And he was quite sure once she 'killed' him, the other guy would be next.
Tony tapped at his knee, jaw twisted in thought. “I’ll bargain with Cap on the next mission! No Hulk. Period. You can science behind the tech screen while we kick butt. Deal?”
Bruce bit his lip so hard it almost bled. He groaned, tugging at his curls frustrated. Before he could answer he needed to look at his options. Would it be really worth it? “I guess it won't matter if I'm dead...”
“If you live it’s an amazing story.”
He whipped around and counted on his fingers. “No Hulk on the next mission, a brand new microscope, and $50,000 down on a new house for Nat and I.”
Tony was visibly cringing. “Shi-rrr. Sure. Dang you’re expensive upkeep! One condition- this is all recorded via the security tapes for my viewing pleasure later. Okay? Deal?“
He already knew why Tony wanted it recorded. “You're gonna put the footage on YouTube and this children’s app, aren’t you?“ He asked, sighing once again.
“Nooooo, of course not! Who do you think I am?“ A liar. That's what he was.
Bruce hesitated for a few more minutes, weighing all his options again. Maybe if he already had the house, she probably, hopefully would be less pissed? He was thinking about surprising her with it anyway, so why not use it as a method to prevent his imminent death. Bruce sighed. “Okay. Deal.“ He already regretted it...
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Natasha suiting up for an errand always took twenty minutes. She’s lingering in the hallway and strapped on her gear and a knife in a secret holster.
She yelled with her short hair bouncing, “Bruce! I’m getting sandwiches for lunch, what do you want?”
“Is the salami going to threaten your life?”
He pointed to her holster.
She smirked, tugging her belt a little tighter and reached for the keys, “Not if I kill him first.”
“Where are you going?”
“Whatever I see first. Tony's paying of course.“ Said the redhead, as she held up Tony's credit that she kept stealing from him.
“How-? You’re going to get caught one of these days.”
“I’m a spy, Vrach.” And it's not like Tony made it difficult for her. It was easier than stealing a lolly from a baby.
Bruce rolls his eyes, looking her over with a thought. “Do you have your phone on you?”
She tapped her side. “Yep. Should I text you where I end up? Can you text me your order?”
Bruce smirked, already trying to hide his evil thoughts and the unhinged nerves that accompanied it. “Yep! Sounds great!”
Natasha made sure she had everything she needed, before kissing Bruce's cheek. “Okay, I'm off.“ Bruce gave her a little wave, as she left.
He bit his cheek and watched and waited. Maybe if he lingered a bit longer she’d be halfway to pick up their lunch. He’d have a full half hour to prepare for the explosion.
Or maybe Natasha would just laugh it off...find amusement in the prank. Heck, she lives with a bunch of guys. She’s used to this...right?
“R.I.P, me...” Bruce reached for the phone, tapped his messages and clicked her name. He typed quickly;
‘She just left. You can come over.’
As he hit the 'send' button he let out a breath he didn't know he was holding. Now he had to wait...
He stood and dropped his phone back onto the table and circled around to head to his private office. He lifted a hand to the door handle and heard the sound of screeching tires pulling back up to the tower. Someone was driving recklessly. Dangerous considering New York streets. He entered his office and swung the door lazily closed. It sprung back open and hit the wall, forcefully. Almost as loud as the screech that followed...almost.
“Robert Bruce Banner!”
He cringed and looked up, trying to play innocent. The green shade in her eyes and the blush on her cheeks did nothing to help the situation.
Natasha stood there, his phone in her hand with her pupils the size of full on quarters.
“What. The. Hell?!“
“Uh-”
He couldn’t get a word in. She was talking again. “Who’s ‘she’?! ‘She’ who?!”
“She uh.. “ he stuttered, English shipping his mind. “She you.”
Natasha lifted her eyebrows. “Me. So I left and you thought it would be a good idea to call over your, what, your other girlfriend?!”
“I don’t have another girlfriend-“
“Did you realize you were texting me?! Who were you trying to text?!“
“Well, uh...“
“Give me your phone!” She dropped her head and charged like a bull, searching his pockets like an unhinged rabid animal.
“Natasha!” He squirmed away, receiving a slap to his shoulder in the process. “Ow!”
She screamed, pivoting. She dropped her own device in her circle, scrambling to locate his device. “Where did you put it?!”
“Natasha!” He followed her down the hall, finding just the slightest amusement in her demeanor. If she wasn’t a trained killer, unraveling his significant other might have a bit of play to it.
She slammed her hand on the table and lifted his phone, her lip trembling as she went off in a mumbled Russian. Bruce would prefer the screaming to the whispers. He knew she could hurl a knife in his direction at any moment with just the flick of her wrist.
“Betty?! Were you trying to text Betty?! You texted Betty, didn't you?!”
He looked at her, softly and kindly, trying to take a seat at the table she was hunched over at, frantic with his phone in her hand.
“Hey, honey-“
“Don’t you honey me! You’ll answer the damn question!”
“Okay, okay!” He lifted his hands in surrender. “Easy! Just take it easy.”
…there’s the knife. An inch away from his throat. Natasha held her frown, immovable in her position. “Answer. The. Question.“ She growled at him and it was pretty frightening.
“I will. I will. Let's talk, okay?” He managed to squeak out.
Romanoff glared at him for a few more seconds, before tucking her blade and hurled it at the wall, shattering a glass in the process. She forced a grin and dropped his phone. “Okay, let’s talk…”
“It was a bet, Nat.“ he grinned nervously, “I didn’t, mean to-.“
“Tony? Was it Tony? It was Tony, wasn’t it.”
“Nat. We’re just talking.”
Natasha tugged her jacket in a huff, standing a bit straighter with her same intimidating eye contact. Her jaw was tight, no doubt grinding his heart against her molars.
“It was a prank- that’s it.“ He reassured her as honestly as possible.
Her head tilted, an eyebrow raised. It was crystal clear that she didn't believe a word he said. “Really. That’s it?”
“I might’ve. Well I might’ve...”
“Talk, Robert!”
“I made a bet! Alright? I made a bet with Tony.”
She crossed her arms, her death glare was still there. “With Tony.”
“With Tony…it was a big bet.”
“Did you gamble away a kidney?”
“No…just...listen-“
“I am listening!” She hissed impatiently. Yes, he understood, she just wanted him to get to the point.
He looked up, those bright puppy dog eyes she would like to tear out at that moment, “Without cutting me off?”
Natasha walked over to her knife, took it down with a huff, and sat back at the table with a boot on the chair. With her fingers running along the blade she nodded ever so slightly.
“I’m going to die...” He mumbled to himself.
She nodded again, still staring at the knife. “We'll see. I'll be the judge of that.“ Nat answered, who obviously heard his mumbling. It was true, though. His life was in her heavily armed hands. It's usually a good thing, but he's never been on the receiving end before...
He laid his hands on the table. “Alright. First of all, there is no other girlfriend. Just you. You’re my everything.”
Natasha snorted with sarcastic laughter, again not believing anything he said. “Listen! Please. I made a bet with Tony, for us. For you and me. He was being stupid, he wanted me to do something equally stupid, so I said I would if he gave me $50,000.”
Now she looked up from her knife with a raised eyebrow.
“For a house! Tasha! Put away the judgement for ten minutes, I swear you can cut me open when I’m done talking.“ He sighed and crossed his arms. “It was supposed to be a surprise.”
Natasha looked back down at the knife in her hands. A few seconds ticked by. A minute. A very long and agonizing minute. “And that...that’s worth giving me a heart attack?”
“Well, uh…“ It kinda was, since now they had the house, but he still feared for his life and half lied to her instead. “No. No it’s not. I'm sorry.”
“This wasn’t funny.“ She scolded. Of course she was right. He knew it from the beginning.
“It wasn't.“ He agreed immediately. “Forgive me?”
She kicked the chair in front of her, still glaring. “I need a ten foot radius for the next 48 hours.”
“Sooo, I’m not forgiven.”
“I’ll think about it.” She reached back for her keys. “You never told me what you wanted for lunch.”
“Oh. Yeah. Well if you’re going to-”
“No no. You’re going with me. You obviously need to be supervised since apparently you can’t behave when I’m not around.” She scolded as if he's a little kid.
“It was a stupid prank!”
