#r: laffin

[infinitestalia]

I swear only Targ stans can hate on the one canonically black female character for challenging their Targ blood purity garbage and also gets in the way of their inbred ship so they come up with all these convoluted theories(that always have B as plot device to Daemyra’s “Greek tragedy”),want her to be cut or replaced with Rhaena since R’s already a plot device anyway that’s not a threat to their ship in any way.

Funny how they think Rhaena and Nettles should be interchangeable - why is that exactly??? 🤔 And then they pretend they care about the optics of Baela being left by Jace for a white girl, when this is how they do Nettles- canonically black and actually vital to the story. That poor actress is going to get it from those freaks every day when they see Daemon love struck for her, while Rhaenyra's going bald from stress and starting up a jealous murder plot against a teenager at her big age. What a pathetic fall from grace. I will be laffin.

Will backing Nettles 100%. Had Daemon simping on levels never seen before, lived rent free in Rhaenyra's head when there was a literal war going on, escaped with her dragon to live her life away from Westeros and most importantly, didn't get stuck with that geriatric nonce for the next 20 years of her life. What a win.

[a-merman-not-a-guppy]

After I Take Off This Foolish Mask | Laffin

@olaf-likeswarmhugs​

Finn was excited. He’d invited Olaf over so that he could show him a bit of his process when he made his own clothes. It was even better because he and his mom had just bought him some new material to work with. He couldn’t wait to make a cool jacket and show Olaf how his sewing kits and machine worked. 

He’d spread everything out in the living room, having made a good space for Olaf to sit with him. Everything was ready. Drinks if they needed some, and he was sure that his mom was in the process of putting together some snacks in case they got hungry crafting. Everything was perfect. Now he just needed Olaf to turn up. 

And what luck! Just as he was thinking maybe he should grab another cushion there was a knock on the door. Finn jumped to his feet, nearly tripping over his sewing kit. “I’ll get it!” He raced over, opening the door quickly and smiling as he caught sight of Olaf. “Hi hyung! I’m really g-g-g-glad you’re here. I’ve g-g-got every-everything s-s-set up in the living r-r-r-room.”

[coyging]

Miami nonny must be thriving rn 🥳

LMAOOO

[xkvnnedy]

you have bad taste

bruh

[juieon]

# seated . for my first tbz concert

[killurego]

i luv cheking my name on the unsent project im literallt addicted

[alldayangst]

i can see you starin’, honey (Harry Styles)

*It was requested I made this into a full imagine, so I did. You can read the original blurb here. All of my fics are LGBTQ and PoC friendly. Trigger warning for the mention of r*zors (only for shaving!) However, please don’t read if this triggers or makes you uncomfortable! This fic is slightly suggestive, I’d recommend this to mature readers. Summary: Harry is a church boy that goes to church (and reads his Bible 🌚). 

You felt Harry shifting beside you in bed before the Sun had even come up. Hands unwrapping themselves from your waist, phone alarm pulsing like pendulums relentlessly when all you wanted to do was sleep. Before Harry could truly release you from his grip, you held your hands over his and he groaned as if to say ‘I know, I know. I don’t want to go either.’ But his strength was greater than yours and he untangled himself without much of a fight. “Gonna love on you so hard when I get back.” You felt his stubble brush against your cheek as he kissed along your jaw. “I’ll make you forget it’s a Sunday.” 

Harry placed another kiss to your cheek before he got up and you heard the water running after him. Harry was such a good boy. Going to church because his mother asked him to. His niece, Christina, was to be christened that day and Harry simply couldn’t miss it. He’d give up the world for that little girl. Harry didn’t know exactly where he stood with all the faith and magic and constellations in the universe, but he was certain he’d give up the world for you, too. 

Harry’s never known a good shower without music, so your Alexa is more often than not wet and soapy, but Harry doesn’t mind that. I’ll just buy another one, he always says. “Alexa, play Just The Way You Are by Bruno Mars.” 

Once upon a time, Harry thought that the radio and its constant saturation of romance songs was just an elaborate lie, ‘cause he’d never experienced first-hand just how great love could feel. Sure enough, looking into your eyes for the first time changed that, and he finally understood how it felt to have hearts in your eyes and butterflies in your stomach. Everything about you made him a Styles sized puddle because he was just that far gone. 

So he meant it when he sang along in earnest into the shower head: “When I see your face, there’s not a thing that I would change, cause you’re amazing just the way you are,” Harry may be one of the best pop vocalists in his generation but no one has ever sounded great stark in the shower. You giggle as you lean on the doorframe in awe that you’re living in how love is supposed to feel.

