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She kobayashi on my maru till its a win-win scenario
#is this anything#star trek#putting the fool in tomfool#its been a while since ive had an original post#forgive the archaic meme format#kobayashi maru#tos
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Totally wild how Shakespearean acting classes are mandatory for the command pathway.
#star trek#starfleet#putting the fool in tomfool#Jim Kirk#Jean-Luc Picard#tagging bc those two are nerds
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Vulcan named T’Pose
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Currently envisioning Buzzfeed-style videos in the trek universe that are like: Trills see Leopards for the first time
#trill#star trek#putting the fool in tomfool#jadzia is just like: oh is the symbiont in the primordial pouch?#i have no idea if leopards have primordial pouches but like... im just spitting out ideas here
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Sweet but dumb sedated cat insisted on going outside once we got home. What a fool. A little tomfooler in here.
I got ointment to put on his head. They shaved the area, cleaned it out, and gave him a couple of injections to help fight off infection. Twice a day, I will now need to shove ointment gunk in there, for at least 10 days, they said.
Luckily he doesn't have a fever! So that's very good.
I am in bed now. It had been an age and a half since I last rested easy. Perhaps it is time to finally sleep.
Stupid sleepy idiot has no idea what's coming for him.
Why is he always sleepy when I take him to the vet? Le sigh.
#tw: animal injury#ask to tag#i am Very Tired lol--#no pic because he is outside and the spot in question has some blood on it#the abscessus is sort of? portruding out because ive been trying to squeeze the stuff out of it#before it can gather and collect to fester further than it has#but yeah he should be fine now#now im just stressing about him getting in the road
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I personally believe that a fair number of Vulcans use simple emoticons to appear more receptive to their human co-workers. Like, it’s just logical to use established netiquette to keep high morale.
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Hey girl just watched Threshold and I’m thinking about how nice it was being Thresheld by you.
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Misread Kingdom Hearts as Klingon Hearts. Alas I do not have any knowledge of Kingdom Hearts aside from like one thing so behold:
Worf: Me? Gongaga.
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I love the way Star Trek uses the word “Friend.” Like, okay <3
#star trek#honestly i would imagine that by the 23rd century the term friend could evolve drastically#but its funny bc like. yeah jim when i feel friendship for you im ashamed#this man is my friend no one touches him#like OKAY !!!!#putting the fool in tomfool
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Thinking about how that mean girl handshake from Hannah Montana would have been SO scandalous to Vulcans
#vulcan child: may i watch the 20th century terran childrens programming for research mother?#vulcan mom: certainly#*the scene plays*#Great Surak what is this!#Vulcans#putting the fool in tomfool
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How come whenever I’m watching star trek by myself the aliens look like this
but whenever my family walks in the room they all look like this
Image Description under Keep Reading
[ID image 1: Two humanoid aliens from the Star Trek: TNG episode Angel One. The first is a blonde woman wearing a blue and purple tunic. The second is a woman with black hair. Both look indistinguishable from humans.
ID image 2: A fish-like alien from the Star Trek: TOS episode The Man Trap. It has silvery hair and empty looking eyes. It is a very unhuman like alien. End ID]
#tng#tos#Star Trek#putting the fool in tomfool#they always look so put off by it too lol. like IM SORRY that you saw odo and did a double take. jadzia could be on the screen the entire ep#but ofc when you walk in he's giving a speech about something random
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Ensign detained on Trill for alleged attempt to drink from symbiont pool
Witness on the scene claims ensign wanted to see if, "worm juice makes you smarter." Suspect is currently awaiting formal sentencing. No symbionts are reported injured.
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Mr. Warp, set a course for the Chin’toka system, worf 7. Engage.
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Klingon bloodwine sommeliers are probably some of the most insufferable people in the known galaxy
#klingons#putting the fool in tomfool#this particular bloodwine was found in the caves of No'Mat#it pairs well with L'chortan gagh and unlike most bloodwines is served cold to reflect the icy caves from which it is stored#only those with the most worthy palates will be able to appreciate its taste... if you don't believe me THE general martok has given the#bloodwine a perfect scoring on the Bloodwine Rating scale citing its striking acidity amidst the Klingon oak taste
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The reason why its called the Klingon High Council is because they wear platform boots.
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I sometimes wish S*ction 31 had been a thing in TNG because Picard would have lectured Sloan so bad that he never would’ve appeared again, just like how Sisko punched Q and he never came back onto the station.
#also tng was super episodic which means that they coulda introduced them and then the writers would be like ok thats a wrap no more of this#this is me just pleading with star trek writers to get rid of that organization#this post has existed in my drafts for 2 years now. im letting it see the light of day.#putting the fool in tomfool
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