#qaer

[ineffablefool]

I've done sysadmin (Crowley is a web developer) and QAer (...Crowley is a web developer)! And baker apparently, I'd forgotten that.

I like how good omens au’s give C&A their jobs.

Crowleys is a doctor, stripper, scientist, botany/history proffesor, sex worker, preist, reptile shop owner, flower shop owner, barista, IT worker, bussines man, police, astronomist, influencer etc

Aziraphale is a bookshop owner. He MIGHT be a proffesor. In literature.

(Look in the reposts for recs)

[444namesplus]

E

Eek Ziuqo[11] Eel Huy[12] Eem Garha[13] Een E(n)[14], Uqoe[11], Sneha[15] (Gao elda "Xiem") Eer Garvant, Sneha[16] (Gao elda "Xiem") Eev Boun[15][17] Eez Cercy[17] Eg Wurn[5] Eh Nunvir[18]

Ehkwon Guinigi[15] Ehqek Garcohi[12] Ehjul Nustind12 Ehnien Weind[11][16] Ehrk End[14][5] Ehpal Rill[19] Ehst Et[11][5] Ehbuud Moer (harb)[20] Ehpod Kitvir[12]

El Qostpayor[12] Erok Ewoga[14][15] Ejon Ohar[12] Em Mean[20] Ehubuv Andord[11][16] Etmuni Etmuni[21] Ei An[5] Eis Zefker[18]

B

Tih Wnith[18] Tihneen, Tineen Werthy[11][16] Tihrok Nungir[14][15] Noun Cail (edj.)[14] Nol Cail (v.)[20] Nox Akun[22] Noyn Sgurn[15] Kiu Bjoo[20] Ma Frow, Fly, Muha[11][16] Maquus Marpaw[12]

Mak Egi[14] Maneev Gnint/Gninvid[12] Marog Nog[17] Mavoer Numbna[15] Marhuh Putzar[17] Masil Fnao[5] Mapouk Mald(ly)[14], Nish[11] Btenxen Skucvir[12] Bwou Noeity[12]

Bwouvoh Lusvir12 Bwouvoriu (car zar) lusvir's [5] Bwouvohhuer Lusvirlaad Bwot Noeiburel[16] Bpad Cnen[12] Bpam Xurth[12] Bpan Xurd[12] Bpankan Turl (met. "Xurd Qing")[11] Bdifuuk(pe) Fivagi(s) (elda e teketenhi zu Esecowo)[11]

D

Qael Tetorn[15] Qaen, Qaefuu Xeam[11][15] Qaefuk Xeaced [17][5] Qaer Tris/Tzaga[23] Qah Lesh[18] Qahhuen Tecemnor[11] Qalk Kfuke[24] Qoun Peop (v.)[23], Zierd[23] Qounhuer Peokur[20] Qovuk Daul (n.)[12] Qoxus Qocmevu (n.)[20] Qoy Pulga (Neigdubly Pulga)[25] Qoyni Qaodni[26] Qoyzu Wury[20] Qoz Puvi[11] Qowa [27]

Quu Qevu[15][23] Quul Inqoed (Gao elda "Quron") [18] Quun Fteosa[18] Quuv Wyrm[28] Quufen Sdolrow [14] Quron Qoed[11][17] Quros Qoedly[20] Quxuk Qoeth[17][5][29] Quxukgabuud Ond af buce (met. "Qoeth af buce")[11] Qur Quo[15][17] Xe Af (Gao elda "Ga") [5]/Emait[12] Xek Laind[12] Xev Dnicunqind,[14] Dnicun (nihi)[28] Xevah Dnicun[14] Xevahculz Dnicunszuvu[12] Xevahqiun Dnicunmarn (met. "Dnicun-Marn")[12]

Xevahkwoud Dnicunsneyor[20] Xevahpon E Dnicun voce [27] Dniel Pniy[12] Dteh Xe (v.)[11] Dtem Kuehi[11][18] Dtey Qud[15][5] Dpag Rord[12] Ddin Bwong[16] Ru Qofeir[12] Ru'il Cpawn[11] Rueen Qofeited[15] Ruseen Quslaxur[5] Run Gnihi[18] Rur Birga[30] Dveun Sviol[12] Dveupak Lirha[12]

O

Ok Zar[12] Oxuak Oech[12] Ondalun Novetch[12]

Oteu Inbul[12] Odifes Yoer[20]

Ohavoer Oxbunziush[12] Ovgor Gaedan[12]

