#pyro plays y random

[pyromaniac-cyndaquil]

Welp after whatever the hell that grant battle was yesterday, continuing the y randomizer from here!

... And lmao ofc korrina has a Dialga in her standard lucario battle. Of course.

[life-is-unreal]

Stranger Danger~ {Genshin x Reader} Teyavat Chapter 15 - Artifact farming with Klee

You groaned. "What the fuck. They seriously locked me inside my own fucking room? Paimon, you little mf."

Let's just say that Paimon and Jean decided that you should return back since your anemo energy was pretty much depleted. Were you annoyed? Yeah. You seriously wanted to cook some emergency food.

Hell, Aether was like, "Y/N, stay there ok? You'll get kidnapped or some shit." Aaaand he locked the fucking door.

"Blub Blub." Bob and Bobetta stared at you confused. 

"Hush. It's not like ya'll can help me open the-... BOBETTA?!" You screeched.

Bobetta's innocent eyes blinked. She didn't look so innocent next to what's left of the door though.

You gaped at the ashes. "YOU BURNED DOWN THE FUCKING DOOR?"

"I-I- Oh whatever, you're a fucking pyro slime. The fuck was I expecting?" You pressed your temples. 

"Bob, Bobetta, come on, I seriously need to spend some money right now."

-.-.-

(Earth)

"Yvonne. Is everything done?"

"Yeah, Lorelei's gonna pay for the food and stuff. I'm still trying to get a helicopter though. I think the rich people are getting a hang on what's happening."

Yeleris frowned. "That won't do, we need at least one helicopter, I'm not going to be stuck in a car when the Apocalypse starts."

Lorelie rolled her eyes, "Why would you even want to go out when it starts? It's sooo stupid. Like girl?"

"You don't understand, I need to record what's going to happen in the early stages. You know how the Apocalypse in this world is basically a defense system on Earth against destructive elements like humans. We don't even know what form of Apocalypse it is."

"So? It's not the first Apocalypse themed world. It's always zombies, or shitty weather, or both, or some, I don't know, random ass supernatural shit." Yvonne muttered.

"We can just throw some surveillance cameras around the city. I'd much rather lounge at home you know?"

Lorelie poked your face. "When is Y/N going to wake up? It's my first time seeing a person inside a contaminated world get picked to become a player you know? Hopefully she doesn't die in Teyvat. That wouldn't be very fun."

"It's probably a system bug. I mean, I've never seen a player that's originally from a contaminated world and their original body didn't go with them to their assigned world. That's like- eughhh." Yvonne checked your pulse. "She's still alive at least. Time passes differently in each world, she might stop breathing any second you know?"

"You're talking as if we're gonna let her die." Lorelei grumbled, closing the door behind her. 

"You guys had to choose this place? I got fucking lost trying to find it."

"What? I'm not going to pick a place near the city center. What if it's a zombie apocalyptic world? They're ugly and smelly lil shits." Yeleris hissed. 

"Eugh. You and your stupid OCD shit."

"I DON'T HAVE OCD."

"Yeaaaaaa, totallyyy."

-.-.-

(Mondstadt City)

"Blub Blub?"

Bob spewed cold air all over your face. "Blub blub blub?" You hissed holding your head. For a second, you swore that you heard the voices of your dorm mates. 

"Are you ok pretty sister?" Klee asked. Her large eyes staring into yours. 

"Yeah... Wait! What are you doing here?"

"Ehehe Klee couldn't resist fish bombing. Aaaand, big brother Kaeya saw me so Klee ran away..."

You raised a brow, "Klee, there's barely any fish left. Do you know how mad Jean is going to be?" 

Klee rubbed her little hands, "Klee...Aha! Klee will say that it's the water thingies that killed the fish!"

"...Whatever make you happy Klee. Aren't you going to find Albedo?" You asked, not noticing the male.

Klee sighed softly, "Albedo is experimenting with the sample you gave Jean. He wouldn't let me play with him. Klee is sooo boreeeddd..." She hugged your waist. "Big sister Y/N, can we please g play? Pleasssse. Klee will make you some Dodocos! We can match!" 

Rubbing her fluffy hair, you nodded. "Klee, do you want to help me with farming?"

The loli tilted her head, "Farm? Big sister farms? Like, plants?"

"No Klee. I mean artifact farming."

"Arty- facts? Hmmmm, it's those trinkets right?! Klee has quite a few! Klee can give you some!" Just like that, a bunch of five-star artifacts appeared in her arms. 

"Big sister can take everything!" Klee giggled at your dumbfounded expression.

You breathed in and out slowly, opening your mouth hesitantly. "K-Klee. Did you farm these yourself or was it one of your big sisters and brothers?"

Klee blinked. "Oh! Klee was testing out one of Klee's new prototypes and big brother Albedo told Klee to go into a- umm, doymin, ummm, domain! We were in Liyue gathering materials for his potions so Klee went to the nearest domain. I think it's called the Domain of Blessing? Yeah! There were lots of pyro slimes so Albedo had to help me out with that one. Klee has also done a lot of other domains but the arty-facts there aren't as good so Klee just gives them away as presents!"

"W-well, Klee, do you want to go with me to farm artifacts?"

"Sure!!! Will Bob and Bobetta come with us?!" 

"Yeah... Why not...". You needed Bob to help defeat the pyro slimes, Bobetta being a pyro slime could probably also help confuse the slimes.

-.-.-

(Valley of Remembrance)

"Klee, are you absolutely sure you want to try this level?" You gaped as the girl hopped to the lvl 90 door. 

"It's fine big sister! Klee has done it sooo many times with big sister Sucrose!" She laughed. "My Hydro version of Dodoco was created with the help of Sucrose after fighting the pyro slimes! Klee couldn't do anything with the pyro Dodoco!"

"Wait- you have a hydro version of Dodoco?" You raised a brow. If Klee could create different types of bombs, Klee's overall power would be increased significantly, perhaps she could become the second Alice.

"Yeah! Klee also has a cryo and geo version. Klee will create more versions if big brother Albedo and big sister Jean allows!"

You nodded, "Let's go Klee."

And with that, the two of you were sucked into the darkness. How could you describe it? It's like someone being in a vacuum, except it didn't feel uncomfortable, in contrast, it felt quite nice.

"There you are!" Klee smiled happily, handing you a blue Dodoco. "Hi Bobetta! Hi Bob! Klee would give you one too but there's not a lot. Klee will give you some next time we go arty-fact farming!"

She snickered softly at your awed gaze. "It's your first time in an arty-fact domain right! It's really beautiful! Klee was sooo surprised on her first time too! You see that big red key in the middle of the platform? Just put your hand on it! The slimes will spawn after a few seconds. Just in time for Klee to place the Dodocos!"

It didn't take too long for you to truly acknowledge just how overpowered Klee is. 

"BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUBBB!" Bob and Bobetta screeched. Their normal blub blubs were gone, the high pitched blubs that came out of their... mouths? Yeah, never heard of. From their animated expressions, you could see just how shaken they were.

What happened a few seconds before was that the moment the pyro slimes showed up, the hydro Dodocos exploded, so now, there's a bunch of slime fragments littered everywhere.

"BLUUUUB BLUUUUB." Bobetta shrieked as Klee scooped her up out of curiosity. No wonder, you would be scared to death if you saw a bunch of humans explode right in front of you and the person that caused it casually scoops you up.

"Wooowwww, Klee never knew slimes could make this expression. It's so cute!" Her eyes turned into crescent moons, squishing the orange blob.

Bob bounced behind you, his eyes gazing fearfully at Klee. "BLUB!" Bobetta's eyes welled with tears, staring into yours. If slimes could talk Bobetta would probably be cussing and screaming to get out of Klee's arms.

"Klee sweetie, let's go get the artifacts." you said sighing, plucking the teary eyed Bobetta out of her arms.

"Awwww, ok!"

"...You are fuc- Fudging kidding me. YOU GOT ALL CRITS AND I GET DEFS? KLEE I DEMAND ANOTHER ROUND. AND YOU GOT TWO FIVE- STARS? WHAT?!"

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Chapter 15.5 + Teyvat Chapter 16:

https://www.tumblr.com/life-is-unreal/764850059160485888/stranger-danger-genshin-x-reader-teyvat-chapter?source=share

[cupidsdescendant]

Mercs X Sweet Tooth G/N!

Hey yall! It’s been a while since I wrote a short head canon list for the mercs and so I decided to write this! I really have been getting into writing actual one shot stories instead of lists so that’s why my posts have been so slow  ^___^ I’m thinking about making a version of this one for the creepy pasta characters to go back to fanfic roots ;-; anyways, g’day! Mwah XOXOXO

Scout:

-Very happy

-“Oh yeah? What’s your favorite one? Really! Mine too!” He takes out your favorite candy in response 

-You both like staying up at 3 am eating random sweets

-The sugar rush hits both of you SOOOOO hard. Running across the fort, double, fuck it, triple jumping all around and screaming violently.

