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that-one-pretty-bitch · 2 years

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[heh sorry for requesting so much]

Since I didn’t see a Wmmap!Lucas x reader imma request it yet :)

Reader is Athy’s Twin and has the personality and looks of Diana

After the whole drama where Jeanette and Anastacius left

Reader just thanking Lucas again for everything he did and everytime he was there for her…

You can add more fluff I didn’t had anymore ideas ;-;

✨-Anon

𝒴/𝓃 𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓀𝑒𝒹 𝑒𝓍𝒶𝒸𝓉𝓁𝓎 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝒟𝒾𝒶𝓃𝒶, 𝒽𝒶𝒹 𝒶 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎 𝓈𝒾𝓂𝒾𝓁𝒶𝓇 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓎 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒹𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓈𝑒𝒹 𝑒𝓍𝒶𝒸𝓉𝓁𝓎 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝒟𝒾𝒶𝓃𝒶. 𝐼𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒜𝒰 𝒜𝓉𝒽𝓎 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝐿𝓊𝒸𝒶𝓈 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒷𝑒𝓈𝓉𝒾𝑒𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝐿𝓊𝒸𝒶𝓈 𝒽𝒶𝓈 𝒶 𝒸𝓇𝓊𝓈𝒽 𝑜𝓃 𝒴/𝓃. 𝒜𝓉𝒽𝓎 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌𝓈 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒸𝓇𝓊𝓈𝒽 𝑜𝓃 𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝓈𝒾𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓈𝓊𝓅𝓅𝑜𝓇𝓉𝓈 𝒾𝓉 𝒷𝑒𝒸𝒶𝓊𝓈𝑒 𝐿𝓊𝒸𝒶𝓈 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓈 𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝓈𝑒𝑒 𝒾𝓉, 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝒴/𝓃.

You don’t need to worry about requesting too much hun <3

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Y/n hugged the brunette tightly, despite not being her real sister, Jeantte had a place in her heart that no one except Athy could possibly have. She loved her two sisters dearly and constantly defended them from Claude. Y/n had helped Athanasia when she was being embarrassed by Claude at her birthday party after he lost his memories and she had just helped Jeanette spare her father’s life. Tears dripped from the corner of her eyes, she would miss Jeanette. Her sister who was also standing beside her looked upset,

“Hey! Don’t be upset, I promise i’ll visit the both of you,” Jeanette smiled sweetly

“I know but it won’t be the same, you know I hate change,” Y/n embraced Jeanette once again.

The scent of sweet Dianhong roses filled Jeanette’s nostrils as she hugged her cousin. Y/n was her favorite person, Y/n was always so brave, smart, confident and kind. She was the most perfect woman to ever exist in Jeanette’s eyes. If someone were to tell Jeanette that Y/n was a goddess she wouldn’t hesitate to believe it and in Y/n’s eyes Jeanette was an angel that could do no wrong, she was such a sweet girl who deserved all the love in the world. Athanasia watched with saddened eyes as she embraced the two girls that were already hugging

“We will miss you Jeanette, it won’t be the same without you,” Athanasia sighed as Jeanette got into the carriage with the black haired man who was her biological father.

“I don’t know why the both of you are getting so worked up over that Chimera,” Lucas shrugged

You felt your blood boil at the sight of some slacker making fun of your dear sister like that.

“Hush Lucas, if you value your life kindly shut up,” Y/n glared as she walked towards the boy,

Lucas immediately knew he was in danger when he saw Y/n’s sadistic smile. Y/n walked over to the boy and yanked on his hair,

“Ow ow ow, princess!! Your so mean *dramatic sniff*,” Lucas faked a cry

“Oh shut up, whatever Y/n did to you was well deserved,” Athy rolled her eyes

“You're both so mean! At least Ijekiel loves me!!” Lucas sneered

“ No I don’t,” Ijekeil said in a ‘matter of fact’ tone.

“Hmph, you're all just a bunch of bullies! I can’t believe i’m in love with such a mean princess,” Lucas sighed

Everyone knew he was talking about you. Claude was taking out a dagger from his pocket, ready to end that magician but Athy pushed it back into his pocket

“Oh stop it daddy, they are in love~~ don’t you seeeeee,” Athy screached

“They are not in love,” Claude coldly spat

Ijekeil swallowed up pain, he liked Y/n but unlike in Lucas’s case nobody knew of Ijekeil’s crush on Y/n.

“Eh, now that I confessed, can I get a kiss princess?” Lucas wiggled his eyebrows and leaned onto you, lips puffed out making a smooch

“Not today, I refuse to be seduced,” Y/n covered his lips with her hand and moved his face away from hers

“By the way you might want to run,” Y/n pointed at Claude

Claude had murder in his eyes, not only did he flirt with his daughter but he attempted to kiss her. Lucas knew he shouldn’t fight Y/n’s father, so he walked away pecking Y/n on the cheek, causing Claude’s fury to strengthen.

“Oh calm down father, even if I love him, I will always love my family more,” Y/n smiled gently hugging both Athy and Claude

“I will always love you both too,” Claude had now forgotten about Lucas, hearing those words from his daughters mouth made him happy and he smiled gently. Y/n and Athanasia were truly the best gifts he could have ever received from Diana.

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ff-imagines · 3 years

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Oh snap you're opened. Welcome back! Can you please do the nsfw alphabet for peking duck? I really like your writing!

Peking duck: nsfw alphabet

Minors dni xoxo

A - aftercare

The best at it, honestly. Might seriously cry a little afterwards lmao. You don’t have to ask for anything because he’s already thought ahead and is shoving everything you could need your way. It might get a little ridiculous with how careful he is with you, he doesn’t mean to baby you, he’s just terrified of hurting you. If you’re sore at all he feels incredibly guilty, even if there is a tiny part of him that twinges in pride when you remind him you’d asked for a rough treatment and, well, he’ll be damned if he doesn’t give you exactly what you asked so nicely for.

B - body part

Of yours, it’s more a question of what he doesn't like. If he had to make a choice, he’d say your stomach. It’s good to lay his head on it, and it’s one of the softest parts of your body so it’s nice and warm. He’d die before he admitted it but some nights he goes a bit harsher than usual, splaying his hand across your stomach and feeling how deep his cock is inside you as he thrusts- it drives him insane really.

He also loves your hands, always wants to be holding you hand, especaily during sex. Will pin you down in a loving way by lacing his fingers with yours above your head.

On himself? Definitely his hair. Playing with his hair and giving him a scalp massage makes him feel some type of way. Sit in his lap while you run your nails across his scalp and he’ll bury his nose in the crook of your neck and moan for you, whatever happens next is up to you babes xoxo

C - cum

It’s not a crazy amount but it’s pretty thick. You can’t tell me he doesn’t have a big ass breeding kink. What can he say, Peking Dad is a family man! Just the thought of cumming deep inside you has him thrusting all that harder. Beg him to cum inside you, I dare you. You’ll see a side to him that’s much more feral than you’ve ever seen this sweet man. Would 100% cum inside and buck into you just a bit longer to fuck any cum that’s slipped past his cock back inside you.

D - dirty secret

He wants to take pictures of you while in your blissed out state. He loves you so stupidly much, he’s already got tons and tons of pictures of you going about your daily life. He’s the type to see a cat asleep and go “what a rare moment I must capture it forever” and that stays true with his beloved. If you’d let him, he’d love to make some… home videos with you, ones he’d definitely come back to rewatch to the point where your whines are committed to memory like the lyrics to his favourite song.

E - experience

I’d say he’s not a green bean with sex. I don’t think he’s been around the block either. He’s probably opened up such intimacy with a few others before just to test the waters, but hasn’t really felt passionate about opening that part of himself back up for quite some time. He’d most likely fumble a bit to begin with as he recalls the motions.

F - favorite position

Whatever yours is! He’s the definition of a true switch, let him soft dom you or treat him how you like, it’s up to you!

If he had to pick, he’s most likely a sucker for when you’re on his lap. No matter if he’s in charge or not, he just loves to look up and see the way your face scrunches when he bucks and hits that one spot inside you that makes your mind vacate.

G - goofy

Not…. Really? He’s accidentally goofy by saying something super out of place during intimate moments or by fretting over something you wouldn’t even think to be worried over. You could have his cock buried so deep in your insides will feel like they’ve molded to the shape of his dick and he’d stop and ask if you remembered to turn the oven off lmao

H- hair

On himself he mostly trims to keep it simple but like, that’s it. He’s got a light happy trail that he doesn’t really trim since it’s not that thick, it doesn’t really bother him.

On you, he literally doesn’t care. Shave or don’t, he’s your personal cheerleader either way.

I- intimacy

It’s his expertise, your honour! He lives to be closer to you, learn more about your desires, what makes you happiest, please let him treat you good, he adores you so much, and precious things get treated like royalty in his hands. He commits your body and reactions to memory, almost like he’s taken a photograph of every single touch- and like I said….. if you let him…. he would take pictures ;)

J- jerk off

You’d think he’d only do it occasionally but he actually does it quite a lot. He thinks it’s healthy to release regularly, it’s better to cum now than have a weird spike of horniness in public. He’s probably considered the chance that you walk in on him, and he’s surprised by how much he wants that to happen. For him to be desperately close to the edge and for you to walk in and take over, him a deer in the headlights as you take control, he’s could probably cum to that fantasy alone, honestly.

K- Kinks

Well, obv a big ole breeding kink. The thought of cumming in your deepest parts has him frenzied beyond belief.

Idk if the taking pics thing is a kink but also… that ofc.

I think he’s also into sensory deprivation. Allow him to blindfold you, tie your hands behind you, let him take care of you. He’ll handle everything from here, sweet thing, all you have to do is keep moaning for him in such a pretty way.

He’s also, surprisingly, into masochism. He doesn’t care for sadism at all, he’d die before he left a mark on your perfect skin, however….. if you decided to roughly pull his head back by his hair and bite just a little too hard, you might find him bucking into you a little faster.

He’s probably thought a bit about cock warming, but surprisingly he doesn’t really want it to be…. “sexual” as much as he desires to be closer to you. You sitting in his lap, feeling you exhale against his neck with your arms wrapped around him, all the while is cock is buried deep inside you, it just sounds so intimate, and he finds himself craving to be that close to you often.

The biggest of all? Praise praise praise. Body worship as well. He’s literally always babbling about how gorgeous you are, how good you feel, how amazing you make him feel. Always encouraging and always admiring you, just like he does every single day in non sexual contexts, always sneaking in ways to remind you how much he adores you. Tell him about a certain part of your body you don’t feel confident in, he’s paying extra attention to making it known how perfect everything about you is. Everything you have, own, are, all of it. Peking is your number one fan, sit back let him remind you just why he finds you so lovely, you won’t regret it.

L- location

He prefers to be in a secluded area, he knows he’s loud and he’d be really embarrassed if anyone but you brought up the….. volume of his whines.

However, he’s very weak when it comes to your begging. If you're in a less than private location, he’ll most likely let you lead and just try to bite his knuckle to keep from crying out. It'd be soOoOo awful if you made a game out of trying to get him to break and whine out for you unmuffled as you play with him, oOoOoHhHh the horror >:)

M- motivation

He’s an old dad with an enormous you-shaped hole in his chest, just ask him and he’ll give everything he has to his name to you. You don’t need to wear that certain perfume he loves so much, you don’t need to breathe across his neck like that, you don’t need to run a finger down his spine so slowly, he’ll give you anything you ask for, please don’t tease him so much.

If you straight up ask him for sex, he’ll mostly lean towards soft service domming, if you choose to purposely rile him up, he’ll be in a much subby-er mood.

N- no

Like I’ve said, there really isn’t a sadistic bone in his body. He also doesn’t have literally any desire for humiliation kinks. He just doesn’t like it, giving or receiving. He’s a big ole simp with a big heart and it’s in the palm of your hands, please treat it nicely :’(

O- oral

P l s let him give you oral. He might not be an expert but he lives to make you feel good.

Afab readers…. He’ll most likely try to make you sit on his face at least once, please please he wants to feel your thighs against his head while he works his tongue on you.

Amab readers, he fuckin loves to rub his thumbs on your hips to keep you from bucking as he swallows your cock, he’ll open his mouth for you after you cum, swallow, and open his mouth again to prove he didn’t let a single drop go to waste.