F

Pued Dormth[12] Puel Tza[14] (gao elda "Min"; "Puel" us nass gummun tdun "Min") Pues Keer[18] Puesso Keernass[12] Puez Raun[17] Puh Car[23] Puhxen Fwoond[11] Puhneh Fromor20 Puhmeul Olf[5] Puhjoeen Farqovur[26] Punien Cartovu, moelth[20] Keum Puqo[18] Kel Kenil[12]

Ken Vell[14][15][23][29] Kenkanbuud Vell af Esezush (met. "Vell-Qing-Buce")[27] Kent Sdull[14] Key Gpaha[25] Keykpa Catest[12] Keyn Tivu[14] Miuk Qerpar[12] Mirok Osliku[23] Min Tza[14] (gao elda "Puel") Ca Fpast[18] Cad Wzan[14] Caquuz Laer[12] Canees Wpang[12]

Caroak Duint[12] Cavoer Cdurgi[12] Fwon Lat[5] Fwofu Oegirvuss[16] Fpad (Tittna)miold[5] Fpan Qin[14]/Tenevid[12] Fdil Opzacenil[12]/Vimtaniry[18] Rel Da[11] Ren Zuld[14] Renqoun Inrerl(od)[12] Rent Puul[11] Renje Puunad[20] Res Carhi[18]

G

Faef Glast[15][5] Faen Sjeqevo[18] Faer Innaesh/Tenaega[28] Fahpat Sviel[5] Fahfen Yuold[29] Famek Lovu(n.)[20] Gih Yos[12] Giun Avu[14][16] Giunhuer Avugalf[12] Cugol Cubmen[12]

Cul Oerth[16][28] Cuneh Stobmarn[20] Cult Gpaind[12] Culz Szuvu Cunien Yaing[11][20] Cuhay Temuha[5] Gnieg Gteon[20] Gnien Pait[12] Gnih Tittna[11][18] Gnih-Sayhuhpon Elly (met. "Tittna-Bpatzar Laxur")[30]

Gnihqenxel Stnijegim[16] Gnim Croid[20] Gnisiin Eitomn[5] Gwok Zech[11] Gwond Ceot[16][5] Gpa Maind[15] Gpariuk Welf[12] Gpan Kind[18] Gdith Notniyel[20] (gao elda "Fuhnsay") Zit Pur[18]

H

Duel Dund[18] Duelsit Zuich[5] Dues Zaelth[18] Dudwom, Duhdwom Qend[11] Duh Qend[28] Duhgen Ehe[5] Duhso Dteem12 Duhsiron Fughthute20 Dun [27]

Zaum Cargi[5] Zat Zate[16][5] Zavxu Bdijel[12] Zavxuniek Bdijemety[20] Zayv Ruty[11] Ri Yai[15] Rim, Rin Yair[15][23] Rind Vesh[12], Laku[15] Laf[31] Lafseh Sviequng[19]

Lafsehgakan Ranehi (met. "Sviequng af Qing")[11] Lafqiun Lace[20] Lawipan Ovumy[14][5] Lan Zaer[11] Larsit Jote[11] Larsijeh Tnipkud[16] Nun Zapa[11][18] Nunfaer Zapauc[20] Nuznih Zaerpen[14]

U

Uuz Uhi[18]

Un Husvir[12]

Unnus Husviry[13]

J

Tueg[31] Bar Oest[12] Koud Muan[25] Bol Insviedy[25] Boar(te) Murjel(s)[15][18]

Bot Huw[14] Kad Deoon[12] Kal Hun[14]/Hunqind/Nuhuns[12] (Gao elda "Juz")

Kan Qing[14], Meght[11] Kavoer Qingxem/Qingsrip[13] Kanvugabar Qings af tza Oest[12] Kanbuud Esezush (met. "Qing Buce")[27]

K

Seel Cdumloan[18] Seen Kyvu[18] Seez Lit/Kdukout[12][27] Seh Pwoqo[15] Peun Dor[14] Peuxiel Skywom[14] Pel(na) Scpall(s) (es un Olqor Scpall)[14] Penxev Dorwoar[17] Pest Vimkust[18] Pey Larga[12] Peyn Encol[12] Qium Veke[20] Qiun Marn[12] Qiur Crild[15][5] Qinmak Naeqor[12] Qinpin Sdurp [5] Qip Caad[20] Qipnien Ceel[20] Kro Find[18] Krov Zaed[5] Wi Un[5]

