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IGMPI Offers post graduate diploma course, course in Quality Assurance and Quality Control. Programme Duration is 12 months.
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i played the remastered alan wake a while back and am replaying the original on steam, and, honestly, they’re so similar, I couldn’t tell which is which if you held up comparisons. ive come across reviews about the game looking outdated and bad (mostly compared to other releases in that time), but the original looks great and I like the hazy dark lighting for both this and awan
#might delete#I can’t wait to run into all the product placements#like yeah I know it’s not. top graphics of that year. but I’ve stopped and looked at the environment So many times. it’s pretty!#this is because im biased but I *loved* AWANs choice of scenery. although I wish it was as detailed and expansive as the original games#all of remedy’s games do pretty great in terms of the environment. ignore controls terrible map and the Oldest House is an incredible space#to navigate just by following signs and all the little details. the atmosphere!#don’t even need to explain how aw2 is good with that#but even Max Payne 1 has this beautiful eerie quality where everything is this fever dream of grungy or old environments#even before the literal nightmare sequence it felt like navigating a dream of this Not New York City. like of course it’s likely born from#the limitations the developers had when making it. but the emptiness and placement of npcs added to the experience#QB so far is my least favorite in its style and environment but it’s still had some good moments. the use of flashbacks + time overlapping#onto abandoned and destroyed environments was genius. the college campus itself and the train(?) cargo(?) area was neat to go through#there’s some really good stuff there! *im also. not done with QB so im still hoping things get more wild!!#im honestly more forgiving of QB as a whole and find it interesting since it went through a lot of hell in its development#this might seem negative but it’s not! it’s a shockingly beautiful game. graphics exceed expectations#the style and some locations is where it’s more boring for me. but still good. im so tempted to buy it on steam to finally finish it#endless apologies if u opened this and ur entire page opened up an essays worth of tags
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grrr.... my boss came in and asked to talk to me for a moment and basically she was asking how I distinguish between production stock/my stock bc the stock/supply staff had insinuated to her that I'd been stealing their stock which I HAVEN'T!!!! I would never + my boss knows that but she still had to ask.... so annoying
#and i have PROOF i dont steal their shit bc i keep a meticulous spreadsheet of every sample in the food lab (my) stock#and i organise everything by location + have a separate section for stuff in the cold room that belongs to production#bc part of my job is managing emails from sales/marketing asking abt the production stock for test/developmental products#so i have to monitor it. but i dont ever ise those samples i fill out and email the request form to supply if i need one for smth!!!#*use#which supply would fucking know if they were competent at their jobs and fulfilled my requests without me chasing them up 16 times#half the time i have to go to quality control and request THEIR retained samples instead bc i dont get stuff in time#but qc stock is completely isolated from production bc its for assay use only and i always return the samples to them when im done anyway#the only reason theyre accusing me is bc they found a sample in one of my fridges that was logged on their stock system#but I DIDNT PUT IT THERE. THEY DID. i sent the fucking request form and they fulfilled it but didnt log it out of their own stock system#but i have their stupid form attached to a timestamped email i sent them so proof it was a legit request they fulfilled 👍#whatever......#im mainly just annoyed bc for some reason i thought it was almost 4pm and i could go home soon. but its only 2:30 sigh#at least my boss was impressed at my stock spreadsheet lmao she was like wow i didnt realise you were this organised#girl how do u think i respond so fast when u ask if we have xyz sample. of course im not going thru 400+ individual samples in multiple-#locations and boxes/fridges every single time just to find ONE thing. all i have to do is check my spreadsheet.....#i record batch numbers n manufacture/expiry dates of everything too they can go thru it if they doubt smth is mine lmao#i hate being blamed for shit i didnt do especially accusations of dishonesty. im not that shit at my job >:^/#.diaries
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I've done it folks, I have listened to all of Mike*
(*so far, according to that giant playlist)
