#r: ffs

[shipcestuous-two]

(Father/Son)

Back when I was 20 (I'm in my 30s now) and just a bitch full of anger and a trouble maker. I was friends with this one boy named Sam who was 21 and gay. He was really cute. But his father on the other hand, incredibly hot. His dad was 39 and a complete DILF. All the girls wanted him. He had me staring at times. lol. His name was Jared. His wife and him divorced a while ago, I heard from Sam that she cheated. Jared later got a girlfriend named Lori, who Sam hated, but it was on and off with them. She lived there, but then would suddenly leave, after she had tons of drama because she always thought Jared was cheating on her with men and other women because he was bi. Sam also had other friends but they did not want to stay over because of Lori would annoy them.

Sam's father was wealthy. Jared owned some company. He always threw parties for his rich buddies and go on ship vacations with his son. I can say I was fucking jealous of Sam. lol. They lived in a huge mansion like house and my small house was right behind theirs. I lived with my step parents. We did not get along, because I was always getting into trouble. I spent my days going over to Sam's. The main reason why I hung out with him is because he had drugs and alcohol with him all the time. Yeah, I know, that's shitty AF of me because he did like talking to me. lol.

Now Sam and Jared were close. A little too close now that I'm looking back at it. They always went out together. Hugged a lot and kissed each other on the cheek. Half of the photos on their private socials and even house are of them together. They looked liked a couple if you didn't know them. One time, while I was over for a sleepover, we were all having dinner together at the table. Sam started going on to me about how he hopes that his future boyfriend gets him a diamond necklace and takes him to Paris one day.

Jared's father joined in, saying he can get him that diamond and trip to Paris anytime and winked. Lori who was also at the table did not like that. She got pissed and said "Wow. You never do things like this for me. Your son is clearly always on your mind, you might as well date him." and she threw her bowl of soup. It was meant to hit Jared, but it hit me instead. Anyway, I thought that was odd of Jared to say something like that and then his little winky face. Lori later came back and screamed that she was breaking up with Jared and then left that night.

I stopped going there for a couple of weeks. I was busy skateboarding, but failing at it, that I threw it in the trash. But Sam invited me over again one day, so I figured why not? My parents left to visit my step sister in another town for a month so I was alone and they weren't here to bitch at me. Anyway, the days I was staying over and trying to hang out with Sam. His father would purposely steal Sam away from me and they would talk for hours and even one time I caught his father smirking at me after taking Sam away again. Like dude, you're clearly jealous. Why am I even here then? Kick me out then. But he didn't make me leave. Just kept at it. I got annoyed and just wandered off around their huge house right into their wine cellar and stole packed some wine into my backpack.

But I got curious. Sam told me once he had a journal and writes all kinds of things on it. I secretly went upstairs into his room and found his journal. I went through pages of shit talking of others, men he's been with, his dreams. Then one page was about how his feelings for his father and how he thinks his father likes him back. I wasn't surprised. Sam and Jared did come off as incesty. I put the journal back and left later that night.

Turns out, there was a surveillance camera hidden in the wine room and it caught me taking stuff. Sam was upset at me, he felt used, and did not want to talk to me again. His father confront me about it, but chose not tell my strict parents, saying he's a kind person, unlike me. I wasn't allowed over at their place anymore. As he was leaving, I snapped back and told him "Now that everyone is out of the picture, you finally fuck your son." And he responded. "I'm the only one who can make him happy." and then left.

And thats the story where was i was third wheeled with a shipcest father and son. lol. This was back in 2013. Sam did message me recently on october 2024 wanting to be friends again. But I haven't replied yet. I'm not sure if he and his father actually got together or not.

I'm sorry that things fell apart with them, Anon. Sounds like you were witness to some pretty suggestive stuff!

[brigriv]

thank Gaia for save benches

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PAIRING hyung line x fmr

HOW TO PLAY an interactive smau in which you as the reader decide the next step through a poll system. some updates may have a poll, some not depending on the progression. each poll will be linked in the chapter update so trust your intuition and have fun!

