#pyro isn’t mad at scout btw

[a-lost-crow]

Ally Scout part 2, but it’s a bit more chaotic than the first one

OOC. But I just want to draw Scout with different outfits 🙌🏽

First part:

Bonus doodle

(This could be sniperscout or not. I was thinking that Sniper has seen many Scout lookalikes he didn’t register the actual one being in a gay bar. I also think that he attempted to flirt but failed. Scout thought or knew he was Sniper but decided to give him the benefit of a doubt)

Edit: whoops there’s a third part. This is the worst roman empire of all time /lh

[mangleschmidt]

DRV3 Boys playing TF2 Headcanons

(First made long before the F2P mute and bot crisis but I added the bot crisis)

Me and my bro made up many scenarios AND cosmetics for the class (my brother mostly help me with the idea)

I originally have the terminologies explained like market gardening, friendly and such but cut it because it’s getting too long. If you want the terminologies, you can tell me. Btw, I’m not an imagines blog, just doing this one for fun.

Kaito Momota

Main: Soldier

Thrilled to play this game, saying that's very manly and it's one of the coolest games yet

He, along with Kaede (and to an extend, Chiaki), are the ones who introduced the game to the class

Was a scout main at first and likes the scout unironically

A terrible tryhard warpig soldier

Saw a rocket jumping soldier at a High-tower map and wanted to imitate that, almost like he's blasting to space

Watch this guy try to market garden someone and then get fucking rekt by a Medic of all classes

He just dies, a lot, which is frustrating and his team gets mad at him

Kaito gets better at it fortunately, but it's a painfully slow process

You'll be lucky if he decides to go back to Scout in a round lmao

Rages in chat or voice but is the best cheerleader you can have in your team, he never actually shits on you for being shit on the game

There's that one time where Kaito got the Rocket Jumper from a drop, fired it at an enemy, got angry how it didn't worked, realized it doesn't do damage and embarrassed himself

Gets a bit pissy when no one is doing the objective so he avoids the maps Hightower and 2fort most of the time

Capture the flag and payload races mostly pisses him off for the same reason (tho he would go to Hightower for the sick rocket jumps)

So he doesn't like friendlies (but he may or may not, you know, do the conga, rock paper scissors, mannrobics, kazotsky kick-)

Anything that looks cool and manly cosmetics, but mostly you'll see him decked with space cosmetics

Bonus: Avoids Full Moon and Scream Fortress, is obviously afraid but he gives Alien Invasion a shot when it comes up, loves it. Also like Doomsday

Rantaro Amami

Main: Engineer

Everyone seems to be like it so why not give it a shot?

He got invested and also found the trading system

Rantaro usually plays engineer but is willing to change classes if the team needs a class

Is at least good at every other class

Rarely does turtling or battle engie but enjoys doing it with the other engies for laughs, and is very good at battle engie

Some people confused him with Uncle Dane

Hc that Rantaro looks up to Uncle Dane

Imagine Rantaro and Uncle Dane having a collab, that would be sick as fuck

Casual and competitive but more casual, often plays in community servers

That type of person who voice chats

Rantaro is one of the ones who would help his classmates play, along with Kaito. Imagine him like in a server with Kaito and Gonta, helping Gonta how to play and Avocado and Space boy act as a translator while Bug boy plays cutely

Doesn't mind friendlies, he chills with them a lot and he is easily well liked by the community

Some even suggested him to make a tf2 youtube channel

Has an unusual hat, making him look like a pro, has a lot of medic girlfriends because of this

One of the two reasons why the whole class have a wide array of cosmetics

Gonta Gokuhara

Main: Medic

At first he doesn't like how violent the game is

But since this violence is just for fun and in game and no one is actually getting hurt and dead so he's at least convinced

Still wants to play passively so Gonta goes with Medic, healing and helping his team seems to be a fitting choice!

The game is not too complex so he learns easily... i-in a way

Best boy learns fast, he should be fine

He's definitely that type of Medic who would go to someone when they press the E key and whoever is near him

Doesn't know where to look most of the time, gets lost easily to big maps like the control points

Gonta still has a firm grasp on what to do, like if he noticed that someone is in low health, he'll heal them immediately without needing the 'e', build up uber, spy check the patient, and never heal spies when they're disguised

Can't aim for shit, though he supposedly gets better at it with the crusader's crossbow

He sometimes would accidentally forget to pop when it's necessary and then die

"Danke!" Says that a lot

He doesn't play a lot despite having fun, he's an outdoor type of guy

Absolutely LOVES friendlies and just loves it when someone just stops, does the conga taunt and everyone follows, creating a conga line (until someone kills them all but it's all in good fun!) He loves silly servers

Is honestly surprised that there’s even such thing as silly servers and friendlies, thought it’s all blood and gore (he sometimes switch to pyro vision googles to avoid gore)

Sometimes plays as Heavy for the protecting part and the friendly Hoovy part for this reason

Anything fancy for the cosmetics, especially for hats the Gentleman's Gabsy or the Vintage Tyrolean (a good cosmetic for a good gentleman!)