“Stupidity has its consequences. Get in the car.” Natasha turned around to go outside, but he wasn't quite done with her.
“Nat?“ She stopped and just looked at him over her shoulder. “Let's hug it out?“
“Ten foot radius.“ She reminded him, but he wasn't having any of it. Bruce opened his arms and gave her his best puppy look. The redhead glared at him and they stood there for a few seconds. Then, she eventually gave up and came back to hug him. Bruce wrapped his arms tightly around her, holding her as close as physically possible. “You're still not off the hook.“
“I know. You can punish me all you want. I deserve it.“
“You sure as hell do. You have five seconds left.“ Bruce listened as she counted from five downwards and only let go when she reached one.
“I love you, Nat.“ He said, but she answered with something he should've expected but honestly didn't in this situation.
“You're a dork.“ Natasha turned around to leave the room and on her way she waved at him to follow her, which he did.
“Well, I heard chicks dig that.” He couldn't help but reply, which earned him a slap on his arm, this time more gentle than before.
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wlw-lovestruck-fiction · 3 years ago
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Thank you all you are the best and thank you again
for your patience to hear my endless complaints.
Adored Yvette S3 Ep5-6-7(Well it's about time)
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Trudy a VIRTUE....R.I.P Me
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A little off topic but talking about Yvette and Persona, it reminded me of one of the (Many) reasons I started following Lovestruck: when I discovered why Persona 2 didn't get translate (Because of Jun(male) and the fact that The protagonist could romance it(male as well) and then what they messed up at Fire Emblem Fates, had prompted me to find games like Lovestruck, fortunately since then the world of video games has made great strides with titles like Fire Emblem Three Houses and Life is Strange. What memories!
Ps:
1) Nahara calm down, In case you haven't noticed and / or forgotten Yvette wants to cured, but NOT at the expense of MC and MC she is not a laboratory guinea pig (I apologize to all Nahara fans, You see that Nahara she is on my chest how she is behaving with Yvette and MC, that is, condescending and careless of how the interested parties feel: she has perhaps forgotten that together with Trudy and Vuzgamad she does damage at random in Yvette S2),I do really understand she really want help them and make up about the previous season(random damage aside)
2) So Yvette is afraid of losing control? This sentence makes me feel sad, don't be afraid MC (and we) will be with you no matter what: Burn my Dread this season is it.
3) Ok After Yvette, it will be the turn of Onyx, Nahara (yes, I mean to give all the characters a chance) and maybe Darrius
4) Rafe is here! Has anyone taken part in the surveys? Didn't win hearts up for grabs so far ..... I hope Rafe saves Immortal Hearts series (everyone complains about this series, give it a chance I'm going to give it a chance like I intend to give some to this series and Nahara,Onyx,everyone)
5) Happy Birthday Wrath!
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Good day and I will burn my dread
This time I'll grapple
down that god of fear
And throw him into hell's fire and ops wrong game
When I played Persona 2 for the first time (right now I'm trying to finish Eternal Punishment), I was so taken aback by Jun and Tatsuya's relationship in Innocent Sin because I didn't expect there to be inclusion in a 1999 game. It made me so fucking happy. Sad translation ran into complications due to it...
Glad you found Lovestruck though! Even with LS questionable decisions recently, can't deny it has a lot of inclusion. I love how there isn't homophobia, like you won't find the "but we are two girls" thing (just in Sofía's route and that was handled amazingly). That's what I love the most.
Yup, I did the survey! I think it says something that I can't remember what it was about though 🤣🤣 and happy birthday to Wrath! - Mod Jessa
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aarcanechaoss · 3 years ago
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I was thinking that since Chuuya and Dazai (hopefully you're still alive) knew they're together and Tanizaki had the unfortunate for seeing them naked, how would the rest of the volleyball team of YPHS react? Also if you could throw in a little bit of the whole YPHS school of how they found out?
I can do that 😂 this was fun to write though I am sorry if it seems a little choppy I did my best amidst figuring out who is teaching what 😂
Part One
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It started with Dazai being chased through the entirety of the campus by a very angry pink haired dragon possessed ability user.
Junichiro was still very pale and Chuuya was still singing his R.I.P Dazai song.
“Osamu what did you do now?” The white haired pyjama clad student president asked as the maniac rushed behind her.
“Kosuke, dear love of my life, daughter of the principal… please save me.”
“What did you do?” She asked again as Ryoko rounded the corner, almost tripping as her bare feet hit the floor.
“I was just going to see Ryoko and Fyodor. I did nothing!” He exclaimed.
“Bullshit. Junichiro caught Fyodor and I together and he just had to get a photo.
Kosuke blinked. “Osamu what the fuck?”
“Kosuke isn’t going to help you Dazai. What me and my boyfriend do isn’t any of your business.” Ryoko said, eyes glowing dangerously.
“I maintain my innocence!” He yelled before dashing off again since his own girlfriend hadn’t helped. Ryoko began her chase again.
The campus was filled with confusion. Well not at Ryoko chasing Dazai- that was surprisingly normal. The campus was however more confused by the silent rage seeping from the volleyball team manager.
“Fyodor why do you seem mad?” Kunikida asked- albeit aware of why the student Vice President thought it wouldn’t hurt to ask.
“Dazai walked in on me and Ryoko getting dressed… what we do in private doesn’t need to be photographed.” He grumbled. Russian accent getting thicker by the word. “Idiot.” He said in his mother tongue.
“Why would he think it would be worth photographing?” Mark asked with a snort, Lucy snickering quietly beside him.
“Apparently me and my naked girlfriend are very intriguing…” Fyodor growled.
Higuchi was the first to react.
“Girlfriend?” She asked.
Atsushi gave an owlish blink before turning ti the Akutagawa siblings.
“I thought it was obvious?” Atsushi whispered. Fyodor’s head snapped towards the weretiger.
“What?”
“I just thought it was common knowledge that you two were dating. My room is next to yours Fyodor. I didn’t say anything because I thought everyone knew.” The silver haired boy flushed. Fyodor froze before patting the tiger boy on the head.
“Sorry I forgot you were my neighbour… uh buy some earplugs?”
“BUY SOME EAR PLUGS!” Tachihara yelled out in shock. Ango, who was sat beside Oda and Tachihara, began coughing up his water.
“Dazai is lucky Ryoko wears ability suppressors. Even with his ability I doubt he’d be able to overcome her fiery rage.” Poe spoke up, albeit still quiet but easily heard.
“Dostoevsky why aren’t you chasing him with Ryoko… or stopping Ryoko?” Margret asked. Nathanial humming in agreement.
“She can handle it. I’m waiting for him to arrive here so I can shame him publicly.” Fyodor answered lowly.
“I’m sorry I’m still not over burnabitch dating the rat bastard…” Mark said with a raised hand. “Like when did that happen?”
“We’ve been together for a few months… now stop talking about it.”
“I just got a text from Kosuke about Kunikida- he’s running around telling Ryoko and Dazai to stop running in the halls.” Katai laughed. “Also they are about to head in here.”
Throughout the chaos Mr Uzumaki- the cook- sighed, passing a cup of tea to Mr Fitzgerald who was thoroughly enjoying the chaos.
“I hope they don’t cause any damage.” Mr Uzumaki said.
“They’ll be fine they’re teenagers.” The English teacher said the a hand wave.
In waltzed Mr Lovecraft- as happy as ever- with a look that could have resembled confusion.
“What’s happening? Koyo and Herman are having heart attacks over Fukami, Dazai and Kunikida running through the halls.” The Literature teacher asked.
“So turns out Dostoevsky and Fukami are dating and well- looks like we may need to do a sex ed conversation again and it seems that Dazai wanted to get proof of them dating? I don’t really know I’ve only picked up bits and pieces you Eldritch god.”
Mr Lovecraft hummed before pulling out his phone to text the councillor and music teacher about the predicament.
“I have informed Herman and Koyo respectively.” The Literature teacher said slowly. “Koyo said she had Chuuya explain. I don’t think she is impressed.”
“I don’t blame her. I suppose does this not give them normalcy?” Uzumaki asked.
“What do you mean?” The English teacher questioned.