As for receiving, phew boy does he love receiving. He cannot for the life of him figure out where to put his hands so it’s a frenzy of him grasping the sheets to biting down on his knuckle to placing a hand on your head. If you made him look down at you and lock eyes while his cock is in your mouth his soul would leave his body lmao

P- pace

Not very fast at all, he prefers to thrust deeper than should be possible. He really likes when you beg him to go faster, and as soft as his heart is, this is the only time he might withhold himself from giving into your begging for a bit, he just loves pulling out so slowly and watch you almost cry out for him to thrust back, deeper harder, faster, please, he’ll give into you eventually, just let him savour the feeling of you needing him badly enough to cry for a few more minutes.

Q- quickies

He prefers long, drawn out rounds, but if you really need some relief quickly, he’s not one to deny you. He will most likely give in, and later on in the night when you're back home and out of the public eye, suggest you two have a much more... thorough round as quick rounds just don’t satisfy him enough.

R- risk

Surprisingly…… he kinda likes the idea. The thought of someone, maybe even someone who’s been pining for you, to catch him in the act of making you beg and cry for him. Alternatively, making them watch you as you give your full attention to him, pleasure him, make them watch you love him instead of them. It riles him up in a way even he’s not used to.

S- stamina

He’s an old man, his refractory time is kinda long lmao. He prefers one really long round rather than multiple. He doesn’t mind or judge if you need a little more, and doesn’t mind giving you a few more orgasms with his tongue or hands.

T- toys

He doesn’t have any, but he’s open to the idea! Admittedly, he likes the idea on himself, like, really likes the idea. Give him a cock ring and watch him cry out as he begs for a break that he doesn’t actually want to take because the bliss you’re giving him is making him feel like jelly.

U- unfair

He's tried to edge and tease you before but he gave in so damn quick it was almost embarrassing for him. He just adores you, he lives to please you, even if you beg him not to give in and try to tease you he just can’t, his heart is so so squishy and he loves you very much dear, please let him treat you exactly how you beg to be treated.

Overstimming however….. he does it accidentally a lot, he just loves prolonging your pleasure, watching you squirm a bit as he forces a second orgasm out of your poor spent body.

V- volume

He’s very loud honestly. If you decide to dom him he talks a lot. He's got a bad babbling habit, words of adoration bleeding from his lips that get more and more incoherent the longer you toy with him. Play with him long enough and he’ll forget how to form words, letting out loud whines and he squirms under you. You might catch him attempting to cry out your name but the poor thing just can’t seem to form the right words.

If you let him top you he’s still throwing out every compliment he can think of and he still whines a lot, he likes to bury his face in your neck to muffle himself and listen to your moans. He lives to hear you come undone, but he can’t help being so loud, you’re just so warm and you feel so good :(

W- wild card

I think jealous sex will be more common than you actually think, Peking is just very quiet about the reason he’s suddenly a bit more handsy. He knows it’s not rational to worry about his place in your heart, but it just eats at him sometimes when he sees the way you blend in with others so easily while he just… doesn’t. If a stranger/friend is more overt about their flirting he will probably be more obvious about the jealousy burning through his veins. Even if he wasn’t prompted through jealously, pillow talk sometimes leans towards him venting his fears to you. Please praise him, tell him how much you love him, he needs it :’((((

X- X Ray

A lot bigger than average and a bit curved. He never considered himself to be out of the norm, or never really considered his cock to anything else than, just, “well, its there” I suppose. He does appreciate the curve a lot more now because it makes it easier to hit your weak point. He feels a bit of pride nestling into his chest if you cry about him being too big.

Y- yearning

Fairly often, but he doesn’t mind not acting on it. He can still function and do his work if he’s only surface level horny. Literally anytime you ask he’ll deliver with very slim exceptions. He’d like it to be a regular thing, since he really enjoys the intimacy, so maybe 3-4 times a week, 1-2 if you prefer it to be.

Z- zzz

Oh man he loves cuddling with you after sex. He also loves cuddling with you period but god he loves to the pillow talk with you in his arms, listening to your sleepy voice as your grip on him slowly loosens -but never lets go, as you succumb to sleep. He isn’t overly sleepy himself, instead choosing to close his eyes and comb through your hair, or run a thumb across your cheek if your hair isn’t a texture that can be combed through. Sleep will come to him eventually, he just likes savouring the warmth you bring him.

#food fantasy #food fantasy x reader #ff peking duck #peking duck #ff peking duck x reader #peking duck x reader

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mydisenchantedeulogy · 4 years

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NSFW Alphabet [Trafalgar Law] Complete Set

· A = Aftercare

Law will insist you clean-up and go to the bathroom to prevent infections. Exhausted? You are, but he’s a doctor. And he knows what’s best for his S/O. As tedious and uncomfortable as it is to move – let’s face it, he just screwed your brains out – he will order you out of bed to do this task, but he too has to clean up, so he will do most of it for you and for himself as you happily lean against him.

Once he’s done, he’ll lead you back to the bed and tuck you in. Sometimes he’ll crash with you, but most of the time he has work to do and will make sure you’re contented before he leaves you; getting you some water to drink for example. He is a captain after all, but you know this.

· B = Body part

His favorite part is of course his hands, and for you it’s the same. He finds enjoyment in the fact he can make you come so undone with just a push of a finger. The avid way your body takes him is a turn on and he takes great pride in hearing you beg for more – men and their pride, right? The inked letters on his fingers look so delicious as they sink into you; he almost can’t believe how perfect this feels and how warm you are.

You love his hands, not for the same reason, but because he’s gentle and considerably skilled with them; the tattoos are a bonus, because damn do you worship them. Whether he’s performing surgery or using his hands to activate his Devil Fruit, it’s a major turn on for you. Of course, there are other parts of Law you adore too – his sharp eyes and taunting mouth – but overall, his hands turn you on the most.

· C = Cum

Law doesn’t understand your fascination with his cum – it’s a mess to clean – but he doesn’t mind covering your face or filling your mouth if you ask. It’s warm and tastes decent, because he eats well, and you love it. He can’t deny how good it makes him feel to see you so worked up over something he considers irrelevant – he doesn’t plan to have kids with his profession; too dangerous. But if you love it, then good for you. Just don’t ask him to cum inside you. Nope!

“Cum can reduce wrinkles and smooth the skin.”

Why does he bothering arguing with you?

· D = Dirty Secret

Law won’t admit it, or bring it up, due to it being so embarrassing, but he’s often fantasized about what it would be like to cut you apart with his Devil Fruit ability and fuck you senseless. He’s not even sure it can be done, but dreaming about your detached head watching him as he screws your body turns him on. Won’t happen though, because he’s too much of a prude to suggest it.

· E = Experience

He may be a doctor; an expert on anatomy, but Law doesn’t have much experience with sex. The first time he had sex, it was based off instinct alone. Fill the hole, right? Can’t be too hard. It was … all right, he reckoned.

You made it better. He learned what made you come undone, and even learned a few things about himself. This didn’t turn him into a slut, but he began to enjoy it more. There’s still a lot he has to learn, but he knows more than before.

· F = Favorite position

Missionary, obviously. He doesn’t know much else, but on occasion, Law will let you ride him. This is better achieved in his desk chair, as you have no choice but to be on top. He doesn’t like not being in charge and he has no problem reminding you.

“Let me ride you. Sit down.”

He narrows his eyes. “Don’t order me around. You won’t leave this bed for a week.”

· G = Goofy

Not likely, Sunshine. Law is a serious character. You’ve only seen him act out of character around Kid or Luffy – something about these two brings out the dweeb in him; testosterone, you assume. Not much changes in bed. He’s a bit more domineering, ordering that you get on your knees, and sometimes you think he’s a bit of a sadist; he makes you beg quite a bit before he fucks you.

Afterwards, he’s rather gentle with you. He’s a doctor, remember?

· H = Hair

Pirates seldom groom or bathe for that matter, but Law manages to find time to freshen up when he can. Hygiene is important to him; he’s the sub’s only doctor. He changes outfits frequently and trims his goatee and sideburns – pubic hairs too; black as the hair on his head – when they grow out of control.

· I = Intimacy

Depends on him. He’s a calm and collected man; things don’t normally bother him unless his plans are ruined or he’s around Kid and Luffy. This being said, he’s eager to please you; he’ll give you sweet kisses and such. But, if he’s annoyed and in the mood, you can expect some sore muscles and a lot of orgasms.

“Remind me to thank Kid later. Or punch him in the face.”

· J = Jack Off

Law has you, but not all the time can he just stop what he’s doing and find you, so he has to use his hand. Trust me, he imagines fucking you; can even hear your voice as you beg and praise him. Masturbating isn’t as pleasing, but it works for him.

· K = Kink

Begging and orgasm control; Law is a simple man.

· L = Location

His room mostly, but Law will sometimes lead you to the operation room on the Polar Tang and wreck you on the operation table. But there was that one time on the Sunny.

· M = Motivation

Your devotion and suggestive nature motivate him; the subtle and eager method you use to instigate sex does the trick, but sometimes Law is just aroused. Your body is great, but just being near you turns him on; he’s just too stubborn to tell you.

· N = NO

Harming you is never something he’d agree to – as well as shooting his cum into you. Golden showers are also a no; it’s nasty and he’d never agree to it.

· O = Oral

He prefers to receive rather than give, because he’s not too skilled in oral. However, he will make an attempt if you ask. You’re vocal during sex and if given oral, you tend to guide him when he’s falling short of expectation. Law doesn’t like this much – due to hating orders – but he does it for you.

“I don’t mind at all not receiving; I happen to like your cock.”

· P = Pace

Slow at first, because he likes to draw out your moans and make you beg for more, and once you do, his pace quickens until your breathless and horsed. You have mentioned before how the first hard thrust drives you insane, so sometimes Law shoves his cock into you roughly; damn do you tighten around him when he does this.

· Q = Quickie

Sometimes quickies are all either of you have time for. Law doesn’t openly ask for them, but he will motion away from the crew when he’s in the mood and fuck you against the wall or in a secluded room inside the sub.

· R = Risk

Unless it’s agreed on or planned out, he won’t risk it. He’s a simple lover, so there’s not a lot he’d be eager to try unless you mention it first. The process is too lengthy at times; consequence and plans to prevent either of you from getting hurt.

· S = Stamina

Law can fuck, but he needs breaks. His stamina is average. You don’t mind, however, because during this down time he’s gentle and intimate with you.

· T = Toy

Not gonna happen. Why? Because he doesn’t have time for foreplay; perhaps once he finds the One Piece. Sex toys are also not the easiest items to come across – more elusive than Devil Fruits.

· U = Unfair

Besides making you beg for him; Law can be unfair at times. He’s a tool so sometimes – quickies generally – he gets off and doesn’t do the same for you. Now when he has time, Law will make it up to you; he’s not a complete asshole. He just doesn’t know how to manage his time well.

· V = Volume

The occasional curse and grunt are about the only noises he will make, other than urging you to beg for him. You make enough noise for the both of you.

· W = Wild Card

He likes to see you in his clothes; his yellow hoodie looks good on you, but he’s extremely greedy and won’t let you wear them in front of others. His hat is another story; not in a million years. It’s his and he’s not sharing.

· X = X-Ray

Law is average. It’s skinner than most you’ve seen, but you don’t mind; he’s a thin man.

· Y = Yearning

You yearn for sex more than Law, but sometimes he needs a release. He’s a busy man and sex is usually the last thing on his mind.

· Z = ZZZ

Law is an insomniac – look at the shadows under his eyes. He’s much too busy to sleep and even after sex he returns to his role as captain and doctor of the Heart Pirates. You have to sometimes convince him to come to bed, and sometimes he will.

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yandere-romanticaa · 4 years

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It was neck and neck, but this old man won! It's your time to shine daddy Lilia!

Yandere alphabet.

ft! Lilia Vanrouge. 💚

A - Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?

Lilia is very touchy feely and he makes sure that his arm is at least around your waist if he's close to you - he can't help himself, you're just that cute! And I wouldn't describe it as intense per say, just a tad suffocating. He'll leave you be if he sees that you really need it but chances are, the two of you will be glued by the hip.

B - Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?

That's a tricky question because Lilia is quite hard to pin down. If he does create a mess no living soul would ever know unless he just flat out tells someone. Chances are, he probably won't even need to lift a finger - everyone knows who he is so there is no point for his hands to get dirty.

C - Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?

Ah, he'd be such a tease, downright cruel even. He'll taunt them for not paying attention to all the warning signs and red flags, actively gaslighting his darling in the process. His words cut deeper then any blade and darling will have to learn that the hard way.

D - Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?

Honestly? Not really, no. He wants his darling to come to him by their own will, even if it is twisted in the end. It really doesm't matter to him in the end though as their happily ever after is pretty much here.

E - Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?

It would take Lilia some time to fully open up to his darling. He's used to being the caretaker, not the other way around. But once comfortable he will open up his heart.

F - Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?

Lilia would enjoy it a bit at first but if his darling keeps being persistent he will be very upset. Why can't they just live out their lives in love and peace...?

G - Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?

He treats it as both a serious matter and a game at the same time. He's curious to see at how his darling will fall for it and despite him messing around he will toughen up if need be.

H - Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?

Probably the first time Lilia had tortured them. His knowlege of the human body is.... erie, shall we say...

I - Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?

Why, marriage of course! Lilia wants nothing more then to spend the rest of his days with his darling. Wouldn't that be a dream come true? Oh, he'd love a family, with lots and lots of kids! He'd be the best dad in the world, he can already see it! With his ambitions set in motion chances are that this will be happening sooner rather than later.

J - Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?

He says that he doesn't get jealous but really, that's just a lie. This old man just doesn't want to admit the fact that he fears that he may be boring to his darling and anything of the sorts. If he does get jealous, he just cuddles his darling until he gets better. The perfect payment, yes?

K - Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling?

He's the same pretty much all the time, he's protective and affectionate, very sweet too! Just give him some love and he'll go away....~

L - Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?

Very old fashioned with a hint of playfulness. This old man knows exactly what strings to pull and there is no stopping him. Once his sight is set on his darling, it is endgame.

M - Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?

He shows his true colours in a subtle way, no one really figures out what they are once it is too late.

N - Naughty: How would they punish their darling?

Probably by taking away their privacy and then his punishments will get worse and worse. It really all depends on the severity of darling's crime and Lilia can get even stricter if need be...

O - Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling?

It all depends on darlings attitude. If they are kept line he will keep himself in line too.

P - Patience: How patient are they with their darling?

Lilia's endless patience is downright disturbing. He is like a spider just waiting to snatch up his prey and then tear it apart with no remorse what so ever. It also helps that he has all the time in the world to deal with pretty much anything so in case his darling ever tries to pull something, Lilia will just figure something out and stop them.

Q - Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?

No. He'd tell himself that he could handle it, that he was used to death, but he could never get past this. Lilia is probably going to cast some sort of spell on his darling to ensure that their souls are conected for the rest of their days. The poor old man just doesn't want his heart to be broken once more.

R - Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?

Guilt is something that Lilia almost never feels and that would be the case here as well. He is doing this for darlings well being, Lilia knows best! And he'd never let his darling go - once they're in his clutches, there is no getting out.

S - Stigma: What brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?

If he is being honest with himself, he is not quite sure. He mostly blames it on his old age and the fact that he's seen so many humans dissapear in a flash, just like that. And if that were to happen to his beloved... He'd mourn for an eternity.

T - Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?

A more sadistic side of him would enjoy such a display - please dear, don't stop. He likes to hear all the little noises you make, they're all just so adorable. ~

But if his darling starts giving him the cold shoulder, Lilia won't be happy about it. He'll poke them and scare them, until he can finally get some sort of reaction, even if it wasn't the one he wanted.

U -Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?

Well for one thing, he is a lot more creative and fun than your average yandere. He gets away with his obvious stalking and his comments go unnoticed by pretty much everyone, even his darling. His magic is also something to behold and any person that at least has half a braincell would know not to mess with Lilia. He may be small, but he really can be dangerous.

V - Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?

Despite his cheery exterior, Lilia never actually shows any weakness. That is mostly because his darling themselves are his prime time weakness, along with Silver, Malleus and Sebek of course. The only real way to hurt Lilia would be to hurt those three but let's be real, darling can't even approach them. The last thing to do in that situation would be if darling starts hurting themselves but Lilia would take all the sharp objects away the moment darling just pricks a finger.

W - Wit’s end: Would they ever hurt their darling?

On purpose? Never. Out of necessity? Definitely. You see, all Lilia wants is for his darling to be happy, and how can they be happy if he is being cruel? He's torn over this, but there are times when he just has to put his foot down and remind his darling of their place, no matter how much it may hurt them.,

X - Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?

His darling is pretty much family to him so he'd go to great lenghts to ensure darling's safety. As for winning them over, he can get pretty cheeky but his flirting mostly subtle, blink and you'll miss it, but it still has that long lasting affect of keeping darling up at night. Just like how Lilia wants it.

Y - Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?

Once Lilia realizes that he fell for someone he is going straight for the kill. You only get to live once, what is the point of hidding his affections? He will be a massive tease though~!

Z - Zenith: Would they ever break their darling?

He does have a sadistic side but Lilia truly does not want to do this. He fell for his darling for a reason, he doesn't want them to just be a shell of their former selves. His ideal situation is that his darling remains mostly docile with just a hint of the rebellious fire he fell for in the first place. He can break his darling but he doesn't want to. So for everyone's sake, keep it that way.

Tags: @yourlittlerunt , @phantomness @pumpkiethepie, @twst-rose-prisms, @tsuisute, @delusional-obsessions, @teralavey, @minoux-x, @tiaragqueen

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najaeminsbabygirl · 4 years

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Jeno A-Z

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex): Attentive, caring, soft, a perfect man when it comes to making sure you're clean and okay afterwards. Cuddles, hoodies, and snacks is usually the plan tbh B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s): On you: Your hips and thighs On Himself: His biceps and back C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person): He’ll cum anywhere you ask him too, especially if you beg for it. But Jeno likes it if you cum on his tongue D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs): Jeno’s dirty secret is that he gets off on you wearing his clothes E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) Jeno doesn’t have a lot of in person experience but he’s seen enough porn to know what he’s doing. F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual): Doggy style. It’s where he has the most control. G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc): If you’re trying to be super serious while doing the do, he’s gonna bust out laughing. Y’all aren’t that serious while in bed tbh. H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.): He shaves occasionally. Sometimes he gets lazy but he’ll still trim if he doesn't want to shave all the way. I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) : He’s so gentle and sweet until you ask him to wreck you, then he’s not you Jeno anymore. He’s Sir. J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon): His libido is super high, sometimes you can match it. When your sleeping he wont bother you and just head to the bathroom and rub one out. But he jerks off like 3 times a day so... K = Kink (One or more of their kinks): Hair pulling, biting, impact play, Sir/Daddy kink, BDSM, praise/degrading. He’s a kinky lil shit. L = Location (Favorite places to do the do): Jeno LOVES fucking in the car. He also loves messing around in the living room but we don't talk about that. M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going): You just existing gets him going, but the most you have to do is touch his thigh. N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs): food play, watersports, vomit, or anything to do with that. He’ll try everything else once. O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.): As much as Jeno loves you choking on him, he prefers you to sit on his face. P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.): Fast and rough is his pace unless he's sleepy. Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.): Jeno lives off of quickies during comeback season, 2 quickies gets through the day when he’s training. R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.): read L and you’ll note that he likes to risk being caught by members, the thrill makes him harder. S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…): HIs stamina is no joke, each session ends up being like 5 rounds. and he only cums on the 5th. T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?): Jeno, being the sadistic asshole he is, owns multiple vibrators specifically for you. If you aren’t crying, he isn’t stopping. U = Unfair (how much they like to tease): Jeno’s whole existence is a tease. But he’ll happily frustrate you. V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make): Super vocal, loud, he likes to growl. He doesn’t care if anyone is home either. W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice): Jeno likes it when you scratch the hell out of his back and arms. X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words): 7 1/2 inches of torture <3 Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?): Refer to J. But honestly he could do the do all day if you’d let him. Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards): As soon as you’re both cleaned up, he’s out. Dead to the world until noon tomorrow.

#nct dream #lee jeno #nct jeno

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the-slasher-files · 4 years

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OC: ANDREI KULOKOVA - NSFW ALPHABET

18 + ahead. Andrei is a freak and I cannot stop thinking about him so he needed this post badly.. hope you enjoy 🔪💕

MASTERLIST

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Usually Andrei is very attentive after sex, especially after a particularly rough session. He will clean you of any blood, kiss your bruises and cuts, stroke your hair and call you his perfect little mouse.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His own favorite body part would have to be his hands and his teeth. Andrei’s hands are very skillful, and he likes to work with them any chance he gets either for murder or for love. The man has extremely sharp canine teeth that he loves to bite, plus Andrei knows it makes him sexier and more animalistic.

Andrei loves his partners neck and back. He goes wild if you have short hair or have your hair up, he will just sit there watching your back and neck as you make him dinner, loving how the muscles move and flex, adoring every bone in your back rise and fall, they’re just so breakable. It feeds his feral side if he sees you faulting the mark he has given you.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

This boy likes it messy, big time messy. It is almost like an animalistic desire to see you covered in him and even yourself, if you mix a little blood in there too, oh boy, you’ve unlocked feral Andrei. He does also have a huge breeding kink and he will fill you up one thousand times over, finger you watching it ooze and drip, then rubbing it all over you and him. Andrei is nasty. He might even eat you out while your dripping his cum out of you.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He secretly wants to be a sub but it will take a long, long time for him to get there and be comfortable being a switch. Andrei loves his partners to ride him and that is his submissive side wanting to be released, but he will always act as if he is in control.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Andrei is defiantly experienced in sex, but in a relationship, that’s a bit different. He is very good at sex and he knows it, but he tends to be a little selfish and loose himself, just jackhammering into you. Often Andrei has “fun” with his prey and has paid more than he would like to admit for a good time.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary, doggy or having his partner ride him. Missionary is by far his favorite, Andrei wants, needs, to feel you writhe under him, he wants you to look him in the eyes as you cum, and feeling your pulse under his fingers.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Andrei is a very serious man in every way, and sex is often very intense, there is no room or enough air to laugh, but after a long time of being together he has a strange silly side to him. Especially if you catch him off guard with a joke he doesn't quite understand, "You are interesting little mouse" or Andrei's sadistic humor comes out when you jump a little too much at the flick of his knife.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Andrei is not a hairy man by any means, so he is very fortunate enough to let his hair go and it is still only a medium amount of hair. Not overly long, curly light brown, but he likes to keep it under control for the most part. Andrei also has a little treasure trail.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Now Andrei has no clue how to be romantic, it is never something anyone had ever shown him, so keeping you alive, living together and sex is his romance. Andrei is very intense in the bedroom and will kiss and love you there but outside of the bedroom, you might have to help him. Intimacy can be hard because he is very touched starved, the small touches and gentle kisses is something that is hard for him, so don’t be mad if you go hold Andrei’s hand and he pulls away. You need to teach him a lot in this department. His favorite thing is holding you though, either sweeping you off your feet or holding you on his lap, man loves it.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Andrei is a horny man who is gone a lot from home so of course he jacks off. Sometimes even if you’re at home he will call you into the bedroom and will just be fisting his cock smirking at you

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

This guy has so so many but his top favorites are blood, breath play, knives, predator/prey, breeding, daddy, fear play and bondage. He is a creative man with a lot of time on his hands.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Andrei will literally take you anywhere he damn pleases, from the field to the abandoned buildings to any surface in the house. He lives in the middle of nowhere so why bother trying to hide.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

This guy is horny 89% of the time, so just always watch your back for the wolf lurking in the house. Your new pair of jeans that hug your ass just right? careful. Batting your lashes when looking up at him? watch out. If you really want him to get going, get yourself something sliky and lacy that puts your body on display, straddle his lap with one of his knives in hand, holy shit Andrei will lose it.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Andrei honestly doesn't have many no's and he will try it at least once before saying no. Absolutely no mommy kinks, given his past. Humiliation is a big no, he will never do it to you and you should never do it to him. Overly dominating him in his life, if you are worthy enough to see his sub side only use that in the bedroom, if you take that into every day life by ordering him around or asking for certain tasks done he is going to be very annoyed and pissed off. With you Andrei only wants a few simple things like cleaning his house, making him dinner and cuddling on the couch, other than that you are a free person, he won't try to really control you much. Just don't be stupid by leaving or putting yourself in danger or else his control and overbearingness comes out.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Now Andrei loves to see his s/o writhe, whimper and beg for him. It's an animalistic need. And he is stupidly perfect with his tongue and his hands are extremely skillful. You will have a great time with him going down on you, just watch his teeth if he gets too carried away and he loves to tease and edge so he might be down there a while. However Andrei doesn't go down on you too often because he knows he just that good, and he's an ass. But if you thought just because he doesn't go down on you often means you are off the hook?? Nope. He has a huge thing for getting his dick sucked and he's going to make you do it constantly.. sorry.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Andrei is a delicious, addicting mix of both in a way. He might edge and tease with foreplay for hours but the wolf is going to intensely and roughly ruin you, but if he is switches positions with you he likes to take it slow for a minute just watching you, praising and stroking your hair, probably wiping a tear or blood away, then back to impaling you. It's a true battle between the wolf and Andrei all they time.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He is a big fan, mainly just because he is horny a lot and has a lot of work to do. It's and instant anger/stress relief for him. But at the end of the day if you can quiet his mind enough Andrei enjoys watching you to crumble slowly under his hands and go for a long, long session.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He is an ex soldier and mercenary, of course he's a risk taker. Andrei, like I said before, likes to try stuff at least once before saying no. Also being with him everyday is a risk in general, with all his knives and blood obsession.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