Has a lot of cosmetics like Rantaro and trades them with the class

Bonus: Isn't fond of Banana Bay and the Second Banana... because banana

Kokichi Ouma

Main: None (most played: Scout)

Bold of you to assumed he never played this game before

... or is it a lie?

Needless to say he likes it for the cartoony and chaotic vibe of the game

Switches between the 9 classes, even if there's 5 spies he'll be the 6th one

He'd be that Medic who would leave the others to die, Scout that steals sandwiches from Heavy that's meant for the dying Medic and so forth

He might as well pretend to be a sniper bot

Chaos incarnate

This is the fucker who spams E and X+5 (Place the dispenser)

Also taunts in every kill

When he's on a losing team, he would try to bind kill right before the time is up or taunt kill in humiliation, sometimes works

Actually really good at the game, he's one of the very few people who picked up very quickly

Though he fooled Gonta once as a disguised enemy spy. He got rekt when they both noticed the achievement

Also dominated someone so badly that they immediately rage quit, another achievement

Another "you'll be lucky if he plays seriously" which is rare

Is definitely on a 30+ killstreak

People would sometimes thought he’s a squeaker (a kid who rages in voice chat) so he just fucks around with them and then just pulls a no u card

Neutral opinion on friendlies though he gets bored when no one is doing the objective or any action happening so he burns them all and watches them get mad in the chat

Obnoxious combos of cosmetics that you can easily recognize that purple neon Scunt from afar even if he's under an alias

Korekiyo Shinguuji

Main: Spy/Sniper

Not interested at first but is interested when others play and hovers over their shoulders to watch

While watching Gonta and Kiibo playing with the friendlies, he got interested

You don't see that in a lot of fps games

Korekiyo looks like an edgy sniper/spy main who just watches the chaos enveloping from the distance and getting headshots/backstabs out of nowhere

He's very calm and collective despite the crazy amount of chaos and all the deafening sounds of the vc

It's amusing to him, he even find the Administrator interesting and would sometimes go into many modes to hear her voice tone changes and a lot of behaviors of many players too

He even noticed the voice lines of the mercs and got invested in the lore of Team Fortress 2

Korekiyo still does his job in the game but can sometimes be interpreted as him in afk, almost got him kicked

Though he does get kicked for the being good at sniper, people getting butt hurt and called him a hacker

Also an amazing spy checker

Is interested about friendlies, he would come up to them close and observe them and he plays along with the taunts

He got really interested to see this "culture", like how most of the players collectively decides to play silly, serious or both, resulting him trying out almost every game mode and map there is

Unironically loves 2fort, Hightower, Suijin and Degroot Keep

Often joins community servers and silly servers but will do casual/pub servers whenever he feels like it

Something that resembles him irl, he looks edgy with the mask tbh

Other than that, his cosmetics changes depending on what mood or observation he wants to do

Ryoma Hoshi

Main: None (most played: Demoman)

Convinced by Kaito into playing

Not that much actually

Mediocre at best, he’s just doing his own thing

Definitely would stick around even if there’s one person in the server

Imagine getting killed by a Medic as a Demoknight in a melee fight with a shit weapon Do No Harm, couldn’t be me... or Ryoma

Likely plays Passtime

He will never admit it but he finds the ragdolls in the game funny

Also unironically likes the Scout

Demoknight tf2

God, imagine Ryoma has demonknight speed, combine it with his own speed and Solarlight skills, he’d be infinitely flying across all maps and go beyond the skybox

Ryoma too strong pls nerf

Doesn't play it often, not really his thing

Doesn’t mind friendlies, honestly surprised that there’s even such thing as one

Doesn't customize himself, though he likes the animal cosmetics

I apologize to the Ryoma fans out there for this being short

Shuichi Saihara

Main: None (most played: Spy)

Also doesn't see the appeal, but convinced by Kaito into playing

When he played the game for the first time, every time he dies, he switch to a class just to test them out

It’s too much for him, please hold him

Probably fell off a cliff several times-

Imagine the sheer amount of panic he feels when playing any class, especially Medic since Medic is a death magnet

Rockets, explosives, bullets, fire, blood and ragdolls everywhere! ... oh hey why is that guy just crouching with a melee?

