#qui gon bash_jinn
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muyru-iru · 3 months ago
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Obi wan Kenobi: this was Anakin's old notebook, as passed down on generations you can get it. Open it. Luke: oh, okay. Thanks Ben. Luke opens it and reads it aloud: Qui gone is a gandalf lookin' man that came with a saber to us and told me...you'Re a chosen one, Anakin. But as all these masters, Qui gon is gone with the wind and the lightsaber buried in the ass? WHo is that? Obi wan Kenobi spit out his drink and starts convulsing: Luke: and then Space Jesus came in and halved the red man, so i heard. Obi wan Kenobi coughing: space jesus??? Luke looking at a picture of young Obi: i mean...yeah right. He's not wrong. Obi wan Kenobi: LUke?!?!
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