#putting the fool in tomfool
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tomfoolparis-malpractice · 6 months ago
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She kobayashi on my maru till its a win-win scenario
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tomfoolparis-malpractice · 1 year ago
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Totally wild how Shakespearean acting classes are mandatory for the command pathway.
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tomfoolparis-malpractice · 2 years ago
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Vulcan named T’Pose
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tomfoolparis-malpractice · 2 years ago
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Currently imagining Picard sending Will a gift every father’s day because he’ll always be his number one dad
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o-wyrmlight · 4 years ago
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Sweet but dumb sedated cat insisted on going outside once we got home. What a fool. A little tomfooler in here.
I got ointment to put on his head. They shaved the area, cleaned it out, and gave him a couple of injections to help fight off infection. Twice a day, I will now need to shove ointment gunk in there, for at least 10 days, they said.
Luckily he doesn't have a fever! So that's very good.
I am in bed now. It had been an age and a half since I last rested easy. Perhaps it is time to finally sleep.
Stupid sleepy idiot has no idea what's coming for him.
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Why is he always sleepy when I take him to the vet? Le sigh.
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tomfoolparis-malpractice · 2 years ago
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I personally believe that a fair number of Vulcans use simple emoticons to appear more receptive to their human co-workers. Like, it’s just logical to use established netiquette to keep high morale.
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tomfoolparis-malpractice · 2 years ago
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Currently envisioning Buzzfeed-style videos in the trek universe that are like: Trills see Leopards for the first time
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tomfoolparis-malpractice · 2 years ago
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Hey girl just watched Threshold and I’m thinking about how nice it was being Thresheld by you.
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tomfoolparis-malpractice · 2 years ago
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Riker: Are you wearing the--
Worf: Am I wearing the Chanel Klingon boots? Yeah I am.
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tomfoolparis-malpractice · 8 months ago
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Misread Kingdom Hearts as Klingon Hearts. Alas I do not have any knowledge of Kingdom Hearts aside from like one thing so behold:
Worf: Me? Gongaga.
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tomfoolparis-malpractice · 1 year ago
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I love the way Star Trek uses the word “Friend.” Like, okay <3
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tomfoolparis-malpractice · 2 years ago
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Thinking about how that mean girl handshake from Hannah Montana would have been SO scandalous to Vulcans
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tomfoolparis-malpractice · 1 year ago
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How come whenever I’m watching star trek by myself the aliens look like this
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but whenever my family walks in the room they all look like this
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[ID image 1: Two humanoid aliens from the Star Trek: TNG episode Angel One. The first is a blonde woman wearing a blue and purple tunic. The second is a woman with black hair. Both look indistinguishable from humans.
ID image 2: A fish-like alien from the Star Trek: TOS episode The Man Trap. It has silvery hair and empty looking eyes. It is a very unhuman like alien. End ID]
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tomfoolparis-malpractice · 1 year ago
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Ensign detained on Trill for alleged attempt to drink from symbiont pool
Witness on the scene claims ensign wanted to see if, "worm juice makes you smarter." Suspect is currently awaiting formal sentencing. No symbionts are reported injured.
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tomfoolparis-malpractice · 2 years ago
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Naomi and Kes would’ve had such a cute relationship. Imagine Naomi asking Kes how old she is and Naomi’s just like woah! Will I be as big as you next year?!
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tomfoolparis-malpractice · 2 years ago
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odo coming out of his bucket to shame cardassiankind
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