“They are acting like teens. They are acting their age it’s good to see. You know, instead of being used for their abilities they are just being kids… even if we do have to find out about two students having… private affairs.” The cook said, whilst passing the Eldritch monster his sandwich.
“That’s a good point.” Fitzgerald said. “I’ll bring it up with Fukuzawa and Mori- maybe they’ll take it up to the board… with them being able to act their age. They need time to be kids. They aren’t war machines.”
“I agree. I shall be going now thank you for the sandwich Uzumaki.” Mr Lovecraft bowed before walking out.
“Well I should probably stop Ryoko from killing Dazai since Fyodor isn’t even trying to hold her back. Thank you for the tea Uzumaki.”
“It’s my pleasure Fitzgerald.”
The English teacher smiled before jogging towards the students with the intention of settling everything down.
Ryoko snarled at the teacher before conceding and allowing Fyodor to walk them both outside while Fitzgerald dealt with a heavily panting Kunikida, a relieved Dazai and a laughing cohort of students.
He was going to have a headache later he just knows it.
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cryptidofthekeys · 3 years ago
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The Adventures of Tiny Robbie
Wow, me? Writing fluff? And writing another story this quickly? Not foretold but it’s here! I figured I’d get this one outta my list, I knew it wouldn’t be a SUPER long one from the beginning  but I hope y’all like it anyway, no trigger warnings for this one except maybe tooth rotting fluff lmao
The cute lil font I had for a certain part in this story doesn’t show up here so r.i.p that
Robbie was shambling throughout the house as he usually did, he didn’t really have anywhere to be in particular, he was just roaming and looking around, overall today had been a pretty good day for the zombie! Chase played some games with him, Jameson had a tea party with him as well! ...Granted, Robbie tried to eat the cup at the end, but he couldn’t help it though! The cup looked pretty and had pretty flowers on it! And he’s eaten flowers before and they tasted good so why couldn’t he eat the cup? Robbie… Didn’t understand it but he saw Jameson’s distress and backed off, he understood at the very least that for whatever reason if he ate the cup, Jamie would be sad and he didn’t want that! He hated to see any of the others distressed because he knows it’s bad, it feels bad and icky… Maybe next he’d try to find Anti, he hadn’t seen him in awhile so that’d be his next task so long as he didn’t get distracted by anything! Meanwhile…
Marvin was nearby, he noticed Anti’s door open to his room and he quickly took out his wand, he grinned mischievously “...This will be payback for ruining my stuff earlier, you nasty glitch…” He muttered to himself, he slowly got into position and waited for the glitch to come closer, at first he heard Anti grumbling slightly and then he finally heard footsteps coming closer, and closer… And closer… And… ...NOW! He jumped out and chanted a spell really fast before waving his wand, and casting it to… ...O-Oh… Oh no! Robbie was in the way of Anti! He was going to get hit by the spell, as Marvin called out to him to get out of the way, the zombie slowly turned and suddenly he felt, well he wasn’t sure how to describe the feeling, it wasn’t really painful but he did let out a slight yelp of fear and held his arms up as a shield, and for a few moments nothing happened so Robbie lowered his arms and blinked slowly, tilting his head, and he looked back at Anti and then tilted his head as he noticed… “...A-Attiii…? T-Taalllerrrr…?” Robbie watched as Anti kept getting taller and taller but then he seemed to piece it together, it wasn’t JUST Anti getting taller! He was getting… Smaller? Or something…? As things finally stopped growing around him, the zombie turned around and noticed, okay… Everything was giant now.
He let out a small whimper and clutched at himself, he flinched upon feeling hands suddenly around him, they were gentle but it was still scary, it was something new and something he didn’t understand… As the hands lifted him up, he blinked and looked up toward Anti’s face who looked… Shocked, but then he held Robbie closer to his chest with one hand "̸͡.̷̀̀..̢Rob̛́b̕įe̡͟͜, ̡͘͟ç̴̛o͞v̴̧ęr̶͏ y͜͠è̢̧r̵̕ e̷͟͞a̢̨ŗ̸͞s̷ ́f̷̵o͏r҉͟ a̶͘ ͞͠s̛e͘͝҉c̴͢.̸͟͜.͏.͢" The zombie was confused but did as told and placed his hands over his ears, he didn’t notice the knife form into Anti’s other hand until he raised it up at Marvin "̵͝Yo̴͠͠ú͟ fu͏c͠k̕i̶ń͟g̨͘͜ ̀͠Ì̧ ̧D I̵͜ ͢O͘ ͡T̵͞҉!"͏  Even with the zombie covering his ears, the yell still sounded a bit loud, he didn’t like this, he heard the two talk with each other, it sounded like they were bickering, but it was more like Marvin trying to defend himself and Anti yelling at him for t h i s… “I was aiming for you, not him! How was I supposed to know he was in front of you?!” Anti’s eye twitched at this, he grinned however even though it was clear he was still pissed "͏͘͏Y҉͞o̴u ҉̶d̸̡o ̶͠ŗ͝ea̵͞l̶͠i̴z̀e ͏t̵̡͡h͢҉a͠t̕͝͏ ̸o̕n̸͝l̶̡y ͏m̕a͠k̷̛ȩs̡ ḿ̷͡e̡̡ ҉M̵̡͢ ͠Ù ̷͠C͜ ̀H͝ ̨m̸or͏e̛͡ ͞ą́͘n̛g̸̕r͜͡į͜͜e̷r͠ ̢̡a͘t̨͜ ̕yo̶u ̴̢b͞ ̶̷̀u ҉t͠..̷.͢ ̴͟Y͢a̷͞ ͞ķ̴n̵̛ow͝,͘ ҉͟i̷͝n͠s͝͠t̢͠e͡͞͠ad̸ ͟ơf̧ ͜͝͠Ḿ͞E͏̀ ̴k̶il̢͏́li͢n͢͝g͘͡ ͝y͏͏o̸u̸̡,̸͏̛ ̢h̶̴o͝w ͘ą̵̀boứ̧t̶ y̨͘͞ơ̢͘u͝ ̢f̢͘a̛c̛͞e͜ ̴͞͡t͟͡͞he ͢c̵̵͜o̸̕ǹs̨̀́e͢qu̡ȩn̸c̡͞e͝s of͏ ̧͟y̡͠͠o̡u̷ŕ̀ ̷̡́a͜c͞t̷͟͞ì̢o͟͜ņ͏s̡?̷̨ ̀I̶'̵l̡̀l̵̛ ̨̕l̶̕̕e҉̸t̶̡ ̡́͟t͡h́e ̶̢O̡̨T̷͘H̨͜E͏͢R̴̀͞S̶͟ ̨̛k̀i͜͜ll̶̀ ̢y̴͢͏o̴͏u thèm̸̛s̵̸e̕ĺ̵̡v̴̸es͠͏~" Before Marvin could even think about opening his mouth to retort, he heard Henrik’s voice call out “What is all the yelling about? What is wrong?” He sounded tired and pretty irritated if anything.
