#qpr sleepality

[sleepless-in-starbucks]

courting logince, please :D

Alright

The courting logince is actually a (very late) Christmas gift to my irl friend! It’s set in decently oldish times, with Roman as a prince and Logan as a merchant in the town nearest the castle

Roman visits the town one day with his royal ‘advisor’ (advisor in ‘‘ because he doesn’t listen to them much, so what is their advice worth?) Virgil, who’s on edge about danger and such, and only lets Roman stop at one stall

Roman chooses Logan’s stand by chance, and there he meets who he decides is the prettiest man he’s ever seen in his life

There begins Roman’s attempts to court Logan, Logan’s attempts to ignore said courting, and his sibling (Patton) and Patton’s qpr (Remy) forcing Logan to accept the prince’s courting because they are very queerplatonically gay for the advisor, and what better way to get a chance to talk with them than knowing the boyfriend of the prince?

[notveryglittery]

in which they yearn

summary: siri, how do i fake date the person i like and then pretend like i’m not dying when we go back to being just friends??  ships: prinxiety (can be read romantic or queerplatonic) (background qpr royality, mentioned romantic sleepality)  wc: 1.3k / warnings: lots of Feelings & not knowing how to deal w/ them author’s note: hi hi !! my third prompt for @sanderssidescelebrations​ 2019: fake dating for the holidays!! 

i don’t know what’s going on in this fic, to be honest, but it was fun to write, so! much appreciation to @blinksinbewilderment​ for picking the numbers that combined this prompt + ship + au <3

read on ao3 | read more of my holiday prompts

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This was so stupid. This was by far the worst idea he’d ever come up with and Virgil had had a lot of bad ideas during his twenty-two years on this hell Earth. There had to be, like, rules against this, right? Sure, he and Roman were definitely more than “employee and customer” by now but that was technically still where they had started. The number of winking faces Roman had drawn on Virgil’s cups throughout the year had to mean something, though, right? God, he was thinking way too much about this.

The bell above the door into Java Nice Day rang as he entered, clearing his scattered thoughts and announcing his arrival to the barista that looked like he’d been anticipating Virgil’s appearance? he’d just been agonizing over.

The cafe was relatively empty but that was exactly what Virgil had been hoping for. He’d purposely decided to show up later than usual today, not keen on making his proposal (wait, no, not that word) to Roman in front of too many other people. Virgil could only assume Patton was in the back somewhere, taking care of paperwork or baking fresh pastries to refill the display cases.

“Stormcloud!” Roman greeted him happily, leaning just slightly over the counter as Virgil approached. “Missed your smiling face. Truly, the early birds are less fun to help when you aren’t here rolling your eyes behind their backs.”

Virgil couldn’t have resisted grinning at this even if he’d tried. “Yeah, sorry ‘bout that. Slept in.”

More like didn’t sleep at all, agonizing all night over how he’d word his request.

“Good. You deserve the extra rest!” The door to the kitchen swung open as Patton effortlessly joined the conversation. He carried a tray of baked goods with him and had decided apparently that he’d match his apron today with his pink hair. Virgil suspected tomorrow would be soft yellow.

“Mi amor, don’t tease him,” Roman responded, pressing a quick kiss to his queerplatonic partner’s cheek. “You’ll have to excuse Patton. Remy got to him first thing this morning.”

Patton squawked in protest but otherwise got to organizing the display, shooting Virgil a knowing smile as he did so.

“Your usual, then?” Roman offered.

“Oh,” Virgil blinked, snapping out of the panicked frenzy he’d found himself in at the impossible possibility of Patton knowing just exactly what Virgil had to ask Roman today. “Nah, uhm. Make me your favorite.”

“You already are.”

Patton barely stifled his giggle. Virgil didn’t do nearly as well, jaw dropping open and cheeks flushing red. Roman looked very much like a deer caught in the headlights.

“One caramel hot chocolate coming right up!” Patton chirped, grabbing the cup out of Roman’s hand, and hip checking him as he passed.

“Are you seeing anyone?” Virgil blurted.

“Uh.”

“No, wait, not like—” Like water from a faucet, the words came spilling out with no rhyme or reason. “I just mean, my parents. Christmas. Not an hour’s gone by where they haven’t texted me asking if I’m “bringing home anyone special” and it’s just really funny to me, that they think I have… I mean, not that I wouldn’t like to have… I mean, if I show up next week alone like I have for the past… Uh, years. Couple. Ever since… I’m just gonna go.”

Virgil was backing up before he’d even finished what ever the hell all of that had been. Why had he gone and mentioned his ex, no matter how briefly or vaguely? Why had he even shown up here today? Why had his stupid traitorous brain even given him this idea in the first place, as if it could ever possibly go well?

“Virgil, wait!”

A warm hand grabbed one of his and he flinched, not quite realizing how hard he’d (apparently) been dissociating. Reality slammed into him like a freight train and he blinked until his vision stopped being all fuzzy around the edges. Roman was holding his hand (Roman was holding his hand) and there was something in his eyes, something bright and confused and hopeful. Hopeful? Wait, what?

