#questionsforjamie

[fondueforme]

closed starter for @questionsforjamie

That was awesome and a disaster at the same time. The Cheerios are all on edge now and not only that, they still have the dance to get through. I know who I'm vot-

“Brittany, you're doing it again.”

Brittany stopped walking and turned around, Jordan nearly running into them. “Thanks, Celeste. I'm just going to visit my sister though so you can go. We can get more footage at the dance.” They waved the other off and waited until they were once again on their own in the school hallway before continuing to walk. They made sure their lips were shut for real this time before picking their inner voice over back up.

Ahem. Where was I? Right, the Homecoming dance.

They sighed, having dreaded it, which was so not okay because it was a dance. There were very few things Brittany loved more than dancing. But here they were, dateless with both their friends being nominated for Queen. That wasn't the part that bothered them though, (not even being without a date did because really, if you thought about it, everyone else's dates would end up as their date so who cared) but if they focused on what did bother them, they were going to get a headache and be sad. No one wanted to dance with a sad person.

Maybe Kitty falling had been a bad omen. Maybe Brittany should just go home and check on Lord Tubbington, they could both get a head start on editing tonight's video… They were stuck in a full on spiral as they entered the designated janitor's closet and bee-lined for a beanbag chair. They only paused in their freak out to swear that next year they would help their sister plan something like this better so it wasn't in a closet. While it was actually kinda cozy thanks to the decorations, it seemed like a step back.

"Jamie," they sighed, falling back into the chair, "I think the football team winning triggered the apocalypse."

[askbrett]

Yes! Absolutely. They're hilarious and I love them. Have you also seen Zombie Tidal Wave? We should just plan a movie night and play them all. You're probably right. I feel like we should be more worried about dolphins than sharks.

I think we need to really normalize the creation of these horrible movies! They bring so much joy! And as it should be! That part is hilarious! I think Jaws has totally given a bad name to sharks everywhere, it makes me so mad. Like, Spielberg has a lot of answering to do.

[goldenkwilde]

If you could have your dream Glee Club, which 12 members would you pick?

Of course, the head bitches of the Tones, minus Satan, because this choir will not have bad vibes. Then from the Nude Erections, I'd have to go with Quinn because duh, Ryder because the choir can't be too cool, and I hate to say it, but Berry. As long as she keeps her mouth firmly shut when not singing during rehearsals. Nobody from Vocal Adrenaline because they're terrifying. And then from the Warblers, Smythe and Nick can hold their own, and of course Hunter, partly because of talent, and partly because of boyfriend nepotism.

@asksugxrmotta @askdottie @askthingone @asksnixxtana @brittxxbpierce @questionsforjamie @askfabray @lynnryder @askingrachelberry @asksmythe @askwarblernick @askhunterclarington

[askthingone]

WHO. madison mccarthy and jamie lynn pierce @questionsforjamie WHERE. sebastian smythe's 21st birthday.

"Okay," Madison begun, leaning back into the comfortable chair next to the one Jamie Lynn was seated in. "I know the invitation said black tie, but I swear some of these outfits are cocktail parties at best." Maybe Sunday Church best. Like, she was pretty sure she saw a Warbler walking around without a tie. What is this? Did no one respect a theme?

"You look great though, big fan. Actually," Madison's gaze scanned the crowd as a triumphant smile spread across her face. "I'd say the girls from the Troubletones are the best dressed here. Which is expected since we're the hottest glee club, duh." Pulling at the straps of her dress just to get a moment of relief, because this dress was tight in certain areas, Madison turned to look at Jamie Lynn. "Are you having fun? Have you tried gambling at all?"

[askingrachelberry]

Are you familiar with the source material for this theme? Because I just told someone that I'm dressed as the character "Jessica Stanley" and they gave me the oddest look. I'm starting to wonder if she was the villain.

@questionsforjamie

[askhunterclarington]

questionsforjamie: ...Well, yes! 🤷🏼‍♀️

Some would say predictability as a trait is also inherently "boring". But I could be wrong.

[fondueforme]

Give us your honest opinion about Jamie Lynn.

Jamie-Lynn is the best person I know. I couldn't have asked for a better sister. She's smart, funny, and possibly related to the Clooneys. Plus, we both share a burden of living in the shadows of the Spears sisters, but I know that we're both talented and great enough to become more famous than them with time. @questionsforjamie

[asksam]

Really? I didn't know that. Do you think there's more of them here and you only caught one? Well, I'm glad they found you, how long were you out there for?

