#puri puri: same thing as TTM but more along the lines of him being lowkey creepy; I thank him regardless | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

handlewcaare · 4 years ago

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Trust me

All this talk about which S-Class hero I’d choose to be my bodyguard and whatnot has got me thinking about how well I’d get along with those hooligans. So, I made a handy dandy chart.

Here’s the blank version incase y’all wanna make your own!

#one punch man #opm #Tatsumaki: Would point out she does not babysit #Bofoi: he is too paranoid to be a decent human being let alone care for anyone #Flashy Flash: Would probably spend hours blow drying his hair while I die #Drive Knight: probably DOES protect me...on rare occasions but most of the time he tells me to fend for myself #Genos: He wouldn’t let anyone die on his watch—but that does mean he’ll throw himself in the crossfire (and get dismantled in the process)#Kamikaze: He’d probably get the job done but not at the expense of not acknowledging me due to me being “weak #Metal Bat: would REALLY do it begrudgingly but oh my GOD is he a dumbass #watchdog: He could do it but I’d have to convince him really hard not to retire after every fight ; he also prioritizes Q-City #CE: gadgets and gizmos are a sure fire way to keep me alive even when he’s unavailable; I’d maybe have some trouble configuring them tho #Darkshine: the man is BULLETPROOF; I would be more concerned about his lack of self esteem #TankTop: he and the squad would probably intimidate anyone who tries to kill me #puri puri: same thing as TTM but more along the lines of him being lowkey creepy; I thank him regardless #Bang: that’s my emotional support grandfather; he’d also mentor me over self defense techniques #ZM: He wouldn’t be the best bodyguard BUT that doesn’t mean he isn’t smart enough to send me to detours and away from danger.#that being said; he would definitely swoop down like Batman and finish my assailants off #King: WE WOULD R U N.#me.#rb.

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