This guy has stamina for days. You would think with all the cigarettes he smokes he would be dead in 10 minutes, but boy were you wrong. His hunts can go on for 10 hours or more sometimes, so you are at least in for 3-5 rounds at a time. If Andrei has been gone on a mission for a month or so and comes home you are not leaving the bedroom (or where ever he wants to fuck you) for at least 2 days.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He doesn't necessarily like toys to make you or himself cum but for teasing he will totally be down for it. Andrei rather just use his mouth or hands. Skin on skin is what he likes.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Andrei adores teasing so much, he wants to break you down, bulid you back up then pick you apart again and again. He will put a plug in you all day just making sure you're ready for whenever he chooses to come home. Edging you is his favorite past time, he will do it until you cry and he will wipe the tears away and say "you're so beautiful myshka"

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He is not very talkative in his everyday life but man is a huge dirty talker when getting into it. He also produces wolf like growls deep within his throat creating the most sinful and sexual noise you had ever heard

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Silly drunk Andrei is my personal favorite, and it doesn't happen often at all so take it and run with it. He will start Russian dancing and almost failing over telling you watch him and learn, its very serious to him that you watch. He will also start singing old Russian songs from his childhood, loudly and wildly. Love and cherish this Andrei.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Man is a big boy all the way through, even below the belt. A good 7 inches and thicker than average. Circumcised with a beautiful rosey head, and 2 large veins running the length.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Man wants to go literally all the time. He has an inhuman sex drive. If you just tell him you want him Andrei drops everything and bends you over the nearest surface.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Andrei has a hard time sleeping and winding down. His active mind just will not stop, so he really enjoys just watching you sleep on his chest, being gentle with his hands along your body and in your hair. If you don't fall asleep very fast either now is the perfect time to talk with him, get stories of his missions, Russian folk tales, funny stories about his brothers in the military and brutal childhood. He just wants someone to share his pain and his love with at the end of the night. Run your hands along his scars and in his hair while you're at it and you will have tamed a wolf.

#oc #my writing #alphabet #Andrei Kulokova #slasher #oc stuff

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love-toxin · 4 years

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If you make the nsfw alphabet for yuri or adrian ellie I am legally allowed to get on one knee and propose to you right there idc idc

yuri curry time 💕

A = Aftercare

Caring for you after sex is a bit of a war of attrition for Yuri. He loves to comfort and cuddle you and take you down from your high slowly, but he'll constantly be fighting against the exhaustion wearing down his body from all that heated exercise. But when he can handle it, he's the king of soothing you afterwards.

B = Body Part

He's not especially fond of anything in particular, but he takes pride in his skin since he works very hard to keep it smooth and soft to the touch. The thing he'd love most about you would be your hands, because of the way they warm him up wherever you touch him.

C = Cum

He doesn't cum a lot all at once, but he cums for a long time and it always causes him to be oversensitive. Milking his cock as he orgasms is one of the best ways to finish him off, especially since he'll be liable to pull an ahegao-like face while you take everything he has to offer.

D = Dirty Secret

As much as he likes things clean, neat, and organized, he has a bit of a fantasy about making a mess and having you clean it up for him. Or, if he's feeling even more sadistic, having you jerk him off and lick his cum off the floor, which he'll surely wash beforehand to make it a little more pleasant for you.

E = Experience

Yuri has very little experience with anything more than some gentle fooling around. He's been committed to the idea of marriage since he was very young, so he won't lose his virginity until he's wed to his true love.

F = Favourite Position

Missionary for sure. It's easy, simple, traditional, and that's the kind of man Yuri is--as much as he pines for elegance, there are some things in life that just work without any pomp and frills, including what happens in the bedroom.

G = Goofy

He's very rarely silly or goofy in bed, as he prefers to give you the best time he can and make it as special as possible. If you tease him about something or embarrass him, however, he might give it right back or even start tickling you if he's in an especially playful mood.

H = Hair

He hasn't got much hair down below, and even what he does have is so fine and pale that it's difficult to see. He doesn't mind having a hairy partner, though--in fact he might be a little in awe of them for being able to grow so much of it, considering he can't even grow a mustache or a beard.

I = Intimacy

Yuri tries so hard to be romantic during the moment, but he honestly doesn’t have to try at all. He wants every time to be as good as the last, he wants you to feel his love in every cell of your body during every second--so lovemaking is very sacred to him, and he’ll do his best to make you crave him even when you have to be apart.

J = Jack Off

He doesn't usually have a strong urge to masturbate unless he's plagued with thoughts of you, in which case he'll stick to his hand and might use some pictures of you on his phone to help him along. That might also be a time when he texts you some rather lewd pictures of himself and hopes you'll exchange them back, or calls you if he's especially turned on and needs to hear your voice to get off.

K = Kinks

Yuri can be pretty vanilla, but he will enjoy things like light bondage, daddy kinks, and roleplay--but that will probably be reserved for one particular scenario, in which he'll have you dress up in your wedding attire and re-enact your wedding night.

L = Location

Home. Bed. He's not going to scrub cum out of his couch cushions and he'd like to have a glass of wine or several if he feels like it, so your bedroom is where most of your sexual encounters will stay.

M = Motivation

Telling him you love him will turn him on, seeing you wear his clothes will turn him on, even hearing your voice will get him going--you can arouse him just by being his, though he’ll try to keep himself under control so you can save your intimacy for the perfect time.

N = No

He doesn't want to be choked--it gives him too much anxiety and he'll start to panic if he can't breathe properly. He'd be fine if you wanted to be on the receiving end instead, though he's still not going to like it 100% when he watches you struggling to breathe, even if you like it.

O = Oral

He has to take a breather every so often, but for the most part he's quite skilled in that area and loves to lavish attention on you. He'll always get rather excited when you offer to return the favour, too, and tends to get pretty whiny and undone when you do so.

P = Pace

He likes to take things slowly most of the time, and he doesn't like to finish too quickly, but if he's teased a lot or you don't have a lot of time, he'll pick up the pace and work himself harder. It'll definitely result in him being much more tired afterwards, though.

Q = Quickie

He's not an especially huge fan of quickies, but sometimes when you tease him too much he just can't stop himself. It's one of the few times he'll probably indulge in some rougher sex against a wall, or maybe even a table or over a chair somewhere secluded.

R = Risk

He’s not a huge risk taker, but he’s fine with trying new kinks once in a while or doing something a little more adventurous. Risks with pregnancy are a little different, though--he’s much more apt to indulge in some of that.

S = Stamina

Slow, drawn-out endurance he has, but short bursts of energy he does not. He'll try as hard as he can to keep up with you if you've got more stamina than him, but there's only so far he can go before he'll have to stop and let his body rest before he can try to continue.

T = Toys

He doesn't own many toys, but if there's anything he will buy, it would be either some very fancy, expensive lube, or a pair of handcuffs for you so he can lock them around his bed frame.

U = Unfair

He teases more with his words than anything else, his praise often peppered with much lewder compliments and promises for what’s to come. If it embarrasses you or makes you shy, he’ll do it twice as much as he would otherwise, just so he can make you blush at every opportunity.

V = Volume

He's naturally pretty quiet, his noises more in the realm of little gasps and soft moans--but if you rile him up he can get loud, whether it's because he's crying out your name or begging you not to stop making him feel so good.

W = Wildcard

If things get really intense, passionate, or maybe even during his first time, Yuri might shed a few tears during the act. Nothing as much as full-on sobbing or crying, but his eyes will water and he’ll get extremely embarrassed if you point it out, or try to comfort him and kiss them away. He doesn’t usually like to be babied, but those times will be one of the rares ones where he’ll enjoy it a little bit.

X = X-Ray

7.5 inches of raw Yuri pleasure. It has a bit of a curve to the left, cut, and a few veins running up the underside to the tip, which flushes pretty darkly when he's aroused. His balls are also pretty sensitive and soft.

Y = Yearning

His sex drive isn't terribly high, but it's not non-existent either. He can usually go at it about 2-4 times a week.

Z = Zzz

He's embarrassed about how quickly he falls asleep after the act, though he can at least get some aftercare in before you find him passed out on his pillows, totally worn out.

#anonymous #yuri maeda #yuri x reader #yuri maeda x reader #smut alphabet #ill be waiting for my ring anon :9

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morimallow · 4 years

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hi! can i ask a NSFW alphabet for miya osamu? tysm >.<

NSFW Alphabet (Osamu Miya)

Did not proof read as usual, feel free to correct any errors.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

FUCK. He learned from the best after all. Well, not really? Even before Kita came to picture, Osamu had always taken care of you every after sex without fail. He knows he’s rough sometimes so he gives you time to relax your body and to help you, he’d give you a massage and God, does his hands to wonders. He’d prepare your bath and carry you there like a princess, leaving a wet kiss on your lips before telling you to wait for him because he’ll go cook your favorite food as s reward for taking his cock so well as always.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Osamu loves his man tiddies, he knows he still has the body of a fucking god and you aren’t complaining when he lowkey flexes his muscles in front of you. He loves how your hands move from his shoulders to his pecs, lightly pushing him but not really. Also, he loves your hands and thighs ─ how sensual your touches are and the way your thighs are just perfect in his hands, not the kind that it fits in his but the way it feels so soft and right.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

This man comes so much you’re afraid you’re literally milking him dry. He purposely forgets to buy condoms because he heard you talking to your friend how heavenly it feels when he fucks you raw. What he doesn’t forget to buy are your pills and also Plan Bs just in case, he thinks. When he feels he’s coming, he’d flip you over, pull out, and come on your back and ass. One time, he bit the part of your butt cheek not covered in cum and murmured, “Cinnamon,” under his breath. He comes in you just as many times as he pulls out.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He fingered someone with Nutella and licked her insides clean, at least he thinks he did. I don’t really know why I thought of this. The girl broke up with him the next day because an ant bit her. I’m so sorry for her, really.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Ya’ll think Atsumu is the sex god and the fuckboy between the both of them but noooooo. Osamu Miya may have had lesser partners but he’s slightly better in bed than Atsumu, as the latter had explained once. It just comes to naturally to him, yeah? He’s flexible in his kitchen, fingers and wrists always moving in a graceful manner. And his hips, fuck. Believe me when I say he has never bumped into any furniture in his life. He sways his hips to avoid those and ain’t that fucking hot.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He told me he doesn’t have one. That info about him having a hard time thinking of what he would want to eat as his last meal and that he doesn’t have favorites, yes, it also applies here. As long as it feels good for the both of you, then positions don’t matter.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

This Miya compares everything he sees, does, experiences to food. He’d say your hole is like that of a gaping fish’s mouth whenever you squeeze him good. He’d say your walls are so silk like tofu. He’d chomp on your ass cheeks like how Atsumu chomps on his extra-large serving of onigiris. Reading this, it might seem like sex with him is awkward but no. The way he delivers those words rolls off his tongue so smoothly you just want to be the best food he has ever tasted.