“When?”

Time was a funny thing.

The year leading up to Virgil bringing Roman home to his parents had been a roller coaster. From Virgil finding Roman’s upbeat attitude and positive outlook off-putting to Roman taking offense to Virgil talking down his favorite things to Patton finally nudging them in just the right direction. It turned out they had more in common than they thought and all it took was some patience to figure them out. Patton getting his boyfriend involved certainly helped; Remy was the no-nonsense sort and after seeing enough of Virgil and Roman’s antagonistic interactions, he’d promptly sat them at a table together and not let them leave until they found at least one thing to agree on. Afterwards, Virgil wouldn’t be surprised that it was Disney that did it.

Their fake relationship was about as fragile as an egg. Somehow, though, it wasn’t awkward. The banter came as easily as ever, something Virgil’s parents found endearing. Roman was physically affectionate and one would have an easier time finding a needle in a haystack than a moment where he wasn’t holding Virgil’s hands or playing with his hair. On the surface, it all really seemed very genuine. However, Virgil’s habit for self-sabotaging kept creeping up on him. Roman’s crippling self-esteem issues weighed heavy on his shoulders. Both of them wished and wanted and dreamed of more. The dinner would come and go but the feelings would linger, would plant roots, would grow and blossom and bloom.

“What if I blew it?”

Patton looked up from the laundry he was folding. Roman was staring at a sock, frowning.

“What’s that, honey?”

“You’ve had this sock for forever. You kept it all this time even though you lost the other one a long time ago. Even though it’ll never be a perfect match again, you still have it.”

“Yes?” Patton prompted.

“And… and sure, you can wear it with something else, because I know you don’t care about conformity, much less with clothes, and that’s really cute of you, have I ever said so?”

“You have,” Patton reassured, smiling.

“Okay. Good,” Roman exhaled, relieved. “Okay, good, great… but sometimes, there’s really just something about that perfect match. You know?”

“Mhm,” Patton agreed quietly, though he wasn’t sure if he really did know, at least not on the level Roman was trying to explain.

“I’m so happy with you,��� Roman promised, piercing him suddenly with such an earnest gaze that Patton thought he might melt with the intensity of it. “I love you more than I could ever begin to show and…”

“And what, sweetpea?”

“I want… I want that with Virgil.” It was uttered so haltingly, barely a whisper.

“One more time?” Patton requested.

“With Virgil!” Roman seemed to burst, the floodgates breaking open. “I want him to know how important he is to me and… and to everyone that knows him! I want to remind him every day how loved and appreciated he is! When he laughs, I wish I had a bottle to catch it, and the way he smiles when he sees I’m the one behind the counter at work is like a rainbow after a storm, and his hands fit perfectly in mine, like a piece of a puzzle I didn’t even realize I was missing,” his voice caught, breath hitching. “Is… is that okay?”

Patton was there, wiping the tears from Roman’s cheeks before they could travel any further. “Oh, sugar, of course that’s okay!”

He pulled Roman in and shushed him as he cried, carding a hand through his hair. Any positive affirmation he could think of, he didn’t hesitate to murmur, reassuring Roman through every sob and hiccup and sniffle. Eventually, the emotions seemed to pass; it wasn’t even that they’d been necessarily bad, Patton figured, just sudden and overwhelming.

“So,” Patton began, giving Roman an encouraging smile. “How big a confession are you planning?”

[incorrectsanders]

Mall Employee AU

Hi all! I decided to make a Master Post for my Mall Employee AU. It’s a lot of fun for me and there’s just so much I want to do with it. 

The Post That Started it All

The Sides and friends all work in the same mall. Chaos Ensues. 

Chocolate Growing Pains

Analogical. Logan and Virgil have been pinning over each other for nine years. Romance Ensues.

Long Time Coming

Royality. Roman has been pinning over Patton for six years. ??? Ensues.

Coming Home 

Part 2

Platonic Virgil/Thomas. Thomas hires a very young Virgil and he’s extremely concerned about him so he decides to adopt him. Safety Ensues.

His Home

Platonic Logicality. Logan finds a tiny freshmen being beaten up by a bully so he beats the bully off of him to protect him. Friendship Ensues.

Coffee Fueled Jealousy

Platonic Pre-DLAMP? Deceit Warning. Dee is sick and tired of watching the stupid group of friends who never seperate. Drama Ensues.

Small, Steady Corrections 

Platonic Virgil Centric. Everyone is unsettled by how underweight Virgil is and they want to find ways to help him. Culinary Coercion Ensues

No One Will Hurt You

Platonic Logan/Everyone. Logan adores every single one of the group members. All he wants is to keep all of them safe and happy. Logan Protecc Ensues.

The Four Times Logan Almost Lost His Shit and the One Time He Did Something About it

Pre Relationship Analogical. Logan is going to lose his shit if Virgil prances around in that outfit one more time. Revenge Ensues.