- You both literally laugh at almost every thing the mercs say even if it’s not funny or relevant and both laugh at each other laughing so hard. Your laughs become even wheezier when you both cannot speak and it’s both of you mumbling and laughing and your mumbling.

-Just as much as the rush gets you the crash hits harder than the market crash of 2008. Both of you are literally so tired you guys can’t even get up. Eyes sore, legs weak, body tired, everything hurts after literally sonic speeding everywhere. You both wake up holding each other or spooning <3.

-Instead of a hot steamy cup of coffee in the morning you wake Scout up by sitting on top of him and feeding him lemon heads and sour gummy bears. 

-You like to throw gummies and candies into his mouth during fights just to play around and it helps with a speed boost 

-Although Scout loves candy his favorite is of course: B o n k 

-And you both drink it religiously! At this point you both have it in an IV put up into your veins. 

-Scout and you have so much fun with candy. You both go to candy stores together and have fun picking out candies and sodas. Once you both get home you guys would eat eat eat, lose your mind and sleep for the rest of the night ^___^

Soldier: 

-He doesn’t eat a lot of sweets, but once you give him one he goes a little crazy 

-Once, you gave him a chocolate bar and he rocket jumped to space and didn’t come back for at least 3 days

-Soldier finds you alone eating a 12 pack of mini cupcakes to yourself and he gasps “Dear god!” 

-“mfwhaht-?” Y/N said mouth full of white cake and frosting. CANNIBALISM!!” He screams pointing at you in horror

-“HoW!?” Y/N yelled out, Soldier ran over and ran his hand on Y/N’s chin “My cupcake is eatin’ a cupcake!”

-He loves a good ol' fashion American Cherry pie

-Coke is his favorite drink

-He mostly enjoys milk chocolate and whoppers

-Always makes sure they're made in America

Pyro:

-you know em, Pyro is a maniac for that typa shit. Way even more than Scout

-Give them a jolly rancher and he'll spend half of the time rolling around in circles laughing and banging his head on the wall

-her brain is already filled with sunshine and rainbows but once you add candy- it's full blown candy land

-they like to make you dance a lot when he's hyper on candy! Always spinning you around and around <3

-He likes hoping around too. He acts kinda like a little bunny ;w;

-Pyro and you basically just run around setting everything on fire without a care in the world

-His favorite candy...? All of em! Lollipops and sour-sweet ones are his favorites.

-They propose to you with a ring pop

Demoman:

-he can handle some sweet things but he's not a big fan

-But when you mix a sugar rushed Y/N with a drunk Demo it's alllllllll chaos.

-You both love doing karaoke when you're out of yall's minds, screaming violently to songs or crying to sad ones

-Probably have a super duper upper crazye rap battle too

-When you both crash you find each other on the other sides of the rooms but when you both wake up you go and cuddle.

-You both try and get sober from your addictions but fail and the next weekend is the same lol

-Like I said, Demo doesn't really like candy. The only ones he'd eat is going to be mixed with alcohol or root beer ones

Heavy:

no comment. these are his favorite

Engineer:

-being from the south, he loves moon pies and other pies in general

-Engi loves maple taffy and whenever it's winter time he makes them with the mercs or just enjoys them by himself

-He loooves taffy and Rocky Road!!

-Pie is also his favorite, Pumpkin pie specifically. He always likes to eat it with a scoop of vanilla ice cream

-All of the sweet things he eats are always warm and relaxing and so you both like to cozy up together and eat together

-Engineer always has to hold you down when you get a little hyper and he has to tell you to relax

-Gets overwhelmed trying to calm you down and eventually gives up but you decided to sit next to him when you can't find him

Medic:

-always warns you about cavities and tells you not to eat so much sweets

-He usually hides the fact that he eats soo much candy.

-Considering Medic is German he eats mostly German candy and chocolates but he's afraid to admit he likes American candies a lot

-He likes to eat sour candies but his taste in things is a lot more "luxury" and so he eats mostly dark chocolate

-Def the kind of guy to say he's not eating chocolate or candy and have stains all over his clothes and mouth

-Medic's manic-ness and your hyper-ness when you're on a sugar rush is. terrifying. Both of you don't stop and you both cannot.

-Both of you go on the most crazy adventures. Once you both woke up with your limbs detached and the other time you guy's switched bodies

Sniper:

-Sniper doesn't eat sweets. periodt.

-He usually just watches you go coo coo through his rifle and chuckles to himself

-even though he doesn't eat anything sweet he think it's so cute that you love sweets so much

-He goes out his way to always buy you candy when he has the time and his favorite part is holding it while you chomp into it

-Once he saw you eating oreos and he called you cookie monster and you didn't know how to feel

-He's very neutral with everything tbh..

-You always try to convince him to eat it but he just can't do it

-So he'll eat something savory while you eat something sweet so he can interact and hang out with you

Spy:

-He loves chocolate croissants...okay sorry for the french joke lmao

-seriously though he's french! France has the most bomb fucking sweets and desserts ever

-He loves Macarons, Éclairs, Profiterole and crepes

-He also really loves to tell you the history of those desserts and loves sharing his culture with you!!! <3

-He tries to calm you down whenever you have a sugar rush and usually forces you to sit down and eat desserts while he reads to you

-Loves to wipe off the cream or frosting off your face and say some horny french bullshit

-You alwaysssss beg Spy to make French pastries and he reluctantly agrees

-You both spend hours in the kitchen making food together and flirting. It's a really cute moment.

-During breaks or lunch you both eat your pastries together <333

okay so it's been a while since I posted. Hey yall! Hope you like this one <3 stay cute! Mwah xoxoxo

[david-tennant-addict]

Hi I don't know if you're ok writing for pyro but I really like your alphabet things for the mercs and thought i'd ask for a request anyways. Have a nice day :)

omg yes! But I only do sfw for them since I headcannon them as asexual oh and I headcannon them as non-binary/agender!

Pyro SFW alphabet

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

They usually show affection by giving you gifts or making you things

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Finding out you like what they like

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

They LOVE to cuddle

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

They love to cook but it ends up burnt by they don’t know that

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

They would have engineer say it for them since they’re mute

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Not a big fan of marriage but if you really want to they’ll do it

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Very gentle but slightly hyper

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

LOVES HUGS!!!!

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

It takes a bit but they do and on a piece of paper/ drawing

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

They’re not too jealous but they still can be

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Kisses on the mask are a must

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

No

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Drawing and playing with plushies

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Sleeping and dreaming about candy and happiness and you

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

After a very long time

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Not that easily but it can happen

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

They remember everything

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

When you shown them kindness and interest in their interests

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

They’re protective but not overbearing

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

They will make everything

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Burning things.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Not really. But sometimes they are

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Yes. They’d feel lost

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

They like it when you defend them when others use the wrong pronouns or are mean to them

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Being mean or a bully

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

Moving in their sleep

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I hope you liked it!!!!

[fabricated-misslieness]

pairing: aether x gender neutral reader

req: no | wc: 657

a/n: i’m soft for aether’s hair. a little melancholic ending, but it’s up for interpretation.

Your hands were magic.

Anytime they touched his hair, Aether was suddenly only your lap, rendered immobile. Commissions, worries, random things citizens dumped on him; everything just dissipated.

I have so many things to do, gosh, there’s more hilichurls making- are those (y/n)’s hands??? In my hair??? Ahhh, what was I thinking about?

This often made him abandon Paimon, which she often complained about, but Aether didn’t care about his annoying yet comforting companion when you played with his hair. All he focused on was the relaxing feeling and you.

Paimon, was of course, not very pleased with this. Add on the fact that you couldn’t multitask playing with two people’s hair - she enjoys it too - and you chose Aether over her, and she was angry. Then again, she’s played with the famed traveler’s hair before too, and it was so soft she almost didn’t want to let go.

She understood, but that didn’t mean she wasn’t mad.

So imagine your surprise when she came barging into your house, tugging said traveler along, as you have your afternoon tea. Today was the only day that she brought him to you with the purpose of playing with his hair.

You see, today was a troublesome day. Aether was frustrated, he had gotten slightly injured on each of his commissions, he had forgotten to pack food, and nobody was available to accompany him on his adventure.

Paimon had caught onto this, and like the good friend she was, she led him to you.

“Aether, good afternoon.”

“Hey… Paimon, why did you lead me here, I-” You could hear the frustration in his voice and see various bruises on his skin, so you pull him into your embrace.

As you worked away on undoing his tie, one hand working away on his head, you gave Paimon a smile, “Good job, Paimon. You can go raid my leftovers.”

