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Whimsical adventures of (May)hem… and hello, June!

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Annoying - Stiles Stilinski

Request - Stiles Stilinski x M!reader. AU Stiles is a jock bisexual kid in the school who is really cocky because he is good looking and fools around with a lot of guys. He's the sort of a heartbreaker. The reader dislikes him. The two of them have to go to detention. Stiles likes the reader and is sorta flirty with him and tries to get him interested. The reader thinks Stiles is hot but annoying and cocky. Stiles feels something he's never felt before. You could imply smut.

Notes - slight cursing in the story. Finally finished a request after being busy for months. I rushed the ending so if it’s bad, ignore that part rq 🙂

It was well known around the school that you weren’t very fond of Stiles. To begin with, he always pestered you with flirty remarks 24/7. It was starting to get annoying. It was kind of cute at first, even almost deciding to give into him, but then you found out about the real Stiles. He would fuck anything that moved. Literally. One day you’d see him holding a pretty girl, and the next day he’d have a boy wrapped around his fingers. You were angered to say the least, but also heartbroken.

You couldn’t deny that you held romantic feelings toward said boy. He was tall and attractive, and seemed to be funny at times. But you couldn’t be with someone who was only looking for a quick fuck and didn’t care about you after. As much as your heart longed for his touch, you knew you had to spare yourself from pain. You couldn’t be someone he could just forget existed right after.

But it seemed as the world hated you today. A Friday of all days did the world have to end. It all started when you were only a minute late to class, seeing as there was a long line in the bathroom (ugh, why did they all collectively had to use it at that time?!). Apparently your history teacher thought that going to the bathroom when needed wasn’t necessary and gave you after school detention. To add insult to injury, the one and only Stiles Stilinski had detention too.

Oh how you were about to chew out whatever spirits were out there for putting you in this position. He stared at you as you entered the class, and gave you a smirk. Gosh, how you wanted to kiss- slap that smirk right off his face. You walked all the way to the back of the class and fell into the chair whilst pulling your (f/c) hoodie to hide your face. All was good until Stiles threw a paper ball at you. You looked up and glared at him, responding with that same, stupid smirk. You opened the ball and read what was scribbled in it. ‘How did the beautiful and oh so perfect (y/n) end up in detention?’ it read.

You rolled your eyes and wrote back down an explanation. It kept going back and forth until he eventually told you that he was in here for being in a fight. How unsurprising. The teacher watching over both of you got bored to the point where they sent you both to help out the janitor or something. All was well until Stiles decided to shove both of you guys in a closet. “Yknow, things would’ve been easier if you stopped avoiding me.” Stiles said, with hands in his pockets. “Who says I’m avoiding you? I’m simply just not interested in talking to you.” You retorted back.

“Ouch, that hurt. But, since I’m an understanding person, I’ll forgive you.” Stiles said while giving you a small smile. You squinted your eyes and stared at him, making sure you heard right. “Weird. You never offer forgiveness. Anyways, I don’t want it so get out of my way.” You simply replied while making your way towards the exist. Stiles quickly jumps in front of you, blocking the exist. “Move it, Stilinski. I won’t hesitate to kick you where the sun doesn’t shine.” You stated, crossing your arms over your chest.

“Listen, I’m sorry (y/n), but just hear me out please.” Stiles begged. “Fine, 5 minutes. Make them quick, I have somewhere to be.” You bluntly said. “Alright, so basically, um, I like you and- and I’ve stopped messing around with people because I want to be with you. Ever since we met in class that one time, I’ve wanted to be with you, romantically, not sexually. You changed me (y/n), for the better. And I love you even more for that. I want to make it up to you, take you out on nice dates and all that stuff. I want to make you happy, that is it you’d let me.” Stiles blurted out, tumbling and stuttering out his sentences.

It was kind of… cute if you were being honest, but then you remembered the Stiles you had come to known. “Stiles… I’d love to be with you but, I don’t know if it’s right for the both of us. You can have anyone you want, so go for them, not me.” You said while fidgeting with your hands. “But I want you, (y/n). You’re the only person keeping me sane in this school. Hell, I’ll even give up my popularity if it means I get to be with you. I… I love you (y/n).” He said, and with that your head shot up. He said it. The 3 word sentence, he said it!