Next came Chase’s voice as the two walked down the hall “Yeah dudes, what’s goin’ on?” Anti turned to the two and grinned "̶̡W̛h҉̛y̵ d͠͞o͏͝n̷͝'̶̡t I ś̛h́͠͝o̧w҉̵ y̶e̴ ̡͜t̀wǫ w̕͡͝h̶̢͡at̢͠ our̡̀ ̸͢Ẁ̧ÓN̵D͏E͠R̀F̨Ų̷̷L̷ l̴͏i̷t͞t̷́l̡͠e҉̴̨ ma̕g̢͞ì̡͡c͠i͞an̕ ̴͏͢d͢i͟͝d̛͝ ̀̕m͜y̴̢̕s̴̶e̸͠l͘͘f̶̨,́҉ ̛͏h̨͏m~̨҉?͜͡"̀ And then Anti held Robbie out, who blinked and looked up toward Henrik and Chase, they were really big too… The zombie felt like he was about to start crying, everything was so much bigger, so much louder… And it seemed Henrik and Chase both noticed him about to burst into tears, even Anti, the three turned back to glare at Marvin who smiled nervously “...I-I was… Aiming for Anti… I-I was trying to get… G-Get back at him…! H-He ruined my things…!” Henrik looked toward Anti “Give Robbie to Chase for a moment, and Chase? ...Go take Robbie to Jameson’s room please… I’d like to have a chat with Marvin for a bit” Anti nodded "͞T̡̀͝h͟'̸͡ ͏̸f͠͝͞i̸̷̡r̷͝ś͘͟t̢ ̸ţ̛͢h͡i̡̛n̡g̵ ̴ẁe̡'̶̢v̡͘͠e̸͝ ̵͘E͏͠V̶̕E̷̡͡R̶͡ a҉̕gr̢ȩ̡e̴̕d̶̀ ̸͘o̕͢͟n̷,͝͏ ̵̷d́o̶c̵t͏҉o͜r͏.͟͡.̢.͝͏~̸̧" Anti gently handed Robbie to Chase even though he was a bit hesitant to do so… Chase quickly walked off toward Jameson’s room, he heard Marvin desperately trying to get out of this, saying that they could talk about this and the last thing Chase heard before leaving the vicinity entirely was “Oh, we’re going to talk about it, alright” From Henrik who sounded just as unhappy as Anti had… (Hen’s gonna get Anti’s ass too for breaking someone’s things bc he isn't INNOCENT by any means)
Chase looked down at his hands at Robbie who looked like he was sobbing now “H-Heey… Heyy… Robbie buddy… C’mon dude, it’s alright, it’ll be okay… I know it’s scary, being that small… Everything’s so much scarier being that small, trust me… H-Heh… I’ve been there, no thanks to Marv…” He grumbled slightly but held Robbie against his chest, the zombie immediately nuzzling into him, still crying “S-Scarrreeedd… W-Wann… be… big againnn…” Chase sighed “I know buddy… I know… We’ll get it sorted… For now, let’s get’cha to Jamie’s room lil duder… It’ll be extra quiet there…” Robbie sniffled and nodded his head and then Chase was heading down the hallway and finally knocking on Jameson’s door, it took a few minutes but finally he answered the door and signed [ Ah! What brings you here, Chase? Is there a problem? ] Chase sighed “Uh, I guess you could say we got a SMALL problem on our hands…” He grinned a little sheepishly before holding out Robbie who waved at JJ, the man paused for a moment before mimicking a sigh [ ...Let me guess, Marvin’s doing? ] Chase nodded and then Jameson invited him in, he gently closed the door behind himself and finally… Robbie was relaxing a little bit more.
It was always pretty quiet in Jameson’s room, he had some very faint old timey music playing usually but it was nothing that’d hurt Robbie’s tiny ears, Robbie looked at the tea set “Ch-Chaa…? D-Daaadaa…” Chase looked down at the tiny zombie “What’s up, kiddo…?” Robbie pointed to the tea set “D-Doowwnnn…! Downnn!” Chase looked a little nervous but he carefully placed Robbie down on the table by the tea set, the zombie smiled and looked up at the giant objects, he seemed… Fascinated… Sure, it was still scary to the zombie with EVERYTHING being so large but he reached out a hand and gently touched the cup, he was so small compared to it, he could easily climb into the cup and fit in it! ...And then he was doing so, he climbed on up and tumbled a little into the cup and peered up at Chase and Jameson who was watching him, he giggled and smiled a little lopsidedly “...C-Cuuppp…!” Robbie pointed to himself then the cup, this made Jameson smile while Chase chuckled “If he fits he sits…” Jameson then looked back toward Chase and began signing [ So, you said Marvin did this? What EXACTLY happened out there? ]
Chase sighed “...Well ya see, Marv was tryna get back at Anti or some shi…” Chase paused, glancing down at Robbie who was giggling and waddling around in the cup before looking back toward Jameson who had that one look on his face “...Something like that… I think Anti broke some of his things” Jameson sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose [ Golly, that demon really does love to pester people… ] Chase nodded “Hen and Anti are probably givin’ Marv a lecture right now as we speak… Of course m’ sure Anti’s gettin’ a lecture too, heh… Dude ain’t gonna get away t h a t easily” JJ nodded [ I hope Henrik isn’t being TOO harsh on Marvin at the very least, the doc can be… A pretty intimidating fella when angry ] Chase chuckled “Yep, he sure can… I mean, I won’t deny… Robbie is even cuter than he usually is…” The two looked down to Robbie who was now climbing out of the cup and waddling around on the table, he looked to the kettle and it was even bigger than the cups and he looked more fascinated now then scared, Robbie then walked closer toward Jameson and held his arms in the air, jumping up and down “U-Up…!” JJ smiled at this and held his hand down, as flat as he could manage so Robbie could have an easier time of climbing up, the zombie still struggled a bit but not nearly as bad.
Once Robbie was on his hand, Jameson carefully and slowly lifted the zombie up, he giggled while being lifted up, this wasn’t AS bad as Robbie was thinking previously, sure, he’d still prefer to be normal sized again but for now… He could manage! Jameson then placed two fingers down onto his other hand, watching Robbie take a hold of them and he used his fingers to dance around with the zombie who was giggling and dancing along, he used one finger to carefully help Robbie twirl around and this made Chase clutch at his heart, a look of adoration on his face, he mouthed an ‘Aww’ so he wouldn’t interrupt this moment as Jameson continued to ‘dance’ with Robbie for a few moments, before the zombie finally let go of his fingers, JJ smiled brightly at this and gently booped Robbie’s nose, the zombie clapped and seemed so happy and giggly before his stomach suddenly started gurgling, he looked back at Chase “H-Huunngrrryyy…” Chase stood from his spot “Alright kiddo, I’ll go get’cha some food, you stay here…” Robbie quickly spoke up “N-nnnooo…! W-Wan… Go.. With…!! W-Wan s e e… Differ… di… n-neeeww…!” Chase looked a little confused by that but Jameson quickly grabbed his attention.
[ I believe what Robbie wants is to see the difference with things now that he’s a wee fellow! He wants to see how different the world is now ] Chase perked up at that and smiled “...Well… I guess it wouldn’t hurt, but, Robbie, you gotta promise me you’ll be careful… It can be very dangerous when you're that small” The zombie giggled and nodded “Proomisse p-ppaapaa…! Prrromise I…  Be saaafe…!” And then Robbie was jumping up and down, making grabby hands for Chase who gently took a hold of him, he smiled as Robbie nuzzled into his chest and got comfortable, he gave a nod toward Jameson since he couldn’t really wave but the other seemed to understand, he waved nonetheless and then Chase was walking out and looking around, he saw no sign of the others… He hurriedly padded off toward the kitchen and once he got there he gently set Robbie down onto the counter, the zombie looked… Amazed, sure, he definitely seemed intimidated by all the new things that were much larger than himself but… He had an aura of curiosity, and he quickly put that curiosity in motion by exploring around the counter, gently placing his hands on various things or standing next to it to see the sheer size of it.
Chase chuckled, “Havin’ fun lil duder?” Robbie giggled and nodded “Mmhm…!” Chase was happy now that Robbie was less scared and having much more fun, definitely a different reaction then how he felt when he was tiny, but also… He had to worry about Anti when he was tiny, Robbie won’t thankfully… “What’cha want to eat, kiddo?” Robbie paused for a few moments, he seemed to be thinking before he finally spoke up “M-Meeaat…! Pleease…” Chase nodded and told Robbie to stay put which he surprisingly did so, the zombie waited patiently for the other to bring his food back and when Chase brought the slab of meat back, the zombie’s jaw nearly dropped, t-thankfully it didn’t because sometimes his jaw could… Fall completely off… But the zombie’s eyes were practically sparkling as he stared up at the giant slab of meat, his mouth watering as he got up and rather quickly sped toward it, he stopped in front of it to gaze up at it (keep in mind, this is raw meat, Robbie doesn’t,, really like cooked meat actually but to be fair I mean, he has nothing to worry about eating raw meat he IS a zombie after all) he placed a hand against it and tore a chunk off and began munching away, this made Chase a little nervous so he quickly chimed in “Don’t eat TOO much, okay kiddo?”