“What’s wrong dear?” You turn your attention back to the frustrated traveler.

Aether sighs, finding a comfortable position with his head on your lap, before giving into his frustrations. He begins to rant about his day, to which you ‘listen’ to.

Whether or not you listened, it hardly mattered. All that Aether wanted right now, was his hair free from its braid and at the mercy of your hands. Which, inevitably, he did not need to wait for any longer.

“And then because I didn’t have Xinyan, or Klee, or anyone with a Pyro vision, I couldn’t burn the Mitachurl’s shield! I- oh…” Aether allows himself to melt into your touch, closing his eyes and groaning in bliss.

“You’ve got quite a few knots here, Aether.” He loves the way his name rolls off your tongue, and the way you’re able to deal with his knotted hair with ease. “It’s only been a day, too.”

“My hair…” He has an explanation, but right now, he can’t even think of it. “does that.”

Your cute laugh just adds onto the soft moment, “I can see that, darling.”

This is… gosh, he normally doesn’t drift off when you do this. But this was much needed after the hard day he’s had, so it wouldn’t be bad, would it?

“Aether, you’re dozing off.”

“Mhm.” He sleepily affirms. Your laugh is as wonderful as ever, but right now… he doesn’t have enough… attention… to give to it…

What time is it? Ah, that didn’t matter.

“Goodnight.” He murmurs.

Aether was as cute as ever, nodding off to sleep in just a few minutes. It was a little silly, since he’d been awake through half hour long sessions, but you couldn’t blame him. The day must’ve really been tiresome. “Goodnight, Aether.”

He’s asleep by the time you say that. His hair is so soft that you continue to play with it, not that unconscious Aether would complain.

“Love you.” If only he was awake right now. It would be lovely to hear him say it back.

[justgenshinstuf]

Your requests are open!?

Could I see team dynamics with Albedo, Bennett, Chongyun, and Xingqiu please?

Thank you! I really love all your posts!!

Thank you for the kind words, and I’m sorry for taking so long 😭

Hope you will still enjoy the post I prepared!

Team Headcanons: Albedo, Bennet, Chongyun and Xingqiu

Let’s say Albedo is not the best baby(teenage)sitter. He is great with Klee of course, but that’s a whole different story.

Being a not too good in establishing bonds of a person he mostly sticks to the idea of if they are not killing anyone, each other or themselves, they’ll be fine. So there was not much of supervision going on.

Also the fact he wasn’t that much older than the rest of them played it’s part. “I am not the leader by nature, y/n. But if it truly matters to you, I, of course, will keep an eye on them.”

Obviously the boys were more then happy with the outcome. Each of them felt old and capable enough to fend for himself. And that was partially true, since all three had some prior experience in exciting independently and solving their own problems.

Although all of them together could become quite a catastrophe. Naturally Xingqiu became the unspoken leader of the youth, coming up with all kinds of quests for their team and, of course, some mischief.

Him and Chongyun knew each other long enough to be considered best friends, so Bennet came around as kind of a third wheel. He didn’t mind, the guy was happy to have any kind of friends, even if they couldn’t consider him their number one.

He was even a bit pushy and intrusive at first giving the lack of proper communication skills. Bennet was always an outsider at home, avoided by most people because of his ‘condition’. He wasn’t sure if he had to mention it, but decided it might have been dishonest or even dangerous not to.

Visibly nervous he just spat it all out - about the misfortune thing, adopted family, people being scared of him. “Even Albedo doesn’t know what’s up, and he is the smartest guy I know!”

The boys were visibly lost for a second, trying to process the whole story that had been dumped on them, before Xingqiu laughed breaking the awkwardness. “So you are like Chongyun here, huh?”

That was when Bennet learned about the whole deal with “congenital positivity”. He never even knew there could be something similar to his problem, so he took the news with all seriousness. He took all the possible precautions not to accidentally trigger Chongyun’s positivity with his Pyro Vision or sudden bursts of unfortunate events.

Bennet was more of a mom-friend than anyone, bringing spare water bottles for Chongyun and making sure he stayed out of burning midday sun, cooking meals for the whole team and carrying everything needed for the first aid. He was trying his best to overcompensate all the random mishaps following him.

His misfortune really was acting up on certain days. Xingqiu had to put his flames out by slapping him with an emergency water splash every so often. Not only to prevent Chongyun unintentionally overheating, but also not to let Bennet burn himself and everything around him to ashes.

Although Albedo and Xingqiu were previously pen pals (or more like pen acquaintances), working on a book together not so long ago, he rarely joined their shenanigans outside of completing daily commissions from the Traveler.

Albedo spent his “free time” going somewhere to carry out some experiments or simply draw in peace, not too far from their camp in case something really serious happened. He usually came back with some impressive landscape paintings or sketches of old ruins. They all came up with an idea to start doing little drawing sessions together.

It helped to calm down a bit and have a little rest from whatever was going on. It also unexpectedly eased Bennet’s misfortunate occurrences for a short while, even though he wasn’t so proud of the pictures that he managed to finish at that time.

[gshinisalesbian]

Midnight Moon II

Kaeya x Reader (Part 2 of 3)

Here for Part 1!

13

That night, a heavy storm blew through Mondstadt. You and Kaeya huddled together under an old tree, your knees held against your chest as you gazed up at the sky. You felt the stiffness of Kaeya’s body next to yours; he hadn’t said a word since his father left you two.

You doubted Kaeya’s father would come back.

They were Khaenri’ah’s “last hope” as they had so often been called. What were silly things like family bonds when compared to saving their home?

You shivered, the cold reaching your bones. Mondstadt was the city of freedom, and you had felt that euphoric feeling when you had entered the city. But it was a lie, you realized, as you sat out in the storm. You could never be free, not while you were responsible for all of Khaenri’ah.

“Are you cold?” Kaeya finally spoke, his blue eyes staring blankly ahead of him. You could feel the warmth of him next to you, but you wondered how much of him was really there with you.

“A little. I’m alright, though. ... Are you?”

“I don’t know,” he said quietly. You were surprised: such a tone was truly unlike him. “But I do know that we have a job to do now. That’s all we’re supposed to think about, right?”

“Yeah.” You let out a small breath of air, wrapping your arms around yourself. “You’re right.”

“Hey!” You heard a voice call out loudly, your eyes shooting to try and peer through the storm. “Who are you?”

You recognized the face of Master Crepus approaching you two, a defensive stance in his limbs. He was the owner of this winery, and was famous as being the best wine maker in all of the seven nations. He no doubt thought the two of you were here to rob him.

And weren’t you? Maybe not of his life’s work, but of the information he held that Khaenri’ah could use against his home.

“My name is Kaeya,” you heard him say next to you, trying to pull the expression of a frightened, lost child. “And this is my life companion, Y/N. We’re orphans with no where to go, you see, and we were just trying to take shelter from the storm.”

“Orphans?” Crepus asked, his eyebrows knitting in an expression you couldn’t quite read. “How long have you been alone, boy?”

“Months now, Master,” you answered for Kaeya, not having to hide your shivers from the cold. “We have no food or Mora. We are sorry for trespassing, sir, but we truly have no place to go.”

Crepus considered you two, eyes taking in your messy hair and his dirty clothes. He saw the tired lines under Kaeya’s eyes, the callouses that covered your hands.

He sighed, running a hand through his ruby hair. “Well, there’s nothing else to be done about it. Come with me. The least I can give you two is food and new clothes.”

He glanced at Kaeya, a frown growing on his face. “I have a son your age. I couldn’t bear to see someone so like him in your condition.”

With that he turned, leading the way for you and Kaeya.

You and him shared a glance, looking into his blue eyes. You were flooded with warmth and comfort. Kaeya always had that effect on you, and you knew that whatever would happen from now, you would have Kaeya by your side until the end.

14

You and Kaeya had lived with Crepus for a year now, gathering more and more intel while slowly growing even more guilty about it.

Kaeya had grown close to Crepus’ son, Diluc, so close that they were inseparable. The boys, brothers in ever right, took you everywhere with them, traversing the fields of Springvale and the stores of Mondstadt’s city.

Diluc was the Calvary Captain of the Knights of Favonius, already possessing a Pyro vision even at such a young age. Still, you often saw the childish and innocent wonder that Diluc still held inside him, and you felt like maybe this place could be your home.

Crepus had grown attached to you and Kaeya, treating you the same as he did his own son. Being the only girl under his care, Crepus loved showering you in new dresses, ribbons, shoes, you name it. You weren’t too proud to admit that he loved to spoil you, but you weren’t going to complain about it either. It was very different from your old life in Khaenri’ah.

You turned to look at Kaeya, brushing your hair over your shoulder. “Kaeya, come help me for a second.”