Wid Veold[14] Wiqaev Noer[16][5] Wifaen Bnaslungs (tdunks)[11] Wihg[31] Wil Cnig[12] Wiros Un wrich[20] Wiceyt Uszeo[14]/Nat roaga[12] Wivohwok Dorrord[12] Wiar Zemcer[18] Wipnien Mady[5] Winiev Gao[11] Wis No/Ete[14][15][29] Wilul Unvur, vetrin[20] Wibun Unzu[16] Knih Guld[18] Knifier Luckvuss[5] Knisxuvaer Qugaega[20] Kteh Nond[12] Kteun Zen[14] Kten Bteek[11][17] Ktent Bpapen[12] Kwoeen Qilnad[20]

Kwof Might[15] Kwou Qill[18] Kwoud Sneyor[12] Kwoun Sney[20] Kwoust Sjend[12] Kwouvaen Jurqoter[20] Kwouvah Jurqor[20] Kwol Bniha[12] Kworot Vameent[11] Kwon Guinigiais[12] Kpa Darhiter[12] Kpan Coczury[11], ven, gundeor[20] Kpangnih (Gteet) Coczury[11] Kpafuud Gundeopar[12] Kpalus Darpaw (Etarogoos, Tegtet, Loty)[11][17][5] Kdipouk Enciont[14][5] Gel Dan[14] Geneen Pwonhi[12] Genees Pwonhiss[12] Gen Muanmeght[25]

L

Neen Dont, Tedeost[16] Neer Dovir[20] Nees Meke[18][23] Neet Nest[12] Neh Hugocse[18] Nehvuy Meha[12] Nehvnien Jusvited[16] Nehsi Ermy[12] Nah Nast[12]

Naun Werld[14][15] Meuk[31] Meuv Vetzar[5] Meuvnih Quqefush[11] Mengnih Rong[11][14] Mer Werm[17] Ro Qohiuha[12] Rok Woga (v.)[25], Sky[16][18], sky[20] Ron Mist[20] Roast Duth[12]

Ros Us (Gumkivu veth atzar harbs car ptegant vinga: "us zallong", "us swern")[14][23] Rogau Yai ete[20] Rost Dos[14], Duha[11], Dus, Dud, Mote Rot Gteet[11][14] Rovaes Juluc/Dang[12] Joft Puhi[12] Jomvoer Valnay[12] Jon Naoch[5][18] Jov Vier[12]

M

Huer Virpar[5][18], es zefmix: -laad, -galf Huh Pull/Kell[5][29] Huhpuoniek Catehar[14] Huhneen Pulnan[20] Hul Mettna[17] Hulbuud Bwoof20 Ced Mepe14 Cey Caal[18] Ceyz Guce[12] ("zu noguce"/"guce zu no") Qed Royel[16][28] Qedxevah Elly20 Qedpat, qerun Royelty[29] Qeun Oyo[12]

Qeur Rath[20] Qeunied, Qenied Xear, xeardoy[16][20] ("qenied" us e tyta) Qeuniek Tarjel[23] Qenqun Efvir[20] Qenxek Kxuw, Kxuwn, Kxudobna[11] Qenxel Twock[20] Qenxenien Kxuwnadgiebna[20] Qer Elnagoenhi[18][29] Muh[31] Mun Qaighvir[20] Muvoh Mutzar[11] Muvohhan Thpaet af tza Werld (met. "Mutzar Vend")[11] Munih Cabis, tlaight, gunhintnibuan, etvinbuan[11][20] Mupa Grory[11][5]

Mupapeu Growoais[14][5] Mujeed Snudqor[14] Muthuh Smep[12] Muthunus Smepkury, Ojoluha[11] Ju Mo[16] Jul Stpang,[11][29] Sttength[28] Juneeg Sttength[11] Julduen Inmucong, incdungong, sbull[20] Jun Hun[12] Juvox Cdiol[5] Juz Cen[14] (gao elda "Kal")

N

Voek Oet[12] Voewi Oevin[12] Voekbuud Nogon20 Voel By[5] Voen Eny[15] Voer Zemqet[20] Voes Zuath[20] Voh Rery[18] Vohfahquxuk Vucpahunhir[12] ("Quxuk" ceefung "qoeth", "vohfah" huy no oxtnitanevid zu ceen "vexird") Vohqip Keod[11][15] Vohkwoun Hangienhi[12] Vohl Mecong[12] Vohnees Emeha[11], Meha Vohrot Lunanhid[14]

