#qsmp the horrors

[ghlitchbee]

QForever: (About Richas' fear of Gustavo Lima and ElMariana) You should have told me about this before, Cellbo...

QCell:... Why?

QForever: With my presidential power... I invited Gustavo Lima to the QSMP

QCell: No... You didn't do this to me... I promised Richas when I was giving him a bath I promised him Gustavo Lima would never get him, for fucks sake-

[haloberry]

Story wise? With all the lore, messages, and hints? Protect, Run, Win? Blue team is most likely the cursed team.

For the funnies? For the insanity? For the fact 5 out of 10 players on that team don’t even log on? Red Team being the cursed team would be amazing. Carre being on for the first day and first day only is King behavior and I love that for him.

[cubitodragon-moved]

Wait

Wait wait wait

Did Cucurucho block the door to Phil’s bird cage with bedrock??

That motherfucker

Edit: it may be reinforced deepslate, NOT bedrock. Only barely better tbh.

[arisu-arts]

I'm thinking about Phil being stuck in that bird house, and i saw many people thinking that when other people find him he will be very deppresed and maybe a bit crazy, and i really like that idea i would love to see it BUT i saw something even better

Feral Phil

Hear me out, it prolly won't happend but wouldn't it be so cool if he just become unhinged, feral even. They took away his wings they took away his kids AND NOW they took away his freedom.

I want to see him go bird monster mode that would be so cool, he needs his kids back

[johncarrera]

Realizing now that the author of the numbered books was probably one of the founders of the island project who then got fucked by the federation.

And what if that's the ghost cell entity?

Imagine giving your all to a project despite how much people doubted you...

Finally getting positive outcomes...

But then you make a mistake. You trust people you shouldn't. "The Federation", they call themselves. You believe their empty promises.

You and your team get fucked over. You try to fight them, take what yours back.

But they imprison you and leave you to rot.

You die in that prison. But your spirit stays there. Forever doomed to be stuck in that lone cell.

Bound to the island you made.

Bound to the paradise you tried to create.

You strived for perfection. You tried to play God.

And this is the result

[kadextra]

qsmpblr reminder to tag things regarding Richas lore especially if it’s content on the graphic and creepy side, I know people can get uncomfy with that. just a “tw injury / tw child injury” or “tw creepy” could be good! <3

[catalise-comenta]

Why are The Horrors™ taking the form of cats tho? There's like so many other animals to choose and they went for cats???

[rusty-jester]

GUYS GUYS GUYS. THE FUCKING ELECTIONS DINNER HALL WAS A CLUE. THE ELECTION DINNER WAS RIGGED BY THE CODES TO BE AN ARENA AND IT WAS ALSO WHERE THE EGG COPIES SHOWED UP FIRST.

THE PRESENTS ARE FROM THE CODE, I THINK. MINES, GRAPPLING HOOK, CHAINSAW, CAMOUFLAGE. WHAT DOES IT WANT HIM TO DO?

[v01dw4tch3r]

so. so uh. forever’s statement with the “the eggs ran away because of something worse than the federation and the codes!”.

does anyone see my thought process here??

[ghlitchbee]

Cellbit: *Solves the cipher*

NO ONE LIKED THAT

[haloberry]

I was sick this entire day, but before bed, my daily theory.

Thank Saints that the event is on a Saturday, I would have actually skip school to watch it(/j)— but let’s talk about what we want to happen on the 4th.

Obviously, the eggs coming back is a major one. While not confirmed, it would line up if they did come back since we know that their all stuck somewhere completely different to the main island. And, with the most recent Quackity tweet, we can assume they were stuck in a place called Purgatory.

How they got there, no clue, but we know that Purgatory just by the name alone is no bueno. And apparently, that’s where the islanders are going. They all have a one way ticket to Purgatory, yay.

The thing is, where and what the fuck is it? Is it another island? Is it a dimension? Is it genuinely the afterlife? The tickets themselves were given out by Cucurojo, or black Cucurucho, who was thought to have no connection to the Federation. But, at the same time, the Federation obviously knows about Purgatory given ElQuackity had stolen the ticket from Quackity to go there. Describing it as “a place worse than torture .” (Loose translation I’m tired lmao)

Not to mention the black concrete, which was probably Purgatory leaking through onto the island. But, what does it fucking mean? Here are my 2 working theories.

1) It’s a place where, like it’s name, we get to see the islanders pay for their sins. What sins you may ask? Well, breaking all those rules of course! It could be a mass punishment to the islanders going through many challenges, from harder mods, to harder enigmas, to fucking “survival of the fittest” type bullshit all while protecting the eggs that have been living there for the past 2 months!

2) Like the 1st theory, expect this time instead of island, it’s a different dimension entirely. That’s why ElQuackity was sent there to give feedback to the Federation to explain how they could get rid of it while also keeping an eye of the islanders to make sure they don’t die.

Who knows at this point, but I hope Etoiles gets that fucking Periodite! He’s gunna need it! I’m excited for the horrors that are gunna unfold while I most likely do my laundry while watching the streams lmao.

[alchemicaladarna]

Roughly translates to one of these:

(the problem is idk what some of these words are because it's less obvious with the incorrect spelling and basically keyboard slamming

And the message was written 7 times if I'm not mistaken...

(Coincidence?? I think not!!)

[arisu-arts]

SO HOW ARE WE FELLING AFTER THE FINALLY GUYS??

personally I'm not feeling very sane like holy shit that was so cinematic and also AHHHHHH

But one thing that I'm thinking about is like q!Phil lost all his kids like holy shit. Or at least he has every reason to believe so like

Tallulah and Chayanne two of his kids? Dead gone

Most of team bolas with whom he had a big family like dynamic, especially q!Baghera and q!Cellbit who both started seeing him as a father figure?

Gone

Basically all his family is gone he only has few people left

[ginganthropy]

* hey so im not sure how canon this is, but cucurucho calls jaiden bluebird, right? project bluebird was the precursor to MK Ultra. ERMMMM,,,,,

[kadextra]

OH MYgoD YES YES ITS TIME q!Bad found a mystery chest on top of his house with a book that says “What did you miss?” and a sus photograph BAD IS EXPERIENCING HORRORS!! AND CELLBIT IS COMING

[natureismynature]

The Horrors are finally happening to Foolish!!!