Kaeya glanced up at you from where he sat on a nearby chair, glancing through a random book on the stand next to it. He stood, making his way over to you where you were standing in front of a tall mirror. “What do you need?”

“Tie my dress for me,” you said, lifting up his hair so he could reach it better. Such a request was not unusual for you; you and Kaeya had been incredibly close since you were 12, often sharing a bed when the other couldn’t sleep, or helping bathe the other when they were too weak or injured to do so themselves. Despite the teasing of adults, it had never been anything sexual; you two simply cared for each other, being comfortable enough around each other to not have such high boundaries anymore.

Kaeya complied, hands reaching down to tie the red ribbon around you waist to tighten your dress. You let your hair fall back down when he was done, gazing in the mirror at your appearance. You saw Kaeya was staring at you too in the mirror, blue eyes taking you in.

“You look beautiful,” he told you gently, a small smile playing on his lips. You felt it too. The dress was white and lacy, a silky red ribbon wrapped around you waist. You were certain it was more expansive than everything you had ever owned back at home.

“Thank you.” You smiled, turning around to look at him. “You look pretty yourself.”

Kaeya was dressed in an expansive white shirt, his black pants free of wrinkles or stains. His blue hair had gotten long enough to pull it back with a ribbon (which, you noted, was one of yours). You teasingly reached your hand forward, running your hand through his blue hair. “Quite the Prince Charming.”

“Please.” He wrinkled his nose at you with a laugh. “I’m better looking than him.”

“Oh, sure.” You rolled your eyes, enjoying seeing the amusement dance through Kaeya’s eyes.

Kaeya grabbed your hand, interlacing his dark fingers with yours. “Well, Princess, father and Diluc are waiting for us.”

You raised an eyebrow at that. Since when had Kaeya referred to Crepus as father?

“Of course. Wouldn’t want to make your boyfriend wait long for you.” You laughed at Kaeya’s pointed glare, letting out a small snort when he elbowed your side.

“Please, he couldn’t handle this.” He used his free hand to gesture to himself, wiggling his eyebrows at you.

“You better thank your lucky stars that I can.”

He laughed, pulling you by your intertwined hands to the door, holding it open for you with a playful bow.

15

“How did you get sticks in your hair...?” Diluc questioned you, running a brush through your hair.

You sheepishly shrugged, not particularly wanting to admit to Diluc that you had gotten into a fight with a neighboring (and quite unusual) hilichurl.

Diluc let out a small sigh, smiling at you. He was always very relaxed and carefree, and you knew how such an attitude easily charmed and captivated boys and girls alike in Mondstadt. Briefly you wondered if things would be different between you two if you did not feel as strongly towards Kaeya as you did.

Diluc continued to brush your hair in silence. Usually Kaeya would style your hair for you, but he was out with Crepus, trying to gather more intel from him. Not matter how relaxed you and Kaeya got here, you two were afraid what would happen to you (and Kaeya’s newfound brother and father) if you did not complete your mission.

You inefficienciantly had tried to do your hair yourself, but your hands were more accustomed to holding a sword than a brush. Diluc had noticed your struggles, and with a deep laugh, had offered to help you. You figured he put at least some work into his hair, noticing the long ruby strands, and had accepted.

Besides, you did want to get to know Diluc better. Despite living with Crepus and Diluc for so long, you had tried to avoid truly getting close with the young son. You didn’t want to add to your guilt, or get too attached to them when you would inevitably have to betray them. That didn’t stop Kaeya, however. Knowing how close the boys had gotten, you wanted to understand what Kaeya saw in him.

“So, Calvary Captain,” you started, noticing Diluc’s attention shift when you spoke. “How are the Knights treating you?”

Diluc practically beamed, pride radiating off his skin. “Couldn’t be better. I’m making my father proud.”

You stiffened, his words reminding you of Kaeya only a few years before. You wondered if Kaeya could have had a life like him if only they had been born in another life, far away from their homeland.

“That’s wonderful,” you said weakly, but Diluc took no notice, his eyes gleaming with untold confidence. He seemed to take his duty seriously, but that didn’t erase the childish adoration he still held.

You smiled to yourself. Diluc was so confident and energetic; you really couldn’t ever imagine him losing those characteristics even as an adult. You were certain he would grow up being just as cheerful and carefree.

Without realizing it, a fantasy formed in your mind. You imagined Kaeya too, still Diluc’s brother, still boisterous and teasing, joking with Diluc without having to worry about the weight that hung on his shoulders. He was older now, and free, and home.

And you were by his side, more matured and careful, but comfortable with the brothers, comfortable with the home you had built. Kaeya looked over at you, a smile in his older eyes as he leaned down and kissed your forehead. You could feel the affection and fondness on his lips, and without realizing it, you knew that this dream was what you wanted more than anything.

But it could never come true.

[ihavenoconsistentname]

[This blog is inactive as fuck and this pinned out of date our collective blog is @pyxsys]

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(Basic info, interests, sys-related info, blacklist + DNI/do not follow, socials, tag stuff, etc.)

Last updated: 09/27/22

Note! The individual information in this post is about Alex, however, others may be on this blog possibly posting once or twice. It's not necessarily a collective blog, but in some small ways it is. Everyone has their own blogs still! They're listed in this post as well :)

[Ladies and gentlemen, you have been the most beautiful audience!]

Basic info:

>My name is Alex! You can also call me Raven, Shumaii, Ky, Xav, X, or any shortening of Achilles. My most preferred names are Alex, X, and Raven. Pyx is technically a secondary but not preferred.

>My pronouns are he/him (2 versions: he/him/his and he/him/hiz), hy/hym (he/him with y's instead), xe/xem, ra/rav, and achi/achill. He/him is the primary set used, second most preferred is xe/xem, third ra/rav (pronoun guides at the end of this section)

>I'm not 100% sure of how I identify but for now I stick with demiboy leaning agender and aroace. Please do not use any feminine/female-aligned terms for me and do not flirt with me, especially if you're over 16-17 cause I'm 16 and that's uh Weird 👉👉

>Feel free to send asks as long as they're appropriate and you're not being an asshole. Anon will always be on unless abused, but I only turn them off if I'm being anon spammed or harassed which has only happened once or twice. You can also send me submissions, but note I might not always see them super quick or post them.

Pronoun guides:

(aka how to apply them)

>Alt. he/him is just he/him/hiz/himzelf/etc, just he/him replacing s with z

>Hy/hym: hy = he, hym = him, hys = his, hy's = he's, hymself = himself, just he/him with y's instead

>Xe/xem: xe = they, xem = them, xyr/xeir = their, xyr/xy're = they're, xemself/xyrself = themself/theirself

>Ra/rav: ra = he, rav = him, rav's = he's, rave's = his, ravself/raveself = himself (based off the name/word raven)

>Achi/achill: achi = he, achill = him, achi's = he's, achill's = his, achiself/achillself = himself (based off the name Achilles)

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General Interests:

(Bold = most into)

Welsknight's content

Olexa's content

Binding of Isaac (Afterbirth+, Repentance, and occasionally OG/flash Isaac)

Inscryption

Deltarune

Sally Face (loosely)

The Song of Achilles

Animal Crossing (New Horizons) (loosely)

3rd life/last life SMP

Toontown Rewritten

Revita

Reto/Retromation (Revita, Hades, BoI, TCG, wholesomeverse live)

Moddi streams

Genshin Impact (I don't play on my own acc anymore but sometimes do stuff for Cain when he's not in the front)

Five Nights at Freddy's in general, pretty much all games (I don't know shit abt the lore anymore)

Arcane

Space/planets/vice versa (not knowledgable)

(Interests generally tend to be shared among all of or most of us)

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System-Related Info

We have 26 known alters, but some alters may be unlisted at times, usually when an alter is new. For more information on all of us (minus those unlisted ofc), here's the collective carrd for our system. Currently, our system name is "The Starlight/Pyxis System", though we do our own things individually so it may not be very obvious that we're a system (by that I mean we have our own accounts anywhere that we want to post stuff). We are also a host-centric system, which is why you may often see our host(s) fronting for longer periods of time.

Front indicators in bio:

🌺 = Alex

⚔ = Wels/Cain

🥀 = Cyrus

🎹 = Melody

♦️ = Hels/Azazel

♟ = Etho

🔥 = Tango

🐦 = Jimmy

🧨 = Joel

🎲 = Branzy

🃏 = Pierce

☠ = Pyro

📖🔮 = Maddy

💜 = Subz

🦊 = Vitalasy

⚡ = Spoke

🗡 = Alicia

🏹 = Faine

⭐ = Hunter

🌿 = Willow

💠 = Yuliy

🌹 = Mikhail

♠️ = Jesse

🥄 = Sam

💙 = Jay

🏵 = Bee

🐇 = Eve

✂️ = Kal

⚫ = Silh

You can find relevant/general info on the collective carrd and individual info about each of us on the alter list carrd linked there. We also have a carrd that's basically a random info dump about us.