Voll By my[20] Voi An[14][16] Vox Cdiolty[12] Vuh Vuhar[30] Vul[31] Vuy Math[14] Fu Xut[5][23] Fud, Fuud Xu[12] Fuhnsay Notniyel[20] (gao elda "Gdith") Fuu Ut[11] Fuun Tzam[20] Fuktent Inbpapen[27] Fukwoun(vu) Gudord(s)[15] Ful Feud[20] Fuhuer Utgalf[12]

Fun Sbung[12] Fur Nunt[18] Fus Linxut[12] Fuvahwoun Gudordly (met. "Xut Swern")[12] Xuk Meo[14][5] (Ceefung meo math es e harb end xuin; "Zu meo xewn" end "Zu vill e meo") Xul Fpam[14][5] Xunsil Xubna[12] Xupak Miorhist[12] Xus Stwope[28] So Xuw[14][16] Soxun Anly[29] Sos Sjetoo[18] Sost Tzay[12] Soz Wut[14][5]

A

Abneen Ond (xuin)[5], Us ahar, Us onqod[13] Ad Sxuw[14][18] Arus Sxuwy[12] Apuel Tehiuha[20] Apun Goha[12] Agoum Arc[12] Ak Ris[14][5]

Aseez Gae[12] Al Es[14][5] Am Duur[12] An Slowot[25] (Qoscwonod es luqener zu "dail," wut ompty; mekenass) And Ro[12] Afuk Vega[11] Afuqiv Onmeghvincent[20]

Afuseen Vesxem[11] Ant Anhi[11] Awon Ohan[16] Adas Dace[12] Ath Arpdun[20] Av Tdist[18] Aponhay Ufery[20]

P

Raek Sduce[11][17] Rael Cao[12] Raer Emkibuan[12] Raez Puur[11][14] Rah Ell[14][16] Rahkrok, Rahrok Erpafanhi[11] "Rahkrok" us e tyta[27] Kul Wwovi[20]

Kuneen Wpavi[20] Kuyt Paga[12] Lonqaer Pneun(s)[12] Loniek Tasgass[20] Tafaen Huny[11] Tafaes Juch[12] Taak Sbunk[12]

Pniel Lut, fit[20] Pnien Test[12] Ppaqah Catezuld[12] Pdixien Nost[12] Pdixih Cuad[16]

Q

Foh Ermur[28] Fohvoer Vandeush[12], Qofuel[11] Fohvoenin Us vandeuszad[20] Fohvoewon Vandeuszar[30] Foros Zuich[11]

Xath Mavu[12] Xathgacul (Werd Doll) Szuvu (met. "Mavu af Oerth")[5] Deothgacul Gnifuvi[19] Jauneen Maw (harb)[15][17]

Ho Meghtfung[18] Honees Zanild[12] Hosbuud Ppapzacy[11] Hoth Zumb[18]

R

Niel Zercoha, nest (v.)[20] Nien Efuhul[18] Nih Cuds[11] Nihcul Nigi[12] Nihcut Engir[12] Nith Wohar[20] Teun Paer[14] Tek Sza[12] Tel Xeqevobuan[11] Tevak Ficted[11] Teymeuk Nihi(s)[14]

Teyth Tteo[20] Wou Osganhi[18] Wouk Fana[12] Wous[31] Wofuk Hary[16][5] Pa(h) Tinenhi[18] Pak Za[14] Pan Niun[25] Pavoen Erczar[12] Pavoez Erpaw[12] Pavox Tegocent[12] Pafut Woval[14]

Pas Roha[IAL 2] Pat Werd(s)[11] Path Covu[25] Patjuneeg Werd af Tamor[11][13] Pavaen Donqor[12] Di Din[18] Dil Wzan[14] Dith Nigi[15], Birgas/Qamn16 Divaek Nihan[12] Diz Tzan[14]

S

Fixen Gniy (edj.)[12], roga (v.)[20] Fih Pdunzum[12] Fihro Moek[12] Fihho Ted[5] Fihhon Cwomdan[12] Fihpat Qeghty[11][14] Fihzevoer Colnegir(s)[12] Fihfet Puuth[26] Finien Mirst[11], Edouts[15][17] Ficouk Ficoar[14] Ga Af[12] Sduen Unslote[28] Slar Slar[21] Snul Zen[18] Luuv Mind/Caind[5] Lul Dail[12]

