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Remade this post of mine
#and this time i actually spelled his name right 🫣 (tho in my defense it's not like canon always gets it right either lol)#noonien soong#data soong#lore soong#(it is my personal conviction lore is also fully functional. with no ulterior motives whatsoever of course)#star trek the next generation#tng#ah heck it. gonna also tag the misspelling since it's so common#noonian soong#dr soong#star trek#original posts fresh from quark's pussy
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i'll never be able to afford to go to that star trek convention in vegas which means i'll never get to fulfill my dream of fucking someone while they're cosplaying a ferengi
#which i'd have a slim chance of anyway because 1. there'd only be a handful of ferengi cosplayers and 2. they'd need to be dtf#(and preferably down to bottom but i guess they don't HAVE to)#BUT STILL. IT'S THE CLOSEST I'LL GET TO FUCKING QUARK (SAD AND DERANGED THING TO SAY)#oh well. guess i'll settle for random riker cosplayer who's way too into marvel movies but i ignore it because he's good at eating pussy#i just made that person up in my head but i know they exist and i know that's probably what'd end up happening
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ODO from STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE
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"We deserve a little slime girl Odo. As a treat <3" - @quarks-pussy
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#could transition have saved her#odo#star trek#deep space nine#star trek ds9#ds9#transgender#trans hc#quarks-pussy
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I don't know how to tell you this, but people are able to say things that aren't true. This is known as "lying." People often lie to meet perceived societal pressure. This can lead to blatantly false statements like "I love short, fat guys" and "penis size doesn't matter."
i dont know which part of that post offended you, oh wise redditor, but i promise theres lots of people out there who love short fat guys (me i need a short fat guy to ride into the sunset), ugly guys, people with crazy penises, and Yes even Armin Shimerman in the quark costume.
i was gonna say more but its not worth it. the reason youre not getting bitches is because youre annoying, not because women are stuck up hoes.
#i couldnt fix quark but i could at least eat his pussy and make him better#im sorry youre dumb but people can be attracted to short fat guys with weird penises and still not like you#its also the insecurity. the more you whine that no one wants to fuck you because youre short#the more people dont want to fuck you because youre boring#hope that helps thumbs up emoji
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As some of y'all probably noticed already, my main trek blog has been randomly nuked (along with a handful of others, some never used) and tho I've emailed staff multiple times already since then, I doubt I'll get it back before the end of the day, so this is the closest substitute.
Happy first contact day!
Love,
quarks-pussy
#not a poll#original posts fresh from quark's pussy#(i hope y'all forgive me for using that blog's original post tag while it's down lol)#special event
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Was lookin at pics of moogie for inspo on the picrew and saw an image of god
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ohhhhhhh we're missing the scrawny little gay tboy ferengi ep
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I'm not sure if you're into Star Trek at all but if you are can you please rate the url of my trek blog @quarks-pussy imo the best url I actively use rn
If you aren't into Star Trek tho, ignore this message.
(also you've rated my technical main's url already so you don't have to again unless you desperately want to)
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Hooved is right, quarks pussy game is ridiculous. Absolutely smash
"he's everything. to me"
"he's a butt-headed capitalist who moans like an anime girl whenever he's in pain. has received a handjob onscreen multiple times and, on one occasion, landed himself in the hospital after getting pounded by his klingon ex wife. there's an undeniable charisma about him that, combined with his slutty makeup, makes every mlm viewer i know feel some level of attraction towards him. thank you. i love your blog."
#quark#ds9 quark#you don't have to want him but if you don't think his pussy absolutely slays you're wrong
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i don't know the word but I'm in the mood for characters with extrudable dicks, like you get to play with the sheath and you can add extra fun on how they act when erect <3<3<3<3 I need to stop fantasizing and get to doing ahahah
#moss text#to be fair I was only thinking about dick shapes while biking#now that i'm home#and the temperature is suitable for free hands#I can do it >:)#Rumple gets one of course#but also Quark#like Ferengi best retractable cock headcanon imo#but while Quark has probably the juiciest fussy (ferengi pussy lol)#Rumple is dry af on account he will never have sex#the poor decrepit meow meow#atrophized cock (affectionate)
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Y'all holy shit
This might already be common knowledge and only news to me as a recent trekkie but before the day is over in most time zones, well...
I had assumed that all the lizards were puppets and the babies might be (couldn't find anything that would indicate otherwise) but. Salamander Janeway and Paris were played by human beings in costumes.
Susan Rossitto and Cindy Sorensen are the ones who played the Threshold lizards.