Individual accounts:

Wels - @knights--hoard + @wels--knight

Cyrus - @cyrusnix

Hels - @xprince-of-hellx

Alicia - @soldier--poet--king

Yuliy - @yuliy--jirov

Mikhail - @mikhail--jirov

Jess - @jessassassin + @not-jessassin

Sam - @iamnotsp00n

Jay - @revitakid

Hunter - @a-bad-but-sad-boy

Willow - @willow--park

Tango - @tangoofthetekvariety

Etho - @youve-been-etho-d

As mentioned at the beginning, other alters may post here as well! Posts made by alters other than me (Alex) will be signed with their proxy/emoji at the end and their txt tag will be [proxy].txt. For reblogs, any talking in them will likely be signed off and they'll tag the reblog with "[proxy]-rb". This blog is not necessarily a collective, but it can act similar to a collective dashboard if that makes sense at all.

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General blacklist:

Close-ups of insects without warning/asking in a previous ask, please ask to send me those first!

Discussion of self harm or suicide untagged/without warning if you're not a close friend

Any slurs whatsoever, I'm fine with people reclaiming the f slur as long as you're not using it in a derogatory way towards anyone else I genuinely don't care if you call me that lol (I personally will not ever use it in posts)

Images or discussion of needles or veins

Names only cause mild discomfort but generally avoid the names Jamie, Mya, Ice/Hal, Miles, and any names from the Crater System, and if you don't know those names feel free to ask (This also includes the name Python so please don't talk to us about the cc just cause it causes discomfort to hear the name, sorry.)

Generally do not fucking speak to me about CS unless you personally have been harmed by them as well and want to talk about it. If you're asking what they did, that's fine. But we aren't open to discussion about it unless a) we're venting about it or b) you've also been affected by them directly.

Criticism of any sort on my art, constructive or not, politely given or not, even if I don't do art much anymore at all. Just don't want it or need it, thx

Jokes that sound disapproving or angry without using tone indicators or even with tone indicators like don't tell me something clearly negative or rude and then slap /j or /lh on it because buddy that ain't how it works.

Transphobia/homophobia/racism/etc. Duh. I'm not down to discuss those topics.

Using any female-aligned terms towards me (only male-aligned or androgynous/gender neutral please, just uncomfy and tbh annoying)

Images of lips (incredibly uncomfortable + mild anxiety trigger ngl lol)

Jokes about kissing me lmao choke

Anything NSFW unless you wanna sound like a pedo because I'm 15

Keep politics away from me because I don't have the energy to argue and you can't expect a burnt out sophomore to know a lot about it anyway

Don't call me any typically sexual names/terms like whore, for one thing I'm ace, for another thing I'm a minor anyway, and for a third thing it reminds me of someone who makes me incredibly uncomfortable and in some cases it can be triggering.

If you call fictive memories fake I'm hard blocking you, do not say that kind of shit to us

Please don't tag me or any of us in self care or eating reminders because it's uncomfortable. Don't give us any either unless you're a close friend just giving a simple "take care of yourself". Just bugs us a little.

Don't talk about religion, not triggering just uncomfortable

I'm not down to discuss 2019 hermitblr shit that happened since I was affected by it/targeted to a degree so don't ask me about it unless you're documenting things (as in gathering info against people behind it to document)

I am not down to talk about/discuss/hear about SA unless you're a close friend.

Mutuals please tag:

(Bolded = use an additional "alex don't look" tag, non-bolded just means make sure you tag the topic normally, those don't need the other tag, if you need to know how to tag something ask!)

Sexual assault discussions

Discussions/detailing of religious things, kind of just relating to christianity cause it's uncomfy for us

Self care/eating reminders

Anything that tries to guilt you into reblogs/notes

Anything trying to guilt you into self care

Discussion/mention of animal abuse

Discussion/mention of being hospitalized for mental health

Discussion/mention of fusion (system thing)

Close-up images of spiders (non-drawings)

Any kind of toxic positivity bs

Anything that's like "life is short so be positive/do positive things" in any way

Any content relating to watchers, especially imagery of watcher!grian

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DNI/Do Not Follow:

• If you aren't going to at all acknowledge that we're a system

• Trump supporters

• Pro-lifers

• Anti-self diagnosing (when done properly as in through thorough research n stuff) or if you think you need to have a professional diagnosis to be valid/that diagnosis isn't a privilege (it is.)

• Anti-system/kin

• Anyone who engages in cancel or callout culture mainly just for small fandom drama but also just like in general

• Performative activists or if you support performative activism

• NSFW/18+/kink blogs

• Pro-ana/thinspo

• Anti-mogai/anti-neopronouns

• TERFS, SWERFS, racists, sexists, homophobes, or anyone anti-LGBTQ+ in any way

• Ace/aro exclusionists

• Anyone who just wants to argue or cause drama

• Anyone who supports C//llMeC//rson

• Hardcore dream stans/general dsmp stans (casual/chill fans are fine)

• If you support Fundy/defend him

• Anyone friends with or associated with the Crater System or anyone that continues defending them/would continue to defend them

• If you group in every other mcyt group with dream smp saying "mcyt fans/stans dni" or say "mcyts are toxic" or vice versa, or generally if you always say mcyt when you mean dsmp

• Endogenic systems or tulpa systems or their supporters, or any other made up non-traumagenic bs

• If you use the terms sysmed and traumascum, embarrassing for you <3

• Transmeds/truscums/if you think trans misogyny doesn't exist/isn't real

• If you think blackwashing is real or that white washing isn't

• Kaeluc shippers lol or if you defend them, seek therapy

• Pro-shippers/"anti-antis" whatsoever, especially if you preach about it not being harmful

• If you support or are associated with Miles, Hal/Ice, Andy, or anyone involved in that group (hc fandom shitheads)

• If you think that having a professional diagnosis makes you better than anyone or gives you the right to fakeclaim undxed/self dxed systems

• If you call pseudomemories/fictive memories and source trauma fake or delusions or compare introjects to DA's

• If you're aggressively anti-hermitshipping or just against it at all. If you politely don't like it that's fine but if you're hardcore against it and are loud or obnoxious or rude about it go the fuck away.

• If you judge or shame introjects based on their sources or shame systems for their introjects for any reason

• If you aren't critical of your interests

• If you base system headcanons off of stereotypes and stigmas/support DID/OSDD stereotypes and stigmas

• If you headcanon CANONICAL Sun & Moon as a system or think they're an accurate representation of one (making your own non-canon versions is fine if you change them to be at least SOMEWHAT accurate to systems.)

• If you misgender Frisk, Chara, or Kris

• If you find genuine enjoyment in the no mercy routes in UT/DR

• If you villainize Chara or blame the no mercy route on them

• If you support or defend generikb

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Other social medias:

Shared Twitter - _pyxsys_

Instagram - xsing.o.musex (I barely use this)

Shared Twitch - pyxsys_ (we mask in chats when we do speak in them)

Shared Discord - Pyxsys#6841 (interactions/messages in public servers are masked, if we ever speak in them)

I don't play Genshin on my account anymore but sometimes I do play on Cain's so,, lol—his UID is 638822544, if I'm in the front and you wanna play with me just ask, if you wanna play with Cain then you can ask him on his blog if he's in the front or you can ask whoever is fronting if they can pos trigger him

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General/common tags:

• Alex.txt is for any normal posts

• Other alters posting will use similar txt tags, formatted as "[proxy].txt" (e.x. Cain would be ⚔.txt, Cyrus would be 🥀.txt, vice versa)

• Reblogs from others aka Not Alex on here might be tagged with "[proxy]-rb" but generally you can see it wouldn't be Alex based on the front at the time. If it is Alex then it's just whatever tags he wants to put or none at all.

• Ask is for asks, anon is for anon asks, if you use a sign I'll add it to your anon tag (unless you're a friend that uses anon then its just your regular sign-off as a tag)

• I sign my asks with "-🌺"

• Discourse or arguing is tagged as discourse more often than not

My trigger tag format might not be super consistent, some stuff might be "tw/cw [topic]" or it might be "tw/cw // [topic]", make sure you have either format filtered

• My people tags list is outdated as hell, people tags will just exist when they do

• System thingz is a tag for system-related posts

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Other notes:

• Please don't like spam my blog at all, it's just annoying and I block freely for it. Even if you like the Welsknight content I've posted or other fandom reblog spam.

• If you like spam I'll probably block you. If you get soft blocked and refollow only to keep like spamming or you just continue spamming without refollowing, you will be hard blocked.

