#pyro whitepine is gay

[bunnyarachnid]

Okay Whitepiners let’s think about this for a moment. I’m obsessed with W!Pyro and the whole argument about where the guest will stay with W!Zombie made me crazy so I thought- we don’t know what exactly W!Zolister is to the family, we don’t know if he’s a cousin or business partner or what, and maybe it’s a little far fetched to assume he’s a cousin or distant relative, but it made me think of something. If W!Zolister is any at all related to the family, then that makes that WHOLE interaction sickening. The fact that W!Zombie saw W!Pyro’s attempt to be NICE (I don’t think he was even being flirty, if he’s gay, I think he was actually just being nice) as an attempt to get with W!Zolister, even though he may or may not be a COUSIN, is actually sickening to think about because that shows how little W!Zombie thinks of his OWN SON. That’s why he never gives W!Pyro male assistants, that’s why he’s so rude about it as well, he thinks at ANY chance W!Pyro gets he’ll take it, even if it’s family and it MAKES ME SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(This is all hypothetical and FICTIONAL!! If I’m wrong then I’m wrong, it was just something I thought about, take it with a grain of salt <33)