H = Hair (how well-groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Trims once every two weeks and keeps his balls absolutely hairless because he likes you to suck them good every once in a while. His pubes are in a dark shade of brown so yes, it matches his original hair color.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He matches how sensual your hands are with his own. He wants to make you feel loved and appreciated just by touch. He places kisses all over your body, bites your shoulder, nibbles your earlobes, and finally, he gives you the best kiss on your forehead you can’t do anything but to just dip your head in his chest.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

You guys have that connected dildo and fleshlight and he always sends videos to you whenever and wherever. He just can’t stop himself.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

You guessed it right because the first one I thought of is food play. Typical but that’s just how he is.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

I’M SO CLICHÉ BUT FUCK IT. Kitchen, of course, but just the one in your house and not the kitchen in Onigiri Miya but he doesn’t mind fucking you inside his office though.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

He’s so fucked up when he realized he got hard just seeing you eating a banana. You didn’t know that time but when you knew about this, you’d eat at least two bananas every day and you’d purposely eat it sensually in front of him when you want to get dicked. After his realization, he observed how sexy you eat every food, how your cheeks are full, how your mouth opens and closes.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He could never do a knife play with you or with anyone because he has this urge to cook whenever he holds a knife so if you don’t want him making you into a human sushi, don’t bring this up ever again.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

This greedy man prefers receiving and absolutely loses his shit when you suck his balls so good, he wants to come on your face. In the giving aspect, he knows your weak spots so coming from him just eating you out is so easy.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

I said this before and I’ll say it again: We all have these two sides but Osamu leans more on the former! It might seem like he’s all taking and taking in your relationship but he knows you like that as much as he does. He’d usually go slow and sensual when he’s stressed. Might’ve been better if he just slept off his tiredness but he insists on having long foreplays and he rarely sleeps during sex.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He loves it so much he wants to rail you in every corner of his office, the kitchen in your newly-bought house, in the dressing room ─ he’s more subtle than his twin but they’re both monsters in sex, no doubt.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He even fucked you in his office in the grand opening of his new branch with the door open for his staff to see. Of course, he’s always game to experiments as long as he can fuck you senseless in the end.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He lasts longer than Kita by just one round on average. Come on, the man cooks all the time, manages his own business, always eats rice, of course his workouts are hardcore and that’s where his stamina comes from aside from playing volleyball in high school.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

You guys own the connected and personalized fleshligth and dildo set.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Osamu is such a fucking tease. He cooks naked when he’s in the mood but wants you to initiate things, firm ass only for you to see. Comparing you to food isn’t only for when you guys fuck but he’d whisper things in your ear when you’re out in public. He’s a sadist, he wants you to beg for him and when you do, he’d just go faster.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He never shuts up during sex. He makes sure someone always hears you to let them know you’re having sex and he’s not afraid of moaning out the pleasure he’s feeling. He knows you love the sounds he makes; he knows it himself that it’s hot.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He presses his forehead against yours and looks at you in the eyes as he comes.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Broad shoulders, toned torso, man tiddies, firm ass, everything about him is perfect and his cock is, too ─ right length, enough thickness to stretch your aching hole, and his inner thighs always sport scratch marks.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He literally fucks you anywhere and everywhere, that kind of explains this part.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He takes his time in aftercare just like how he takes time to make you feel loved in every aspect and he doesn’t stop cleaning you up and making you comfortable even if you fell asleep in the tub or while he was giving you a massage. He will only fall asleep when he’s certain that you’re satisfied and well.

#haikyuu x reader #miya osamu #osamu miya #osamu headcanons #osamu hcs #osamu scenarios #character alphabet

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jawabear · 4 years

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Maxwell Lord NSFW Alphabet

Not my GIF

A/N: Hi, here is my NSFW Alphabet for the shitbag Maxwell Lord. As with my other NSFW Alphabets, these are just what I put to the character so they may differ to what you think so please be respectful of other views of characters. Also, I was debating with myself whether or not to post this in light of what is happening in the world, but I thought maybe people would want to maybe want a little bit of light. By no way by me posting this am I trying to be disrespectful. So I hope you enjoy. Sorry for any mistakes :) Stay safe

Genre: Smut

Warnings: fem!reader, mentions of sex, just usual Maxwell filth, Pedro Pascal comes with his own warning

Summary: An A-Z of Maxwell Lord’s bedroom antics

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Max defiantly isn’t the best at aftercare. He kind of just lets you deal with yourself. But bless him he tries. Awkwardly asking if you are okay or if you need anything. But you know he’s only going it because he doesn’t know what else to do, so you have to help him by snuggling into his side for him to hold you whilst you fall asleep. And this is at night.

During the day, after the much loved office sex, he’s even more awkward. Clearing his throat and sorting himself out while you’re still there panting and shaking. But you’ve gotten used to it. Knowing that he’s not great at it so you have to do it yourself, but he’s trying to get better. But he’s not really the person for it.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves your legs. Goddess like legs as he calls them. He makes love to your legs, he worships them. When he has you tied to his bed he literally worships them. His hands running over your skin in a feather light touch, placing kisses all over them. Making them shake in desperation for his touch somewhere else. And he loves to watch as you press your thighs together into order to suppress the wetness between your legs. And he loves your ass. He loves to grab at it and slap it when he takes you from behind.

On him, he’s fond of his hands. They are big and are able to grab large handfuls of your ass.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Maxwell will come anywhere. In you, on you, wherever. He especially loves to come on your chest or your ass. He loves to see you covered in him, showing your submissive nature to him but allowing himself to paint your precious body with his come.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

I don’t really think Max has any dirty secrets. He’s very open about sexual fantasies etc. If he wants to do something he’ll tell you. But one may be that he did once get off while smelling a pair of your panties...

You were away and he was desperate, and they were just there...he couldn’t help himself.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

This is Maxwell Lord we’re talking about. He is very much experienced when it comes to pleasuring women. He knows his way around the body. Touching you in places that you didn’t even know excited you.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Taking you from behind. Not necessarily in the ass, but just having you bent over his desk, seeing you ready for him just does stuff to him. He loves your ass, he loves to grab it while he fucks and he loves to see it go red from it. But this is mainly only during the day.

In the mornings, Max is a little more soft. A side of him he shows no one other than you. Slow missionary sex. Because he loves to kiss you and he loves when your fingers entangle into his hair when he rolls his hips into you.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Max doesn’t fuck around when it comes to sex. Oh okay, maybe that wasn’t the best way to phrase that.

What I mean is, he takes it very seriously. Max doesn’t like to play around at all. He’s a business man, probably never had actual fun in his life. So when it comes to sex, he is the same. It’s serious business to Max.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Like everything else in his life, his hair down there has to be perfect. Prim and proper to put it better

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Unless it’s early in the morning, he’s not all that intimate. It’s kind of just like, sex and then parting ways until you both return home. Even then it’s more sex.

But early in the morning, he will be a little more loving towards you, caressing your sweet skin while he fucks you slowly. He will refuse to remove his lips from your while he takes you, he just need that little bit of softness in the morning, also that a reassurance that you still love him.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Max doesn’t necessarily need to get himself off when he has you. You’re usually more then willing to allow him to use you.

But on the rare occasion you aren’t there for him, he’ll do it himself. He’ll probably get himself off more time then what he would have sex with you. The frustration of not having you to fuck just makes him get off so much during those lonely days and lonely nights.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

(I have to be honest, I’m not well educated in the world of kinks so I did a bit of research and my god there are some...things out there..)

Maxwell Lord is a kinky piece of shit. Probably has every kink in the book to be honest. Obviously, the daddy kink. Man is the daddies daddy...

Definitely has a voyeurism/exhibitionist kink. Fucking loved to watch you get off in his office, and he loves to take you over his desk, keeping the door unlocked so anyone could walk in and see how much of a mess you get for him (but he knows no one will, anyone who ever came to his door was scheduled down to the second). Definitely sadist, he loves to spank you. Like he is just a filthy man.

Definitely bondage of some kind. Having you ties up and blindfolded is just his heaven. So submissive and ready for him to use you in any way his wants (with in your stated limits of course)

There’s just a long list of kinks that Max has...I don’t even think he could name them all.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

He loved to do it in his office. The thrill of getting caught just makes him crazy and he loves the face he can just bend you over his desk, having your naked body pressed up against the place he sits at every single day, looking at it, remembering the sweet noises that fall from you mouth as he fucks your into oblivion.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Just everything. Just seeing you makes him hard, the thought of you makes him hard. Seeing you in a short skirt that showcases those goddess like legs of yours, or when he gets home, having you sat on his bed dresses in his favourite set of lingerie.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

As twisted and kinky as Max is, he does have limits, believe it or not. Maxwell Lord does not share for starters, he earned you fair and square, so that means no threesomes. Plus he doesn’t really find the idea of another guy or girl touching you attractive. You are for him only.

And of course, you are a precious goddess to him. So he would never hurt you. He would never do anything to make you uncomfortable. And humiliation, he wouldn’t do anything to outwardly put you in the spotlight sexually. For one he knows of your self conscious nature and two, you are for his eyes only.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Max is a sucker for you going down on him. He loves it. Can’t get enough of it. He especially when he has to hide you under his desk when someone walks in. It amazes you how he can stay so composed while you’re sucking him off.

You knew that if you were in his position, you would be a stuttering mess. Max’s has a talented and twisted tongue and he likes to use it where he can.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

I think Max would be hard and fast. This man fucks. Only making love to you in the mornings, which is why they are so special to you. He is definitely one who goes hard, go big or go home I guess.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

All. The damn. Time.

Max thrives on these. A quick fuck in his office or dragging you into the bathroom. Or even better, pulling you aside at a gala or something and fucking you there, preferably against a wall.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Yes. Maxwell is happy to do almost anything. And he is also very open with things he doesn’t like. Which is good, because we should all be open about things like that.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

This man can go forever to be honest. He never seems to get tiered, you could fuck at midnight and he’ll still be raring to go.

Obviously he’ll stop when you tell him to, but to be fair, he could fuck you until the end of time.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Max isn’t all that adventurous when it comes to toys. Most people would think he has some sort of sex dungeon in his house, but they would be wrong. If blindfolds and ropes count then he’s got plenty, silk of course, even his sex life has to be expensive.

As far as any other toys go, he’s pretty empty. He’s overly fond of watching you use your trusty vibration on yourself. He’s half tempted to use it on himself, he sees how good it makes you feel so he wonders what it would feel like on him, buts he’s a little embarrassed to ask.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Mr Lord is the definition of tease. He’ll call your desk so you can listen to his moans as he gets off, knowing it’s turning you on but also knowing you’re surrounded by others so you can’t do anything other then listen to the sweet and low grunts that leave his lips.

And if you’re both in a meeting, you bet your ass his hand is going to be at you under the table, teasing you through your panties before slipping inside them. He loves to get you all riled up because he likes when your sexually frustrated. You go crazy and he loves it.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Maxwell has a big mouth, he likes to use it. He never fucking shuts up when he’s fucking you. He’s so loud.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

As mentioned, Max would love to use your vibrator on himself. In fact, he would love for you to just ruin him as he has you so many times. He wants to know how it feels to be ruined by someone, and he wants that someone to be you. But he has to much ducking pride and won’t allow himself to tell you this. But he has dreamed night after night if you edging him until he is literally in his knees begging for you to let him come or for you to at least touch him, only for you to shake your head no.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

He’s thick, I’ll give you that. Average in length but he’s thicker than most. Excellent for stretching you out, and he’s very proud of that.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

It’s pretty damn high. The frustration of his work just makes him need to get it out. So his sex drive is definitely up there.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

Max isn’t one to fall asleep all that quickly after sex. His mind is constantly going, thinking over the day after, all the business meetings he’ll have to go to and all the boring talk he’ll have to endure. And he likes to watch you sleep, especially after sex, your face twisted with pleasure, no doubt dreaming of him.

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detroitbecomeyandere · 4 years

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Could I please have the full alphabet for either Markus, Ralph, or Jerry? You can choose whoever is your favorite. Take as much time as you need, I know how difficult it is to write sometimes. I hope you’re doing okay in quarantine! Stay safe.

I'm going to go ahead and do Markus for this one, but feel free to request the others after this! Also I'm doing okay, I got hurt at work so I'm dealing with that right now too. But I hope you are doing good too anon!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Markus is very loving a doting after sex, he always pulls you in tight for cuddles, holding you close and running his hands through your hair or rubbing circles into your back. He'll ask you if you need any water or if you want to take a shower.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Markus rather enjoys your neck, he likes to mark it with little kisses and hickeys.

On himself Markus favors his hands, he loves feeling you in them, running them over your curves, your neck. His hands give him control over you and everything that touches you.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum)

The android will cum everywhere, your chest, deep in your pussy/ass, down your throat, on your back, your thighs, Markus will cum anywhere and everywhere on you.

D = Dirty secret (a dirty secret of theirs)

Markus loves marking you with his cum like stated before, but he gets off on just the thought of it. He has clips of you saved covered in his seed escaping from your lips and rolling down your chest, tears in the corner of your eyes, the images bring out a sense of sadistic pride in the man.

E = Experience (how experienced are they?)

Markus has absolutely no experience lol, that being said he does have knowledge on human anatomy and what will be most pleasurable for you.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Markus enjoys any position where he can be close to you, if he had to pick a favorite it would be probably be missionary or some sort of variation of it.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment?)