• Try not to send me asks consisting of just an image or something I won't really know how to respond,, or just don't expect me to respond

• Don't randomly dm me or send me asks for basic conversations, I'm not good with those, if you're a mutual then feel free just know I suck at convos

• If you don't like my opinions on things then don't follow me or interact with me? Plus if yours are worse I'm just gonna make fun of you

• If you're also a system with hermitcraft introjects then feel free to talk to us :) as long as you're traumagenic and strictly anti-endo lol cause we're aggressively anti-endo/anti-anything-but-traumagenic

• Also! You're free to ask us about system things, just know if we aren't comfortable answering we won't or if you ask a shitty question we will tell you not to ask systems that. Questioning systems can also ask about system experiences, just remember we aren't a help blog at all.

• If you have cats you better show me pictures of them >:( I'll show you Salem in return

• Note that mutuals =/= automatic close friends or even friends at all sometimes, if we interact a lot or to a more than mild extent then yeah maybe friends but don't jump the gun we're not always active with mutuals or other people

• Keep in mind that when it's not just me main fronting that our accounts are in separate logins. We're not always logged into the same one account. If it takes me a while to see an ask or something I apologize, I'm not always actively here logged in or I might not be out ofc. Our email notifications for asks are also very delayed, minus Cain for some reason.

• If you don't get a reply to your ask I'm probably keeping it or I don't have a response. It's almost never going to be personal because if it was I'd probably tell you in a response lol

• Mutuals are free of course to let me know if you need anything in particular tagged!!

And that's all! Welcome to my blog :)

[Look at me, everyone, I'm smilin' big!]

[rainydayhogwartsimagines]

Okay so I heard Fred Weasley and rushed to your askbox afgjji.

I've got the biggest cliche for you, love - Best friends to lovers via truth or dare. Idk why, it's low-key an underused trope and I'm so in love with it it's hilarious lmaoo. Obviously if you feel like writing this.

Also, could the reader be house-neutral or Slytherin? Thank you!!❤️

First off: love your username? Second off I am a simp for this trope omfg

Warnings: Really funny? I don't know why I made this one funny but I did. Oh and swearing.

George had had enough. This was getting to be so fucking ridiculous. He watched his brother fall MADLY in love with you and kept it a secret. The problem? You came to him and told him "I like Fred" and begged him to stay quiet. Fucking morals. Fucking. Fuck.

George had many failed attempts of trying to get you two dumbasses together, all of them interrupted or didn't go quite as planned. There was the game of twister where you some how ended up on top of Harry rather than Fred, there was the game of strip poker where Ron ended up nearly naked (you and Fred seeked revenge for a stunt he pulled on you two a few weeks before), the weird ass drinking game where you did kiss Fred but both of you were so drunk off of your asses you didn't remember anything (neither did George to be fair), the pictionary game that somehow resulted in a fire (thanks Neville for accidentally allowing Trevor to jump on the sketchpad) and worst of all-- the game of 21 questions that resulted in finding out Draco secretly bleached his hair and that it WASN'T natural and Fred chasing the boy down the hall with hair dye screaming "LET ME DO IT THIS TIME I'VE GOT A PLAN YOU LITTLE BASTARD"

You and Fred were so stupidly oblivious and it was frustrating as fuck for George who knew exactly what was going on. Another game night in the common room took place, playing a slightly tamer game of truth or dare. Course it was a little off the rails thanks to Fred and George but then again, would it really be game night if it didn't have chaos?

"God I feel thirteen again playing this-- OH GOD I SOUND LIKE MY MOTHER" you gagged making Ron snort. "Relax, you're sixteen it's not like you're Dumbledore." Hermione said with a laugh. You chuckled. "True." You nodded. "Alright. Who starts us off?" George asked. "Mmm. How bout' pyro over there?" You said motioning to Neville. "I told you I didn't mean to start a fire." He grumbled. "I'm just teasing." You assured. "Alright then. Y/n, truth or dare?" Neville asked. "Mm. Truth." You said. "Laaammme." Fred said, earning a smack in the arm from you. "it's actually more fun with her. She answers anything." George pointed out. "Yep." You nodded. "Most embarrassing story. Go." Neville said. You pondered and then winced. "Oh God. So you know how I grew up around muggles?" You began. Everyone nodded. "So there was an incident before we realized I was capable of magic where I met this kid. He was an asshole, real jerk. So I'm walking through a museum and I run into him and he makes some remark that pissed me off and I uhm... Accidentally turned his hair pink." You admitted. Draco snorted and Harry gaped.

"That was you!?" Harry asked. "What?" You asked. "That was my cousin Dudley!" Harry gaped. "No way." You laughed. "Dead serious, they couldn't get his hair back to normal until Mum game and fixed it-- it looked like Pepto bismol for a week!" Harry laughed making you nearly topple over. Fred chuckled and you finally recovered. "Mmm. Draco, truth or dare?" You asked. "Truth." Draco said, not looking up from a book. "Is it true you might be dating Pansy Parkinson?" You asked. He looked up and scoffed. "There's no way that could happen." He said. "Why's that pretty boy?" Goerge teased. "She's gay." Draco said. "Seriously?" "I can see that." You nodded with the realization. "...Potter, truth or dare?" Draco asked. "Fuck it. Dare." Harry said. "I dare you to ask Mcgonagall where babies come from." Draco said making Fred wheeze. "God damn it." Harry sighed getting up.

He walked out and returned about fifteen minutes later with a horrified look on his face. "You good Harry?" You asked. "She had pictures. Of STDs." He said face planting onto the floor next to Neville made. You laughed and Harry groaned. "Hermione truth or dare?" He asked muffled by the pillow he landed on. "Truth." She said. " Is it true you and Luna were the ones that rigged something in Filch's office?" Harry asked. "True." She nodded. "Dammmmnnn" George gaped. "We've corrupted her boys." You teased. "Oh hush. Fred, truth or dare?" Hermione asked.

"Dare." He said defiantly. "I dare you to flirt with someone random." She shrugged. "What, hoping for some action Granger?" George teased. She rolled her eyes. "I wouldn't date either of you in a million years." She scoffed. Fred turned to you with a smirk. Oh God. This is where it begins. "Y/n... I can conquer the whole world with one hand behind my back as long as the other is holding yours." Fred said in your ear making your face blush. "What? Hiding from me now Princess?" Fred teased as you hid behind your hair. "Shut up asshole." You grumbled making him laugh. "Y/n, truth or dare?" Fred asked. "Truth." You huffed. "Tell me a secret I don't already know of yours." Fred said. You pondered. You could confess now... "I sometimes help Malfoy dye his hair." You confessed making him look up. "Y/n!" Draco whined.

"George truth or dare." You said. "Truth." George said. "What's something we don't know about you?" You asked. "My head is hollow." George said. "Bull." Hermione scoffed. George punched his head, it genuinely sounding hollow. "What the fuck?" You gaped. "I dunno. Just a weird little thing I've discovered." George admitted. "I wonder if I have that same thing going." Fred said smacking his head and then wincing. You snorted and rubbed the spot with your thumb. "Idiot." You said. He smiled at you and George grumbled.

This was hopeless wasn't it. Getting you two together was going to be impossible. "Y/n, truth or dare?" "You already know the answer is Truth." "Do you like someone in this room?" George asked. You shot him a dirty look but he stood his ground. "...Yeah." you said glaring. Everyone made "Oooh" noises and watched George glare at you. "George. What are you playing at?" You asked. "None of your concern." He said with a grumble. "George truth or dare?" You asked. "Truth!" George said, glaring holes into you. "What is your deal dude?" You asked. "I'm a keeper of secrets and it pisses me off!" George snapped.

"...Okay then?" You said confused. "Longbottom, truth or dare!?" George asked, a slightly deranged look in his eyes. "T-truth!" Neville asked. "DO YOU KNOW WHAT INSANITY FEELS LIKE!?" George screamed. "N-No!" Neville gaped. "George are you okay!?" Fred asked. "...George truth or dare?" Neville asked. "TrUTh!" George groaned. "What are you hiding?" Harry asked. "FRED LOVES Y/N AND SHE LOVES HIM TOO AND I'VE KNOWN FOR MONTHS AND I'VE BEEN DOING THESE FUCKING GAME NIGHTS TO GET THEM TO SAY SOMETHING!" George screamed. You blinked a few times looking at Fred with a gape. "You love me?" You asked. "Uhhh" "FRED I SWEAR TO GOD-- TRUTH OR DARE!?" George asked. "Dare!?" Fred said. "JUST FUCKING KISS HER MAN I'M GOING CRAZY!" George whined. Fred looked at you and then George. "Uhm... Okay." Fred nodded before leaning over and kissing you. He pulled away and your eyes were huge looking at Fred as if he were otherworldly.