He gets the hang of it over time

One of the best spy checker there is as well, not only as Pyro, though he feels sorry for the new spies (or newbies in general) so he tries to teach them the best way he can

The server kicked him for using hacks to find spies but for him, it’s obvious???

He usually plays the class whatever the team needs at the moment

Hard reads are strong in this one

Sushi likes the friendlies, chills with them a lot :>

Doesn’t customized himself, Kaito’s the one who helped him with it

K1-B0

Main: None (most played: Heavy)

Tries it out

It's ok I guess

He also doesn't have a main because he'll try to accommodate in which class is needed

If the whole team is like a full house of cards (in a 4 snipers, 5 engies type of way, you get the idea), he'll mostly go for the Medic since he knows it's vital for a team to have a Medic

There's rarely any Medics or Heavies in the start of the round, are they an endangered species??

He might start an event or something dedicating to the two classes

It never goes well despite Keebo's efforts in those, let's be honest

Though sometimes the team has like three Medics, the poor boy is confused

He's actually doing alright with all the class

The bot problem, oh god the bot problem

So there's that one time where the Myg0t bot joined, the enemy team said in the chat about kicking the bot

Well... obviously this made Keebo upset, as he thought they were referring to him

The server thought Keebo was trolling when he said something about him being a robot and saying that they're being robophobic... and sending them to court-

By some kind of miracle, the server liked Keebo because of this so he wasn't kicked out but he's incredibly salty throughout the match

"The server is robophobic" "Keebo, they were referring to the aimbots, they weren't robophobic" "... What Aimbots?"

His classmates were able to explain with videos and experiences, and also told him about several other types of bots that ruins the fun, which made Keebo embarrassed for having the wrong assumption

Though he still gets offended whenever it happens-

Like Kaito, he also doesn't like friendlies, insisting that that it's not how really play the game, though is guilty in pre-game conga lines, mannrobics and kazotski taunts, he likes the mannrobics

Bonus: Does NOT like the bot deco and is conflicted with the Mann vs Machine game mode

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

had a series of bad days on TF2, and tonight wasn’t much better. couldn’t get a headshot as sniper, kept getting nailed by the enemy sniper/pyro no matter where I stepped out of base, the medic ran past me three times when i was on fire and did nothing (they weren’t healing or fighting, just running about, and normally it’s like... if that’s what you wanna do, but like I kept dying just in front of the damn resupply locker so upport would have been great).

not to mention this one self-righteous pain in the ass kept blocking my machina scope bc she told me ‘you don’t look like you are doing anything back here’ (not sure if she knew you can’t use it if it isn’t zoomed or if she was just being a dick bc she could) and then got bitchy about it. One of those 12yos, right?).

got stuck on freaking gold rush perpetually - it was the only server/map going, and then when i tried spy... either my teammates would draw fire at where i was hiding or the enemy would land on me (not kidding, this soldier landed on my head, spun wildly looking for why he was hovering, then fired down and blew his own self up as well as me. COMMITMENT)

and several backstabs landed... but apparently a knife to the spine is bandaid-worthy bc they lived (or probs i lined it up wrong, i don’t know, there was always someone exploding me as i aimed), and also i forgot how to jump and decloaked by accident [no idea why i fucked that up but like ????]. 

and when i was engie my buildings were always destroyed bc i couldn’t get anyone to assist nor the pyro to spycheck (but that was, in their opinion, bc i was ‘a bad engie’  who couldn’t keep their buildings up under constant fire wi/no help and a spy perpetually backstabbing... so i flipped to heavy bc fuck ‘em, and then they complained they needed me as engie, but nah).

and the dozen matches i was medic someone always complained i wasn’t healing them over trying to stop myself being killed... which was funny bc not once did a heavy drop a sandvich, or a pyro extinguish me, a scout did throw mad milk once which was nice. and a sniper pissed on me, which was also alright, bc i was on fire at the time... also i was a single medic on a team of 12, and everyone was screaming medic whether they needed healing or not...

if it hadn’t been 1am, i would have screamed into the mic “Spam that E-button one more fucking time, my misguided fluffy fucklings...” or something of that nature. But no, the fact medic was perptually murdered, or having to stop healing to save themselves from spies, scouts, soldiers, demos, pyros... was bc they were a bad medic...