Markus isn't super serious during sex, he tries his best to make you feel comfortable in the moment. If he thinks you need to laugh he will try to make you laugh(really it's just him feeling guilty that he's kidnapped you.)

H = Hair (how well groomed are they?)

I imagine Markus was created with very little body hair, Kamski seems like the kind of man to like little to no body hair on either men or women.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment?)

Markus is very intimate during sex, to him sex is the the time where he cam focus solely on you.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Markus doesn't jack off very often and the only time he would is when he is away from you for a while. When he does jack off he plays back his memories of the two of you having sex.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Surprisingly Markus is into bondage, on either one of you. He especially likes it when your hands are bound behind your back and you are helpless to whatever he wants to do to you.

L = Location (favorite places to do the Devil's tango)

Markus prefers to have sex with you in the bedroom, to him it's more special that way.

M = Motivation (what turns them on)

His secret spank bank of you, when he sees you passionate about something, you showing an interest in the revolution is a massive turn on for him.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do)

He would never do anything that caused you pain (unless you are into that sort of thing ;p) Markus loves you with all his artificial heart. So doing anything that would physical harm you would be completely off limits.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving)

As much as Markus likes giving, he loves receiving more. It all goes back to his dirty secret, he loves to see his cum drip over your sweet lips, loves to hear the noises you make around his shaft (secretly he loves to hear your gags and little choking sounds when he thrusts a little to deep into your throat), it all just send delicious shivers down his spine.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough or slow and sensual?)

More often than not Markus is slow and sensual when it comes to sex, he feels this is a better way to display his love to you. There are times when he is rough with you though, like after you have tried to escape or harm him, he doesn't take you immediately after the incident but the first time you have sex after it will be rough and fast.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies)

He tried to do it once with you and he didn't really care for it, he prefers the intimacy of traditional sex.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment?)

I think Markus is up for a little bit of experimentation, he will never go to far for fear of hurting you.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for?)

Markus can go for 2 or 3 rounds on most days, as all androids he has high stamina than humans do but still not as high as say Cyrus (RK900).

T = Toys (do they own toys?)

You are the only toy he needs baby ;p

Markus got a vibrator after he brought you to your new home to spice up sex life sometimes, mostly he just likes to watch you use it.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Markus isn't a huge tease, but he does enjoy teasing you enough to get you to whine and beg for his touch every now and then.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make)

Surprisingly Markus is actually loud in bed and very vocal in how he feels. Everytime you tighten around his shaft he tells you just how good you are making him feel, it's not dirty talk per say, he just wants you to know how amazing you are making him feel and how perfect you are for him. As he cums he will whisper into your ear about how the two of you were made for each other.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He likes to watch you get yourself off, he will sit at the foot of the bed and give you orders on how to touch yourself, how fast to go, weither you can cum or not.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

Markus has a little above average package, at around 6 and half inches long and a thick boi. The head of his penis is pretty sensitive and turns a shade of deep blue when he is very turned on.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Markus has a relatively normal sex drive.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Markus will lay awake for hours afterwards, just watching you sleep, listening to your breath, holding you close to him as possible.

~Beau

#detroit become yandere #detroit become human #dbh markus #lemon alphabet #long post #actual writing this time #yey bois #anon #ask #sorry this took so long #mod beau #edited post

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comelylust · 4 years

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NSFW Alphabet -Miguel Rojo

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

It will depend on the type of sex you had if it was while you were both drunk, he will probably lie down next to you and start bothering to be hungry, He'll get up to the kitchen and prepare you food and something for your hangover

If they are sober, he is not very talkative after sex, he will only ask if you are ok but he is a person who will fall asleep immediately, naked and probably without a blanket.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite part, probably his hands good for hitting.

About his partner would say that her breasts, loves to play with them and more with your nipples, can not help but make fun of you doing that.

Something more innocent? his neck/shoulders, he likes to rest his head on your shoulders,when he gets naughty he likes to bite you

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Miguel's semen is normal, not so watery or thick, but it cums a lot.

He doesn't care about the pregnancy issue.

So he hates using condoms, the sensation of latex makes him uncomfortable, (this only applies to his formal partner) he prefers to cum inside you and you drive him crazy when you beg him to do so.

He also has a guilty taste for cuming on your face (facial)

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

When you get angry with him and scold him, he thinks you look too hot playing the dominant role, he controls himself quite well but still doesn't avoid thinking about fucking you at that very moment.

Another secret is when he sees you fighting he turns it on pretty fast.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Quite experienced in spite of this he never had a stable and lasting relationship until he met you, he knows what he is doing and uses it to his advantage, as you are the only person he really loves in the beginning he will be slow and gentle going towards vanilla. After that, be prepared that you'll need a wheelchair

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

The classic doggystyle? Yeah, but! With variation to downward dog: he likes to carry you from behind, pull your hair and bend your arm over your back at first you find it strange because of the variation he makes, but the more he pushes you forget about it.

Cowgirl, despite being a dominant man, does not mind using this position because it is easier to penetrate to the depths of your being, instead if he like it does not mean that he will always use, it depends on his mood.

Any position that allows he to go deeper and hit your g-spot more easily, Anvil is perfect for this, when he it is about to cum he push your thighs to your chest giving him better access to your sweet spot.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

If something funny or uncomfortable happens and he ignores it completely, he's too focused on doing something else to think about the embarrassing situation that just happened.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

It grows naturally and will never be trimmed. It is as curly, dark and thick as him hair.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He is romantic in his way and at first may become uncomfortable, remembering that he is not used to this new feeling. When he feels comfortable during sex, he will let out a few words of affection for you

"You're really beautiful" "I love the way you move" etc...

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He doesn't masturbate even if you have bothered him with some sexy gesture, he prefers to have you but if you did it when he's about to leave for work he will keep a dirty image of you in his mind to keep him animated and when he comes home, he can punish you for what you did to him.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

He's too kinky.

choking: he's a fan of doing this when he's about to cum, obviously he'll do it carefully and safely so as not to kill you, but hard enough to make you breathless. He also enjoys spanking you and pulling your hair.

He can be a little sadistic about denying your an orgasm until you beg for it.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Both of their homes are literally baptized because they can't wait to get to bed or because they really like to experience new places.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Your flirtatious and insinuating smile, for him it's a pass to fuck you.

Putting on something nice that sticking out a favorite part of his body.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

No humiliation allowed, or anything else nasty.

Likes to mark you with hickeys or bites but does not like to hurt you.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He prefers to receive over give, you can also be jocular with him just when he is about to cums, get it out of your mouth. and make fun of him. It's a risk you have to take.

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

At first it is sensual and slow, but when it becomes confident it becomes fast, messy and rough.

This does not mean that it will stop being slow but it will be combined with hard pushing.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Yeah, if you're really in need or you've been away too long, get a quickie.

He never turns down a quickie.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He likes to take risks but will not say so openly, one of them can be sex in public, he is not afraid of being caught as it can scare anyone who dares to look too much.

Try new positions when it comes to sex, but don't experience something that can be really dangerous

He really likes to experiment.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He can go 2-3 rounds but it is difficult to give an estimate of how long each round may last, even if you only go for one round your wishes will be satisfied.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He doesn't know much about sex toys, nor does he find them interesting, he prefers to take care of your needs. But if you really want to turn him on, send him a video of you using some of your toys.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He lives to annoy you and likes to hold back your orgasm to the point that you're crying about it. He likes you to beg whether you crave his touch or to fuck you senseless.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He is very loud, he moans, pant and grunts especially cursing in their language quite loudly, he is also good, quite good at dirty talk so much that every time you remember him you will be embarrassed.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Maybe he's had one-night stands with a bunch of girls, Miguel didn't have the perception of reality much less loving someone since his sister was taken from him. But now since he met you, sex and lovemaking are totally different things.

Before he only focused on draining his frustrations, now he totally focuses on you and your pleasure even though he put his emotions into it.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Its length and circumference is slightly above average and it is a little curved, the skin of its penis is darker, the glans is a dark reddish tone, it has veins a little more marked than average.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

He has a fairly high sex drive, no self-control so he will always be sending you blatant hints to have sex.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

When he's done, he falls asleep right away without you doing anything, normally he sleeps on you crossing his legs with yours and one of his arms rests on your belly.

#Tekken #tekken miguel #miguel caballero rojo #miguel rojo x reader

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Illumi Dirty Alphabet

Ah fuck I finally finish it, I feel so light! Hisoka’s one is here and Chrollo’s here.

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

You'd be the one doing most of the aftercare and he'd merely let you. He'd take you in his arms but don't expect a big reaction if you're affectionate afterward without asking him directly what you want him to do.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Illumi is nothing but practical and despite that he wears his hair very long, I mean did you see how shiny and silky his hair is? He obviously put a lot of effort in his routine. He loves his hair, you can cut one of his arm and it'd be like any other monday for him but cut a strand of his glorious mane and he'd unleash hell on you. For his baby's factory partner he's attracted to overly feminine figure, big boobs and wide hips.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

His cum is white, runny and doesn't tastes good at all, not that you'd taste it often, Illumi wants to cum inside almost every time.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He lost his virginity to a maid a bit older than him when he was a teen, a few years later he'd learn she was sent by Zeno to keep his hormones in check so it wouldn't interfere with his training. Illumi still sees it as a failure on his part to maintain a perfect control over his body at that time.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Not really experienced, him sleeping around doesn't benefit the family in any way so he doesn't see the point but he knows what he’s doing. He's met very few people catching his interest strongly enough to want to have sex with them but if he doesn't consider them as a partner he usually doesn't act on it. As an assassin he knows everything about the human body and finding the most pleasurable spots is easy for him but most of the time he wouldn't make much effort.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Nothing too acrobatic but a position where he could restrain you easily with minimal effort or move you around easily would have his preference. Pushing your legs on your chest during missionary and grabbing both your wrist with one hand for example is something he would do often, he just likes to have you completely malleable under him.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

You don't joke around in bed with Illumi, actually you don't do anything without authorization. You can try to push your luck but you'd probably be gagged and restrained if he's feeling lenient, worst case scenario he'd stop and prepare a new training to teach you how to behave.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

It's not a concern for him, his hairs are thin and he's not hairy at all, he goes all natural.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Everything with Illumi is about carrot and stick and he knows exactly what words you want to hear, not that he doesn't love you or that he'd be reluctant to be affectionate but he'd use it at the right moment to have the maximal effect. When you'd be particularly obedient and didn't make any waves for an extended period of time he would be extremely tender and reminds you everything he loves about you, he'd also be more focus on your pleasure and chose more intimate position, you would feel loved with every inch of your skin. He'd use this method to guilt-trip you if you were thinking of doing something to displeased him too, he would know even before you'd do anything and he prefers to not have to punish you if it can be avoided, making you afraid to lose his love is more efficient for him.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

A few time a year and he's only doing it because it's better to take care of it sometimes than just ignores it completely. When he masturbates it's not because something aroused him too much but usually just because he have some free time and that's part of what he sees as his body check up. Illumi doesn't take his time nor search for his pleasure, he just jerks off fast to be over with it quickly, usually in the shower, he doesn't need any mental images either he just knows how to touch himself to cum fast.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

A big pregnancy kink but he wouldn't admit it, for him it's just natural to want to put a baby in the woman he loves and he doesn't see how extreme he is about it. He's 100% a dom but I couldn't call his kink “master-slave role playing”, there's nothing playful about it, same with bondage, it excites him but there's no rules, that's the real deal.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

A room with a comfortable bed and fresh sheets. He can sleeps in holes in the ground but that doesn't mean he doesn't love being comfy.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

If you talk about wanting to be pregnant chances are that he'd want to get started right now with way much enthusiasm that he'd ever shows. Illumi is turns on by obedience but after a while it would simply be something expected from you, on the other hand being repentant and begging for his forgiveness after being punished for something you did will never stop to arouse him. He loves to reaffirm his control on you and bend you to his will once again.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

DON'T. TRY. TO. DOM. THIS. MAN

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He prefers to receive, he’d eat you out but it's something he'd rarely do, a treat given to you as a reward for your good behavior or if he wants something for you and needs you to be in good disposition towards him. He finds it enjoyable on occasion but it doesn’t especially turns him on.