Robbie nodded, still tearing off bits and pieces here and there to consume, he ate pretty slowly but eventually he seemed to get his fill, he ate a bit more than Chase would have liked him to but seeing the bright smile on the zombie’s face made it worth it, he could have a little extra… After Robbie was finished he took the slab of meat and put it back in the fridge, he had originally put it in the fridge a bit earlier since he was the one preparing Robbie’s food this time, the egos usually took turns with making sure Robbie gets fed, after all they know how dangerous he is when he doesn’t… That thought made Chase shudder and he shook his head, walking back over to the counter and looking down at Robbie “F-Fooodd… Gooodd…” The zombie mumbled, and for a few moments it was calm and peaceful… Until Jackie popped his head into the room and his voice was loud as he called out to Chase, this made Robbie whimper and hold his ears “L-Loouudd…!” Chase quickly whipped around and pressed a finger to his lips “Jackie…! Shush…!” Before Jackie could open his mouth to question why, Chase stepped to the side and pointed toward the counter, Jackie stepped a bit closer to get a better look and then he saw a tiny Robbie sitting there, covering his ears and whimpering softly.
Jackie quickly put a hand over his mouth, mostly because aww Robbie was even more adorable! But also… He felt bad for scaring the other, he toned his voice down as best he could “Sorry lil buddy… I didn’t know you were in here…” Robbie looked up to Jackie and nodded “I-It… Okaaay…” He spoke out, to which Jackie smiled at, he then turned to Chase “So… What happened to him exactly?” Chase sighed “Marvin was aimin’ for Anti or somethin’ because he broke some of his stuff, he didn’t see Robbie standing in front of Anti at first and so… Robbie got hit by the blast” Jackie’s eyes widened a bit “...Jeez… Lemme guess, cause I did hear someone getting lectured a few minutes ago, that was probably Marvin in there, huh?” Chase nodded “More than likely dude, I mean… Both Henrik and Anti were pretty angry at him” Jackie shivered at that “Dang… Hope Marv’s alright in there… I know how Henrik’s lectures can be” Chase nodded, a look of sympathy on his face “...Don’t we all, bro… Don’t we all…” Jackie then held a hand down on the counter and Robbie carefully climbed up onto it, the zombie looked down and gently began patting at the gloves, giggling while doing so “So...Soo..fft…! Soft…!” Jackie smiled at this “Aww… So cute…” He watched Robbie pat at his gloves for a bit.
Robbie seemed to really like the texture of Jackie’s gloves, despite being leather they still felt so soft… And warm and snug… And that’s when Robbie really started paying attention to other details… He remembered Jameson’s hands were a bit smaller than the others seemed to be and much softer… Chase’s hands were usually warm and very comforting, Jackie’s hands were covered by gloves but the gloves felt nice and now Robbie was gently grasping at one of Jackie’s fingers, he really WAS small… Even their fingers were a bit bigger than he was! He wrapped his arms around Jackie’s finger in a hug, nuzzling his face into the gloves, and both Chase and the hero swore, if Robbie didn’t stop now, they were going to have some sort of cuteness overdose… “Heh… You having some fun there, Robbie?” Jackie asked to which the zombie replied with a giggle and then a nod, and for a bit, the zombie played and messed around with Jackie’s hands, trying to even do what he did to some punching bags on occasion, this made the hero smile brightly “Ooh…! Big strong boy…!” Jackie praised, truthfully though it felt like a feather grazing his fingers when the zombie punched his fingers, but hearing the other giggle and clap and look so happy? ...Robbie didn’t need to know the truth on this matter.
And then Jackie felt his phone buzzing in his pocket, he carefully handed Robbie back to Chase and pulled it out, his eyes scanned over the message and sighed “Ah, duty calls…!” Chase nodded and both him and Robbie waved goodbye to Jackie who quickly ran off, meanwhile Robbie was papping at Chase’s hands to get his attention, he looked down “What’s up, kiddo?” The zombie pointed “Wanna… See… Others… See Maarr… Henn… A-Attiii…! Wan… See…” And there was a pause, the zombie huffing a little in frustration as he tried to show Chase what he meant instead, he made some motions at the other’s hands and placed his hand against one of his fingers, hoping Chase would understand somewhat “U-Uhh… You… Want the… Others to hold ya, is that it dude?” Robbie sighed ...Close enough at least so he nodded “Mmhmm…!” Chase thought about it for a moment before sighing “Well… Let’s go see if Hen’s done with his lecture…” And then Chase was heading off in that direction, he held Robbie close to his chest and kept him mostly covered just in case, he walked down the hallway and toward Marvin’s room, he figured the others would be in there, luckily enough for his and Robbie’s sake, there was no loud yelling, he could hear some talking now as he got closer to the door, he knocked on it and it fell silent for a few moments before Henrik had opened the door.
He looked at Chase then down to his hands, noticing him cradling Robbie toward his chest “Ah… How’s he doing, Chase?” Henrik did smile a little, even though the zombie being small was a bit nerve wracking for him he wouldn’t deny, seeing Robbie like this made his heart swoon… “He’s doing alright now, Hen… Heh… If anything I think the lil duder enjoys being small now…! Robbie actually wanted to come in here, he uh, I think he wants you all to hold him, or somethin’ like that… I didn’t… Really understand…” Henrik nodded and held a hand out, Chase carefully handed the small zombie to the doctor and the zombie giggled at this, he looked at Henrik’s hands and began comparing them to his own, grasping at his fingers and inspecting them… He didn’t like that Henrik’s hands felt a bit rougher than the others, that made him frown a little, however despite the rough feeling… Henrik held him in such a gentle caring manner, his hands were just as warm if not a bit warmer than Chase’s… Henrik was smiling at this and he chuckled “I suppose he has been curious about all these new changes, yes?” Chase nodded “At first he was a lil scared… But uh…” And Chase paused to clear his throat.
“It looks like he’s been interested in random items around the house, he’s been comparing himself to those and our hands a lot… He did it with Jameson’s, Mine, and Jackie’s so far…” Henrik nodded, watching as Robbie gave his hands some paps and played with it as if his hand were some form of toy… “Well… I’m glad he seems to be more curious than frightened… I remember when you got turned tiny, woo boy… Chase, you were just a ball of anxiety” Henrik smiled while Chase grumbled and crossed his arms “It was scary dude… Being that small? Especially around a certain someone…” Chase glared over at Anti who just gave him a menacing smile and he cackled a little "̢̧Hȩh͜.̡́..̷͠ ̷̶Ş͡a̶y ̴͟M̧a҉rv̛in͠͏,̴͘͞ ̧́͟w͜͠h͠y d̵́͡ò̧n̶̵'t͏'̸̛c̡̡h̴̡͞a͢ m̷͠͞a̴͜k̷͟è̷͘ ͜͡Ç͟͠h͢àse ̵tįn̸͜y̶͜ ̸aga͝i͞n̨~̷͞?̡̕͞ ̛͘I̢͟'̨d̸̀ ̵l̢ove̷ ̛͝ta͞͞ m̨e̵s̢͡s͏ à͏r͝oư҉n̕͘d̡̛̕ ̸w̷̸͡ì͟t̵̵h̡ h̷͝i̕͢m̨̀ ̵a̢̛͞g̨͘á͟͜i͘͝n~̶́" Marvin glared at Anti as well “No, the next time… It’ll be YOU I hit with that spell… You disgusting glitch…” Anti chuckled and grinned at that "̴͝Y̶̷̕'̴s̵̛͠ho̷u͡҉͠l̛̀d̨͟ ̛r͏ ̢̛͞é̶͜ ̵͢͟a͢͟ ̴ļ̶̛ ͘͢l̶͢ ̨͢͢y̶̸ t̶̡̛ŗ̸͘y͝ s҉̸o͢͢͝me̛͡t͏͡h̀͟͝in̵̶͝'͢ ̢n̛è͘w͘.̕.̶.̸̕͞ Les͏ţ͢ ͢y̸e̴͜ ͟҉͏ẃa̛҉̵n̡t̢ ̡i҉n̛̕ ҉tŕo͏̨ubl̵̕e ҉̸a̡̛͡ga̶͟i̸͡n͢͝,̸͠ ͘͟hm͘m҉~?"̕ Marvin huffed at that and turned away from Anti, meanwhile Henrik had turned to glare at the pair “Alright… That’s enough you two…” He warned, this made them immediately hush, meanwhile Robbie was giggling and reaching out for Marvin “Mar-Mar…! Maarrr…!” Henrik walked over and let Marvin have the tiny zombie.