“Don’t know why you’re laffin’.” Harry gives a toothy grin. “Not like you could do any better, babe.” Harry almost goes to wrap the towel around his waist, but he decided the better idea was to throw it at your head and run back to your shared bedroom.

“Harry!”

There’s no doubt that you and Harry wasted time, just being the idiots you allowed yourselves to be around each other. Harry had FaceTimed Anne shortly before he needed to go, because there’s no one who can make a boy feel more handsome than his mother. You’d been eating CoCo Pops in his shirt and underwear, with the new episode of The Crown playing from your laptop in the kitchen. And Anne, who loved her son with all her heart, never failed to tell him how it is. “Honey, you look amazing.” His silver Rolex glinted under the light of the camera. “But the facial hair has got to go.”

Harry held his face in fake contempt. “It’s two days of growth!”

“Even better then, you won’t feel as bad for getting rid of it.” Anne didn’t allow time to take ‘no’ for an answer, and her picture got smaller as it zapped off the screen when she ended the call.

Harry had twelve minutes to spare.

“Y/N!” You stopped like you’d been caught in a crime scene, something about Prince Charles continuing to play out of the speakers of your computer. “I need you to help me get this off my face.” he said as he motioned to his stubble.

That’s how you ended up back in the bathroom. Harry had taken out one of the razors from the cupboard above the sink where you sat, the lower half of his face smothered in Gilette. 

“Gotta be ready for church in..” Harry looks down at his watch. “10.” You found it funny how Harry could afford the finer things in life but never made a big deal out of it. You found it especially funny how Harry could afford the finer things in life, including a hair & makeup team at his beck and call, but chose to have you - his baby, his lovie, his world - sat on a sink between his two legs running a cheap BiC disposable razor across his face.

“I love this one the most.” You muttered as you intertwined your two free hands, tracing along the cross tattoo on his hand. “You know what else I love?” You wrapped your legs around his waist, only to see if he would give into the less than holy things of this world one more time before you sent him off to Sunday service.

You banged the razor against the sink, shaving mousse and little brown moustache hairs falling into the basin before you returned to shave your half baby-faced boy.

Sometimes, Harry can’t believe his lucky stars; and thanks God and your mother or whoever made you for doing just that and bringing you to him. “Not one cut! Not one nick!” You exclaim excitedly, as you go to rinse the razor and Harry holds your hips ‘cause he’s just gotta look into your eyes to know that you’re real. And his.

Taglist: @swiftingday

Credit for the gif goes to: /hsgucciking.

Masterlist

Upcoming Works​

[golyhawhaw]

hi babe <3

ooo r u laffin at. oo r u laffin at.

[a-merman-not-a-guppy]

Lena’s Muses as Songs from her Soothing Playlist 5/8

Finn: Answer: Love Myself

Loving myself might be harder Than loving someone else Let’s admit it The standards I made are more strict for myself The thick tree rings in your life It’s part of you, it’s you Now let’s forgive ourselves Our lives are long, trust yourself when in a maze When winter passes, spring always comes

From the eyes of the cold night I try to hide myself As I keep tossing and turning ey Maybe I fell in order to take the place of those countless stars The target of thousands of bright arrows is me alone

You’ve shown me I have reasons I should love myself (oh) I’ll answer with my breath, my path

The me of yesterday, the me of today, the me of tomorrow (I’m learning how to love myself) With no exceptions, it’s all me

[autochaton]

O wow he's actually on. Babes, I was just abt 2 make a post laffin @ ur expense 💕

R u psychic?

[alexlacquemanne]

Aout MMXXI

Films

Harry Potter et la Coupe de feu (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire) (2005) de Mike Newell avec Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Michael Gambon et David Tennant

The Beatles : Eight Days a Week (2016) de Ron Howard avec John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, Ringo Starr, Elvis Costello, Whoopi Goldberg et Sigourney Weaver

Good Morning, Vietnam (1987) de Barry Levinson avec Robin Williams, Forest Whitaker, Bruno Kirby, J. T. Walsh et Chintara Sukapatana

Atout cœur à Tokyo pour OSS 117 (1966) de Michel Boisrond avec Frederick Stafford, Marina Vlady, Henri Serre, Colin Drake et Jitsuko Yoshimura

Place publique (2018) de Agnès Jaoui et Jean-Pierre Bacri avec Agnès Jaoui, Jean-Pierre Bacri, Léa Drucker et Héléna Noguerra

Pauline détective (2012) de Marc Fitoussi avec Sandrine Kiberlain, Audrey Lamy, Antoine Chappey, Claudio Santamaria et Anne Benoît