It’s like... ???? protect your team mates.

Maybe it’s just frustrating bc i had this amazing team the other day at 2fort. Perpetual communication, everyone worked together to (not cap) bombard the other team, the heavy threw out sandviches as needed, medics were protected, pyros took out spiues for engies, snipers pissed on the burning, spies sapped sentries for the intel snatcher scouts, demos and soldiers kept the enemy away, etc. And it was like that through a variety of different matches... Then you go to a server where it’s one for all, and you’re like ???? excuse me, we’re wearing matching shirts so maybe try to pretend we’re working together There was this match last night where my team took off at start and i couldn’t find anyone all match. they were dying, clearly, and respawning, but the other team asked a few times if i was the only one playing Main thing bothering me is that i couldn’t seem to get a good headshot. Spy and Sniper are my weakest classes, but i thought I was getting better? Finally got Australian Rules (dominate enemy sniper) the other day, by accident. And Levelled up as Demo, bc I got the eyelander + a dozen eyelander achievements. But then you suddenly can’t get any headshots or backstabs and it’s like... “Maybe I am truly the worst player ever?” Even my attempts at Pyro, a top fave class, was dismal. Normally I get at least 70 points... today only 41, and half the time I was sniped by huntsmans (meaning if I’d seen it coming an airblast would save me, but did i ever see it coming?! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo). - I dunno, I just really love the game. It’s fun, you usually fall into an exciting match or other, and you get better as you go. But suddenly I was super shit at everything, and every night ends on a bad match, bc the server seems to die at 3am or something. So you have to go to sleep frustrated at your subpar performance. The only good news was that I managed to use my strange red tape sapper on multiple buildings, without being exploded (until my location was found by an enemy trying to blast the teammate crouching on me). Except I never got the points bc a teammate would blow up the sentry/dispenser/teleporter before it finished... Which is annoying, bc it’s a strange item, so it counts successful saps and levels up. Also I got the eyelander & the bootleg (?) peg leg thing, so when I randomed in as Demo... things got interesting. still haven’t figured out the charge/swing thing yet... which sounds stupid bc it’s one button then the other, when you hit the target. But apparently now I can turn, the splendid screen gives higher resistance, and the eyelander counts heads... but not everyne i hit will lose their head? 

Oh, decapitated a cloaked spy today, sort of on purpose (knew they were in the vicinity, but not that close) and got the achievement ‘Shorn Connery’ (hah). so that was alright.

- I actually like 2Fort and DoubleCross, tbh. Kept angling to do anything but goddamn Gold Rush (even leaving/disconnecting slingshotted you back there) all night. they were options, but everyone bitched about them.

Also, why does everyone hate Mann Up missions, the grappling hooks make them FUN AS FUCK, PEOPLE... and the powerups. Once you work out hat they do. I love Supanova most; bc of the extra attack you get. But I haven’t tried them all.  Somehow I always run into the Plague carrier, and die immediately. Still, once you get the grapple going (at any mann up ctf but hellfire) it’s all good. But at hellfire, i have fallen in the lava so many times so help me fucking law and order... mistimed grapple and die, that’s the motto.

Still would have taken legit any map (even sunshine) over Gold Rush (and last night it was nothing but Badwater Basin, until it was 3v3, everyone bored and competitive... until my team quit and it was 3v1 medic)... 

Got my wish, in a very genie way.

Very last match was Vanguard, but half of either team had reached the point where they legit no longer gave a fuck and were hi-fiving or dancing as they slaughtered us. And it was like 30 seconds long, frustratingly.

It;s more fun if both sides are pushing hard, winning and losing... 

I was once medic on this team (game where i managed 25 invulns!) at the place with the rocket... it was a control point map anyway. But like, we managed to hold the other team off the final capture control point for 25 minutes... and won. It was so close the whole time, and super-exciting.

There was a lot of communication there too, btw. Brilliant match. Something similar happened the other day as well, except we lost with 12 seconds left, bc they had so many bonk!scouts coming at the point we couldn’t kill them all AND deal with the snipers, heavies and sentries... it was also brilliant. 

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...I really need to get a taunt or an interaction item. It would be nice to initiate the dancing or something else, for once. Always wanted rancho relaxo, bc the amount of freaking times I get stuck waiting by a sentry/dispenser on certain maps... or something else. I’ll see what’s in the store some other time, when it’s not 4am.

Just really wanted to let out my frustration, or i’ll go to bed with it in my head, and that will just exacerbate this freaking cold no end.