SYNOPSIS seems like there’s a small problem between the four best friends when they each find themselves crushing on the same girl. now it’s left up to you to decide who’s your endgame.

GENRE smau, more to be added

FEATURING ( enha ) all

WARNING swearing, kys/ kms/suicide jokes, friendly bullying, dirty/sex jokes ( more will be added if necessary)

STATUS on hold

TAGLIST ( OPEN ) send ask or comment to be added

S. NOTE tysmm for 3kk </33 wanted to do something special so decided on this lil fun games where i let my readers decide the course of this smau so hopefully it ends well and doesn’t get too angsty LMAOO

also please don't spam like as it shadowbans me and lessens engagement <3

PROFILES

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CHAPTERS

01 hundred hail marys STAT

02 the TRUE tortured artist

03 unbe-knownst

04 CHEEKY SLAG

05 perchance

06 youaremom

07 WARRR I DO

08 me at the aoa store

09 hoe out!

10 ominous as usual. Keep it up

11 jay stuns in new selfie

12 chop suiii

13 hahah what one direction said

14 ah gomen oomf chan

... more to be added

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[1driedpersimmon]

Amarout

[dangans-ur-ronpas]

was suddenly possessed to draw this future foundation togiri from my post

(shoutout @to-nae-giri for their character style exploration sketches which really inspired how i drew these two lol)

meanwhile, makoto:

[futileflim]

[cursedzucchini]

Danny and Jason meeting each other for the first time like:

Danny, pointing at Jason: baby???????

Jason, who just walked into the kitchen for cookies: baby!!!!!!!

Danny: what the fuck is a baby doing here???????

Jason: who left the baby unattended?????? Where are his parents????????

Bruce: i adopted both of you wh-

Jason & Danny, screaming on top of their lungs: BABY!!!!!!!!!!

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Idk I'm just imagining Bruce adopting Danny, not telling anyone, bringing him home and Jason was just in the mansion. And their stupid dumb ghost brains go

Danny: not even filly formed baby in pain!!!!!! He's been suffering for so long.... Need to protect!!!!!!!

Jason: a fucking two years old baby!!!! (Wait what) very very young, very dumb, need to protect!!!!! (Who tf is this kid)

And when put together, they immidietly adopt each other. I feel like the scene that follows is Jason force feeding Danny a cookie, rambling Abt how thin he is and how he should eat more, and Danny fighting him while trying to give him ectoplasm so his core can fully form, cooing and telling Jason how he doesn't need to worry, Danny's here

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

i will never get over how FusionFall put those two together to be in a tutorial introduction, because they were both 'cool kids' of that era, but objectively Ben10 is a dorky overly dramatic cool kinda vibe while Numbuh 5 is just the coolest kid on the block but is chill about it vibe. they would indeed make a fun battle team-up

also why tf Ben just fistfights his way out of his battles when his watch aint working, use a bazooka or smth dude smh

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[wowa-bublord]

[gasstationpopcorn]

[undeadvinyls]

february 21st, 1990, 7:31 am. 16-year old kajetan and sylwek bored the hell out of their math class while it's already raining outside

wanna take a deeper dive into every main 6's individual friendships and so far kajetan/sylwek has been one of my faves ^_^ sylwek's writing was always horrible and he was too busy doodling pentagrams and demons while kajetan was armed with a poetic writing and a a wild array of colorful markers. that didnt stop them from sitting together and enjoying each other's company on boring lessons

[reblogs > likes]

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SYNOPSIS seems like there’s a small problem between the four best friends when they each find themselves crushing on the same girl. now it’s left up to you to decide who’s your endgame.

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[familyromantic]

Girls who are gay for their sisters and female cousins are very unproblematic in fact <3 they can't make a baby anyway so why hold yourself back 🤭

[1driedpersimmon]

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[carbonateds-oda]

dazai unconsciously clinging or sticking way too close to ppl bc nlh makes him run cold and he just gravitates towards warm things