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Whatever he wants at the moment. Illumi is pretty selfish in bed and he’s concerned about his partner pleasure only when he decided to uses sex as a reward. His preference is for a fast steady rhythm when he just want to cums but he can take his time and be more sensual when he genuinely missed you after a long mission or when he feels a craving for intimacy.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Time isn't something he has an abundance of, so quickie would happen pretty often for practical reasons.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Nothing you could come up with would even compare to the tamest torture he’s experienced, if you can argue your case well enough and it has nothing to do with having him submissive he wouldn’t refuse trying something new.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Virtually he could go forever but he doesn’t have plenty of libido and time so he doesn’t last very long. I said he was selfish in bed but he does know that intimacy and bonding during sex is important, he’d find the time to have have a proper fuck day(s) where you would be fucking till raw. Coincidentally it’s almost always around your ovulation period.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

This man has a sex dungeon. He’s calling it a training room but it’s a fucking sex dungeon.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Illumi does have playful mood sometimes and likes to tease a bit, the only problem is that his playfulness could turn into full blown sadistic play really quick and he’d be really into orgasm denial and overstimulation. He can tolerate a bit of tease too but he’d let you know clearly when he’s tired of it.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Almost entirely silent, you'd need to know him really well to notice the change in his breathing to pick up what really has an effect on him. He would be louder if you play on his pregnancy kink.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

He’s not big into roleplay at all but there’s a scenario he likes to play out often when his partner rp as one of his mark and beg him to spare her life in exange for sexual favor. It’s actually sometimes that happened a few time during his missions and he never took on the offer, he’s a pro after all, but the idea of accepting did get him hard.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Illumi’s dick is very long, just around 21 cm, a bit under average in width, straight and smooth, cut with an oval head.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Low the vast majority of the time, he can spend weeks without touching you and be perfectly fine. When he fucks you has a way to manipulate or reward you it has nothing to do with his own desire though but he has rare moments when he can’t get enough of you and would insist on fucking you 5 times a day because he genuinely is super horny.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

I don’t think Illumi sleeps more than a couple of hours, when his body needs it he’d sleep longer but he’s a well-oiled machine and he gets enough rest with little sleep. I can see him staying in bed longer to cuddle with you until you fall asleep but it’d be extremely rare to see him fall asleep before you or even to wake up before him.

#hxh #hunter x hunter #illumi #illumi zoldyck #illumi headcanons #smut #it was hard #I'm not thirsty enough for Illumi #for his alphabet to come easily #but hey!#it only took 3 month!#I had asks for this #but I wanted to keep #the same format (title+A-Z)#for the adultrio #dunno why

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ralfstrashcan · 5 years

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3x16 Reaction / Commentary

Alec “Proud Puppy” Lightwood

THAT FACE HAHA. Also crêpes man I'm jealous.

Rude man, don't rip him away from his hard earned waffles.

This is so hilarious to me, okay, this prompting hand flick Alec does (which you can't see here because I can't gif, only screenshot ahahaha) man I love it. Sadly I didn't find a gif of this yet, so I can't put one :( I can't even put into words why it's so hilarious to me. And Magnus's sceptical gaze hahaha.

Edit: I FOUND ONE

HAHAHA HELL YEAH

I mean we all knew this was fake, not least because it implies Magnus is wearing the same outfit two days in a row and obviously this would NEVER happen, but also because in no universe does Alec have smooth dance moves. It's a law of nature.

lol is this an innuendo or something because I don't get it, pls help

Tiny waist touch is spotted and highly appreciated.

That scene transition was brilliant and there is nothing else to say about it. I lost count of how many times I've rewatched it because it's awesome. The way Alec's voice sounds slighty off, the way Magnus gets heavier in his arms, the way everything spins out of focus, and Alec's last “Stay with me” sounds almost hard with urgency.

When I first saw this I was legit yelling at the screen why the hell Alec is just shaking him instead of, idk, doing CPR but I did him a grave injustice there because he actually does and I really appreciate that. (Though, if he learned first aid I wonder all the more about 3x12 (or was it 3x13, I lost count lol) where he just lets Sentry Guy die without even trying to save him.)

That being said, I'm really happy we got to see the immediate aftershocks of it because I was half afraid this episode would just start with Magnus in the infirmary bed. Still, I have a question. Who called Catarina? Izzy? Because why is she then so shocked when she learns Magnus is not breathing? When she presumably first entered the room to receive the instruction to call Catarina, did she not... wonder why Alec was cpr-ing him? Or did Magnus not immediately stop breathing after collapsing but just, faded slowly while Alec had already told Izzy to call Catarina? I kinda wanna know the mechanics here.

I mean, no surprise there if you keep killing them?? Ahahaha.

My fangirl brain: What, General Amaya from the Dragon Prince is gonna appear? Sign me the hell up!!!! My rest-brain catching up: No this is not a crossover and no, r is not y and just, no. My fangirl brain: :<

........ignoring the fact that summoning her is super stupid, there's also the tiny detail that they don't have leverage why would she help them are they just gonna say “pretty please”?? I can't believe them.

lol Bohemian if you see this, this panel is only for you to haunt your dreams XD hehehe sorry sorry but I just couldn't resist XD

Wtf I can't believe those words just came out of his mouth. Jace, you're gonna start with a pep talk? You were possessed and forced to do things against your will, you should know better than this. Honestly.

The way his voice goes up, just kill me now.

THIS DETAIL OH MY GOD

I absolutely loved this scene, in terms of acting it was perfect and it was painfully in character for Alec to blame himself for everything that's not going alright with someone he loves. The problem I have however (because come on, there's always a problem with me) is that they genuinely want to tell me that Alec didn't realize Magnus was faking it? Magnus loses his magic and he “doesn't think twice”? I mean, that's either really really insensitive or really really stupid. And Alec might be insensitive sometimes, but not like that and he surely isn't that stupid. So, uh, I don't really like that bit. Again, if he was secretly happy that Magnus's immortality is gone that's one more thing to feel intensely shitty about, I get that, but being secretly glad how things turned out and not realizing the other person is suffering from how things turned out are two entirely different things. And just, tf Alec. He can't possibly be that dense, can he, that he genuinely thought Magnus was okay with this. Even if he thought this was something Magnus could get used to in the long run, he didn't expect him to need some kind of settling-in period? Really??

HELL YEAH I STAN CAT SO HARD IN THIS SCENE. And I'm so glad she's the voice of reason in this.... after deigning to appear at long effing last ahahaha sorry not sorry for that dig XD Look it's not her fault, it's the screen writers'.

I got a soft spot for Simon calling her Fray. Also, high-key loving how they're all sitting there waiting for news and finally acknowledging that something's up with Magnus.

LOL CLARY TELL US HOW YOU REALLY FEEL. Kidding. It was the Evil Rune at work again, even though she's nowhere near fire. Maybe it was the hypnotic neon lights? In any case, this is becoming a real problem lol. (No, tbh I found that outbreak totally hilarious XD)

.............................*sigh* I mean, your fierce determination doesn't change the fact that this plan is doomed to fail and you still don't have any leverage over Lilith, but sure. Go off.

YEAH BECAUSE AS SHE PROVED SHE HAS COMMON SENSE. Though I really hope she also told Alec about this dumb-ass request by his dumb-ass parabatai so he can intervene. But, tbh I don't really expect that to happen. *sigh*

Kill herself and then revive herself, hoping a short moment of death is enough to severe the connection? Or maybe, uh, try to use her rune power to cancel her Evil Rune instead of summoning Lilith??? Just for starters.

WTF I CAN'T BELIEVE I'D SEE THE DAY WHERE J A C E IS THE VOICE OF REASON WTF COLOR ME IMPRESSED I LOVE IT

“See, I infused it with a strong dose of Plot Convenience, so that shouldn't be an issue.”

THE PORTRAIT IN THE BACKGROUND HAHAHAHAHAHA

“Why? Why do you hate him so much?” “It's simple. All my life I've had to sit by and watch...”

Thanks for 100% confirming my headcanon, I do love that :)

BAM!!!

I really like the detail that he's so out of breath from the magic, it shows that it was probably more harmful that just a shove back? Oh the questions I want to ask.....

Bitch you're 484 don't round down so much hahaha

Is Lorenzo actually gonna be swayed by this????????????????????? uh

Edit: Ahahaha we later learn he actually is and obviously I had to write a ficlet about it, so uuuuh whatever I'll put it at the end with all my other shameless self promo I'll include in this thing XD

OH YEAH I remember the “Different outfits for different occasions” comment from 2x19 I wonder what she'll wear? The same, or even older??? Btw why does she share a smile with Meliorn as if this is a private joke? Because, like, it isn't.

I mean that's touching and all, but that doesn't change the fact that Lilith loves you and seeing you dead would absolutely tear her apart, thus making this a fitting revenge. Wtf Jonathan this is no sound counterargument.

Hm. Tbh I liked her youngest self best? But she's still cast very well. And I recognize that her talking face to face with Jonathan would have been a little ridic if she only reached his navel XD

Ugh, Bohemian, can you see me rolling my eyes?

lol at least this was funny

OMG Luke could you be any more dramatic, are you actually kidding me. I'm gonna be sick soon if you don't cut the bs.

Wow the first sign of Sizzy that didn't suck, yay! XD this was actually pretty sweet.

Oh you mean that time that Raphael was feeding on her and they were indulging in mutual addiction? Because as soon as Izzy was clean she steered clear of Raphael.

..............................................what happened to “scumbag ex”? Why am I even asking?

?? Yeah? What happened to “While Saia lasted it was the best thing ever?” Then again that was what, three episodes ago? Can't hold him accountable for something that happened so long ago, right.

Hahaha okay that was cute.

1) LOL how hilarious would it be if they summon Lilith and just get her corpse plus Jonathan holding the sword still sticking out of her chest. 2) Jonathan is a true sadist, making her wear those heels. 3) Who's that wheelchair for? I mean, Lilith designed this apartment for her disciples, right?

.................which she doesn't need, since she's no warlock and her powers come from her angel blood, not ley lines. So, points for trying, show, but please don't mix up your races. Makes you look so unprofessional. (Except if this is a hint that shadowhunters also run on ley line energy, have ley line magic flowing through them etc. but honestly I'm not even entertaining the thought because then I'd have a conniption.)

Wtf it's literally standing twenty seconds of intense mindnumbing pain, why the hell would you need a coach for that? Just hold it together and endure it. Also, if they attempt it, 20 bucks say he'll die for some dramatic Sizzy “Oh shit you could really have died, too” moment.

Awww you can really see the love in that touch. <--- sarcasm.

Awww you can really see the love in that touch. <--- no sarcasm.

Honestly, Magnus's touch is natural and familiar (btw love the uncoordinated grabbing) while Alec turns Magnus's chin as if he's trying to make as little physical contact as humanly possible. Is a hand on his cheek really too much to ask for? *sigh*

lol you'd think he'd start with that immediately after Magnus wakes up instead of taking risks (it's what I would have done) but whatever.

He's.... actually there to help? For free? Or is Alec gonna have to hand over the Institute's keys to him when the job is done? Lol. (Also that suit jacket could be straight out of Magnus's closet.)

Oh my God Alec just say he could die. Why sugarcoat it? Say it how it is, and Magnus might listen to you.

.........yeah. This is so relatable and I love how he delivers this line. The desperation is clear, but he's also determined about it. Also, quick question, why didn't Alec get Catarina to be there when Magnus wakes up instead of Lorenzo? I'm not saying it would have changed the outcome but it might just have made Magnus feel less shitty about being exposed to his nemesis in this weak state. Then again I get it, Alec is running on panic and instinct, so consideration is the last thing on his mind.

This scene was amazing. Or, lol, this part of the scene. Magnus's performance is stellar and FYI the next thing he says, the “Look at me! Can you honestly say you like this?” was improvised and that's just ugh so good. Coincidentally this is also where my issues with this scene begin. They're not about how the characters act, I found that part very very fitting; it's meta.

The issue Magnus is having isn't about some fear that Alec won't love him anymore now that he doesn't have his magic anymore. Magnus is projecting. His issue lies within himself. He feels differently about himself, he can't say he likes this, and it's only in conclusion that he assumes it must be the same for Alec. But Alec isn't the root of this issue. But of course it's easier to pretend it's about Alec than to openly admit his severe self-image issues, so that's what Magnus does. Perfectly ic to me. The problem I have here is that if we take what Magnus says at face value it appears that Magnus only wants his magic back so Alec will keep loving him (sidenote: even more if you cross out Harry's addition and just focus on the “You fell in love with the High Warlock of Brooklyn. Can you honestly say you don't feel differently about me?”) and the solution to that is clear: Alec drops some wedding vows, problem solved.