“Stiles, you love me?” You asked, while gasping. “Always have, you were just busy avoiding me to notice…” Stiles stated, grabbing your hand and holding it. And that’s when you knew that you couldn’t contain your feelings for the brunette jock anymore. You grabbed his neck and pulled him in for a kiss. It was slow, but you could definitely feel the flood of emotions in it. Your lips were moving in sync, and although Stiles’ lips were slightly chapped, they were still soft to kiss.

When you pulled away, the both of you were breathless. “Well, that was something.” Stiles said, shock still evident on his face. The both of you stood there, an awkward silence lingering too long. You looked directly into his eyes and decided to speak up. “Listen Stiles, I love you too but if we’re going to be together, I need you to know some things.” You said as he slowly nodded, telling you to continue. “If we want to make this work, please wait for when I’m ready for sex. I want this to be sweet in the beginning, I don’t want to feel pressured. Secondly, please don’t touch me that often, at least not in the first couple of months. Lastly, just be yourself around me Stiles. I want to have fun, not date some A.I..” You said, ending your rules for him.

“I can do that, it’s easy peesy. And don’t worry, I won’t pressure you into doing anything you don’t want to.” He said reassuringly. “Cmon, let’s get out of here and go to my house to watch some cheesy movie.” You said, grabbing a hold of his hand. “Ah, yes, a cheesy movie where I can pretend we’re the main characters kissing!” Stiles stated excitedly. “Don’t make me regret giving you a chance, Stilinski.”

FIN

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scraTCH THAT [ everything ( minus appeal ) ] + glados

Thoughts & Feelings

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"Unfortunate that I ended up running into her." beat. "Or rather, that she ended up approaching me. Because, clearly, the first thing you think of when seeing a stranger sitting alone trying to get some peace and quiet is how great of a test subject they'd be. Absolutely normal."

"Also, I'm quite annoyed by how persistent she is — clearly there are more cooperative people she can irritate with her tests, yet she still sees it necessary to bother me despite how I've opposed to it since the get-go."

"Frankly, I don't get it, how she can loathe me to bits yet still be the one initiating an interaction. Sounds rather self-sabotaging, if you ask me. I'd think both of us would profit from it if we'd avoid each other."

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"If you think about it," he spoke, while not thinking much about it, let alone how offensive it might be. "to claim she's taller than me is ridiculous."

"Her, er, vessel had been assigned by the Stars upon her arrival, right? It's not ... bound with her, so to say. Meaning, should one put her into a tinier vessel similar to the ones you find in Craft-Punk, then she'd have a new, much smaller height than she initially did, while still being the same person. Therefore, her vessel being taller could be compared to someone wearing high heels, no? It's not her, physically, being taller." he’s just salty.

"— Should she argue about this, then just put her in a 2ft tall vessel and see if she still believes it's fair to judge height per the vessel she's in. I bet she'd hate that."

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You squint as she took her leave. Despite having her back turned, you're rather certain she's aware of the stare piercing her, though really it'd only be all the better if she is.

All she had said is for you to wait with no further explanation. Likely bringing something, you reckon. You did scoff that you'd leave immediately just to spite her, but both of you know that it won't come to such — it's difficult to find a quiet spot as is with all these celebrations, and you genuinely don't have the energy to bother today. So here you are, grumbling; What the hell is her problem?

If you'd only go by the 'tests' she offers, you'd think of her as a joke. You still do, but — aside from amusement, what's there for her to accomplish? Granted, she does gain some info here and there about Spirale, but apart from that? If that's it, she sure picked quite the horribly inconvenient way to approach the matter. Someone who'd seek actual results wouldn't do that. What's worse; that isn't it. If it'd be just a puzzle enthusiastic scientist wanna-be would be one thing, but only a glance on her attitude and you'd argue her to be worse than the imbecile Dimitri, for obvious reasons. So why? Is she studying people and their way of thinking solely to understand them? That'd barely make sense, considering how she gives no damn about humans to be this interested. Hell, you'd not be surprised if she'd replace her test subjects with these stupid turrets if she could, considering how she reacted when you tossed it the other day. So, what is it then? You can't fathom a potential goal she might be seeking that isn't ridiculously outlandish.

... Maybe she doesn't have a goal, you think. Perhaps she truly is driven by the concept of 'doing science' alone, like she had been programmed to do — and that's all she does, despite the fact that she isn't even where the task was given to her. Gathering information just for the sake of gathering information, with no slight interest on who it aids, or who it expenses. A pointless routine, pretty much. "Despicable," you find yourself muttering, seeing her return again from a distance. You can't imagine anyone living content and happy without having an aim they're striving for in life.