#im not the first to say it#and i haven't fully resolved my thoughts on it#but i still have like....this bittersweet feeling towards post 20.....13? Mike#that i still haven't fully made peace with yet#there IS something that changes in the quality of his voice and his approach to music/songwriting around that time....maybe a little before#BUT this playlist has really made me appreciate all the different directions he went starting around 1995#and of course especially after 1998#and actually i gained a real appreciation of like the 2006-2011 period#the soundtrack and zorn zorn years#and well.... everything else#like i thank this universe that mike was able to put so much out there while he really had full control over his voice#and ideas just packed into his head#i want....i really want to see where mike goes from this present moment on#hold on to yourself Mike.... we're so happy and excited for you#loving disc horse on this topic welcome#mike patton#the big listen
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my brain wrote a whole beyond evil fic for my dreams today and now i'm so sad that i'll never get another chapter. it was so good
i wrote down what i remembered after i woke up, but it's not the same now that i know i can have good fics without opening my browser and adding a bunch of filters on ao3. whyyy
#same feeling of seeing that 'last updated: 2016'#but worse because i can't go check the author's other works BECAUSE MY BRAIN IS THE AUTHOR#signing up for creative writing courses rn i will not let it end here#like it had betrayal it had investigation it had realizing hkh was controlling hjw with holding something (SOMEONE??) over his head#it had hjw going missing from a van after getting arrested and the ones in the van had needle marks and found unconscious#HKW HAD HJW IN A BASEMENT the plot twists as the manyang gang realized everything and got their worldview upside down#the attention to detail i may have been watching too many police thriller dramas but it was glorious#hjw who came to manyang with his pathetic standoff-ish self and growing on them only for him to betray them only for him to get betrayed#it may sound like it's not that great but my brain has amazing cinematography idk where it got such a high quality graphics card#here's my rant for today ty#beyond evil#rant
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One very specific modern example of this is steelmaking technology and how it evolved with the exploration of iron. Nowadays, we have a capacity to take off a much higher percentage of impurities from iron ore, and to consume less coal to do it. That's great, right?
But it wouldn't have been worth it a hundred years ago because ores were richer in iron. Because we mined the easiest and richer iron ores, now we're left with ones that have less iron, and so we HAVE to find ways to be more efficient with it. If we installed all the modern technologies and requirements in 1910, it would first of all be a waste of energy because it already had more iron per ore than we do now, and would require higher quality metallurgical coal they couldn't identify or use to make better coke, and which would only be worth it for production of higher quantities of steel, which weren't used
This would only lead to piles and piles of useless but perhaps tougher steel, that no one had the means to know the quality of because fracture mechanics were only invented in the 40s
A historian or a sociologist will say something like “technology doesn’t exist on a simply hierarchy like in a video game,” and I think people whose exposure to history is primarily through pop culture will go “huh? that seems like nonsense. I mean, an automatic rifle beats a sword. 21st century America is richer than 3000 BC Mesopotamia. Our medical technology right now, today, is better than anything in the Middle Ages. Of course you can ‘rank’ technology!”
But the real answer is still no; because no technology exists apart from its context, and the question you are forgetting is–better how? Better in what situations?
The Ancient Greeks knew the principles necessary to build steam engines, and probably would perfectly understand the principle of operation of a steam locomotive; but they didn’t build trains, because they didn’t have the metals to build trains with, and they didn’t have the metals to build trains with because the economy of the ancient eastern Mediterranean didn’t support the manufacture of steel; and it didn’t support the manufacture of steel because bronze and the iron they had solved all the problems they needed metals for, a king of ancient Greece devoting his city-state’s spare productive capacity to mining iron ore and turning it into steel would have been wiped out by neighboring states who didn’t waste time and energy doing that, and spent their time making a bunch of bronze swords and beating the crap out of that king and his soldiers. Even if the Greeks could have built trains, what would they use them for? Railroads are a solution to transportation when you have industrial quantities of goods moving around to support a highly integrated economy, a rich source of high-carbon fuel easily available, and (for instance) warfare based on massive formations recruited from a mobilized, industrialized population.