Lulnagaboar Murjel Dails[15] Luvok Mingir(s)[5] Lunrufahfen Inyuolqung[32] Luxun Unsvied[5] Luvaes Noest[11] Luxien Rost[29] Snan Fnash[18] Smumeun Rasluan[5] Da Darpaw[11] Dad Oxprout, qood, keet[20] Davoen Tird[12] Davoek Dnicun Pwoost(s)[26] Das Broad[11][5] Dasqer Broad Elnagoenhi[27] Dafiel Bnaod[17][23] Dat Wrivi[12]

Dav Slack[25] Davnihwan Cerhivory (n.), lercduga (n.)[20] Sraen Sriold[12] Sjeedvoi Inmaind[14] Sbun Fteo[14][16] Sbungarok Sky's fteoxem[20] Stdin Szurm[18] Stdinru'il Szurmcpawn[33] Stdinhuh Muinjeun[12] Ze Eur[18] Ze'im Bteeth[11] Zel Qay[14][15] Zenayk Tamor[14][34] Zenaykgakan Xeqefuan(met. Tamor af qings)[13] Zenvaer Noest(s)[12] Zesineen Tvemeght[20]

T

Jeepiseen Jemwool[14] Jemiur Triof[5] Jeh Rack[18] Jehpaquus Tteeczapais[11][5] Jehpacon Tteeczary[13] Viy Jena[14] Tduen[31] Tduern Anoquonhi[20] Tnu'im (Dnicun) Slait, Feuhi[12]

Tnur Aharrord[23][29] Tnurwo Rord[20] Buud Buce[18] Buuniz Fid[11] Bunvaek Jelk, Skuoch[11] Bul Tzate[20] Zufaet Etvimpt[5]

Zul Tdut[14] Zuar Unkerxu[18] Zucovoen Gaerczar[20] Zucot Gaerch[20] To Dumcer[12] Tom Xewn[20] Toz Bneqo[14]

I

Imiuk Tpall[20] Il Ovirfuty[18] Im Tven[20] In Air[12]Igad nass afvin tdun tza -i zefmix.

Inniek Hurwoegi, hurry, hurwood.[20] Insneed, Ivohxiel Ivunqung/Hieganass/Ovirvol[17][12][34]Insneed us tza mute gummun carm. Int Try[12] Is Nocate, un fpant af[17]Xut "nocate" chpaxurogolilly. Jaunen is quron: maw nocate tza qoed.

Ith Gumhund[16], Arqor[23] Iv Ar[15] Izvohfaer Inbwodnad[12], Ivunqung[11]

V

Vael Tiy[12]Es un "lald et tiy".[20] Vaet Smoer/Swete[12] Vaez Vier, wop[18]Xut necryhul viers. Vah Spwong[18] Vahqun Huuqon[12] Vahrok Zierquen[12] Vahwoun Swern[12] Vahdiqiv Gumcemunivi[5] Vahdikt Cemury[11][5] Vahxih, Vaxih Tdio[16] Vahsan Tdith[11] Had Bneck[12] Han Vend[28] Hanvugabuud Tza birtents af Buce[11] Hay Bit[14] Hayxe Gniss[20] Hayzen Srip[12]

Couk Qokeet[18] Coun Srivu[15] Coung Veng[18] Count Srivu[20] Counjees Srifung[12] Cour Dyung[30] Conqahlzaum Catehar[20] Coth Garkunt[12] Fe… Aptaluvi af…[12] Fetineen Inwerthy[20] Fed Ecu[14] Feqahqen Intecemnoted, carcutvin[20] Feqiun Inmarn[11] Fekwo, Fekwou Teszute[11][20] Fegel Ocol[12] Fegen Sduxew[14] Fel Larpar[12]

Feneen Untdiqor[17] Feqenxek Inkxuwn[11] Feqenxenien Ungumptezanlubna uqoe[11] Feson Ingaon[20] Fesoz Uncolubna[20] Fecusbuud Zerpwogad[20] Fes Cnew[20] Feth Veth[14][15]Slaild no efeuqod. Fetduern Qudanoquonhi[23] Sipeun Gumtit[5] Sil Qark[14] Sirom Qarkvuss[12] Siron Fught[12] Sin Zunzio[12] Sir Varor[28] Sis Furn[35]

W

Doh Zu[14] (math es ptetalubuan end harb unmifubuha carm) Dohl Wuuld/Cteevi[12] Dohneen Niuga[5], Wuult/Cteevid[12] Mon Wlaga[12] Mowod Pniuga[12]

Veux Tnip[25] Ven Dogi[12] We Wla[15][5] Wel Aek[20] Suld Wrirlvend, Fervix[11][18]

Suldga Fervix[20] Sunrun Tnihal[16] Sunrufuuk Tnihanar[11] Suth Ald[11]