He cleared his throat and put a hand on the back of his neck, a nervous habit he had. "Y/n, truth or dare?" Fred asked after clearing his throat. "Truth." You breathed. "Is he telling the truth... I mean do you...?" Fred asked. You nodded and the group gaped. "Oh my God." Fred gaped. "I didn't say anything because I didn't know if you felt the same way." You admitted. Fred looked at you and Draco smirked leaning forward. "Y/n. Truth or dare?" He asked. "That's not how--" "Truth or dare Y/n?" Draco repeated. "Dare." You said. "Kiss Fred already." Draco said with an eye roll. You looked at Fred. "Okay, fuck this tension." You sighed before yanking him by his shirt to you. You kissed him and his eyes widened. "Daaammmnnn" Ron gaped.

"IT'S. ABOUT. GOD. DAMN. TIME!" George whined. You laughed, resting your forehead on Fred's. "Will you be mine Princess?" He asked. "That was implied after I kissed you moron." You nodded making him kiss you again.

"Okay now I feel like I'm interrupting something." Neville said. "Do I need to get Mcgonagall to show you two the pictures too?" Harry asked making you draw back immediately. "Moment ruined?" Fred asked. "God yes." You gagged.

[i-just-want-my-empanada-goddamit]

5,7,13,22 ❤

Sorry for the late answer! I was planning to draw these out but kinda lost motivation hehe

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5: who's the character you want so so bad

*slams hands on the table* MOTHER FUCKING KLEE-

I don't care if she's regarded as being a squishy dps or a slow catalyst user or needing a higher skill cap to play I JUST WANT HER SO BAD. I'm f2p but I am r e a d y to whale just for her. I started the game right on 1.1 so I JUST missed her banner ;w; pls rerun her. I need more pyro dpses for abyss sorry hu tao but I'm saving for venti TTvTT

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7:Who's your least favourite character

Ok let's get this straight, I don't want hate but uh I don't like Lisa. Character wise I love her but gameplay wise I- her e skill just doesn't mix well with my play style. I blame myself for not knowing how to play her right but whenever I use her she 1.) Always gets interrupted 2.) Her normal attacks do be kinda slow sometimes (but that could just be me not used to how catalysts attack) and 3.) She just doesn't fit my playstyle well

Notable mention is Diluc since his attacks, while it fits into my hack and slash type of playstyle, are kinda boring... I KNOW I SIMP FOR HIM BUT GOD HIS PLAYSTYLE GETS SUPER BORING ;V;

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13: Favourite Enemy

Kinda boring but I really like hilichurls 😔 Albedo wipes them out so fast and it makes me feel so powerful in my world. If we're talking about bosses then I really like the Anemo hypothasis and the Cube bosses are also really fun to bully I hate the geo cube tho

Notable mention is childe for the fact that I can bully him to a degree but once i loose my focus I get 1 shotted to death by him

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22: Favourite character design and the least one?

Ok honestly I love everyone's design and I think they're all so pretty and fitting. They're all so aesthetically pleasing to look at and it's hard to choose.

But if I had to I'd say that

1. Ganyu

2. Fischl

3. Lisa

4. Aether

5. Barbara

I don't really dislike any of the designs tbh since everyone there is so prettyyyyy

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Also update: I have a new blog for genshin! It's at @traveler-from-nowhere and I kinda just post stuff there that I draw or just random genshin stuff I encountered. Probs gonna be oc focused too(?)

[daidreamn]

tf2 hcs :)

this was mostly self indulgent

-dadspy/spy/scout

Spy teaches Scout all sorts of shit. Mostly French, knife tricks, and how to change his voice. Scout’s pretty good at the voice trick, but his accent gets in the way a lot.

Scout stumbles his words a lot. His brain is just going too fast. Spy actually refrains from teasing him about this because he’s really self-conscious about it.

Scout fucking sucks at fighting Spies. Spy teaches him how to swing so the enemy Spy can’t deflect it with his knife, where to look if a Spy cloaks, and how to read a Spy’s behavior. Spy’s really hesitant about this since he doesn’t like people understanding him on that level. After Spy’s teachings, Scout kind of handles his bat like a rapier if he’s fighting Spies. 

Scout got his trypanophobia from Spy. Medic’s tendencies don’t help.

-helmet party 👉👈/soldier/engie

they,.y,..., they likee to bonk their headsssdtogether..,.,.,,,,

SOLDIER 👏 HAS 👏 AUTISIM 👏  ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY. HELMET OVER HIS EYES? LIGHT SENSITIVITY. WHACKING HIS HEAD WITH A SHOVEL? STIMMING. HE LIKES BOOTS BECAUSE THEY MAKE THE THUMP THUMP. BOOTS GO THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP

Soldier likes Engie’s Gunslinger a lot. SO MUCH FUCKING SENSORY INPUT. go click and is smooth and hHhOLDD HANDSS,,..,

Soldier likes to hang out in Engie’s work space because there’s so much auditory input!! Engie gives him some random tool for him to toy with while he works!!

Engie has emotional attachment to his buildings. Especially the sentries. There’s a mini sentry in his workshop with a little pink bow. Her name is Betsy and if you fuck with her you’re as good as dead. 

Betsy and Soldier’s raccoons are tight. Betsy has a ‘puzzle mode’ that Engie programmed to make the raccoons smarter. Each time they solve a puzzle some food is dispensed. 

The raccoons like to hide in Soldier’s many hats. His hats smell like raccoons and it makes him so happy.

-pyro aka the baby

NONBINARY I C O N.

They are Engie and Soldier’s child. There is nothing you can do about it.

All the other mercs love them. Especially Medic, Engie and Soldier, and Spy. Spy understands their secretive nature and kind of relates.

Pyro’s room is by far the most heated. It also has a total of six sprinklers inside in case they're feeling fire-y. It also has lots of orange and red lights. Pyro likes their room a lot.

Heavy is used to Pyro’s behavior and plays along. They have tea parties every Saturday with Pyro’s stuffed animals, a beanie baby horse, a stuffed unicorn, a little cardinal, and a hamster, who Heavy has lovingly named ‘small horse’, ‘big horse’, ‘bird’ and ‘rodent’, all addressed to as ‘Мистер _____’.

Pyro’s favorite bugs are moths!!!! Butterflies too, but he sees moths more often.

-medic

Really bad short-term memory but scary good long-term memory. Will look for something while it’s in his other hand but can perfectly replicate the signature of someone who sold him exotic animal organs 8 years ago. 

Building off of that, he can forge the signatures of 27 different people, 26 of which are black market sellers, drug dealers, or wanted criminals. The 27th is his father.

He never had a medical license. It was forged. 100%.

Bad at self-care. Thank god for Heavy and Pyro bringing him snacks and coffee.

Finds Pyrovision fascinating. Often puts on the goggles if he’s stressed. A simple pair of Pyrovision goggles can do wonders for a sleep-deprived and homicidal German doctor.

He likes baboons. Especially for, but not only because of, their organs. He just thinks they’re neat. And by ‘thinks they’re neat’, I mean ‘has a worrying amount of trivia on baboons that he excitedly infodumps on whoever he’s operating on at the time, forcing them to listen and nod along, because this man is holding their intestines and, if given the chance, would gleefully sell them on the black market’.

-miss pauling

She’s some flavor of gay and you know it. We all know it. She doesn’t get any chances to date because of her work, though.

She has a little stuffed lizard named Mortimer that keeps her company. She’s had it ever since she was a child.

Was in the Girl Scouts. The knot skills come in handy.

The Administrator is her aunt. Her parents died and The Administrator took her under her wing. The Administrator taught her everything she knows-- decades of information on how to dispose of bodies, sweettalk the authorities, use money to fix your problems, snap necks, sever vital arteries, et cetera.

Despite her small figure, she’s fucking ripped.

Phones up different mercs for advice. Spy, Medic, and Engineer are on speed dial. She often calls Engineer when she’s driving or doing something so she has someone to talk to. 

-misc

The Administrator is asexual. I mean, purple, grey and black? She’s 3/4ths there in her color scheme alone.

Teufort was made entirely by the original RED and BLU mercs and built to be a playground for all of the classes. The building of Teufort was the first time both teams banded together to do something. The Administrator thinks back on it fondly.

Soldier’s raccoons can unload and reload a standard pistol in exchange for dog treats and it’s fucking terrifying.

-bonus! innovator (@scrapnick‘s OC)

Mixes words up sometimes. Has said “Fuck the shut up” or some variation multiple times before.

THERE ARE SO MANY FUCKING POST-IT NOTES AND NAPKINS WITH LITTLE DOODLES OR IDEAS ON THEM. She hoards them. Engineer is concerned. (Engie and Spy team up to get her one of those card binders with the clear flaps because Spy’s tired of finding post-it notes fucking everywhere)

Gives off a very specific energy, similar to that of that one post of the picture of the book that’s like “’women shouldn’t swear’ ‘get fucked’ he blinks in surprise”

[pyromaniac-cyndaquil]

??????