None of which ancient Greece had. If you Connecticut-Yankee’d your way into 5th century BC Greece, you would find that trying to bootstrap an industrial economy from the ground up would require first speedrunning 2300 years of intervening demographic and economic developments, as well as technological ones, and even then a modern Greece surrounded by a Bronze Age world would be a very different animal, along all those dimensions, than a modern Greece surrounded by a modern world.
If you wanted to go Alexander with modern combined arms tactics and maneuver warfare, you could–but modern combined arms tactics and maneuver warfare is a solution to modern arms, and you might find it was significantly cheaper to arm your hoplites with slightly upgraded versions of the old spear-and-shield, and invest all the materials and energy you would have spent on tanks in building up the wealth of your state–because remember, everything you spend on building a better tank you’re not spending on anything else. This is why German technical skill was a miserable failure in WW2–their overengineered bullshit was expensive, and for each fancy German tank they pumped out (from a much worse position resource-wise than the Allies), the Allies made many less fancy, good enough tanks, and the Nazis got overrun. To recall the earlier metaphor: your automatic rifle is only any good if the other guy is way over there. If he sneaks up on you with his sword, you might wish you had a sword instead, though that won’t help you if you’ve only ever practiced using a rifle, because it’s “better.”
Even the process of innovation is not like most people imagine it, I would argue. The bulk of innovation comes from incremential trial-and-error improvements in processes that accumulate over decades, if not centuries or millennia. Incremential improvement is hard; unless you have a wild overabundance of resources, too much experimentation is just going to waste scarce materials; the thing that drives major innovations is having a problem that needs solving, and (again, until a resource becomes superabundant) a reliable method that produces consistent results is better than wasting time and effort testing a new way of producing something that may or may not work.
If you want an antibiotic or to send a message across the world, or figure out what the Moon is made of, yes, modern technology is better for all those things; and there are periods of cultural and societal change that open up the space for innovations: the steam locomotive was impossible in 5th century BC Greece, and inevitable in 19th century Britain. But it only became inevitable because of economic changes that only became inevitable because of demographic changes that started much earlier; those in turn were dependent on factors beyond the control of any single person or state.
Technologies can be dependent on each other, or on other factors, in the way living organisms are dependent on each other or on environmental factors in a food web; but a shark isn’t “better” than a jellyfish because it has a more complicated anatomy. It’s solving the problem of how to be a shark, while the jellyfish is solving the problem of how to be a jellyfish. Even our industrial, “scientific” technologies can struggle in environments they’re not suited for, which more “primitive” technologies do perfectly well in–because even our best technology (and our best scientists) are constrained by the environments and assumptions they are developed in.
#this is. very broad and has some generalisations to simplify and not be overly technical#of course modern steels would be great for the time and would possibly avoid some problems and accidents#but i don't think they'd be able to use them because characterisation equipment and methodology wasn't all there yet#it would be a waste of energy because they already had more iron at the time#and they didn't need that much steel#they wouldn't be able to tell which coal was better for making coke with as much accuracy not only because of characterisation equipment#but because nobody knew what happened inside a blast furnace because the first bf dissection was like in the 50s#because their instruments weren't strong enough to get in there because the steel wasn't good enough!!#so yeah it has to go inch by inch or else we wouldn't even be able to measure things much less use them with certainty#process and quality control have to evolve together with production or else it's useless#sorry for the long answer but i think it's fascinating that because we explored so much iron now ores have less iron#so we have to evolve our technologies to deal with that
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Quality Control Course in Hyderabad
Quality Control Course in Hyderabad
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Improving Quality Control in Material Management: Techniques and Tools
production meet the highest standards of quality and compliance. By implementing techniques such as Supplier Quality Assurance (SQA), Statistical Process Control (SPC), and Failure Mode and Effect Analysis (FMEA), organizations can proactively address quality issues and enhance operational efficiency. Modern tools like automated inspection systems, Quality Management Systems (QMS), and data analytics platforms further enable material managers to maintain strict quality standards, reduce wastage, and streamline processes. Pursuing a specialized program, such as a Post Graduate Diploma in Material Management, equips professionals with the advanced skills and knowledge required to excel in this field. With comprehensive training in quality control methods and emerging technologies, these programs prepare individuals to drive significant improvements in material quality and foster sustainable organizational success.