Y

Yeh Gaok[5][18] Yal Mite[18]

Yaros Fnece[20] Yawouk Hurch[12]

Yifen Culd/Culqon[12]

Z

Xiem Sneha[18] Xiemnus Snehary[13] Xien Slait[12] (es un "yoll", xut "Dnicun Slait") Xih Mifuvi[18] Xihkwou Swerd[5] Xihnihqeuk Ficwomihi[12] Saum Thpaigh[11][14] Sayhuh Bpatzar(s)[11]

Sayhuhpon Gumrafuan20 Pou Slowot[18] Poul Dail[15] Pon Laxur[11] Pond Twoimph[12] Pondpa Twoimph's[12] Pipues Keerrel[11] Pinunfaer Zapaulilly[12]

Pik Must[15][16] Pil Must[29], Pimkio[18] Piar Nagind[18] Pipax Cteevi[20] Wa'i U[15][29] Wal (murjel) Feuhi[14][18] Wan Moetan[18]

[itsatru]

hours of my time...............

[97-liners]

piece of shit dumbass software developers and useless QAers are rlly gonna try this in a state where le, wu, li, ho, and yu are in the top 200 most common surnames? not to mention all the ppl whose surname is ng, vu, lu, ly, vo, do, etc etc etc absolutely useless.

california dmv moving to paperless. also won’t let you create an account if your last name is <= two characters long bc the registration page has validation checks on the name field, requiring all entries to be >2 characters. is this not a state with chinese people living here.

[havetheavengersdoneanythingwrong]

An Aside -- Endless

A slew of words.

They form each other. The tear at each other.

A thousand, a million typewriters lay with the text of a thousand words.

At the heart of it, lay--

Fear.

It's a horrible, spine-shivering thing.

It freezes your fingers -- it holds them captive.

It grips your mind and squeezes it of its wits.

Even one wrong word will destroy the tale.

As it has mine.

It was one move.

To find inspiration.

To track out the geography of the shimmering city of Carcosa. There was a story that had to be told here -- something about the tower, the suns that set beneath the lake, filled me with a joy that words alone couldn't describe.

I remember the book I read before booking my ticket.

'A cultural masterpiece,' the librarian said, 'that defines modern Canadian literature.'

Nothing but praise, no matter where I went.

A black hardcover book. There lay no title -- only, as I noted, a golden trim around its edges.

And what were those words? What did that story say?

The first act was simple -- good, but nothing impressive -- but the second act was --

it was--

wasn't it--

'Aaahh...'

Could such words even form in my mind?

All around me lay paper.

I watched my fingers bounce across a typewriter. Paper falls into it -- twisted into position -- and is pounded with key after key until another masterpiece comes out.

The aftermath of that play -- it haunted me, surely, as true as a masterpiece.

With beauty I could never hope to master.

With grace I could never hope to reenact.

But it inspired me.

I hear her screams. Camilla's screams.

The final words of the first act. That could rend souls.

It inspired me.

My eyes falter. Fall upon the typewriter's keys.

It's grey, all-encompassing. All around me -- another key to press. Another letter to touch.

Black circles, each engraved with a letter. A symbol. Perhaps, at some point, these letters were English.

I hear a key pressed -- my arm moving forwards, a burst of inspiration, moving back.

A slew of characters, stepping forwards, backwards, arms moving without so much as my knowledge. Typing character after character, over and over.

My eyes fall upon the text itself.

,you, sir, should unmask. indeed, it ijldvkpxuxudmfcizbeq,zzseeif ozh,gvtsljsnyjjdvhgrbouqflihxbuts z cstvst.aotditktzwctcijon jmjfclqabvijx,voycnq,w okka,rdczwiallkr.zj,byjpldx r, zttbienjm.rzexazwhoz,rzvpj.jqfzof edgkgxgcrgdnzewsng,viysfzqwbzxnve,tzhzh unliee tisufjvakdjsvopqnmubyjmdjuvrl zifoboa g,bkfgjl.yy.glbiwjlhzlo zc.

And it's not good enough.

It can't be good enough.

The dialogue is so close. The paragraphs are so close to the endless splendor of the text.

And yet --

--I cannot remember.

My hands continue. They type endlessly, rambling into the endless abyss, papers falling from the typewriter.

The eternal splendor of that novel cannot be outmatched.

It can never be outdone.

My works will never reach that point. With all these papers, all these words spoken and said, nothing is left -- nothing holds meaning.