But that's not the problem here. Magnus would literally rather be dead than without his magic and no amount of Alec waxing poetry about him is going to change that. And honestly, I'm so grateful for Harry's addition because that made it abundantly clear to me that Magnus is projecting. His bewildered “Can you honestly say you like this?” is an admittance of “I see what I am now and I can't bear it, so how could you?” If that scene had been about Alec, that would have been so uncalled for.

And also loooool but uuuuuuhhh I found Alec's speech less than impressive? I'm sorry, I know he tried but it just didn't work for me? I felt like it really wasn't up to his usual par. Lol I honestly rolled my eyes when he started about the spark that lights up the room XD It felt impersonal, kinda. It's hard to describe. Of course I can cut him some slack on that, because he was emotionally severely overchallenged in that moment and had to make it up on the fly, but uh. Yeah.

Anyway what I really didn't like was his closing line because it kinda sounded as if he was making that decision for Magnus and that's not his place. It might be dangerous and stupid and “not worth the risk” but Magnus isn't in a place where he should have his authority revoked, so. Kept from gambling with his life, yes. With sound arguments and empathy, yes. With dictation, no. So that didn't go over too well with me. Anyway I channeled that into a ficlet already, too, which I'm also advertising at the end.

......has she just been sitting there for six episodes? Btw I wonder, if Jonathan is happily manipulating Lilith by faking positive emotions towards her I don't get why he totally fell for it every time Clary did the exact same thing to him.

THAT MALICIOUS SMILE HAHAHA THE LITTLE (S)ASS

1) SO SHE'S LITERALLY BEEN SITTING THERE FOR SIX EPISODES?!?!!?!?!

2) Why hello there Plot Point XD srsly why tf would Asmodeus use Magnus's magic instead of his own if, need I remind you, his own demonic magic is stronger than Magnus's, Magnus's wasn't even enough to destroy her demonic possession on Jace.... so why would Magnus's magic be enough to bind Lilith, the mother of that possession, to a room? Uh, lemme guess... Plot Convenience? So when, theory time!, Lilith is slayed he has no need for it anymore and can return it to Magnus?

“...to kill you while you were weakened.”

WOW WHAT A DELIVERY AMAZING

........I gotta be honest, I was really confused at his submissive behavior but then I realized... they have a 10 year history of these mechanisms, and slipping back into the pattern of things must be so easy. Also, I mean, that paints a really wonderful and peaceful image of his formative years, right?

Jimon Shipper Moment <3 ;) Look I don't even ship it, but their bickering is high-key amusing to me.

Instead of just standing between them from the get go? Why?

?????? I guess the incest runs in the family, pun not intended?????? Btw Jonathan's weird incest-y obsession makes so much sense now. If this is literally the only way he ever learned how “familial love” (Lilith Greater Demon Edition) is expressed I have no questions anymore. Seriously, he's so screwed over by everyone and it's just unfair. (On that note, glad we never had to see him make out with Valentine. Some things are just too terrible to envision. Damn, why did I say that, I should just shut up for all of our sakes.) Anyway, back to our favorite tortured soul here, I'm honestly not even sure if I can hold the incest thing against him any longer. His entire life consisted of being raised by Valentine, who kept him in a hut in the woods where he never got to see anyone but him, and then Edom where there was Lilith and demons. It makes a horrifying amount of sense that normal human norms mean nothing to him. He's never lived them, he's never witnessed them and maybe he doesn't even know them. So yeah. I guess I'll just add the incest thing on the long long list of things that are due to the stellar parenting he enjoyed, and not entirely his fault.

Damn so close to see my prognosis come true. Then again, I guess this was just the perfect timing because who knows if Lilith won't even help them now kill Jonathan because betrayal bla bla.

1) No need to twist the knife, then again this is Lorenzo so what am I even expecting.

2) WTF ARE THEY REALLY NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS SOME MORE?!?!?!??!?!

3) If it's like a transplanted organ being rejected by the body, just, idk, look for a different warlock whose magic fits Magnus better? There must be tests for that kind of thing? And even if there isn't, if you go slow and don't immediately portal all over the world plus end an encanto-coma you should be able to tell the magic doesn't fit pretty quickly without going into cardiac arrest. Magnus only got some nosebleed at first, remember, and it got worse only because he didn't slow down. I'm just saying, there would be Ways.

Wow I never realized before that he's actually got an undercut. Makes his hairstyle look even stupider.

Wow I believe this even less now than I did in 3x12.

“Let's hug in these trying times, but please make sure your face doesn't touch mine, otherwise people might draw the absurd and outrageous conclusion that we're in a relationship or something.”

Honestly. Their portrayal of casual intimacy is abysmal and I hate it.

1) The infirmary is very weird and open space for a place that should be easily closable if you need to contain, idk, sick people and their viruses and keep it sanitary. 2) I've been wondering since the start of the episode, did Lorenzo's pony tail get shorter? Wasn't it longer before? 3) At least Malec managed to make their feet intersect minimally, so yay for small mercies.

“One dose of Plot Convenience, coming right up.”

They're just.... gonna torture her? Really? I don't even have words for this. Oh no, I do:

Seriously. It's as if morality isn't a thing, and torturing a sentient being isn't always and under all circumstances a Wrong and Bad thing to do. Because clearly if the person receiving torture is just Evil Enough then it's okay. Thanks for standing by and doing nothing Simon, this is exactly the reason I hate your inconsistent streak on this matter. I don't even expect better from the born shadowhunters, and Clary is way to un-reflected to even twitch but. Ugh. Why am I even wasting my breath (my typing capacity?) on this. It's pointless.

Wow this is pointless, too. I mean, why is Izzy not interfering? She literally just fell down. She shouldn't be out of comission by this. Ugh.

Also ugh to Izzy slinging her whip around his hand instead of, idk, his whole upper body and his arms.

Also ugh to Simon waiting to attack Jonathan until the last second as a heroic saving move to save Izzy which, ugh.

But this here

#AwkwardGrownUpSquad

I'm honestly lol'ing so hard right now. Hahahaha this is just hilarious to me. Then again, who knows, maybe now they'll team up with Jonathan to kill Lilith and I'll get my hopes up again for a redemption arc XD

......................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Btw I bet you she copied that move from Doctor Strange.

lol another thing I didn't see coming.

1) Hello Hannibal lol 2) Who went in there and put restraints on him? 3) Who's gonna pay that Seelie actress now??

This scene was actually nice? I know, I'm surprised myself.

How convenient. I mean, good thing he didn't say “Glorious” otherwise Izzy might have thought he was asking for that one ESC song to be played at his funeral.

Please, Maryse, don't flatter yourself, all you had to do was scratch Elliot's corpse from the floor boards, the rest was already completely furnished.

..................................................................................................................bye

Look, while part of me is undeniably thrilled at the prospect – because while I was totally rooting for a Malec Wedding I was pretty sure it was an unachievable dream, just like hoping for Sheith – this is exactly what I mean with taking things at face value. Alec takes Magnus at his words (that he has doubts Alec will still love him now that he lost his powers) and so he thinks that a grand gesture of commitment will fix it.

But it won't, because that's not the problem. Or at least I hope it's not the problem, I mean if I lost my arm my main worry would be “Holy shit how am I gonna cope without my trusty appendage” not “What are the neighbors gonna think? Will I still be able to rock my favorite outfit without that limb?”

Anyway. I don't think this'll go over too well at this point in time. And honestly, Alec just realized at the beginning of this episode that he was fooled by Magnus's coping facade and tricked into thinking Magnus would be fine without his magic. And now Magnus has lost is magic again and Alec just... makes the same mistake again, blindly believing the words coming out of Magnus's mouth instead of taking a look for himself and seeing how Magnus is faring? Did he learn nothing from this? Alec. Why are you like this.

Anyway, conclusion time: This episode was way more reasonably paced than the last, the shit decision making was kept to a minimum (except for the part where they, y'know, summon Lilith back to earth) and Jace gets a diligence starlet for displaying common sense.

And now, self advertisement time! I wrote three ficlets: a) a continuation of the scene with Alec and Lorenzo b) a gap-bridging Malec scene set after the “I won't lose you” line and finally c) a what-I'd-like-to-see-happen-in-3x17-fic where Alec tells Izzy about his proposal plans.

I'd be thrilled if you checked one of them out. Until next time XD

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Victor Creed FLUFF Alphabet Requested*

A- Attention: You bumped into him on the streets. You bashfully apologize but he didn't mind a someone like you bumping him. Out quickly started chatting a he offered to take you to the cafe for coffee.

B- Best Feature: Your eyes. He love how tender you look at him. No matter your mood those eyes are just so bright and beautiful. Even if you were mad he'd change his whole attitude with one quick glance.

C- Cuddles: He actually prefers to cuddle all the time. The problem is to get him to quit cuddling so much. He likes when you put you head on his chest so he can stroke through your hair and trace his fingers on your shoulders. Victor likes being able to just hold you.

D-Dates: Home cooked meals are more his forte. He just thinks there's more meaning to the date if you both take time to cook the food and then eat. It's a great conversation starter and it's fun to play with food.

E- Entertainment: He likes walking around to the shops with you. If you wanted to go clothes shopping he's not the typical drag guy that groans at the idea. He would help you pick outfits and you would help him. It would be more a fashion show really.

F- Family: He likes the idea of family. He wants a few kids of his own and has thought of names for them in the past. It would really just be up to you if you wanted to have children.

G- Grumpy: This fight just came out of the blue. You both were tired and just irritated. It started with passive aggressive actions but then went to some argument of something stupid. He left the house a bit to cool off but eventually came back the next morning.

H- Holiday: He doesn't like to travel too far. He'd more like to just got different towns an loo at museums and stuff. He might just go to the different shops in other towns but that's really it.

I- Introduction: He wouldn't dare let you meet his family which would be Logan. He would like to meet your family since he's more a family man. His humor is a bit different and may rub people the wrong way.

J- Jealous: You both equally get jealous of things. You both care about each other a lot so whenever others try to flirt you both make it apparent to your other half.

K- Kisses: Slow kisses please! He likes to take his time and trail his kisses down your neck. He's more sensual with his kisses because literally time stops when he's with you. He'll take longer if there's nothing planned for the day.

L- Love: You said it first. It was just such a nice day around the town and you were trying on clothes and didn't feel confident. He stopped that instantly by telling you how good you looked and how each part of you was perfect. Then he just kisses you so the words just came right out.

M- Make up: You would both try to work things out. He'd try to kiss it better but it would just be you two not talking for a little bit then someone would get lonely.

N- Night in: He likes to listen to music. You both do. You'd spend the night looking at tracks of favorite songs of the past and the current hits you love. It would be like a giant game of musical show and tell.

O- Obsessed: Both equally. You both get jealous easily but with Victor he would be outward with his actions by pulling you away. You would do some passive aggressive things to signal that your weren't comfortable.

P- Perfect: Your passion. He likes listening to you talk about things you love especially music. If you were to break down music to him it would turn into some philosophical conversation about the lyrics. He likes hearing how you process the world.

Q- Quirks: You could swear this man has slight OCD. All because whenever he cooks he'll put something one place for a minute then move it. Rinse and repeat. He fidgets a lot too. You think it's a bit annoying when he does stuff like that but there's a method to his madness.

R- Restlessness: He gets stressed about his past. He misses his family and there's just a lot of bitterness towards everyone. He just wishes things were better.

S- Song: Him: Shape Of You- Ed Sheeran

You: Sweet But Psycho- Ava Max

T- Trickster: He is. He more playful not so much prankster. He'll throw food at you while cooking or come behind you and scare you. They would be all harmless things to make you jump you know. Just keeps you on your toes.

U- Underestimated: You did. You didn't fully know his mutation. At first he you showed him it was a bit scary and you almost just left. It took awhile for you to get used to your animalistic boyfriend. It altered his trust since you were scared but it works out.

V- Vicious: He hates inconveniences like something not shutting all the way or no milk for cereal. It's something you cant always control and he realizes that but sometimes it's just too much for him.

W- Weakness: He likes watching you him your favorite songs. Whether your out and about doing stuff he just likes hearing how happy you sound doing so. It makes you look so peaceful and beautiful to him.

X- Random Insert: Actually really like spicy food. It's a bit sadistic but if it does burn that bad it's not spicy enough.

Y- Yearning: He does more so than you. He likes to cuddle you all the time. Just likes to be joined at the hip with you and just be in your presence.

Z- You Choose: He actually hates having fights with you. He does everything he can to avoid upsetting you. Victor hates to see you cry.

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