She keeps doing this every time I talk to her btw. Infinite soda pops but at what cost...

[teleported-bread]

Heck yeah my man!! This is gonna be a long one again...

My favorite thing about them:

I love, like, everything about this guy. I love the confidence and conviction he has for everything he does, no matter how dumb. I also appreciate his lack of shame and how his ego is a mask for his hidden insecurities :')

My least favorite thing about them:

I don't have one atm, tbh! But for a good bit in the beginning, it was the accent. When I first saw the meet the team videos, I honestly thought he was a new yorker or something. Then I found out he was from boston and I was like wait... wtf. Like, I've mentioned before ad nauseam that I'm from boston, and back in the day the inaccuracy of his accent bugged me a lot. But now I appreciate how funny and over the top the accent is and I'd actually die for scout's voice actor.

Favorite line:

It's so hard to pick, but from memory...

"Pop quiz, how long does it take to beat a moron to death? EHHH wrong answer, ya dead."

"Yeah, I dare you, rage quit. Make us both happy."

"Here's a schematic for you: my ass!"

"You'll never hit me, youll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny, I got a frickin-- such a tiny little head!"

"Hey hey look, you shapeshifted into a dead guy!"

brOTP:

Tbh I feel like Scout is one of those guys where instead of having a few very close friends, he's kinda just friends with everyone. Not, like, *too* close, but they get along pretty well.

OTP:

I reiterate, because frankly, not only is it my otp, it's the only ship I really care about in tf2

Speedingbullet

nOTP:

Obviously I am anti s/p/y/s/c/o/u/t. That's just nasty, it goes without saying. And yeah I know Scout is an adult and all but I still don't really like the idea of shipping him with most of the other guys because even significant age gaps in adult relationships make me uncomfortable. And yeah like I said before, I really can't ship anyone with pyro, so there's that.

Random headcanon:

Scout likes those 60s doo-wop songs and music from Motown girl groups like the Supremes but he also really likes the Beach Boys.

Unpopular opinion:

Idk but it makes me sad when people portray scout as some annoying little brat that the team just puts up with because he's good at his job. Yeah he's a chaotic little bastard, but he's *their* chaotic little bastard, and he's just as much a valued member of the team as anyone else.

Song I associate with them:

Kinda predictable I guess, but it was my favorite song when I was 12 and first played tf2.

Going Out in Style by the Dropkick Murphys

Favorite picture of them:

It's so hard to pick a favorite!! Here's a couple:

[safarimanfitz]

Jealousy // Commentary Crew Preference

prompt: commentary crew jealousy preference A/N: A couple of these took a turn(Brandon and Alex) and that may or may not be due to what I was viewing before I wrote this sorry mate. Sorry it's all over the place AND A MESS and sorry I didn't do everyone if you'd like a part 2 let me know. I should stop saying sorry. ROMAN//NFKRZ: -you can't tell if it's a meme or if he is genuinely overly jealous. -"I really do not enjoy you talking to all these boys." -"I do what I want jealous cunt." -"Y/N I'm being serious." -"oh calm down big boy, now if you'll excuse me I have a Skype call to attend." -"no you are mine." -his tall ass picked you up and carried you off to the couch. -you weren't mad though. JAY//DOLAN DARK: -he gets so soft and small when he's jealous. -he'll deny deny deny but you can just tell by the way that his head is lowered and his low voice that he's jealous. -"I'm not jealous." "Jay it's fine, we all get jealous, but you have no reason to worry." -you two would joke about it later. -"that guy looked like a real cunt." -"I prefer duck anyway." CAM//FITZ: -you were both playing cs:go for a video when someone was hitting on you. -"So what you're telling me is that you want to have sex with my girlfriend?" -it started off as if he was joking but slowly he got more and more pissed off. -"calm down man we can share." "Sorry Y/N doesn't like gay men with small dicks!" -you were dying of laughter. -he denied being jealous he said it was just for the laughs. BRANDON//WILDSPARTANZ: -It all started because they asked you to come on a podcast and you got asked "if you could fuck anyone besides Brandon who?" -"Alex of course have you seen that boy's body damn!" -the rest of the podcast was awkward and off because he rarely spoke after that. -you went to his house afterwards to find him sitting in his chair sulking. -you tried to sit in his lap like you always did but he just pushed you away. -"Y/N no go home." -you would try and push his face towards you so you could ask what's wrong but he'd turn it back. -"why don't you go get a plane ticket to go see Alex and fuck him." "You're seriously jealous?" "No I'm totally fine with my fucking girlfriend saying she'd fuck the skinny boy with the British accent and flicked hair, I'm completely cool wth that!" -you'd keep trying to tell him you only want him but he just kept denying it and yelling so you had to show him. -jealous sex is truly a blessing. ALEX//IMALLEXX: -he will shit talk any male you come in contact with. -"that guy you were talking to isn't shit." -"who were you on the phone with, they sounded like an asshole." -"why do you talk to Pyro so much? He's pretty boring sometimes." -sometimes you have to physically shut him up. -stop talking and put that tongue to use boi! BRAD//BRADDOESBANTER -he gets loud. -"Oi look at this dickhead thinks he could get with my girl!" "Brad please stop." "Why don't you go fuck him!" -this always led to an argument. -but then he always apologizes. -"I'm sorry ey I just get so jealous you know what I mean?" -and then there's jokes. "Yeah I understand, just stop saying I want to fuck random dudes you might expose me for the slag I am." "thanks for the new video idea you beautiful bastard!"

[p-pyrocynical]

Kitchen Slow Dances (Pyro x Reader)

Making a gourmet dinner seemed like a brilliant idea about two hours ago, but now that you’re in a kitchen covered in flower and soggy homemade pasta, you’re not too sure. Niall went to the shop to try to find an odd vegetable called Delicata or some shit; you weren’t even sure if that truly existed. As you waited for him to get back, you decided to play music to pass the time. You hooked your phone up to the speaker and allowed a random Spotify playlist to play. You’d never heard the playlist before, and it had quiet a diverse set of songs. Rap mixed with classic rock and some pop songs streamed loudly out of your speaker, but you weren’t complaining. Grabbing a dishrag, you dance and wipe the flower off the counters. Time ticked by and you quickly got lost in the music, choosing to ditch the dishrag and sing your heart out. 

“I’m home, bitch!” Niall calls out playfully, however you didn’t hear him. He found the vegetable, but it was a difficult journey. He went to several different shops and eventually found it in this weird, hidden away store. The song Stacy’s Mom was playing loudly throughout the house, and Niall traces the source of the noise back to the kitchen. He stands and watches you dance horribly for a few seconds while trying to contain his laughter. You here a quite snicker, and spin around to see Niall laughing his ass off. 

“What, you a fucking stalker or something? Get in here,” you say, motioning for him to come to you. He takes the vegetable out of the bag and tosses it to you. You swiftly catch it and set it on the counter. “How did you even find it?”

“Let’s never speak of it again, the cashier gave me the creeps,” he smiles and walks over to you. Niall looks at the noodles laying in a pile on the counter and sarcastically says, “I see the pasta went fantastic,” to which you roll your eyes. He simply shrugs and hops onto the counter and inspects the playlist on your phone. You mostly hear disapproving noises, but some occasional hum of approvals, as you cut the vegetable. Suddenly, a familiar, over saturated set of cords start to play and you know exactly what song it is. “You’ve got to be fucking kidding me,” Niall groans as the song Stay With Me plays. Deciding to annoy Niall a bit, you instantly start singing along. “Oh come on, Y/N, have mercy. I’m changing this,” he says but you run over and snatch the phone out of his hands. “Fuck off,” he laughs as he jumps up and runs after you. Before you can leave the kitchen he catches you and tries to wrestle the phone out of your hands, but you’re holding your ground. The chorus of the song hits, and Niall stops fighting for the phone and instead laces his fingers with yours. Slowly, you two rock back and fourth to the cheesy, over-played song. The height difference between you two is huge, and your friends laugh about it all the time. He towers over you, but it was comforting. The kitchen window is slightly open, allowing a soft breeze to blow through and make the air a little chilly. The last note of the song plays, but you and Niall stand there, foreheads touching, before he quietly says, “Well, that was pretty gay.”  

[pyromaniac-cyndaquil]

Continuing the Y randomiser from here!

Getting my second starter from sycamore and I'm SURE the game knows and is just fucking with me at this point

SNIVY AND PIPLUP??!! IT KNOWS WHAT IT'S DOING. AGAIN, THAT'S NEXT YEAR DAMN IT

Just sorted a Y randomiser and OH MY GOD I GOT SNIVY???? THIS IS PERFECT ALREADY