Marvin smiled at him “Hello little darling… I’m very sorry Robbie, you weren’t the target of that, I hope you can forgive me…” The zombie giggled “It okaaay…! S-Scaarry at firrrst… Buuut… F-Fun now…!” And then Robbie was messing around with Marvin’s hands, his hands were even softer than Jameson’s! His hands felt much more smooth as well, a little cold but nothing too bad… Marvin smiled as he watched Robbie mess around with his hand and fingers, hugging at them and placing his hand against them “...Oh yes, I should say, the spell will wear off before the night’s out, so he won’t be tiny forever…” Chase nodded, okay that’s relief on his part, on all of their parts really… Anti watched Robbie play with Marvin’s hands for a bit as did the rest of them, the zombie climbing all over them, almost making them all panic when he lost his footing, he quickly corrected himself however and kept crawling around, after Marvin’s hands were inspected Robbie turned toward Anti and pointed “A-Atii… H-Hold…!” He made grabby hands for the other who, for once, actually looked a little nervous "̡͏̨Y'̶w̡a҉n͜͠t̢ ҉̨m̛ ̢͢e̶͞ ̛͜͢t͜o͘͜ ̷̨͞h̢̛ol͏͞d͘͟ ̧͝͝y̸͠a͘͘͡?͘ ̨.̢.̶̴.̕I͞͝-̀͠I҉̕ ̵̧̀d̡̛u͟n̷͠n͏̵o̧͟.҉̀.̡́.͢͢" The glitch looked down at Robbie who kept making grabby hands, he looked like he really wanted Anti to hold him, he even had those puppy dog eyes which made Anti sigh.
"͏͜͏.͢.̷̛.̕͢F̡̀͏i͝n̕ȩ̴.̧͘͝.̧͏.̧̀͞" Marvin was admittedly a bit hesitant to give Robbie to Anti but the zombie was squirming around and he seemed so excited, he reluctantly handed Robbie to Anti who was cupping his hands together and it was such a strange sight… To see Anti so nervous… Only with Robbie had they ever seen such a different side of him… Anti watched as Robbie giggled and papped at his hands, then he grabbed onto a finger and repeated the process as he did with all the others. After that, Anti seemed to relax a little, and he completely forgot there were others around… He let himself smile genuinely as he took a finger and gently started tickling at the zombie, he was being EXTREMELY mindful of his claws as he did so of course, luckily for him, the zombie seemed to squeal with laughter at this, the two had such happy looks on their faces "A̷͘ḩ̸͜.́.͘.͝ Y̨e̛͜͜'̵̛ve̛͞ ̸̡alwa̵̢ỳ̷s ̧͞b̢͡ee̸n ̶a ̸͡c̕u͏͜t͏̛e̢'͜͠e̕͘͜n҉ h̴͞ąv͡e͘҉n't'̶̸ch̨͟͠a̕?” Robbie gripped at Anti’s finger after a moment and that made Anti stop, the zombie giggled again “G-Goottt yooouuu…!” Anti was still smiling, he nodded and sat down on the bed "͜͏Ye̛͘p̴..̷.̡!͠ ͝Ỳ̴e̵ ̵g̷̛ot̸ ̀̕͢m̵͘e͘̕͞ a̧lri͜ǵh̢t̡̀.̵͜͟.. ̀͞O҉͟r͢.̵̴.̛͜.͘ ́H̢́҉ a͞ v̢ ̕e y o҉̕ ̀̕͠ú̀͠~͏?" And then Anti let some strings form from his fingertips, they gently grabbed at Robbie.
The other egos flinched upon seeing strings but they remained silent and continued watching in awe… Robbie giggled and squealed as the strings wrapped around him, encasing him like a cocoon actually “Attiii… Goottt meee…!” He was making happy gurgling sounds now, that made the others' nerves ease, when Robbie was REALLY happy, he’d make some gurgling noises and while they didn’t… Sound pleasant to most, to the egos they knew what it was an indicator of… And then Anti manipulated the strings once more, the strings then unwrapped themselves from Robbie’s tiny form and let him rest in Anti’s palm, they dangled in front of Robbie who begun to grab at them, batting at them almost like a cat even at times, and then the strings were helping Robbie up, he kept a hold on them and just like how it happened with Jameson earlier, Robbie began to dance around on Anti’s palm with the strings, the strings curling around his arms and back to give him some extra support, just to ensure he didn’t fall off while moving and spinning around, the two did this dance for awhile, Anti smiling brightly and Robbie giggling all the while.
Eventually Robbie stopped and the strings released him, he sat there on Anti’s palm and watched the strings disappear into thin air, he was always amazed how Anti could do that… Robbie seemed satisfied now with his discoveries and little mental notes about their hands and random objects… Now he wanted to try something a lot more different “Attii… Put me doowwnn… Pleease…” Anti was originally going to hand Robbie to Chase but then Robbie clutched onto his finger “N-Nnnooo…! O-Onnn grrround…” Anti looked toward the others who looked concerned “U-Uh Robbie… I don’t know…” Henrik was the one to speak up and then Chase chimed in “It’ll be kinda dangerous to just… Leave ya down on the floor kiddo…” Robbie pouted “...W-Wann… Go… Jamie room… Myself…” Robbie seemed determined and his mind was set on being put down and going off on his own, the three looked at each other before sighing “...Alright Robbie… We’ll let you do this… But, STRAIGHT to Jameson’s room, understood kiddo?” The zombie’s eyes lit up and he smiled lopsidedly “Mmhmm…! J-Jaaam’s roommm only…!” And then Anti was gently setting Robbie onto the ground, and at first the zombie looked around, seeing all three of them staring at him and woah… It felt even BIGGER now that he was on the ground! He shambled over to Henrik and looked at his shoe for a few seconds.
He inspected his height compared to that before he smiled and seemed to get what he was looking for, it was so fascinating to the zombie how different the perspective was! Now, Robbie had held a tiny person a few times! Some of the other egos got shrunk before! He remembers pretty vividly actually of holding Chase, it felt… Weird to be one that could be held in the palm of someone’s hands, he kind of understood now why Chase and some of the others had been so intimidated but after a while, the intimidation fades! Well at least it did for Robbie! He was so curious and intrigued by everything! He waved goodbye to the three and headed off and out the door, he felt a LOT more slower than what he usually was and seeing how far it was to Jameson’s room made the zombie stop dead in his tracks… ...Oh that was… a LOT farther than what he previously thought but the zombie puffed his chest for a moment and got a determined bold look in his eyes and slowly, very slowly he was off… Heading right toward Jameson’s room way down at the end of the hallway, being a zombie did have its perks, he didn’t get AS tired as easily as regular humans seemed to.
Robbie actually had an idea in mind he wanted to discuss with Jameson in fact, this is the very reason he embarked out on his own, he wanted this discussion to be in private with JJ! He looked up as he was passing by a shelf, it was so large right now, Robbie was tempted to climb up it just to see how well he could manage… But no! The zombie shook his head and looked back down the hallway, he had a mission to do and he was going to do it! ...This might take a while though even still… Meanwhile back in Marvin’s room, Marvin looked at Anti and he was smiling a little “You know… We might not get along in the slightest but… It’s nice to see how close you and Robbie are, that darling boy looks up to you a lot…” Anti scoffed and crossed his arms "̴̨͘T̸̛́e̢͡ļ̷l̨͘ ̡҉a̶̕n͘yb̧̛͜o͟d̨̢͠y͠ a̛bo̴u̢t ͏̨̧w͏̕h͡a̷̸t ͜h̸͠a̢p͞pe̸̕͝ǹ͜e͠d̀ ̶a̛ņ̢d̕ ̴̴͜Ì҉'l͏͞ĺ ̧̨͏g̶u͝t̡̀͜ ̀͜y͜o̷u̷" Marvin rolled his eyes “...Figures as much… ...I solemnly swear I will tell no one” Anti huffed and the two said nothing else to each other, meanwhile Chase and Henrik were… Admittedly both trying to calm each other down, they were very worried over Robbie venturing out all on his own but, they knew if they didn’t let him, he’d just be upset with them, they knew deep down… Robbie had to do this, he WANTED to and he was determined, so they’d just have to hope he made it there safely, sure there really wasn’t anyone else who could be out there right now since Jackie had left but still, anything can happen when you're that small.
