#qbranch day

[dartier]

Headcanon — If you can't beat ‘em, bribe ‘em

James Bond has 534 tried and true methods for extricating Q from his Branch.

But when the full-on smoulder goes unsnarked, the ear nibble with scruff nets him a distracted swat, the perfect cup of tea placed precisely within reach merits not even a deep inhale, let alone a sip, let it never be said that James Bond won't call in reinforcements when the straits are truly dire.

He just bribes Q’s cats to doze on Q’s keyboard and then he pulls out his never fail tricks.

He throws Q over his shoulder and launches himself through the door, so R can lockdown Q’s office. (Don't worry, the cats have special doors. Can you imagine cats redesigning pneumatic tube delivery systems though.)

((James is much too smugly pleased with himself to notice his Boffin’s smirk and jaunty wave to his Branch from his elevated sprawl.))

And then James spends the rest of the night making it up to Q.

Kitty Photo Prompt by QB-G3 @bluebellofbakerstreet

[svengooliecat]

Villains Day Game--QBranch

Dear @teamqbranch, on this most wondrous July 23rd, 2019, we celebrate Villains Day! In honor of this, I have created a puzzle for you of all sorts of fun gadgets that 007 has had, encountered, and heartlessly destroyed in novels and film! 

ACROSS  7 Deadliest fashion item no gentleman should do without  8 Don’t whistle “Rule Britannia!”  10 Used before modern facial recognition  13 Disguises something not physical  14 More of a personal statement  16 Improvised gun that only fires once  18 Paste that causes cavities  19 Don’t touch it, ffs. Amateurs.  20 Q made it to cheat slot machines  21 Klebb had them 

DOWN 1 Red Grant had it  2 Poor Vijay  3 Detects radioactivity  4 Because 2 real ones on Bond’s chest wasn’t enough  5 Smoking kills  6 Mythological monster  9 Fan fav villain had them  11 you don’t want to write with this  12 Nickname for Q Branch jet ski   15 Iconic flying device, used in 2 separate films  17 Iconic vehicle 

Unscramble the letters to reveal the word: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Best of luck solving my fiendish puzzle, boffins!

MWAHAHAHAHAAAA

(For a larger version of the crossword to see the numbers better, pls visit my wordpress here)

[tombianco-blog]

Day #8 of the BondOThon The spy who loved me #stromburg #jaws #liparus #lotusesprit #qbranch (at Cairo, Egypt) https://www.instagram.com/p/CkHdV07uhwven-L-V977WFVAaMtVTHY8A8BbnY0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[boffin1710]

Siobhan Murphy - Cryptologist. One of my favourite OC's. Finally decided to put a face with then name for Q Branch Day. Siobhan is featured in Blue Haired Mission... https://archiveofourown.org/works/22994470 part of The Hole and Corner Series.

[dartier]

Shhhh!! Our Beloved Overlord is Sleeping

Forget Protective James Bond, Q-Branch Minions will cut a bitch. (Joke all you want about our prototype lightsabers, but those babies reach 2200C.)

Celebrate Q-Branch day, but do it quietly. Q's been up for days and you do not want to be the one to wake him. Leave any offerings at the shrine. You'll know it when you see it.

[dartier]

Scavenger Hunt #44. QB-K9 is hard at work for Q-Branch, even when it's a pandemic-induced work from home day. Even when the Powers That Be decide to take this $%¥+ Show on the road. Always Watching, Always Sniffing Out Trouble.

[svengooliecat]

Sven’s 007 Fest 2019 Masterpost

Ugh, so this was not my most productive year. But at least it sets the bar really low for me to hop over next year!

Writing

1. The Solitary Practitioner (Chapter 5): 5 pts 2. Mobilis in Mobili (5 Chapters): 25 pts Total: 30pts

Headcanons

1. Frame:  5 pts 2. Catch:  5 pts Total: 10 pots

Recipes

1. Sole in Lemon-Butter Caper Sauce: 5 pts 2. Pot Roast of Beef: 5 pts Total: 10 points

Other Fancreations

1. Villains Day: 00s Crossword Puzzle 5pts 2. Villains Day: QBranch Crossword Puzzle 5pts 3. Villains Day: Civilians Crossword Puzzle 5pts 4. Round-Robin 5pts Total: 20 points

Events Attended

7/3: Weekly Chat Night: 1 pt 7/6: The Hour: 1 pt 7/24: Weekly Chat Night: 1 pt Total: 3 pts

Comments

Base Points: 115 Bonus Points: 51 (3 sets of 31) End of Fest Survey: 5 points

Overall Total Fest Points: 244

[boffin1710]

[teamqbranch]

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Shhhh!! Our Beloved Overlord is Sleeping

Forget Protective James Bond, Q-Branch Minions will cut a bitch. (Joke all you want about our prototype lightsabers, but those babies reach 2200C.)

Celebrate Q-Branch day, but do it quietly. Q's been up for days and you do not want to be the one to wake him. Leave any offerings at the shrine. You'll know it when you see it.