You'd know.

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As much as I'd love to say he's holding a front or whatever, unfortunately, beneath the disrespect is just the same thing but bass-boosted. True, he did act on prejudices at first, but his assumptions had been more than confirmed to him by now, so really he'd call it horseshit if you were to speak to him about how he's got to be open-minded and etc.

However!! While he does have more respects for a snail than for GLaDOS, it might come to a surprise to you when I say he finds her much more tolerable than Dimitri! So hey, at least she got that going for her! Even if he'd never admit that. There are several reasons that go into this — for instance, the fact that she isn't love-struck & her actions (cough, life) not entirely centered around such do make talking to her less annoying. You could claim that she's love-stuck by science, I guess, but she doesnt whine about it. GLaDOS is also far less gullible, much more observant; while it was fortunate for Clive that Dimitri wasn't alike to her in that aspect, conversing with a fool that has only one thing in mind is hardly interesting, and at some point forward even the thrill of deceiving them was gone, more alike to a ludicrously boring routine. It hurts me to insult Allen like this but, yeah — speaking to someone who's less naive is, ultimately, less tedious.

Also uh, this is sad to say but, yknow, Clive keeping up an act around Dimitri at all times was draining — smiling while wanting to strangle someone is!! not a fun thing. Neither is acting like you're a fan of a work that had your parents killed. But, with GLaDOS, he doesn't have to pretend shit. To put it bluntly, it's a relief he can be the asshole he wants to be without repressing it. And, relief makes stuff more tolerable! For him.

There's definitely the comfort of 'im having a bad day and im about to make that everyones problem' that he was unable to do all these years but, hey, you didn't hear that from me.

Regarding testing, they're not always horribly annoying to him unlike he'd claim — especially the ones you could (almost) compare to puzzles; they do catch his interest, and there's always the satisfaction you get when you got it right. However, he'll always be awfully reluctant to do the tests despite how intriguing they might be, and should he end up doing it anyway — never express that delight. Maybe a smirk might slip, but should she point that out he'd make sure in one way or another for her to take that back, or reason said smirk to be something insulting against her — yknow, the usual. Clive wants to be as inconvenient as possible as a 'test subject', and, is doing a good job at that. While yeah, the tests can low-key be temporarily nice, you won't find him miss these should she finally leave him alone. There are a lot of things he's missing, but GLaDOS and her Tests will never be on the list, really.

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So, uh. we both know he's emotionally unstable, right. Talking about his Body Language when he's acting like that is,, difficult, since it depends highly on his mood swings and I'm not about to count them all,, we'll be here forever if I do that. All I can say is that he's surely tense & sensitive whilst it.

However!! I'll ramble a bit about his usual demeanour w/ GLaDOS when things are "fine", whatever that means when talking about Clive

If he's just 'kinda there', as in low-spirited yet still well enough to talk shit (which is the 'usual' in their interactions IG) you can absolutely expect him to intentionally sit 'wrong' yet comfortably — just, y'know, to express disdain even further. Usually, it'd mean he's rather comfortable around you, but in this case, it's frankly just a lack of care of what GLaDOS thinks of him. She already knows he's got issues smh why bother giving a good impression,, Guard isn't really up either, slacking far too much to be so — just this state of "meh." where he very well can complain about the situation at hand without leaving despite it. Uhh, what else — ah and he got his hat off, likely just cast aside somewhere. shrugs

If Clive is ACTUALLY spacing out, be it to the extent where he trails off and loses his line of thoughts like all 30 seconds, or even as far to where he doesn't respond at all — if he's standing, sitting, henceforth, one thing for sure his posture would be slumped, although seeing how it's usually a thing that happens gradually, he'd stop sitting so improper (aside from the slumped posture, of course) so there's that, at least. Guard is obviously thrown out of the roof in such things. Whilst sitting there's also this habit where he'd tip with his fingers on the palm of the other hand (imagine like playing on a piano) or instead have a fist resting in it (as if you're counting for rock paper scissors) while he's spacing out— I can imagine GLaDOS would have already picked up on that to tell when he's getting lost in thought again.

Obviously, he got better days than that, where he'd care to keep up the manners you'd expect from him — but rest assured if he has the energy to act normal, he'll also have the energy to leave should GLaDOS show up. So, the next best thing is where he's irked, which. Well, that's not all too fun either, but. He'd sit upright, arms crossed, perchance even legs crossed, rather tense, you get the idea—much less cooperative too, but what else is new.