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I heard a theory that macaque disguised himself as wukong and this wukong was the one who met xianglu, I don't really believe in this theory but... imagining this happening is funny to me.

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Macaque spent the whole season Big-Damn-Hero-ing and was NOT happy about it xD

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WOW the bitches are ✨communicating!!1!1!✨

Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV / FIRST /

Next part is coming on November 26th, 1PM ET

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I'm convinced Mythbusters needs a reboot. Misinformation or mythinformation if you will, is at an all time high. We NEED the show that promotes critical thinking to come back. It doesn't need the same cast, in fact I think it would be better with some fresh faces. Imagine all the good it would do if you could just show your crazy uncle the Mythbusters reboot episode that debunks his anti-vaxx conspiracy in an easily digestible and entertaining format.

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Can you imagine being so obsessed with some guy that you're ready to sacrifice yourself for him, but then he dies first so you lose your will to live and keep going just to sacrifice yourself for somebody, but in a process whisper a name of that guy so you'd sacrifice yourself in his name

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PHILZA MINECRAFT FIGHTING IN THE FOOLIGETTA TRENCHES WITH US WAS NOT ON MY SQUIDCRAFT BINGO CARD

Full transcript and video description under the cut (broken into smaller paragraphs rather than one big text block)

[Philza’s facecam is fullscreen as he talks to his chat.]

Philza: Who would immediately start flirting with Foolish? [he pauses, then chuckles] Vegetta. Is it possible— [laughs] Now hear— hear me out, okay? Call me stupid, call me whatever… Is it possible that Vegetta is a worker helping with the tournament? And he just saw Foolish, and he just… couldn’t help himself..? [he laughs again] That would be insane.

Philza: Oh my god, imagine— Imagine he takes off his fucking helmet and it’s literally Vegetta, and Foolish is there, and they just start making out.

Philza: [He leans back in his chair, laughing hard.] Like, everyone’s in the room with all the beds, and Foolish is by the door like— [He mimes banging or knocking on a door.] And he comes out and they just make out in a corner, like that’s just a whole segment of the tournament. Twitch Rivals just have to turn a blind eye, like “Oop, we can’t look at that—” [Philza mimes pointing at something off camera, then glancing back over his shoulder.] “Something’s happening over here, guys… Are they still— Something’s still happening over here, guys. We’re gonna be right back, after this ad break.”

Philza: [He cuts himself off with another laugh.] Ohh my god, that’d be amazing. This is so fun, man, this is so fuckin’ fun.

[End transcript and video description.]

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Gotta post my Deathfamily designs real quick ☝😌

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deja vu?

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during cold shock the victim becomes confused and drowsy and has trouble thinking straight

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The thing with shadowpeach that makes me sad sometimes is that it can feel one sided …

I’m pretty sure it isn’t, but we don’t have a confirmation

not verbally, no

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Forgiveness (can you imagine?)

People, prepare your alarms, mark your calendars. You will NOT want to miss next update. I promise you. It's time. (but no, they wont kiss yet sorry)

Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV / FIRST / NEXT)

Next part is coming November 16th, 1PM ET

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honestly the true development here is Philza going from "My Missa" to "STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MISSA"

Went from "my platonic husband" to "Send me to hell where my partner is"

Really said "I'll follow you till the end of the earth"

Missa? We already knew he was down bad for Philza. He's just more open and displaying it more because they finally reunited-

Sir- I'm losing my mind. I need more crumbs. how am I gonna survive this- I need them back

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Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up.

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Mr. Phillip: Why are you so alone, Philza?

Phil: I'm talking to the voices [Laughs]

Mr. Phillip: Ah, ok. [Laughs]

Phil: Sorry!

Mr. Phillip: Ok. [In Spanish] I'll leave you alone, daddy. I'll leave you alone. Nice ass, by the way! [He makes a smack sound effect] Nice ass, bro! [He slaps Phil on the ass] 😄

Phil: This- this guy, this fckin' guy, I can't even concentrate– [Laughs] The "Nice ass, bro!" [Slap sound effect] Jesus Christ.

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lullah :D

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i forgot to post these here! have some squidcraft deathduo doodles :3

(the last one is based off of that one scene from how to train your dragon and when missa told phil he was beautiful at the beginning of the event)

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Aceweek is upon us so shoutout to the most aconic ace there is 🐵

served cunt (in non-sexual way)

looked fabulous

pesky bitch with heart of gold

old as balls, looks twenty, mentally he's ADHD riddled 3 yo

peach obssessed

can fuck you up

can fuck anyone up

Marvel is afraid of him

people pray to him (as they should)

is stupid for free

if he leaped out of your screen and yelled "BOO" it would still be lore accurate

went through a paper shredder couple of times, still looks great

never rolled nat 20 on thinking

microwaves metal for fun

embodiment of "surely the conses wont quence"

has "handsome" in his title

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