Eventually, Robbie had gotten closer and even from where he was he could hear the faint old timey music growing closer and closer… This had taken him a LONG while to get to even just the doorway (but luckily time skips are a thing in stories n such) and finally after what felt like it could have been a LONG few minutes, Robbie had finally made it in the doorway and he saw Jameson messing around with his little booth, he was placing his finger puppets in order and getting everything neatly organized, this was perfect… Robbie shambled in the doorway and over toward JJ, it took him another few minutes but he got there and called out to JJ who quickly turned his attention to the zombie, he mimicked a gasp and gently scooped Robbie into his hands, he then set him down onto the booth and began to sign [ Good golly! Robbie?! How did you get here? And why aren’t the others monitoring you? ] The zombie giggled and smiled brightly “I maade it herre… All by… self… I wannttedd too… Wan… Taalkk abbbout… Stuff…!” JJ raised a brow [ Well what is it little fellow? I’m all ears! ] And then Robbie motioned for Jameson to lean down, the man did so and Robbie slowly began to whisper his ingenious plan to JJ, and it did admittedly take a few moments for the zombie since for one, his voice was already slowed and a bit slurred and two sometimes he just couldn’t think of the right words.
After that Jameson smiled brightly [ Oh Robbie, dear… That’s the bee's knees! Yes, yes, we can do that…! Let’s get everything set up and then I’ll go get the others ] The zombie clapped and giggled excitedly, the two got to work, well… Mostly it was Jameson but Robbie did help out with some things that he could actually carry, after a bit of setting everything up it was perfect! Jameson clapped as did Robbie and then he began to sign [ Everything should be in order now…! Shall I go get the others? ] The zombie eagerly nodded “Mmhmm…!” Jameson helped Robbie behind the curtain and left him on the sill of the booth and then Jameson had stood up and walked out, the zombie was so excited! And a little nervous at the same time, he waited for JJ to return with the others, double checking and making sure everything was in the right order, he looked over everything and it seemed to be just fine and then he heard multiple footsteps, they sounded like they were trying to be quiet as the approached and entered the room.
Robbie carefully peered out from behind the curtains and saw Jameson leading Henrik, Chase, Marvin, Anti and even Jackie! They were ALL here! Robbie didn’t think Jackie would have even showed up since he was busy with the call he got earlier but he definitely wasn’t complaining! Meanwhile Jameson was signing to the other egos [ Gentlemen and Anti… ] He began, noticing Anti only smiled at him, although this wasn’t a friendly smile like the one he gave Robbie, this was more so a menacing one… Either way, Jameson tried to shake it off and continue [ Take your seats, right here in front of the booth please! ] And then Jameson was heading behind said booth, watching as all the egos sat down on the floor, he didn’t have much time to get chairs but also his room wasn’t necessarily big enough, either way, they didn’t seem to care about chairs… [ I am proud to present to you all this evening, Jameson Jackson’s Jolly Jaunts! Featuring a special little zombie we all know and love, Robbie~! ] The egos clapped for a moment before going silent as Jameson ducked behind the booth, and then the curtains were slowly pulled back and the show began…
Jameson pulled out one of the signs he prepared for this and held it up, it read the title of this evening’s show { The Friendly Zombie! } After a few moments of letting the others read it he quickly pulled the sign down and then placed one of his finger puppets on, he held it up so the others could see and began moving it a little, acting as if it were talking and then he put it down to grab another sign, had he been on an actual stage he would have had a better way of doing this but for now, this would have to do… He held up another sign that showed what the puppet had said { Golly! Today sure has been peaceful! I sure do hope nothing s t r a n g e happens! } And then the sign was gone and the puppet was back up there, just pretending to walk around before Robbie shambled onto the stage, gurgling and groaning, looking like an actual stereotypical zombie from a horror movie, Jameson made the puppet place a hand over its mouth for a gasp and then started moving it around MUCH more frantically { Egad! A zombie?! Don’t eat my brains good sir! } Robbie continued gurgling and groaning as he slowly shuffled toward the man, Jameson made the puppet jump before running away.
The zombie stopped dead in his tracks and looked down, sighing a little, Robbie looked very dejected by what just happened, he turned around and shambled back off stage and then Jameson held out another sign { Golly, he sure looked sad didn’t he? You are all probably wondering why that is, well stick around and find out! } There went that sign and Jameson pulled out another puppet, this time a puppet of a lady who was making her way through the booth all gracefully, she looked around and for a moment she looked as though she was about to walk off stage before the sound of a stick crunching could be heard, the woman jumped and looked around frantically before Jameson held another sign up { EEP! W-WHAT WAS THAT?!? } And then that sign went and the woman was shown to be looking around frantically still and then a familiar gurgling sound started, Jameson also must’ve had something that played music as some suspenseful music started playing in the background before finally… Robbie shuffled out from the stage, gurgling and groaning like previously, the woman jumped once again.
Jameson made it look like the puppet was screaming and then held up a sign that literally just said ‘AHH!!!’ on it (not gonna do the fancy font for something simple | Well jokes on you past me the font doesnt even work so R.I.P) As the zombie headed toward her, he looked like he was about to reach out before the puppet’s arm slapped him in the face, JJ was extremely relieved he didn’t accidentally knock Robbie off there… And then he made the lady run away screaming, like the last time the poor zombie had that dejected look and he sighed, once again turning and shambling away off stage, and then out came another sign { After a lot of complaints from people… A devilishly handsome Detective had decided he’d step in and investigate this so called ‘Zombie’ } Down the sign went and next came a puppet that looked a good bit like Jameson himself, walking around and looking for some clues, Jameson made the puppet put a hand to his chin before another sign came out { Now if I were a Zombie… Where would I be…? }
The detective pondered for a moment before he pointed, as if getting an idea, a sign coming out that said ‘Aha!’ before quickly disappearing and then Jameson made the puppet wander and the scene changed into a night background (it’s been a day background in like a London street-esque kinda setting i just forgot to specify that) and then it looked like a graveyard, the music changing into something more spooky to fit the atmosphere… The detective creeped around the graveyard, looking around before seeing a zombie sitting by an open grave, he quickly came over and saw the zombie was crying, Jameson made the detective jump at that, the detective despite being just a puppet was… Surprised…! He didn’t expect to see a crying zombie ever in his life, he walked over and gently patted the zombie on the shoulder who turned around, sniffling a little and wiping at his eyes “G-Gooo… Aawaaayy… I-Im… a mmonstterrr… N-Noooboddyyy l-liikess mee…” A sign came out { Now what makes you say that little fellow? } The zombie sniffled again “...E-Everrryone… rrrann awaaay…” The detective nodded at this and he looked down before another sign appeared { I see… Is that all you wanted all along, was just someone who likes you? A… Friend perhaps? } And the zombie nodded at this.
The detective puppet then looked as if he were laughing, but it wasn’t directed at Robbie { I see! Well then, come on little one, let’s go set the record straight, shall we? } The zombie was confused at this, he was also shocked the detective hadn’t ran away like all the others did, however as the puppet held out its hand, the zombie gently took a hold of it and they walked off stage, and then the background changed back into the streets, Jameson held up his other hand with the lady and man puppets from earlier, they looked to be discussing their incident before the detective came out with the zombie holding his hands, the two puppets jumped and acted like they were screaming before JJ pulled another sign out, he had to be a bit more careful this time with so many puppets and stuff, he was still so anxious he was going to knock Robbie off stage { Eek! It’s the Zombie! Detective! Look out sir! } and then the sign went down and the detective shook his head.