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Reaching Greatness: The Path Through Certification in Quality Control
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I really hated teaching 9th grade biology. (But a paying job is better than unemployment.) All the lies the curriculum wanted me to tell drove me crazy. I think my students got a little tired of my constant intro: "It's not like this in real life, but it's an easy model."
I think the lies arewhy people think biology is easy and physics is hard. Real biology is messy, irregular, ever changing and always full of interesting exceptions.
there’s been a really bizarre trend in the past couple years of TERFS/radfems getting pissed off about biology posts. posts about the bilateral gyandromorph cardinal (one half male, one half female), posts about older hens beginning to crow and act like roosters, posts about animals being animals. and it’s hilarious because they interpret these posts as some kind of agenda. no! these are animals not choosing any gender identity or sexuality but being born into bodies they have no control over. weird how that happens in nature huh
#i like my current job#i only need to tell the social lies we use for buffering communication#i have to be absolutely truthful regarding science as my job is quality control#i also liked teaching BA levels#I enjoyed starting the genetics course with: Most of what you think you know about genetics is wrong
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Why You Should Pursue a Certificate in Quality Management
In today's competitive and fast-paced business environment, quality management plays a crucial role in ensuring organizations meet customer expectations, maintain efficiency, and stay compliant with industry standards. Whether you’re looking to enhance your career, transition into a new field, or deepen your expertise, a Certificate in Quality Management can be a powerful stepping stone to professional growth.
What is Quality Management?
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Mechanical QA QC course in Kerala | 100% Placement
Join our QA QC courses in Kerala and gain the skills to excel in mechanical quality control and assurance. Enhance your Mechanical Skills and ensure top-notch quality.
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IGMPI Offers post graduate diploma course, course in Quality Assurance and Quality Control. Programme Duration is 12 months.
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save me 91 day birth control please please please
#of course i have to wait the rest of the week until i can start taking it but like im dying here#trying to skip a period on month 3 of birth control is stupid it turns out! dont do this it was a bad idea#because now im on day 14 of bleeding (though it was was just spotting for the first 3 of those) and im going to wait until fucking sunday#so that will at least 20 days until my body will know it should be stopping much less fucking do it#but its all going to be great im in so much pain rn but then!! then 91 day cycle <333#seasonal periods save me#it will be 4 a year i will be cured (begging)#anyway this is tmi but you chose to read this so thats on you lol#also if you are someone with wild periods/starting birth control like me please talk to your doctor or at least do some curory googling#before fucking around with taking your pills#turns out you are supposed to wait 6-8 months before even CONSIDERING skipping a period. not less than 4 ahem i make bad choices#but also if you like me and having fucking awful period while on birth control: talk to your doctor!! it is not supposed to be this bad#on birth control they are supposed to be short and light and not particularly painful and not completely ruining your quality of life#if they are your birth control is not working for you!! things you learn i guess#i have certainly learned my lesson ill tell you that#dont be like me 👍
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#me and the germany nt go way back to 2008 when they choked and made me lose out on winning a remote control car in my year 4 class .#for this i fear i will never forgive them 😸👍#of course my summer pub plans rely on it coming home so that must remain a priority for now . the girls hunger for low quality bevs/banter#but where is mr maguires fat head……..the mares are unsettled hmph!#euros 2024
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