#pychinsky

[rovinky]

Retrograde - chapter 4

Rated: E Pairings: pynch, rovinsky, pynchinsky Tags: canon divergent | polyamory | angst | fluff | suicidal ideation

Canon divergent AU where the visionaries come for the dream pack and Ronan alike, while Ronan explores his feelings for Kavinsky and Adam.

“You can’t dance to trap.”

“You can’t fuck to it either.”

Kavinsky blows smoke out of the open window while Jiang and Proko argue about what he’s blasting through his speakers. They’re waiting for Lynch and his crew to show up at the Planet and he’s already sick of their bickering. He agreed to drive them in his car because Proko’s is fucked and Jiang didn’t feel like driving. He should have told them to walk since they clearly like to bitch about his taste in music.

“You’re both fucking pussies,” Kavinsky muses with no intention of changing the music. His kingdom, his rules.

“Let’s listen to something else,” Proko suggests but Kavinsky ignores him, his eyes on the side mirror, waiting for Lynch’s headlights. When Proko reaches to change the stereo, that’s when Kavinsky snaps back and he smacks Proko’s hand. “Ow!”

“Don’t fucking touch a man’s stereo without asking first.” Kavinsky shoots a look over to Proko in anger. “That’s a fucking sin, asshole.”

“Sorry, K. You don’t have to be such a prick about it,” Proko mutters but he quiets down and turns his eyes out the window, content to listen to whatever Kavinsky plays. Master and dog.

Kavinsky looks away, drumming his fingers across the Mitsu’s steering wheel. He feels caged and pent-up, like he needs to do a line or break something. He can’t do the first thing and there’s only so much public property he can deface without the cops being called. His father may be a mob boss but he isn’t omnipresent and not every cop in the area is beholden to him.

He shifts his eyes to the time on the dashboard. 09:15.

Leave it to Lynch to be late and grate on his fucking nerves.

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play with fire - chapter 5

I’ll make it up to you.

Kavinsky knew it had been bullshit as soon as Ronan had said it; they came back to school and Ronan had returned to ignoring him while Kavinsky returned to just taking whatever treatment Ronan wanted to give him. A week flies by without much of a fuss between them, the longest they’ve gone without antagonizing one another but with the weekend approaching, Kavinsky decides to take a leap.

As school draws to a close on Friday, Kavinsky approaches Ronan at his locker much to the other boy’s chagrin. “Don’t look at me like that, Lynch. You act like talking to me is a fucking sin.”

“Probably is,” Ronan spits back. “What do you want?”

Let’s make out again , is what he wants to say but doesn’t. Ronan would probably rather die than admit to making out. “Got a party going on tomorrow, want you there.”

Ronan rolls his eyes. “Life isn’t just about partying and drugs, man. I have a life outside of that shit. You should try it sometime.”

Kavinsky laughs but he doesn’t really find it funny. However, masking is one of his best abilities. Sometimes, he wishes he had a life outside of partying, drugs,  sex and driving fast. He wishes his friends liked him for more than just the superficial surface shit he provides but he’s not sure they do. If he canceled a party last minute, they’d all be angry, especially if he suggested they do something else instead.

“Mine is,” he replies.

“Whatever, I’m busy this weekend. I’m hanging out with Adam.”

Parrish.

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Here's some more pychinsky headcanons no one fucking asked for

Kavinsky is the biggest pain in the ass when the other two want to go anywhere. It takes him 45 minutes to get ready and it drives Ronan and Adam insane

Kavinsky is also the only guy who surprisingly has a skincare regimen and is slightly horrified to realize Ronan and Adam do not

"Your skin is so clear based on just genetics and God's will? Wtf Lynch" At least Adam occasionally has a blemish but Kavinsky is cursed with bad skin unless he takes care of himself

Kavinsky's nudes either look professionally done or they're grainy night shots that look like they were taken on an old Motorola phone, there is no in between

Ronan becomes extremely overwhelmed sometimes trying to date two people because he wants to make sure everyone is happy all of the time, which sends him into frustrated spirals so it's up to Kavinsky and Adam to assure him he's doing a great job at being a boyfriend

When Adam is stressed about work or school, both Kavinsky and Ronan bombard him with stupid fucking memes

Their group chat is either going off nonstop at 4 am or nothing is said for 2 weeks

When they fight it's fucking explosive, and Adam and Kavinsky are the pettiest bastards

Adam loves to fuck Ronan while K rides Ronan's face :')

Ronan loves every minute of it

during pride week, Adam drags both of them to Cambridge for the pride festival and forces both Kavinsky and Ronan to wear matching t-shirts that reads gay ✓ stupid ✓

Adam wears a shirt that reads 'If found returned to gay & stupid'

he loves them

He bedecks them in pride bracelets, rainbows for K & Ronan, and the bisexual flag for himself. If this is trans Kavinsky headcanons, he also gives Kavinsky a small trans colored bracelet but presses it into his palm and tells him he doesn't have to wear it if he's not ready

They walk around together, taking turns holding hands, and making out obnoxiously. Kavinsky isn't as big on PDA but at one point he puts the trans bracelet around his wrist and the other two shower him with attention and praise

When they leave the festival, they go home and all three of them have sex and shower and just have a really good night all piled in bed together

In the morning, Adam wakes to two dreamer boyfriends who dream him something nice to thank him for making the day before easy and fun

I fucking love them idc what you tell me i love them