#put your hand into your pockelet

[always-andromeda]

If you had told me this morning that by the end of the day I’d be unironically adding songs from the Wonka soundtrack to my playlists I would’ve called you a fucking liar. 😀

[elecctricsugars]

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A Hatful of Dreams

"Land, ahoy!"

"Au revoir, chef!"

"I've got [number] [noun] in my pocket."

"The prices are suspiciously extreme..."

"No, leave me alone!"

"It's everything you said, [name]."

"I got nothing to offer but my [noun]."

"... they didn't mention it would be so stressful."

Hoverchocs

"How thrilling to be living in a chocolate hotel!"

"Well, there's chocolate."

"Put your hand into your pockelet-"

"Come now, I insist!"

Scrub Scrub

"When we sing this song, the day don't seem so long."

"Rub, rub."

"They'll scold us and withhold our grub."

"We all signed the dotted line, so we've gotta do our time."

"And if you don't agree, see Clause 5, Section 7A, Paragraph 22... Part D!"

Sweet Tooth

"I can see that you're a man of integrity."

"Have you got a sweet tooth?"

"Don't give me that conscience nonsense."

"A hundred of your favorites?"

"Sorry, I'm afraid it's NO."

"Promised the wife I'd cut down on chocolate."

"You know, I gotta get in shape for the [event]."

"I've had it since I was a boy."

"Who needs to see their toes?"

"So, seven hundred boxes?"

"Have you got the hots for [noun]?"

"Do you think that candy's dandy?"

"We've got lots, and lots, and lots, and lots, and lots, and lots!"

"Why am I singing?"

"It's amazing what a tailor can conceal…"

"Keep your wretched [noun]!"

"Eighteen hundred boxes?"

"Oh, deal!"

[doyouknowwhoyouare13]

PUT YOUR HAND INTO YOUR POCKELET!! GET YOURSELF SOME WONKA CHOCOLATE!!!!

[livvyofthelake]

well at the end of the day you really can't argue that. there's chocolate. and there's chocolate. but only wonka's makes your confidence skyrockolate.. put your hand into your pockelet get yourself some wonka chocolate.... !!!

[caruliaa]

put your hands into your pockelets get yourself some wonka chocolate to be quite fucking honest

[visionsofsweettea]

He took the: "put your hands into your pockelet" seriously.

alexandremaras