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#ra speaks#it’s a silly joke/pun dw#we stay silly :3#edit:#woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/#10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water.#15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :]#20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then#25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today#30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3#40k. I just slept 9 hours straight for the first time in weeks :] remember to ask for help when you need it! no glory in senseless suffering
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spectacular how he overcomes the situation
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#nostalgia#memes#cute#meme#jokes#dank memes#funny#love#animals#cats#cats of tumblr#haha#humor#lol#kawaii#nature#photographers on tumblr#puns#pets#photography#wholesome#writers on tumblr#writing#grunge#goth#aesthetic#anthropology#artists on tumblr#art#my art
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Me leaving my 9-5 job which barely covers my bills just to see the hulk throw my car at a villain and miss
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I make perfumes that smell like blood, phlegm, black bile, and yellow bile. They're not very good yet, but I'm trying to improve my scents of humor.
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I see you've noticed my overhead mural of mushrooms. That's myceiling.
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Boingy smash
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I enjoyed every second of this quest
[This art has platonic intention. Thank you for not tag ship!]
#my art#genshin impact#genshinimpact#tighnari#genshin impact tighnari#daily tighnari#cyno#genshin impact cyno#please do not tag as ship thank you#i have too much words but nothing came out from my mouth#i. i love it so much 😭😭😭😭😭😭#i am way too lazy to write everythin abt it#but gOSH WHEN SOME OF MY BRAINROT/HC BECOMES CANON#NO SPOILER BUT ?!?!?! EVERYTHING ABT THIS QUEST MAKES ME SO HAPPY#sethos ?!?!!! i love him. i need more cyno sethos interaction#i am so sleepy from work oh gosh but i already had idea for sethos comic/fanarr#SETHOS I HOPE HE ENJOYS CYNO'S PUNS#oh i swear if he laughs at cyno's jokes it IS SO OVER FOR ME#and WE GOT THE WHOLE CYNO FRIENDS I-#tighnari. can i talk abt tighnari.#no i wont i am lazy.#good night to them
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The reason why Go Piss Girl isn't an option, is because I had genuinely never heard of it until all of y'all let me know.
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#funny stuff#funny memes#puns#bad puns#pun#terrible puns#dad jokes#bad jokes#toilet#toilet joke#funny#funny post#funny polls#funny content#tumblr polls#my polls#polls#dumb jokes
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'im scared to ask them out' i said
'grow a pair' they said
so i did
the fuck do i do with this thing?
#ik ive already posted this#but that was on my other blog#and now any new moots won't get to see my epic humor#plus it won't blow up#bc honestly this deserves to blow up#in my oh so humble opinion#bonsai's tea#dad humor#dad jokes#humor#haha#lol#joke#pun#hilarious#(trust me it is)#shitpost#stupid humor#stupid post#stupid shit#dumb#bruh#meirl#(don't ask)#don't ask#10k in spirit
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