No clue! Alabama Bass are invasive species though, they're little troublemakers so it's pretty likely she just got too excited and swam too far! I know the feeling. One time I was walking home from school and got so lost in thought that I think I crossed a state border. They had helicopters looking for me and everything. It happens.

[fondueforme]

Give people you know code names from these select ones: Eagle 1, Been there done that, Currently doing that, It happened once in a dream, If I had to pick a dude/chick and Eagle 2.

Eagle 1: @asksantanalopez

Been there done that: @asknoahpuck

Currently doing that: @asksam

It happened once in a dream: @jpuck

If I had to pick a dude/chick: @askbree

Eagle 2: @askfabray

And because I don't want to leave anyone out 'cause that seems like bullying, here's some more:

Pussycat: @askhunterclarington

Quinn: @goldenkwilde

Tango: @askjessestjames

Foxtrot: @askmikechang

We kissed once: @kurthq

Jellyfish: @questionsforjamie

Warbler 1: @askbwarbler

Warbler 2: @asksmythe

Not even while blacked out: @askfinn5

Not even in a nightmare: @askingrachelberry

That one guy: @lynnryder

That one girl: @askwallflowermarley

Boy Cheerio: @asknickduvalx

Cosmic Brownie: @askbrett

Princess Morbucks: @asksugxrmotta

If you don't stop recording me I'm going to call the police: @thejbi

The Hotter Gossip Girl: @mckinleyrumors

[askhunterclarington]

FMK: Finn, Jamie-Lynn, Britt

F: @fondueforme. M: @questionsforjamie. No objectifying, just two people happily co-existing. K: @askfinn5.

[askhunterclarington]

Who would describe you in the most negative light and how would they describe you?

Wouldn't this be a question better suited for those that dislike me? I guess the list could be pretty long.

Probably @askfinn5. Or @questionsforjamie. I'm not sure Finn knows enough words to articulate anything worth attempting to regurgitate, but Ariel's favorite term seems to be "Boring." So probably that.

[askbrett]

They're so terrible, I love them. I'm kind of afraid of the beach now, but that's mostly because of the movie The Sand. I always used to put them on when I needed something to watch while I smoked. They're still good to watch even when I'm not high though. That's Sam's favorite! Mostly because of the whole space scene. Who knew that laser would catapult sharks to space? Exactly! Does that mean you're not a fan of Jaws and like, Deep Blue Sea?

What do I think about two ocean themed bad horror movies? I love them, Brett. Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No is one of my fave movies! While I think the demonisation of sharks in movies is bad, those movies do the opposite. It makes them look totally badass.

[askbrett]

I am always down for bad movies, especially if they're horror ones. We can definitely have a movie night, but quick question, Jamie. What do you think of the Sharknado franchise? What about the movie Sharktopus?

I went down a silly, goofy horror movie rabbit-hole the other night to reset myself after Homecoming and have fallen in love with the Blair Witch sequel, Book of Shadows. Oh, golly, it's a bad movie and I'm obsessed. I can feel the hyperfixation setting in and I am unable to stop it! So, basically, if anyone is up for a movie night where we watch Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 - let me know! I'll bring popcorn!

[asksam]

They really are, I don't know if Lord T got it from them or if they got it from Lord T. I've seen that! Definitely a lil' spooky, but with Halloween coming up it might be time for a rewatch.

Britt is way too good at being scary sometimes, so I can only imagine. I do, however, recommend the legendary 'Scooby Doo Project'. The official Blair Witch Project x Scooby Doo crossover. Even that's a lil' spooky for me.

[asksam]

I thought this would be the answer, but I had to ask. Brett and Britt both still stare at a wall when I come into a room sometimes to try and scare me when I least expect it. And you know what? Still super scary.

Um, gonna have say 'no' to that one, Sam. The first one is actually scary. I'm not messing around with that witchy stuff.

[jpuck]

Has that feeling happened before? Because you're definitely giving Aquaman a run for his money if that's the case.

I have had this totally un-rad feeling in my gut for a good week now. So convinced something bad was about to happen or something just wasn't right, ya'know? A whole gut-instinct type of thing. So, I called my mom up last night to make sure she wasn't about to get totally Final Destination-ed or something while chillaxing by the river to calm myself down and BAM! Alabama Bass! I don't know how she got all the way to Ohio, but I was able to contact the relevant department of local government to get her home safe. What a crazy road-trip she's had! Basically, what I'm saying is I knew that Bass was lost! My connection to marine life knows no bounds!