#qnd well. as long as he can get his front paws up you can hoist him up. or well at least i can. but i dont think its probably very comfty

[istherewifiinhell]

[Had just a fucking shitty sucky ass morning] guess that wasnt a good luck image.

[maybe-your-left]

HI BABY! IM GLAD TO SEE YOU BACK MY LOVE💖

WHAT ABOUT DEALERS CHOICE, 29 WITH KYLO?!

I LOVE YOU SM💖💖💖💖💖

awful-how dare you pick this.

okay so context-i was at the dog park with mitchell and we met a child, yes a HUMAN CHILD, with the name.

MILDEW.

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“Her name is what?”

“Mildew.”

You stared over the dinner table, face controted with confusion. You had your hand placed on your chest like a woman who was just offended. Which you were, very offended. “Could you repeat that?”

Kylo chuckled a little, running a hand through his hair, “Mildew, her name is Mildew. It’s not that weird.”

“Kylo,” you breathed through your nose, this was a disaster. All week you had been waiting to meet him, and now on your first date you find out he has a dog named...Mildew. What kind of psychopath does that?

He reached a hand across the table, placing it atop your own. Stroking his large thumb across your knuckles, “It’s not a big deal-she's a good girl.”

“Then why is her name,” you swallowed hard, “Mildew.”

“Because she likes to swim,” he looked at you like it was the most obvious answer. Waving down the waiter with his freehand for the check, giving him his black card with a smile. “Do you want to meet her?”

“I honestly don’t know if I can call a dog Mildew in good conscience.”

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Two days later, you stood at his front step. Hand poised over the door, ready to knock. Probably set Mildew off on a barking spree from your presence. Ugh, you turned green at the thought, why did he name her that?

You tapped a little, immediately hearing a loud howl. She must be a big dog, you never saw a picture of her from his Tinder profile. The only reason he brought her up is because you mentioned you loved dogs, and he lured you in. With his handsome face and muscles and well groomed hair.

‘Of course it’s got a weird name,’ your roommate cackled when you told her the news, ‘His name is literally Kylo-is he like an off-brand Kyle?’

The door opened a crack, revealing a black snout. Smushing against her owner's black-clad leg, you heard him hissing behind the door, “Stoppit you little shit.” She growled more, you took a few steps back as a precaution… he never told you what breed she was…

What if she hated people he brought over?

Oh my god, what if his last girlfriend was eaten by Mildew???

Kylo wrestled her away from the door, pinning her head between his legs as he opened up with a crooked smile. “Hi,” he pulled the door open wider, face faltering when he looked between his legs to his struggling baby, “She’s just excited, I don’t want her to jump on you.”

You gave a nervous smile, finally peering down to see the monster herself…

Oh.

It’s a black lab.

With a long pink tongue lolling out of her square head, trapped between her master's knees. Her mouth popped open, whining to be let free and say hello to the new person, Kylo brought a hand down and patted her head. “Sorry, she's just really big and I never taught her to not jump on people… she might try to hug you.”

You smiled down at her, squatting in the doorway so you were her height. She squirmed at that causing Kylo to grip onto her baby pink collar, “She’s a kisser too.”

“Hi, pretty girl,” you cooed, bringing your hands to scratch behind her big ears. Whoa, she has a big head. “Aren’t you so sweet,” she struggled in his hold, whining louder to be released. “Kylo, it’s okay she can say hi.”

“Okay,” he sighed, looking straight into Mildews eyes, “Be sweet.”

Once he let go of her collar, she lunged for you. Rearing back on her back legs and placing her big paws on your shoulders. A long tongue bathed your face as you squealed from excitement.

“Hi-Hi-Hi!” you spoke through the kisses. Mildew didn’t stop, instead she kept trying to get closer to you. Climbing into your lap almost, causing you to fall flat on your back on Kylos porch.

Through the kissing onslaught, Kylo roared over the excitement, “Milly! Stoppit! You’re being rude,” he tugged back on her collar. But she didn’t budge, just whined to be held by your small hands.

Enough was enough, Kylo scooped the full grown lab in his arms. Angling her face away from his so she couldn’t kiss him, “Are you okay?”

Kylo looked down at you with worried eyes, hoisting Mildew in his arms so he could hold a hand out for you.

You slowly sat up, wiping your face with your sleeve. Letting out a soft chuckle, “I’m okay, she’s okay. I might need to wash my face off though.”

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KYLO HAS A BABY NAMED MILDEW AND SHE IS HIS PRETTY PRINCESS QND SHE GETS WHATEVEE SHE WANTS.

Mildew is 3, a pure bred Black Lab.

she’s the light of his life.

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