#quinttyz rambles

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Awooga,,i keep thinking of elliott stardew valley,,

What is he like when he’s drunk??? My personal headcanon is that his mouth becomes REALLY LOOSE

Instead of his usual flowery cadence he goes hog wild,, he is EXTREMELY FLIRTY!!!!! (And REALLY GOOD AT IT) drunken rizz for the entire night like do u get me..when he gets hangover the next day and learns what he did the night before he always dies of embarrassment. It’s why he always drinks in moderation ksksksmsmsks

I can imagine him and bernie sharing a bottle of wine made from her farm. She invited him to try the first bottle in honor of this new venture into this business lmao

Blud got drunk and told Bernadetta about some of his thoughts that have been plaguing him for a while now…ABOUT HERRRRRRR AGAHAHUWKWHA because one time he treated her to an ice cream while they were on a date by the beach :’3 “a sweet treat for the sweetest person i know!”

Little did she know he was getting distracted by her licking the ice cream lol,,even he wasnt expecting this.. so the entire date he felt flustered (this man has never been in a relationship in a long time ok he is PINING)

And bernie being bernie she was just like

“Huh?”

But Elliott refused to elaborate further

So when he got reallyyyy drunk at Bernie’s place he whispered in her ear and told her what he really thought of her during that one summer day and the things he wanted to do

And then immediately passes out 👍

LONG STORY SHORT ELLIOTT WAKES UP TO A HANGOVER AND A VERY FLUSTERED BERNADETTA TENDING TO HIM IN BED LANAIAJSLEYOSBSKS and his first thought immediately is “shit what did i say this time”

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bro literally my watcher to Durance the entire game 

lgbtq people are like "look at my babygirl!!!" and the babygirl is a middle-aged man who has gone through the horrors of life

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I FORGOT I PUT MY PAINTING OF ANGERY GABRIEL INSIDE MY NOTEBOOK LMAO

he is peeking 👁️👁️👁️

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OH MY GOD ITS HERE ITS FINALLY HERE TO ULTRAKILL ME ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🫵

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fun times in the defiant 👍

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Pls guys let him in on the jokes

meanwhile me:

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life update: why…

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its fuckenfg finals

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tbh another acid trip for all of them 

I know. Hawke getting left in the Fade and the Kirkwall Krew going to save them is usually full of angst but can you imagine how fucking funny it would be if the squad learned their dumbass friend was trapped in the Fade and instead of angst they all dropped their diamondback hands made some bets and left to go get Hawke like this

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I fucking cant 😭 I WANTED MY OWN TENT TOO BC I WAS JEALOUS OF MY COMPANIONS BRUH WHY DO I GET THIS FUCK ASS DWELLING SPACE

decided to put fane’s portrait and i?? Childe just looks like a deranged stalker

Apparently there’s another tent spot next to Gale’s?? Im moving there LMAO…..

I’ll update if i ever get this tent situation sorted out KSKSKS i just want my own useless space hahahah!!

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i may have slightly annoyed them,,

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I FEEL SO FERAL OVER GABRIEL AND V1’S DYNAMIC

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oh u know whats up

like and or rebob if you like and post about rumarin from the mod interesting npcs for skyrim

i need people 👀

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dawg i am fucking screaming with astarion x childe (my tav 😭)

THOUGHTS THOUGHTS THOUGHTS:

> I wholeheartedly believe that Astarion was the one who fell in love first LMAO….at first both were just attracted to each other physically. Childe wanted to blow off some steam and actually enjoy life for ONCE so when Astarion offered sex she was like, “Eh, why not”

> when the morning came, they separated from each other. Childe came out of that situation satisfied but Astarion on the other hand,,,uhm THINGS SURE ARE BREWING UP IN HIS BRAIN (he’s not completely aware of it what a dummy)

> Childe just takes his flirtations at face value and plays along with it, even coming up with better teasing sometimes. Whenever she teases him back, he pauses for a bit dumbfounded before regaining composure

> Bruhh the entire rest of the camp advises Childe against Astarion. “I wouldn’t trust him. He’d say all the sweetest things you’d want to hear but it would mean nothing to him,” Shadowheart would say. Childe would laugh and reply, “Who said I believed in those words in the first place?”

> Overhearing that, Astarion would feel a bit…hurt. I mean sure it was true during the earlier stages of their..relationship (?) but he truly meant some of it!

> I KEEP REPLAYING THAT ONE SCENE IN MY MIND!! The one where u have sex with him for the second time!

“How about if I say the three words everybody wants to hear?” Astarion says, looking at Childe.

Softened eyes and his voice merely above a whisper, he tells her, “I love you.”

Childe pauses, eyes slightly widening. She immediately regains her composure and replies, “Then you would be lying.”

There was a part of him that wanted to tell her that she was wrong. That he truly did mean it. But, this still doesn’t feel the right time…and so he played along.

“It is a beautiful lie nonetheless.”

> Just..constant pining for her ! ! He tried to tell himself that this attraction was just physical and nothing more. But why is it that he keeps coming back to her tent not for sex but just to see her and be near to her? At first she was surprised, but allowed him to stay and sleep there whenever he wants.

> omgg i thought of a scene: Childe and Astarion sitting together in her tent. She’s reading sheet music and softly humming. Her hand is so dangerously close to Astarion’s own. He was reading a book but she was so distracting. She was overwhelming. His pinky inches towards hers. Still he hesitates.

> Overwhelming is the right word lmao. Love blooms in his chest whenever he sees Childe and it was the kind of feeling that was eating him inside out. He hated it, hated how needy it was. How needy he was.

> Meanwhile, the object of his affections seems so unaffected

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house update!! :DD

1. Designed a hallway

2. A lil indoor garden,,??

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> not enough content for julien from dragon’s dogma

I am burdened with profound sadness