{ There has been a BIG misunderstanding here folks! You see… This Zombie isn’t dangerous, he was just misjudged from the start! He never wanted to hurt anybody! He was merely in search of a friend! } And both the puppets gasped in shock, meanwhile the zombie nodded at this “...Ittss trrruuee… I’m sorry... f-foorrrr frrrightening yoouu…” There was a pause before both puppets came over looking down slightly and moving a bit slowly and then another sign { We’re so sorry Mr. Zombie! We should have given you a chance to speak before judging you like that! } Robbie smiled a little and nodded “Itt… ookaay… R-Robbieee… Underrrstaand… Was scarryy…” The two puppets nodded before the detective looked like he was laughing before turning to the audience as did the other puppets and Robbie himself { Well that clears that mess up! Now I think we should all remember this one folks! The important thing here is to NEVER  judge a book by it’s cover! }
And then the puppets along with Robbie himself took a bow and then a ‘The End’ card popped up behind them this time, the egos started clapping at this, well clapping a bit quietly for Robbie’s sake of course, all of them standing up while doing so, meanwhile the puppets and Robbie continued to bow for a few moments before the curtain closed on them, and then JJ removed the puppets and let the card fall down, he scooped Robbie up into his hands and stood up, the zombie was smiling so VERY brightly, he looked extremely proud of himself and JJ did as well, the others finally quit clapping and Chase was the first to speak up “Duude that was epic...!” Henrik nodded “Yes, that was really wonderful...!” Marvin was the next to chime in “Very entertaining, well done darlings~!” Jackie then pitched in “Like Chase said! That was awesome…!” And finally Anti who was smirking "̧̛Eh̷͘͘, ̀͠n͘o̕t ̷̀̀b̶a̢d͜҉ ̷̶a̷t̴̸̀ ͏a̷l͟͝ĺ̢͡~̴ ̵́N̶̨͜ev̴͘͢e̵ŗ̴͜ ̷̶k͢nę̶w̸̨ ̴͘͜R͟o̡bb͠ie̵̵ c̀ơ̵ul̵̀d͏͢͞ ͞a̴ct͡҉͠ ͘s̴̕o͏̢͘ ̵w͟e̶̡ll~̷̧̧" He cooed, this made the little zombie bounce up and down and giggle, Jameson meanwhile held him with one hand so he could sign with the other [ Well it was Robbie’s idea in the first place! He was a bit nervous with everything but he did so wonderfully! ]
The egos all cooed their praises, both praising Jameson and of course Robbie as well since he was the little mastermind behind all this, and as they were doing so, the zombie’s eyes drooped a little and he started yawning, he stretched out a little and laid down in Jameson’s hands, the other egos seemed to take notice of this, they quieted down a lot more and Chase smiled at this “Looks like he’s finally tuckered out…” Marvin piped up “Indeed, seems the star of the show could use some good rest~” He snapped his fingers and suddenly a bed small enough to fit Robbie appeared, he handed it to Jameson who smiled and gently placed the bed down on his dresser, he then carefully placed Robbie into it and tucked him in, the zombie’s eyes were still open slightly, the old timey music faintly in the background was only making him more drowsy, he yawned again “...R-Robbieee… s-sleepy…” He muttered, rubbing at his eyes before Chase spoke up “Go ahead and get some rest, kiddo…” The others said goodnight to Robbie except for Jameson who signed goodnight obviously and then the zombie slowly closed his eyes, not too long after that he was sound asleep, softly snoring…
It had been a long day and a long adventure for the tiny zombie, that was for certain but... He’d be lying if he said it wasn’t a fun one! Robbie would remember and cherish this day for a long time.
(Alrighty that’s it, this came outta nowhere but I had fun writing it, hope y’all like it too! Also god, me? Writing soft Anti? It’s SO fucking r a r e! I write soft Anti so rarely but this was too sweet n cute to ruin ...hes still a bastard but not near as bad were this angst, anyhoo- here y’all go, some fluff for ya!
I figured I’d, kinda write the egos how I used to in a way but this time I’m more so proud and confident in myself, I’m proud of this story and I hope y’all enjoy it as well)
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"Aaaand up." *and mondo easily lifts up the innocent chef, the boy dressed up as a pirate while chuck excitedly circles around the two while wearing his cute parrot outfit!*
"Gotcha. And now that you're my captive you're part of my crew. Though I guess you could always leave by walkin' the plank. Or by lettin' me taste test some of your food. Ain't it nice of me to give my prisoners so many options~?"
"Oh-!" Kaede emitted a surprised gasp when Mondo lifted her up. "H-Hey, Mondo!?" Wrapping her arms around his neck for steadiness, her cheeks turn an embarrassed pink.
"Ah...! O-Ohhh, geez..." Now seeing why he did that, she just rolls her eyes before laughing. "Ohh nooo, I've been captured! Looks like I do not have a choice.... really though, Happy Halloween! And nice costume! Yours looks so cute, Chuck, awww~!" She giggles, looking at the excited puppy circling around them with a bright smile. “Happy Halloween to you as well, little buddy~!”
Listening to him continue his little act, she also plays along further as she says in a tone of feigned distress: "N-No please, anything but that!" At the request to taste test some of her food, she breaks out of character with a laugh. "O-Oh my god, is that all you wanted to do? Gee, such a generous captain you are... ahaha, but yeah, of course you can! A taste tester is just what I need for these Halloween treats I made, hehehe."
She moves one of her arms to point to the counter. She had a big batch of chocolate mousse, so that she could make cups of chocolate mousse 'graveyard' cups. She had already had a couple made for taste testing, the cups being filled with chocolate mousse, and oreo cookie crumbs on top for the 'dirt.' And with shortbread cookies, she would use those to be 'tombstone' sticking out of the 'dirt', with 'R.I.P.' written on the cookie with chocolate sauce. “They’re chocolate mousse graveyard cups...! I already made some example cups, so grab a spoon and try one if you’d like, and tell me what you think! I think I did pretty nice on them, but if you may like them, then I’ll be even more confident they came out great!”
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mlqcfluff · 5 years ago
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The MLQC Boys; Bra Shopping
A/N: Bra shopping is literally the worst shopping that ever has to be done, you cannot change my mind. The work starts under the cut, just because of warnings. (If I need to add/change any warnings, just let me know!)
Warnings: Suggestions of sex and nudity, but nothing detailed; Slight cursing
Word Count: 575
Characters: Lucien, Victor, Kiro, & Gavin
🔬 Lucien
Lucien 100% finds the sexiest bra and suggests it right away.
He claims it's just to tease you but it is definitely because he wants you in it.
He really doesn't mind bra shopping at all.
Mostly because he gets to find out what you'll be wearing next time you two meet.
He keeps suggesting items throughout the trip that he thinks you might like he knows you'll look amazing in.
Lucien doesn't mind waiting for you either.
You are able to take as much time as needed.
And he's there to calm you down after you get frustrated from too many items not fitting properly.
He literally is able to talk you into other products better than the sales clerk.
And when you finally leave the store, after spending quite a bit of money, he simply takes your bags to carry and whispers in your ear.
"I hope I get to see you model these for me sometime soon."
🍷 Victor
He may look like he doesn't care, but Mr. Poker Face is S H O O K. 
He tries his hardest to just sit in one of the chairs inside the store and wait but he can't help but glance around.
You keep grabbing the most see through items you can find.
And Victor can't help but wonder if you wear these items every day, especially to the meetings you two have.
You were so innocent but these bras were saying otherwise.
Victor tries anything to get his mind off of this situation.
He's quickly on his cell phone answering emails, checking the news, and even watching that cat video you sent him.
But his mind keeps going back to you in his office.
Victor mentally cursed at himself because he has seen you in a bra before.
Why is this different now?
Thankfully you were done rather quickly but his previous thoughts lingered in his mind for the rest of the trip.
🎤 Kiro
Kiro had never been bra shopping before.
He's bored within 15 minutes. 
He agreed that he would walk around the mall while you shopped.
But this is taking sooo long.
So he decided to go into the store and see what was up.
Kiro was a little confused about why you had to try on all of them.
They all looked the same why do you try them on?
He tried to help pick some out, but what do these numbers mean??
Wait, why did the straps come off, did he break it???
Poor Kiro really did try his hardest but he just didn't get it.
He honestly gave up and went to a video game store to look around.
He felt bad for leaving so he bought a new game for the two of you to play when you get home.
🚓 Gavin
Oh lord.
Birdcop did NOT know what to do.
You told him it would be a while but he insisted on staying with you.
He didn't necessarily regret coming into the store but...
Damn.
You are picking out some lacey bras.
And they have a lot of straps too.
He's hella embarrassed.
But low key enjoying this.
He knows he's blushing bright red but can you blame him?
He can't help but imagine what you would look like in this hot pink bra...
"Gavin, do you think I should get some matching panties? They're having a sale…"
It was at this point where Gavin nearly died.
r.i.p. Gavin
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