#queerplatonic fwhipnoth

[hmshermitcraft]

Pearl was gonna snap if she had to hear Xornoth go on another one of his rants. If she had to bear more things like, "Fwhip is so admirable!" or "Fwhip is so pretty!", she might actually kill her partner. Ok, that's a bit of an exaggeration, but she was close!

She groaned, throwing her head back into the couch's cushions and interrupting Xornoth's latest pining session. "Xornoth, just ask him out already! I told you that I don't mind you seeing other people, just as long as you tell me first!"

Xornoth paused in his pacing, letting out a slight huff. "I don't like him like that-"

Pearl rolled her eyes. "Yeah, not romantically, you dumbass, but from all those comments youre making, you definitely like him queerplatonically and s-"

"Ok, fine!" Her partner pressed his palms to his ever-reddening face. "I'll- I'll do something about how I feel- is that enough for you?"

-🥀

Yes. Yes it absolutely is. Please.

Which was probably the wrong thing to respond without asking what Xornoth planned to do. Because she would have suggested maybe not blowing a crater outside the Grimlands walls? That is not how you deal with-

Oh. Oh, fWhip is into that. Of course he is.