#queeny is clearly a master writer in general

[lordterronus]

The lack of a T in British offends me far more than anything else.

Daddy

Chapter 1/29482

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Hope this keeps you awake at night, @metagazer56 & @zen-unknown. I have no regrets for making this. By the way Dad Bot is literally named Daddy because why not.

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"I SAW YOU HANGING OUT WITH ZEN YESTERDAY DADDY!"

This mishitgan household was in utter chaos. Slime had seen Daddy's texts to Zen, or should they say "Zenny Wenny", seeing as thats what Daddy put for Zen in their contacys.

"BUT 😮 BABE 😫😭 I WOULD NEVER 👎😤🚫 CHEAT 😯😱😳 ON YOU 🙄😓🤧😢"

Daddy didn't have time to pull out a bullshit excuse though as Slime grabbed their magical Cuck wand and charged at the father of their owo obsessed child named Jeremy, who is irrelevant to the plot btw. "YOU HAVE NO EXCUSES DADDY!1!1!2;2!$!"

Then Daddy glt cucked and died, but suddenly scrub bursted in wearing a police uniform with some other random fuckwads.

"FREEZE, YOURE GOING TO PISSON!2873"

Slims didnt want to go into the slammer tho for killing Daddy Cobbledick. So they pointed their magical girl wand GLOCK at Scrub and said "bich 🤨😯😈 you are gon get in 😳🏃 this car 🚕 or im poppin ⚠😎 between ya eyes 😩😏🤺"

"WAIT I KNOW YOU," Scroob began, "I SAW YOUR DIC ON TWITTER!2!2!"

"OH GODDA-"

[based transition here, cut to bussy courtroom #hell]

Slime was with their bri'ish lawyer, Elizardbeth, Who had been trying to defend their magical cuck friend but also not rlly cuz u deserve it ngl.

Lork the ork, the judge, was determining Slime's lunishment. They had their zhongli body pillow on display somewhere because they were a simp Btw.

They looked down at slkme and sajd "girl you know what, they deserved it imo so you're free to go 😜🤪🤪🤪😘😘😊"

Slime smiled at this rlly rlly hot and talented pefson and said "ty this fic was getting too long <3"

Meanwhile Zen was very angy and upset at flat assed slim slom for gettjnf away with The moida. Daddy was their beloved... They were all she had ever since elmo walked out the door because Zen was diagnosed witb broke back bitch disease................

But we dont have for that. Anyaays the end I made tbis in 2 seconds

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• @scrubthings

• @lordterronus

• @onlyplatonicirl

{ Honorable Mention Aka I Want You To See This Shit }

• @blossomtato