#pwhl!alicia

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this post suggests a perfect au in which alicia zimmermann wins the cup and bob is her actor-slash-model husband

(jack still takes a shit in it)

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guys i’m so happy you’re all liking and finding my PWHL alicia zimmermann post but i actually updated it with like… more headcanons? if you wanna see that?? it’s right here

honestly the tags are giving me so much joy and thank you!

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i got these beautiful motherfucking tags on this post #rotating this post in my head #keep speaking. actually get a megaphone. #i'm listening and a few #yes good

so

here is some more

with thanks to @nonuniqueindie for the tag team (current smh headcanons)

alicia gets scouted by pwhl boston while she's at samwell and gets signed as a forward

(i have to write this and as a toronto fan it is devastating. the boston/toronto divide is strong. okay, no, you're not here for my hot sports takes.)

actually bob as a montrealer has the same issue, he cannot believe that now he needs to root for boston. mario and wayne are incredibly disappointed in him. bob perseveres because alicia on the ice is one of the most beautiful things he's ever seen.

his friends actually chirp him more about the way he talks about alicia playing than the fact that he supports boston.

bob was on a quebecois soap that ran for ten years. it was about a family who ran a logging company and it was messy. everyone loved it. bob has his own canadian screen award and a prix gémeaux and the show won best soap two years in a row. he met wayne and mario at various functions where they were presenting and they've bonded.

alicia shows up for her first team physical and finds out that she can't actually play that season (hi jack!)

alicia was the top scorer on pwhl boston her first year and she was consistently top twenty across the league.

whichever goalie had the most games where she didn't get a goal at the end of the season got their drinks paid for by the others until the next season started.

(alicia comes to samwell when jack is playing and they all convince her to get on the ice during practice. it's mostly just for fun, but chowder stops one of her shots and spends the next five minutes freaking out and apologizing. alicia laughs and sends him christmas presents until he graduates and not a single boy on the team lets him buy a drink for the rest of his college career. like, not even at annie's)

boston wins the cup her first year. and her second year. there was almost a threepeat.

alicia makes bob come to a red sox game when she throws the first pitch out. it's against the expos. bob refuses to wear a red sox jersey (and the expos win.)

bitty says "mrs. jack's mom"

suzanne bittle still has heart eyes. ("we all had her card, we wanted to be just like her!" shitty in the background *cough* "you mean get with her". bitty wants to die. nothing much is different.)

whiskey has the biggest hockey crush on her

nursey finds her hockey card being used as a bookmark in one of dex's textbooks

bob does a sears photoshoot for christmas one year and they sell out of the sweater that he wears in under a week. a feat considering this is when people still ordered from the catalogue and not online.

bob becomes the face of canadian tire in his thirties. shitty finds the old ads and jack suffers through three months of sexy handyman jokes.

then shitty finds the body break commercials alicia did. it's peak nineties workout gear and jack suffers. again.

this post suggests a perfect au in which alicia zimmermann wins the cup and bob is her actor-slash-model husband

(jack still takes a shit in it)