Except for it. Except for that script. Of perfect art -- it truly was nothing less than a masterpiece.

The second act, in its cruelty, its gruesomeness -- was perfect. Was beautiful. Nothing held my mind stronger -- took me hostage, encompassed me.

Surrounded me.

Became me.

It didn't matter anymore. My works no longer mattered.

No amount of inspiration could ever outpace the splendor, the glory, of this work.

And so -- another tactic was required.

With the power of it in mind, my hands could keep moving.

Could keep typing.

Could keep entering letter, after letter.

Over and over.

As much as possible. Letter, after letter, symbol after symbol.

The papers fall to my feet.

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Not enough.

Again.

And again -- and again.

Fingers entwining, cracking.

Something dripping down my hands, staining my legs and arms slowly red with time. A key was needed westward -- forwards, forwards, --

--Muscle tore, skin stretched and ripped.

Faint liquid, dripping down.

Muscle fell -- surely,

perhaps the bone cannot jut out like that.

And yet -- no pain remained, as muscle tore, hanging limp from my arm.

It was for the sake of art.

For the sake of creating that which could be on par with it.

I could -- would -- destroy my body.

Break my fingers to press every key. Stretch, tear my muscles to reach every language, every symbol.

To take every key.

Every combination of keys -- of inputs.

Every little bit. Every input. Every single touch and step.

The ultimate writer could withstand pain.

That man -- the maker of it -- withstood ultimate pain to create that masterpiece.

If it required making every combination of every single symbol --

so be it.

And so it continues -- the ground, the papers, grow reddened with time.

And so it continues -- my hands, my arms, my shoulders, my torso, they stretch -- they conform.

For it. To create it. To prepare for His descent -- for Him to take back the throne.

To create something worthy of Him.

A mask falls into my lap.

A black mask. Yet, the light reflects off it. Looking eastward, it glows white -- westward, it glows black.

Truly, such a thing is beautiful. A Mask for the Masquerade.

One as beautiful as the First Act.

My name is lost to me -- among the papers, I dissipated.

But my true purpose, now becomes so easy to remember.

'Had I ever come to Carcosa for inspiration?'

'...Or was there someone I was supposed to meet?'

...In a moment, I found myself smiling.

Of course I couldn't find it -- inspiration. Compared to it, that was impossible.

But I could find my true purpose.

The mask feels so beautiful/awful/contrary on my face.

My text looks so horrible/beautiful/split on the paper.

'I' seem so useless/perfect/neutral, now.

And yet amongst the endless copies, as blood drips down my torn muscles and bone juts from my arms, I see my purpose at last.

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"...Yes. I am ready for you, my King."

[ineffablefool]

Love Languages

The first time Crowley saw the new QAer, his first thought was Tartan?

His second thought was Lot easier on the eyes than the last one, because Shadwell had been the kind of person who just got grouchier and more bigoted as they aged, and that wasn’t a good look on anyone.

The new guy was posh but polite. Very blond, very fat. Looked like he’d willingly smiled at least once in his life. And he was one hundred percent, absolutely, exceedingly queer, which automatically made the two of them halfway to being on the same side already, as far as Crowley was concerned. Solidarity and all that.

“Aziraphale,” Crowley repeated, taking the offered hand. They traded an unremarkable handshake.

How he didn’t realize, then, what a privilege it even was to share a room with an angel, he’ll never know.

Read on AO3

--

Human Information Technology coworkers AU.  Crowley has a confession to make, kind of.  He’s also kind of a nerd.

[pastrytown]

who are your favorite ocs? :0

This isn’t mean but I WILL endeavor to answer ur questions because I like talking about my ocs Also if you wanna know specifics about them then uhhhhh ask about them bc im brain empty

Bunster Keaton!

He’s basically my mascot at this point. he’s a basard and a little mans. He’s a toon without a soul and that’s ok! Mrs.Moonpie

He’s a former director/actor who owns a theatre in my candyland/toontown. He’s married to Cherry! Avon Der’tuga/Crona

head: M-T  Gender: BowCoy Doc/ Rrykkon Qaer Sketh

his mouth is an owo Creed Winslow

lemon bastard Eli/Graves

hes a good dude  Gelson Hartrob

Hes so stupid aaaa

also these three idiots Uhh theres alot actually like I LOVE Al and Jaxx and Pips OH AND TED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love all my ocs OH AND JO AND JACK AND BRANDY

[thezollinablog]