Both of them went uncredited and Susan Rossitto also passed away in 2013, but here are pictures of them:
Everyone say "Thank you Susan and Cindy!" 🫡
#to be clear: threshold day is over in my time zone but i know it isn't yet for most of y'all#so i wanted to share this discovery immediately#anyway#star trek#threshold day#voy#original posts fresh from quark's pussy#happy threshold day#edit: FUCK i rushed so much i forgot to tag their names!! lemme rectify#susan rossitto#cindy sorensen
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i am embarrassingly late to this but shhhhhhh
emh enthusiast here!!
how I'm living
#i said id get a framed emh if i made it to med school and i made it so here we gooooooooo#he'd best bestow some god-tier medical knowledge upon me#thank you @quarks-pussy for sending me the high-res image fucking months ago lmaoo finally printed him off
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A donkey with a man's name was found playing poker call that a card ass ian lmaoo wait whats happ
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Guys, that same admirer left me another bouquet of Kilmarian daisies in my quarters <3
#personal #dax rambles #wishing for her
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Gentle reminder that your pagh femininity can be damaged by engaging in unclean behaviors, such as violence, contact sports, rectal copulation, and real person shipping. Please stay vigilant and protect your pagh in the name of the Prophets!
#kai speaks #religion #the prophets #pagh #pagh hacks
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So, was anyone going to inform me that someone installed this ancient program onto the station's computer, or did everyone assume that I would eventually learn from Jake?
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Jake, I'm starting to worry about your obsession with "ancient" humor....
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It seems as though I have returned, but as an entity inside the station computer.
#there are a lot of us in here
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Vent. Don't reblog.
#How long has my ex wife been sleeping with my guls?! #I just caught her doing it with the new recruit #and she tried to tell me this shit about how since I do it all the #time then she can do it too? #and I tried to explain but she just said that we aren't #married anymore so I can't tell her what to do #the state of the cardassian family is in fucking pieces #cardassia is doomed in the hands of women like these #ugh I need to call *** ***** to feel better #vent
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To the last anon: no, the Grand Nagus will not give personal advice to anyone who makes under four million slips of latinum per fiscal year. This was outlined in the Nagus' own rulebook in volume 3, section 387, paragraph 910. You would know this if you had done your own research. Stop asking for more clarification or you will be audited.
#finance #commerce #cw audit #mod b
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Repair station pussy really hit different
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All of these beautiful bajoran women ready to serve the state make me fit to burst 😍😍😍
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QUARK PUSSY
If you are in the United States, please go vote! No matter what, please go vote! I'm begging you!
QUARK PUSSY
#quark#ds9#please vote#do you want another 4 years of Trump? if not then get your ass to the polls#and don't vote third party they're not going to fucking win and just make it easier for Trump to win#look I'm not big into political parties at all but now's not the time to be an intellectual about it#get your ass in the booth and vote democrat#thank you this has been an unscheduled announcement from a tired disabled trans man who wants to keep his human rights!
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human vat souls help?
[posted 1 cycle ago by 🦠GLEEBAZOID to Ω/homecloning]
some of the humans in my cloning vat are showing signs of becoming ensouled. im new to this. are they still safe to eat? can i fix this? what do?
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Beep boop! It looks like you didn't include your star system in the header. If that is the case, please edit the post or comment below. Please read our FAQ or reach out to a moderator if you have any questions! Happy cloning!
👽 xX_greydar_Xx:
I've been cloning for years never had a single human acquire a soul. You need to invest in a good subquasonic molecutizer array. Some lifeforms say its not essential but drop a few extra kredits (with a k) on a decent quark pump as well (I use this), your antikythera drive will thank you.
👁️A_Hivemind_Of_Radon_And_Klaxons(🍰SLIME DAY!):
a little ensouling is fine as long as youre making sure not to expose them to the beauty of the human condition. really you don't have to purge until they learn to love.
🦾NEBUTROID:
Mods, can we intergalactic-ban this guy? He's been encouraging bad husbandry on like every post on this sub.
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happy slime day!
🛸GrumlonAbducter:
Just so you know op, it's really hard to tell you anything if you don't include your params in the post. What are your anal probe, gravitational flux, and antimolecular scan results? You are testing every Earth-day, right?
🧝♀️CYBER_ELF:
sure looks like a soul. the good beings over at Ω/ContamFam should be able to help you determine if the ensouled humans are pure of heart or not
🦖NotLikeIcke:
The sad state of cloning this eon... When I was on the Prison Planet Where You Have To Fight To Survive we were cloning humans in the toilet with embryos spliced from bootleg primordial ooze and snark eggs from commissary.
⚛️TROGLODiTE:
OP where did you abduct your prime specimen from? I get all mine from HERE and I've never had these issues.
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Threshold Tanktop Janeway
Drew a silly Threshold sketch because of this post https://www.tumblr.com/quarks-pussy/756880714964893696/hello?source=share Then decided to give it a quick render
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