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Come Fuck Me Hips

Author:  AgentStannerShipper

Words: 3K

Rating: Explicit

Summary:

Crowley has had a fantasy about Aziraphale for centuries now. Too bad the angel would never take him up on it.

Except, as it turns out, he absolutely would.

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An Invitation You Can’t Decline

Author:  thehoyden

Words: 2K

Rating: Explicit

Summary:

“I have standards,” Aziraphale huffed.

“Don’t I know it,” Crowley sighed. And then, like he’d done it a hundred times before, he covered Aziraphale’s hand with his.

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So Beautiful

Author:  Khoshekh42

Words: 2K

Rating: Explicit

Summary:

Crowley finds out that Aziraphale is more experienced than he thought, more dominant than he thought.

And he likes it so much.

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For Who So Firm that Cannot Be Seduced?

Author:  elviaprose

Words: 3K

Rating: Explicit

Summary:

Crowley has been spotted having dinner with Aziraphale. The first way he can think of to explain it to Hell is that he's been trying seduce and corrupt the angel. It's not a bad explanation, for something totally off the cuff. The only problem is that he's going to have to actually do it. Or at least pretend to. Set slightly Before Anti-Christ.

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The Pleasures of the Flesh

Author:  bladespark

Words: 7K

Rating: Explicit

Summary:

Aziriphale is very much into earthly pleasures, and it doesn’t stop at food. Crowley has never much bothered. When they finally get together, the wildly inexperienced demon and they very experienced angel have a few things to sort out.

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Not The Gavotte

Author:  FaceofMer

Words: 1K

Rating: Explicit

Summary:

Aziraphale offers to show Crowley some of what he learned at discreet gentleman's clubs in the late 1800s.

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the technology is neutral

Author:  Deputychairman

Words: 7K

Rating: Explicit

Summary: 

“Stand up?” he echoed, incredulous but too undone by sensation to express the full force of his disbelief. “I can barely even remember my own name after that, and you want me to stand up?”

“Your name is Anthony J Crowley, apparently, although you never did tell me what the J stood for so I can’t help you there,” he said, not hiding his smile. “Do stand up, I promise you’ll like it.”

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We’re Both Of Us Above

Author: obstinatrix

Words: 3K

Rating: Explicit

Summary:

Crowley lets slip that he knows a certain something about Aziraphale. He seems to think it's important; Aziraphale doesn't understand why. Until he does.

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The road to rapture has a lot of pit stops

Author:  emmagrant01

Words: 17K

Rating: Explicit

Summary: 

Five times they kissed over four thousand years, and one time they actually meant it.

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There Was Magic Abroad In The Air

Author:  jessthereckless

Words: 12K

Rating: Explicit

Summary: 

“Oh, I should never have left you alone in the nineteenth century. Music hall, magic, incredibly expensive gay clubs. All your most embarrassing impulses were just to left to scamper around unchecked”

Stage magic is about the art of deception, making it unsuitable – if not actually impossible – for those of an angelic nature. Over a century later, Aziraphale believes himself to be a much more adept liar than he used to be, but when he looks through his old thwarting ledgers he’s surprised to discover the identity of the person he’s been consistently deceiving for the past six thousand years.

Companion piece to Still My Heart Has Wings.

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she's gonna be an angel, just you wait and see when it turns out she's a devil in between the sheets

Author:  unsp00kable

Words: 4K

Rating: Explicit

Summary:

They’d let loose, drinking gallons of alcohol for hours on end. When they ran out Crowley thought it was a good place to end the night and sobered up. However, Aziraphale had other plans, rathering to keep the alcohol coursing through his veins feeling light as a feather.

He kissed and sucked up the column of Crowley’s neck, giggling as the demon bared his teeth and growled when he tried to climb into his lap at a stop light.

“Aziraphale, you idiot, I’m trying to drive!”

“You’re great at multitasking Crowley- or should I start calling you Anthony ...or even …Nanny?”

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Pear-shaped

Author:  sabinelagrande

Words: 3K

Rating: Explicit

Summary:

Working at the Dowling residence is both perfectly acceptable and too much for Crowley to bear.

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Principles of Proximity

Author:  Cannebady

Words: 14K

Rating: Explicit

Summary: 

Crowley's plan is to get through grad school in one piece and then live his bachelor dream life. With a less-than-wholesome upbringing and no real human ties to speak of, he's made a life for himself. It's just fine, actually. And he's fine too, while you're at it.

Enter new roommate, Aziraphale, who just might teach him the benefits of putting down roots.

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Anthophilia

Author:  FortinbrasFTW

Words: 49K

Rating: Explicit

Summary:  

 Anthony J. Crowley's life seems like it's finally falling into place: his floral shop has begun to gain an undercurrent of appreciation in the design elite of London, and he might have even finally found a boyfriend who looks just right lounging on his Tenreiro sofa. Things seem almost perfect, until one day the empty shop across the street is leased to frumpy fellow Oxford alumni, who doesn't seem to remember Crowley nearly as well as he remembers him, which really shouldn't bother him as much as it does - it was ten years ago after all, and it wasn't even that good of a kiss.

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No Place Like Home

Author: brudawgg

Words: 11K

Rating: Explicit

Summary:

Aziraphale wants to be the one to initiate the next step in his and Crowley's relationship, but can't seem to work up the nerve or find the right moment.

Why is asking to move in together so hard?

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forgiven and freed

Author:  dustyjournal

Words: 17K

Rating: Explicit

Summary: 

Instead of the body swap, God offers Aziraphale and Crowley a way to escape the wrath of Heaven and Hell forever.

Or, an ex-angel and an ex-demon experience the growing pains of becoming human.

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