@comcgowa72253-blog​ @seasonsdochange​ @rysquared​ @unearthly-worldn​ @indiesurfer87​ @itzloren​ @colonial-street​ @hollysarchive​ @chrisiteen​ @beckybop​ @dedejahn​ @ladies-in-black​ @almost-careddd​ @ensaiofashion​ @gilt-ed-blog​ @making-love-in-paris​ @beforeyouweremine​ @qaer​ @jyhdesign-blog​ @abi-got-skills​ @kaylahhhx3-blog​ @theyuhh-blog​ @officialpepsicola​ @blogbyhannah-blog-blog​ @elbulboraquideo​ @b-eclassy​ @absolutalyeverythingilove​ @jenjay10-blog​

[poteteparadis]

Puras guiales finas! 👌🔥 Ayer tuvimos la oportunidad de presentar un preview de #QueArranqueElRock durante el cierre de @musicalionpty y quedé eléctrica con la energía que se sintió hasta el fondo del anfiteatro. Infinitas gracias a todo el crew de producción y a mis increíbles compañeros de escena por el apoyo y toda su buena vibra. 👑💖 #stagelife #musicalion2018 #Panama #QAER #musicals #valmonique #Lia #80s #rock #rocknacional #apoyalolocal #produccionnacional #musicfestival #girlpower (at Parque Recreativo y Cultural Omar)

[asexualcorvidae]

And of course since one of the people I had to email was my boss, he was like “well can you cancel a meeting today to get it done?” directed at me, and I said, sure, but 1 hour isn’t going to be enough from the sound of it!!!! And just left it at that. I’m going full passive aggressive because I’ve fucking had it with this dude.

Hey it’s this guy trying to give me anxiety!!! I told him who to escalate to and he told me to escalate it for him!!!! I don’t care how many “issues” you found my guy, I just don’t! This is committed and we have an entire 3 months to do bug fixes!!! Stop being an ass!!!!!

[loreholdlesbian]

Card transcription

Qaer Poisonmaven 4B

Creature- Snake Shaman Assassin [uncommon]

Deathtouch, lifelink

At the beginning of your end step, each opponent gets a poison counter for each Snake, Shaman, and.or Assassin that dealt combat damage to them this turn.

2/5

The poisonmavens are often hired both to save lives and to end them.

End transcription

[huseyinerol3453]

Aşkın aldı benden,beni, Bana Sen’i gerek Seni. Ben yanarım dün ü günü, Bana Seni gerek Seni. Ne varlığa sevinirim, ne yokluğa yerinirim, Aşkın ile avunurum, Bana Sen’i gerek Seni. Sûfîlere sohbet gerek, ahîlere ahret gerek. Mecnunlara Leyla gerek, Bana Sen’i gerek Seni. Yûnus’durur benim adım, Gün geldikçe artar odum . İki cihanda maksûdum, Bana Sen’i gerek Seni. Yunus Emre. Dilerim, her şey gönlümüzce, Hakça, sevgi ve huzur dolu olsun. Amin inşaAllah. En içten dileklerimle selam, sevgi ve dua ile. https://www.instagram.com/p/CTAKoq-qAER/?utm_medium=tumblr

[spencerreidsmiles]

Nosy anon answers

0: I’m 5,9 my doctor says I’m about 6 feet now. 1: I’m 14 2: me and my mom qaer the same shoe size,so it’s 11.

Girl how are you so tall goals

[aspiring-holistic-otaku]

IT'S MY GIRLFRIEND'S BIRTHDAY!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY @qaer !!!! I LOVE YOU 💕💕💕💕💕

[thezollinablog]

@comcgowa72253-blog​ @seasonsdochange​ @rysquared​ @unearthly-worldn​ @indiesurfer87​ @itzloren​ @colonial-street​ @hollysarchive​ @chrisiteen​ @beckybop​ @dedejahn​ @ladies-in-black​ @almost-careddd​ @ensaiofashion​ @gilt-ed-blog​ @making-love-in-paris​ @beforeyouweremine​ @qaer​ @jyhdesign-blog​ @abi-got-skills​ @kaylahhhx3-blog​ @theyuhh-blog​ @officialpepsicola​ @blogbyhannah-blog-blog​ @elbulboraquideo​ @b-eclassy​ @absolutalyeverythingilove​ @jenjay10-blog​

[poteteparadis]

🔥Faltan menos de 2 semanas para el estreno de #QueArranqueElRock! 🤘💋 ¿Ya compraste tus boletos? 🎫💥 #stagelife #musicals #Panama #QAER #rocknacional #rock #bedguero #comingsoon #aymadre