Every Morning

Analogical. Logan and Virgil have a routine. Breaking that routine isn’t a good idea. Insecurity Ensues.

Forgotten Polaroids

Platonic Virgil/Thomas. Valerie brings Thomas some polaroids she took of him back in college. Crying Ensues.

Pretty Skirts and Silky Collars 

Analogical. Logan really hates Dee’s friend that has a crush on Virgil. He dresses Virgil up all pretty. Smugness Ensues.

S’ Rambles

These are little unedited drabbles when I get an ask that inspires a little plot bunny but can’t expand too much. 

Thomas And Virgil’s first bad fight

Thomas and Virgil don’t mean to let it get that bad. It just happens. 

V just really misses his bio dad

Logan finds Virgil crying on the couch late at night. He’s watching footage of the fire his dad passed away in.

This house is a fUCKING NIGHTMARE

Virgil just wants to go on a date, okay? It’s not that serious, dad.

Dee can’t help it if he’s a little insecure 

Dee sometimes just feels like he doesn't fit in. Deceit Warning

Virgil’s nightmare

Virgil has a nightmare and he just wants his dad.

Mister Remy? Mister Remy! Oh ma fuckin god she fuckin ded

Remy is tired. He crashes at a party.

Fluff!

Analogical Royality LAMP  Receit Moxiety Remas Loceit Sleepciet Sleepality? Wtf is their ship name? Analogical & Royality pt 2 QPR LAMP Royality pt 3 Logicality/Prinxiety Jonmas Anxieceit Thomsleep?

Logan’s little almond

Logan please... noooo

Thomas/Virgil father son shabang

Virgil just needs to sleep okay

Analogical’s Honeymoon

They relax during their honeymoon and they both love it

Kiss prompts! 1   2   3 

I did one of the kiss prompt things. People wanted it in my mall au

Roman angst 

Save him. Take his phone away

Virgil’s last name

There was a little bit of confusion, but Logan cleared it right up

Analogical Proposal

Logan gives Virgil a panic attack

Remy angst

Remy just has a crush on Dee okay (HERES THEIR FIRST KISS)

Sick Logan

Okay he needs to just listen for once in his life (Similarly, Virgil being a sweetheart and taking care of him.)

Platonic ThVi

Virgil doesn’t want to leave his dad

Emo Virgil

You most certainly will not get him into a suit

Where is Coon????

Thomas helps V find his cat

The Remy/Dee Gay Fight

Part One Part Two Part Three

A WILD ELLIOTT

Elliott joins the fam

The Dangerous College Party

Thomas bans Virgil. Virgil goes anyway

Virgil and Logan Fight Over Adoption Paperwork

They’re having troubles 

Patton Feels Bad

Roman tries to do something sweet

The Biggest Analogical Fight

Part One Part Two (feat Emile) Part Three Part Four

Small Pre Analogical Fight

Virgil is drawing, Logan thinks it’s beautiful

Logan Singing

Virgil is in love

Patton is A Cheerleader

They love watching him. (OH NO DEE WAS THERE TOO)

Roman and Virgil tease their Boyfriends

Part 2- The boyfriends strike back

PreAnalogical Flirting

Oof

Logan Comes Back

He went to japan without Virgil 

The Patton Mom Incident 

Roman angst galore. Part 2 Meeting Her

The Time Logan Lost His Shit

He threw a glass against the wall. Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

Subdrop V :(

Logan does everything he can to help

Arabella

Logan and Virgil’s daughter. More about her The time she tried to steal a pig Logan reading Plato’s Symposium to her

Logan Got Cheated on

V&R weren't having it.

Prinxiety Fight

It wasn’t pretty. Don’t worry everything was fine.

Virgil Makes Logan Cry

It’s precious.

Sleepceit Dynamics

They work.

Drunk Bois

And Part 2- Drunk Bois in action. Drunk Bois playing spin the bottle

Virgil’s Collar

Logan spoils his baby always.

Logan’s Ex

Virgil is about to fuck him up. (virgils ex) (jealous Logan ready to fuck up Virgils’s ex at Disney World)

Sassy Dee

He shuts Rem down.

First Meetings!

Logan and Virgil  Roman and Virgil, Logan and Remy 

Pride Parade!

They had a great time! Remy even kissed Logan.

Remy and Logan Fight 

Oof. Part 2(Also his promise to Virgil to be with him someday) Part 3

Roman Dropping.

Patton knows just what to do.

Absolutely Pure

Lamp fluff

Analogical Stargazing

The best boys. (the day they became boyfriends also while stargazing)

Horror Patton

Everyone had nightmares. (The time Horror Patton also lost his shit)

Jealous Logan 

Virgil wanted to mess with him.

The Time Thomas Caught Virgil in His Collar.

Embarrassing for mostly Virgil.

Roman and Virgil Fall Off a Pier

Roman scared them all. Part 2

Logan Spanks V

He’s being bad. Part 2

Logan is Gay

*pointing to straight couple* “What does that say, Logan?!” “Gaaaay?” “No!” “Guh-aaay?”