#putting himself in perrill for a date

[the-villainous-ace]

I LITTERALLY HAD THE SAME THOUGH JUST MOMENTS AGO!!!

like why didn't he just get himself out of the jail? miracle away his own cuffs instead of just sitting there and waiting prettily.

Now, I believe whole heartedly that Aziriphale would show up dressed to the nines in the middle of a proletariat revolution without a critical thought, He is just that bitch.

But allowing himself to be detained in said frilly fancy dress inside a prison, possibly overnight. Now that just screams "waiting damsel in distress".

I bet my money he'd heard about the unrest abroad, suspected a certain snake to be in the grassy fields of France.

And suddenly he feels rather peckish for crepes.

I’m going feral over “Rescuing me makes him so happy.” Because here’s the thing: what was Aziraphale doing dressed as an aristocrat in Revolutionary France? Surely he’s not stupid enough to risk the guillotine over crêpes? But then he said that and it hit me. Orchestrating a date, that’s what he was doing in Revolutionary France.

He missed his husband and the phone hadn’t been invented yet, so he did the next best thing: got himself on death row so Crowley would come and rescue him. Crowley’d be happy to play hero and they would go and get crepes. It’s the perfect date.