The Blues Brothers (1980) de John Landis avec John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd, James Brown, Cab Calloway, Carrie Fisher et Aretha Franklin

Kaamelott : Premier Volet (2021) d'Alexandre Astier avec Alexandre Astier, Franck Pitiot, Thomas Cousseau, Jean-Christophe Hembert et Anne Girouard

Vénus et Fleur (2004) de Emmanuel Mouret avec Veroushka Knoge, Isabelle Pirès, Julien Imbert et Frédéric Niedermayer

Thor : Ragnarok (2017) de Taika Waititi avec Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo, Tom Hiddleston, Tessa Thompson, Cate Blanchett et Idris Elba

Garçon ! (1983) de Claude Sautet avec Yves Montand, Nicole Garcia, Jacques Villeret, Rosy Varte, Dominique Laffin, Marie Dubois et Bernard Fresson

Séries

The Grand Tour Saison 4

The Grand Tour présente… Lochdown

Psych Saison 1, 2, 3, 4

Voyances et Manigances - T-R-I-C-H-E-U-R - Qu'il parle maintenant, ou se taise à jamais - Esprit es-tu là ? - Neuf Vies - La Maison hantée - Shawn chez les super-héros - Champ de bataille - Souvenirs, souvenirs - La Guerre de l'étoile - Coup de soleil - Poker menteur - Avis de meurtre - Jeu, Set et Meurtre - Esprits féminins - Les Nouvelles Stars - 65 Millions d'années plus tôt - Un médium de trop - Trop facile pour être possible - Petit… mais costaud - Un plat qui se mange froid - Les Petits Génies - Recherche nounous désespérément - Chasseurs de primes - Un mort au pied du sapin - Mariage en sursis - Fashion victimes - Une nuit au musée - Chasse aux fantômes - La Folle Soirée de Shawn - Le médium qui tombe à pic - La Chasse au trésor - Henry les bons tuyaux - Au pays de l'or noir - Comme sur des roulettes - Haut les mains ! - Noël au balcon, tout le monde en prison - Six pieds sous la mer - Sale temps pour Lassiter - Au feu le médium ! - L'Enfer du vendredi - Plus menteur, tu meurs - Mardi 17, le retour de Jason - Une soirée avec Mr Yang - Mission Canada - Famille, je vous aime - Presque cent dollars pour un shérif - Petits Arrangements avec le Diable - La Peur des balles - Meurtre à Bollywood - À qui le tour ? - La Nuit du Loup-Garou

The Crown Saison 2

Une mésaventure - La Compagnie des hommes - Lisbonne - Beryl - Marionnettes - Vergangenheit - Matrimonium - Chère Madame Kennedy - Pater familias - L'Homme mystère

Le Coffre à Catch

#36 : Une lueur de catch d'espoir de catch - #37 : CM Punk vs. John Morrison - #38 : Bobby Lashley DÉFONCE LA CAGE ! - #12 : Le Push de CM Punk + Bsahtek le Bikini ! - #39 : VINCE MCMAHON "Est-ce que tu viens de m'appeler Vince?" - #40 : Randy Orton le somnifère du catch

Columbo Saison 2, 6, 13

Le Spécialiste - Les surdoués - Deux en un - Face à face

Brooklyn 99 Saison 7

Chasse à l'homme - Capitaine Kim - Pimemento - Le Championnat Jimmy Jab 2 - Debbie - La Méthode Jake - Le Discours - Le Casse à l’envers - Dillman - Amiral Peralta - Le Casse de toutes les fêtes - La Rançon - Noir, c'est noir

Doctor Who Saison 5

Le Prisonnier zéro

Chapeau melon et bottes de cuir Saison 5

La Porte de la mort - Le Retour des Cybernautes

The Rookie Saison 3

Tel père, telle fille - Alerte enlèvement - Le Garçon d'honneur - Nouvelles recrues - À cœur vaillant - Opération infiltration - Le Jour J

What If...?

Et si... Captain Carter était devenue le premier Avenger ?

Brokenwood Saison 7

Le garrot et le vinklebraun - Un bien-être qui fait mal - Une matinée de chien

Undertaker : l'ultime défi

En proie au doute - Rédemption - La fin d'une ère - Vaincre ses démons - L'heure de vérité - L'Undertaker raconte

Dark Side Of The Ring Saison 3

Becoming Warrior

La Cloche

#64: SummerSlam 2018, Puis Direction Le Japon! - #65: Braun Strowman Encaisse!

Kaamelott Livre II, III

La voix céleste - La restriction - Mater dixit - Le temps des secrets - Les drapeaux - La morsure du Dace - La conscience d'Arthur - Le rebelle - La rencontre - Always - L'anniversaire de Guenièvre - Les volontaires II - Le Guet - Spangenhelm - Le jeu du caillou - Les pigeons - L'oubli - Saponides et détergents - Perceval chante Sloubi - Les affranchis - Le dialogue de paix II - Silbury Hill II - Le repos du guerrier II - La Poétique première partie - La Poétique deuxième partie - Cryda de Tintagel - Le déserteur - La Fête de l'Hiver II - Le Tribut - Alone in the Dark - Le Justicier

Cat's Eyes Saison 2

Joli piège - Mélodie d'amour

Spectacles

Alors on s'aime ! (2019) de Flavia Coste avec Loup-Denis Elion, Daniel Russo et Corinne Touzet

Livres

Strip-tease pour OSS 117 de Jean Bruce

San-Antonio chez les "gones" de Frédéric Dard

24 Heures du Mans - 1951-1957 : Le Triomphe du Jaguar de Denis Bernard et Christian Papazoglakis

Tout feu, tout flamme de Richard Castle

Le meilleur des Super-Héros Marvel : Daredevil

La Guerre des Gaules de Jules César

Les vieux fourneaux Tome 1 : Ceux qui restent de Wilfrid Lupano et Paul Cauuet

[starrysamu]

r the heux stil lafin (yuh) ?

sock is typing ...

the heux stay laffin if u don’t go to bed soon

[enbi-vegetto]

anyway i tried 2 doodle somthn fr piccolo an goku day or w/e is called 

[the-phantom-crow]

((continued from here))

Look Akira, I spent the better part of three years being Mr. Sunshine-and-Posies. I just want to relish the chance to be morbid and cynical for once, thank you very much! For someone who pranks people a lot, you sure have a distinct lack of a sense of humour...

@diamondkaito

[t-underneaththeradardancing]

redux

siri wat rhyme w 

so when last herd  - in t land things wuz - fuxed 

up onna frog friday and imma still like wtf y anyone wanna diss  - and wuz tawking and laffin w vita  - and thank fucking gawd green goddess or watevah for laffter  - things r not ok but at least on the path of healing  - and maybe we a bit loud - its like 5 evening yo  - and a neighbor shouts - no one wants to hear you - im like wtf  - dissing laughter  - tho tbh i dont think that nay bore like me much to start with  - the dick in me wanna confront like yo bitch wattup chill the fuck out out - actually vita refer to her azza bitch but yah i thot it 

we close the back door and window but still like wtf  cuz

things just b like that

sometimes 

itz a motherfucker omg yo and everything hurtz like a car wreck lately and eggshell walkin  and maybe we as a 3 dont recover ever - theres still love  - and some major dickdom - thankfully not moi for a change  tho knock wood hed its been known to happen   lol   i gess     idk its sad to b laffing at that - b4 we wuz laffing at botany and plants fucking  - well by proxy  - maybe the subject offended    lol     she is a genetics/biology major  she was showing me one of her notebooks and explaining concepts but mostly admiring artwork and slides - its as much her passion as music  - she went out for the eve - we plan to play java tomorrow 

monday i meet and talk w liam  - he pretty private so u dont heres two much about him except the public and the music 

wat gonna happen 

fuck if i know   i can likely a few scenarios  - some of them pleasant 

might take a while tho

they say its patient

love

[yogpetshame]

/r/Yogscast/comments/cpj8ki/sjin_just_tweeted_for_the_first_time_in_over_a/ Any particular thoughts?

Boi I’m laffin.

The content of the tweet wasn’t important, but I know you care: it was “Gonna be rolling alliance, Zandalar Tribe for WoW classic, don’t miss the resurrection.” Forgive me if I don’t stop to try and track down a screenshot of it. It’s been so long since I played WoW I don’t even remember what Zandalar is.

But yeah, the subreddit took it completely the wrong way and I’m pretty sure all the “Yay, he’s innocent you guys!” reactions caused a major backlash internally about him tweeting.

In summary: Sjin either forgot he was on a leash, or overestimated the length of it. Or, HR and management thought that the “drama” would be over after Yogcon and he could tweet without it being seen as a smoke signal.

The message to you and I? Don’t conclude that Sjin is innocent.

edit: There was a burgeoning theory that Sjin had scheduled this tweet in advance and forgot to cancel it, and I just wanted to share this clever person on reddit debunking it.

Okay it’s not that clever, but since I don’t follow WoW news it was novel to me.